Among the many videos imitating Zhao Can from entering the house to the master bedroom on the Internet, the highest click belongs to Wukongkong's Suzhou garden.

Zhao Canzai looked at it carefully twice, and really liked this Chinese-style garden.

It would be nice if I had a set of Suzhou gardens like this.

Friday.

A plane to the Magic City.

Zhao Cangang was sitting in his position, and a monk came to sit next to him.

Looking at this monk, it seems that he has seen it somewhere, and finally recognized this product on the pair of AJ shoes.

"The road is narrow!"

The monk also recognized Zhao Can for the first time, and his face was embarrassed.

"Amitabha, little benefactor, we meet again. ”

"You are a fake monk, you put a white beard on the temple and pretend to be an old monk to deceive people into buying Buddhist beads, don't you have a painful conscience?"

"Donor, please respect yourself, you are a true monk below, as the saying goes, you can't do things with hair on your mouth, you don't have a beard, who will be convinced by looking at the entire Lin Yin Temple, right? If the donor doesn't believe it, I'll show you my license." ”

As he spoke, he flicked his sleeves and showed off LV's classic wallet, which blinded Zhao Can's eyes.

"Here, this is the old man's work permit. ”

Zhao Can took a look: "Lin Yinshan is the acting abbot Dabao?"

"Really a monk?"

"Well, acting host, my senior brother has retired, and the above sent me to Linyin Temple to preside over for a period of time. ”

"It's quite a high degree of education, graduated from Harvard. ”

"I have won awards and awards, and graduated from Harbin Buddhist College. Now the pressure on our employment is too great, and the temple wants you without any academic qualifications?"

Zhao Can nodded, he had heard of it before, and 80% of the current monks were college students.

"And what's this?"

Zhao Can picked up the small card sandwiched in the work permit and took a look: "Dream Paris Membership Card"

Zhao Can: "........."

Sure enough, he was an immodest monk.

"Forehead....." Dabao took the membership card with an embarrassed face, cough cough cough: "What's that..... The girl who dreamed of Paris asked me to help me open the light. ”

Zhao Can: ".........."

"Wow, what kind of eyes are you, you're discriminating against me?"

"Don't dare! Don't dare! Who will the master open to the demon capital?"

"Go see my girlfriend. ”

Zhao Can squirted out a mouthful of water. Looking at Dabao, he looked really like an old monk with a white beard "Yi Rong" before, but now that his beard is gone, he is probably in his 30s, and he looks quite energetic, but he still can't change Zhao Can's prejudice against him.

"Wow! You still say you didn't discriminate against me. ”

"Really, master, can you still have a girlfriend in this business?"

"I told you that being a monk is my profession, and I'm also a man, why can't I have a girlfriend?" said and glanced at Zhao Can with disdain: "Can you have a girlfriend?"

"I didn't!"

"Heh! ”

“........”

"Donor, you are really a scumbag, don't think I don't know what you and your little girlfriend did sneaking into the temple of Guanyin that night? That girl looks like she's still underage, can you do it, and if you do that in front of the Bodhisattva, aren't you afraid that the Bodhisattva will punish you?"

Dabao was full of righteous indignation, and Zhao Can couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it.

"You're mistaken, that's really my sister. ”

Hearing this, Dabao didn't jump.

"Fuck it, your sister, you're up too, you're a mess ......."

Zhao Can hurriedly covered Dabao's mouth.

"You be quiet, it's not what you think, I'm innocent. ”

Dabao broke Zhao Can's hand and sighed silently: "Beast, !!!" then smiled treacherously and raised his eyebrows: "However, it's quite exciting." ”

Zhao Can [blood-vomiting expression]

The subsequent journey was almost Dabao's oral work, crackling and thinking, and Zhao Can was annoyed to death.

But I think this monk is a little interesting.

Walk out of the airport.

Dabao took out his mobile phone: "Little donor, add a WeChat, it will be convenient to contact in the future." ”

"I'm not a monk, why should we contact us?"

"You don't have to be a monk, you know. ”

[Zhao Chan vomiting blood] +2

Sure enough, he was an immodest monk.

Finally, I scanned and added WeChat, and when I saw Dabao's screen name, Zhao Can, almost didn't stand firm.

[Peach Blossom Prodigal]

Cow!

At this time, a Porsche 911 stopped in front of the two men.

The windows rolled down.

A girl in her early 20s with heavy makeup shouted at Sanbao, "Honey. ”

Zhao Can [Vomiting Blood] +3

Zhao Can said that he is still too young and has too little knowledge of the world.

Dabao said in a low voice: "This woman is a fan of mine, and she has turned on the light twice, and then you know, live in Tomson Yipin." ”

"Hey, Dabao, you have to remember that you are a monk, what will the Buddha think when you do this?"

"What's wrong with the monk? I can return to the vulgar at any time. ”

"You're a cow! You're a cow! I'm so impressed. ”

Dabao patted Zhao Can on the shoulder: "Little donor, WeChat contact, I'll go first, and I'll come to Tomson to play when I have time." ”

The corners of Zhao Can's mouth twitched, and he watched Dabao get on 911 and leave.

......

[Exciting Battlefield City Exhibition Match] is Sunday, Zhao Can came in advance, and he hasn't told Yu Youwei yet.

Approaching the start of the university, Zhao Can plans to have a good time in the magic capital, and then go back to Ninghai to go to college with peace of mind.

Stopped the taxi and went to the B&B where I stayed last time, and the owner of the B&B rarely saw repeat customers, and directly lost 5,000 yuan with Zhao Can.

Although it is less than 5,000, the price is also a sky-high price of 15,000, which discourages many people.

The owner of the homestay is also a master who is not bad for money, a Buddhist homestay, and he lives if he wants to, and does not force others.

It's hard to buy I like it, Zhao Can likes this homestay very much, and he doesn't care about this money, after paying 75,000 yuan for 5 days' accommodation, he shook hands with the homestay owner with a smile.

Looking around, it's still the same as last time.

rested at the B&B for an afternoon, and at half past five in the evening, Zhao Can called Yu Youwei and said that he had come to the magic capital.

When Yu Youwei received Zhao Can's call, she was standing in the Demon Capital Gymnasium to rehearse.

"Why didn't you tell me in advance when you came? I'm in the gym now, so... I'll come to you for dinner after I'm done with rehearsals later. ”

"Don't bother, it's okay anyway, you send me the location, I'll go find you." ”

"Oh well. ”

The B&B is a half-hour drive to the gymnasium.

Zhao Can was stopped at the door, and the idlers were not allowed to enter.

Zhao Can only called Yu Youwei and asked her to come out to pick it up.

Three minutes later, Yu Youwei came out of the stadium out of breath.

Because it is a rehearsal with makeup, Yu Youwei wears the skin that stimulates the battlefield.

Yu Youwei turned around: "Is it good-looking?"

"It's ok. Zhao Can nodded: "I've played with your skin, but it doesn't feel good, and I can't eat chicken." ”

"Don't worry, my sister will take you to eat chicken tonight. ”

"That's what you said. ”

Entering the gymnasium, all the equipment is set up as well.

Yu Youwei still had to go to the rehearsal, so she asked Zhao Can to sit down and rest for a while.

Zhao Can sat under the stage, looking at a boy on the other side who was a little dragged, surrounded by several Internet celebrity beauties, and those Internet celebrity beauties saw the dragging boy, their hearts were itchy, and they all felt wet.

Zhao Can recognized the man.

Wang Siming.

Wang Siming also saw Zhao Can sitting here.