Chapter 45 Lost the Lady and Broke the Army
Actually, Fang Bei saw the right time, whenever Ah Feng made a move. He then shot out a silver needle and pierced it on a specific acupuncture point. Because Fang Bei's strength was too strong, and the speed of the silver needle was too fast, so that everyone present did not see the shadow of the silver needle. Ah Feng's acupuncture points were sealed, of course, he was not an opponent.
Seeing that Ah Feng had no power to fight back, he was greeted mercilessly by Huang Bao and Shi Song. Fang Bei walked to Lao Yu's side, smiled and asked, "Brother Horse-faced, have you thought clearly?"
At this moment, after witnessing his brother's inhumane abuse, Lao Yu dared to struggle, lowered his posture to Fang Bei and Huang Bao, and Shi Song apologized again and again.
In the end, Lao Yu also helped Fang Bei and his party pay a huge bill. Ah Feng's whole body was sore, and Lao Yu's heart was dripping blood. I knew this was the case, why bother in the first place, I really lost my wife and soldiers.
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Huang Bao and Shi Song were addicted, and Mei Zizi went back to continue eavesdropping on Qian Xinzhong. And Fang Bei sent Xiaowei to the city, Fang Bei asked: "Xiaowei, which hotel do you live in?"
Xiaowei hesitated for a long time before she replied embarrassedly: "I have been living in the vacant room rented by your landlord for the past two days, but the price is too expensive, and I thought I could return to H City today, so I have already refunded it." ”
"I have to say that my landlord is really black-hearted, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is insatiable. Fang Bei was deeply touched by Xiaowei's words and agreed with it. "Why don't you stay at my house for two days?"
Xiaowei waved her hand again and again, although she is from the countryside and is kind and simple, her emotional intelligence is not low. Just kidding, living in Fang Bei's house is estimated to suffocate Han Yu'er to death. In addition, she is not willing to make a kilowatt light bulb. If you accidentally see Fang Bei and Han Yu'er kissing again, how embarrassing it is.
After Fang Bei finished speaking, he quickly reacted, this method is indeed inappropriate. Later, when he returned to Tianlun Community, he didn't care how Xiaowei refused, and rented an apartment with good conditions from the landlord at a high price. After looking at the apartment, the landlord accepted a lot of rent with a smile on his face, and then whispered to the other party: "Don't be, you kid is not shallow." The two rooms were only one floor apart, and the two women served a husband together, going to this house during the day and returning to that house at night. Beautiful, beautiful!"
If the person who said this was Huang Bao or Shi Song, Fang Bei would definitely give him a burst, but unfortunately he was Mr. Landlord. Since Fang Bei can't afford to buy a house at the moment, he can only endure it for the time being.
"When I go back to H City, I'll give it back to you. Xiaowei said that she has always disliked indebting others.
Fang Bei smiled slightly and said, "Let's talk about it then." ”
After accompanying Xiaowei to buy some daily necessities and food, Fang Bei went home. Han Yu'er went out to play alone and hasn't come back yet. Fang Bei took out his mobile phone to check the time, it was almost eight o'clock in the evening, so he called Han Yu'er.
"My good friend moved to S City today, so I'm not going back tonight. It sounded like Han Yu'er was in a happy mood, and she didn't continue to get angry because of jealousy, which made Fang Bei feel a lot more relieved. If he wants to find ways to comfort Han Yu'er while keeping an eye on money, it is too harsh and lacking in skills.
After chatting for half an hour, Fang Bei said good night to Han Yu'er in advance. bought some supper and drove out of the city, because he promised Huang Bao and Shi Song that he would go over to change shifts with them at night and take turns to monitor Qian Xinzhong's calls.
The roosters in the town began to crow one after another, and Fang Bei woke up from his sleep in a daze. He listened to three o'clock last night and then fell asleep in front of the computer. It's not that Fang Bei is lacking in energy, but that eavesdropping on this job is extremely boring and boring. The most hateful and crucial point is that no matter whether the other party is on the call or not, and how boring the content of the call is, you have to pay full attention to it, for fear of missing a point. Because who can guarantee that the missed point doesn't matter.
Fang Bei Gong was relieved and quickly became refreshed. He grabbed an empty drink bottle and threw it on the bed. Huang Bao and Shi Song hugged each other, were suddenly attacked, and woke up instantly. Immediately after, they found each other in an awkward situation, pushing each other away, both disgusting and sick to their stomachs.
"What have you done to me?" Huang Bao looked disgusted.
Shi Song said disdainfully and sarcastically: "Phew, Lao Tzu is not gay, you want to be beautiful! Besides, you are fat all over, and homosexuals can't look down on you!"
Huang Bao almost vomited blood and said, "Since you are not gay, then you know a hair? Maybe there are really gays who like my body?"
"Almost, you two idiots! It's disgusting!" Fang Bei really couldn't help but interrupt the argument, and then pushed the two aside and lay down comfortably. Fang Bei wasn't sleepy at all, but when it was time for the shift change, he wanted to change to a comfortable place to rest and play with his mobile phone for a while.
Shi Song unconsciously leaned over and found that Fang Bei was flirting with Shen Rongrong and sending a message. Shi Song felt envious, jealous and hateful in his heart, so he asked: "Boss, your old man taught me how to pick up girls and flirt with girls." I've been single for over twenty years, how pathetic!"
Fang Bei looked at Shi Song with a smile and found that he was very focused and unprecedentedly serious. Fang Bei sighed and said earnestly: "Okay, Shi Song." Today, big brother will teach you three tips for picking up girls!"
Huang Bao's ears were very pointed, and he moved his chair and leaned over. Fang Bei was very unceremonious, couldn't take his eyes off it, kicked the fat man back to his post, and added, "You work hard, these tricks are not suitable for you." ”
The fat man sulked and angrily put on the headphones. Shi Song moved a small bench and sat obediently like a primary school student, ready to listen to the live speech of the love expert.
Fang Bei tidied up his collar, took a deep breath, and said, "Shi Song, you remember." The first point of pickling girls, two words, bold. ”
Shi Song looked dazed, obviously not very understanding, and then listened more carefully. "To be bold means to be bold and to do it, and if you don't do it, you never know what will happen in the future. In the eyes of women, bold men are adventurous and have more and better pursuits for life, and they like to be conquered by such men. So, whether it's right or wrong, you don't care about it, do it first and then talk about it!"
Shi Song nodded suddenly and said, "The boss is reasonable, we are thieves, and we do lack courage in terms of courage." ”
"The second point is still two words, ambiguous!" At this moment, Fang Bei is like an old pedant, teaching the fledgling young boy with his lifelong personal experience. "When you do the first thing, you have succeeded in attracting the attention of women. At this time, you need to play ambiguous. For example, if you were originally enthusiastic, you suddenly ignored her. She's going to start wondering, is he not liking me anymore, or does he have a new goal that's better than mine?"
Shi Song nodded harder, he seemed to have opened up the second pulse of love: "Understood, and playing games is the same reason." After playing too many simple games, you will find it boring and boring, so try to challenge the game that requires IQ and operation. ”
Fang Bei patted Shi Song's shoulder and admired: "Yes, boy, you are very talented, you can understand it at one point!
Shi Song's old face flushed, scratched his head embarrassedly, and said a few words modestly.
"The third and most important point is the most important one. Fang Don't say this, he suddenly stopped talking, and looked at Shi Song helplessly.
"Big brother, don't sell it! Say it quickly!" Shi Song was hung up by Fang Bei, and waited anxiously for a long time, and couldn't help but continue to ask.
Fang Bei sighed: "Alas, in fact, the third point is still just two words, but ...... It's hard to put into words. ”
As soon as the conversation changed, Fang Bei got up and poured a glass of water, drank it to himself, and did not continue. Shi Song's eyes turned around with Fang Bei, waiting for the last trick of teaching the three tips of pickling girls.
Don't open the door and go out in the sun. Shi Song was about to chase him out, but Huang Bao suddenly stopped him and couldn't help but laugh and said, "Shi Song, your talent is nothing more than that." Look at Brother Fang's expression, don't you understand?"
"......" Shi Song looked dazed, and the monk of Zhanger was confused. He didn't understand why Fang Bei stopped talking, and he didn't understand why the fat man was smiling so happily.
Finally, Huang Bao pointed to the mirror on the wall, and said ruthlessly: "The most important trick - look at the face!"