Chapter 19: A Dollar's Farce

Outside the school gate, a team of six people formed a team of twos and twos, each stopped a motorcycle, and went straight to KFC.

Because Leng Jun invited guests to dinner, Li Jun offered to pay the fare.

Although Leng Jun and the six were the first to leave the school after school, KFC was very close to the two high schools, and when Leng Jun and the others entered KFC, many seats in the cafeteria were occupied by some high school students who were more dressed and dressed.

At this time, there were three young and beautiful cashier girls at the ordering desk, and there were eight or nine students in front of the three of them who were queuing up to order.

Leng Jun saw that there were quite a lot of people in line, so he asked Li Jun and the five of them to line up, and he went to the bathroom first.

Li Jun saw that Leng Jun was about to jump to the toilet as soon as he came in, and thought: This product can't be because he is distressed about money and doesn't want to pay for it, right? Forget it, whatever, if Leng Jun doesn't come out when he checks out, it means that he has seen the wrong person, and it's a big deal to pay for it himself, and this money can be regarded as a complete buyout of today's friendship, and from then on, everyone will go their own way.

When Li Jun watched Leng Jun walk into the bathroom, he also saw many high school students outside the glass window who were about to enter KFC.

Li Jun planned to wait for Leng Jun to come out of the bathroom for a while, if the three of them lined up first to get to the ordering port, Leng Jun would go to the ordering gate first to pay for it, which was considered a mobile ATM. As soon as this set of ideas came out, Li Jun admired his ability to make overall plans between lightning and flint.

Leng Jun entered the bathroom and found that the ground directly below the four wall-hung adult urinals was a puddle of pale yellow liquid. Leng Jun felt sick in his heart, and simply went directly into the large compartment to untie his small hands.

After a meal of yellow soup was discharged, Leng Jun heard the toilet door creak, and another person entered the bathroom.

The man seemed to be carrying a walkie-talkie, perhaps because the signal was unstable, and a particularly noisy and harsh background sound came from inside: "Director, director, where are you? All groups of actors are in place, and the cameras are in place, it is the peak season for dining, there is no shortage of test personnel, when do you think the program will start recording?"

"I'll talk about it when I get back, I'll be there in a minute!" The man known as the director pressed the walkie-talkie, and quickly resolved the battle in front of the urinal for thirty seconds, and left the bathroom quickly, not bothering to wash his hands.

After the man left, Leng Jun pushed the door out of the special compartment where he was relieved of his big hand, and frowned: The director, the cameraman, the tester, the program recording, is it a social experiment program?

Leng Jun remembered that before he was reborn, he had a very popular program on Guangdong Satellite TV, called "What Would You Do". I didn't expect that in Gorge City in 2014, there was already a column like this, which was quite avant-garde.

This kind of behavior observation program usually restores the hot events in the current society through performances by some actors in some real public places. And it will use 360-degree all-round hidden shooting to observe the real on-the-spot reaction of ordinary people in the face of emergencies. The purpose of the program is to test the attitude and adaptability of the target audience in controversial events.

Usually, after the observation experiment, media people, educators, psychologists, social behavior experts, etc., will watch the live video in the studio and discuss and explain the various behavioral reactions of the target subjects with the host.

Leng Jun still knows about this kind of show, and he also chased this kind of show in 2019, which is quite interesting. Later, I watched more, and it became boring.

Leng Jun walked out of the bathroom and saw that Xiao Dunzi and Liang Shuang had already taken up their positions.

Leng Jun glanced at the ordering place and walked over quickly.

Ma Teng's team was the least crowded, and there was only one couple left in front of him. And Li Jun and Gao Bang were at least four or five people away from the ordering place.

Li Jun saw Leng Jun coming over, and smiled knowingly: It seems that this kid is not distressed about money and wants to cheat.

Leng Jun came to Ma Teng's side, ready to pay for the meal after ordering for a while, but the man and woman in front of Ma Teng made a surprising move.

After the woman ordered two set meals, the man next to her took out a hundred dollars from his wallet when he checked out!

The little cashier girl was a little flustered and said, "I'm sorry sir, I can't give you change in dollars, do you have RMB?"

The man opened his wallet, and in the middle of one layer was a stack of red hundred-dollar bills.

Ma Teng and Leng Jun stood behind the man, and they both saw the situation in the man's wallet.

But the little cashier girl obviously didn't see it, and the man opened his eyes and said nonsense: "I only have US dollars in my wallet, no RMB." ”

Ma Teng realized that the man was lying, which was simply deliberately making things difficult for the little girl, and then glanced at Leng Jun.

Leng Jun was expressionless, quietly appreciating the farce in front of him.

Leng Jun didn't expect that he and Ma Teng were so lucky that they would become the first targets of this kind of behavior observation show. But if you come here, you will be safe, and let's see how they act.

At this moment, when the cashier girl heard that the other party only had US dollars, she had an idea and said: "By the way, sir, next to our store is the Bank of China, where you can exchange RMB and then consume." ”

When the woman who ordered the food heard this, she said with an unhappy face: "Little girl, now during the lunch rush hour, we have to wait in line for ten minutes before ordering, and you will send us away with a word now, and when we come back, we will have to queue up again!

The little cashier looked puzzled: "I'm sorry, miss, we really never confiscate dollars here." ”

"Who do you call Miss?" The ordering woman stretched out her hand to the cash register, and her voice was raised an octave: "The little girl's mouth is not clean, believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart!"

The roar of the ordering woman immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the entire restaurant, and even some guests who were sitting far away even got up to watch the excitement.

"I'm sorry, ma'am! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to. I'm sorry... I'm sorry. The little cashier's eyes were slightly red at the moment, and she was so frightened that she was about to cry.

When Leng Jun saw this scene, he had to admire in his heart, this actor is professional.

The woman who ordered the food said unrelentingly: "It's not intentional? That's intentional? Just apologizing is useless, hurry up and settle the bill for us!"

The little cashier girl was full of embarrassment, and bean-sized tears rolled down her cheeks, and said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry ma'am, I really didn't confiscate the dollars." ”

"Have you confiscated me and complained about me?" said the woman who ordered the food hypocritically: "If you don't charge US dollars, you should set up a sign that clearly states that our store only accepts RMB." But you don't explain anything clearly, and now when you encounter a problem, you have to command our customers to run around and toss around, how do you delay our time cost!"

The cashier girl said, "Why don't you two find a seat to rest first, and I'll help you go to the bank next door to convert dollars into RMB." ”

"Are you going to help us exchange it? Do you know how much RMB a hundred dollars is worth? What if you take our money and run away! Besides, I'm hungry now and don't want to wait! You must serve me a meal now! Otherwise, I'll complain about you!"

As soon as the woman who ordered the food spoke, the whole restaurant was in an uproar, obviously everyone thought that the woman was too much, which was obviously finding fault. But everyone was just angry, and no one stepped forward to stop and persuade them, as if no one wanted to be this up-and-coming bird in front of everyone.

After all, the man next to the woman who ordered the food was one meter eight tall, and the streamlined muscles on the upper body were obviously trained in the gym, plus the gold chain around the neck, it didn't look too easy to mess with.

Just when the whole scene was silent, Leng Jun said lightly: "Miss, please order food quickly, I'm still in a hurry to finish eating and go home." ”

Ma Teng didn't expect Leng Jun to suddenly speak, but he was relieved, because he was struggling and contradictory in his heart since he saw that the man in front of him had RMB in his wallet, and he had been struggling with whether to be nosy. Now that Leng Jun has stepped forward, Ma Teng's psychological pressure has finally been released.

The word "Miss" is very harsh, and everyone in the restaurant is nervous when they hear it, because the conflict has just escalated because of a "Miss".

"What do you call me?" the ordering woman questioned.

"Miss, are you too old to have good ears? Leng Jun's attitude at this time was very tough, and he completely ignored the muscular man next to the woman who ordered the food. Because he knows that these are all actors, no matter how excessive his words are, no one dares to really beat him.

"Young man, the word Miss is not called nonsense, you have to call it again. The muscular man next to the woman spoke.

"Don't call her Miss, do you want to call her Aunt?" Leng Jun raised his head slightly, and looked directly at the muscular man: "Calling her Aunt seems to be a little older, then I'll call her Aunt instead." ”

Hearing Leng Jun's words, the muscular man's eyes showed a fierce light. Leng Jun really felt a wave of anger through the fierce light, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart for the acting skills of these actors.

The little cashier girl saw that the verbal conflict wanted to escalate into a physical conflict, and hurriedly said with a crying voice: "Please stop arguing, it's all my fault." You didn't charge for those two sets of meals just now, so I'll treat you to eat. ”

"You invite us to eat?" the muscular man sneered and slapped his wallet on the cash register: "Do you think we can't afford to eat?

Less than ten dollars an hour, poor ghost.

When Leng Jun heard such words, his heart ached faintly, before he was reborn, in Futukang, the adjective of poor ghost is the label that relatives, friends and ex-girlfriends put on him behind their backs.

Leng Jun didn't care that the other party was an actor, and said politely: "Brother, if you want to eat, you can eat, if you don't eat, you will leave." Don't waste everyone's time here, or I promise, you won't be able to get out of KFC today. ”

"OMG! can't get out of the door of KFC! It's just you?, a high school student with a height disability?" the muscular man condescendingly looked at Leng Jun, who was ten centimeters shorter than himself.

Leng Jun said without showing weakness: "If you don't believe it, you can try, it's up to me." ”

"And me!" Ma Teng, who was beside Leng Jun, straightened up and stared at the muscular man with a defiant gaze.

"And me!" On the seat not far away, Xiaodun Zi Wang Fubin and Curly Liang Shuang slapped the table and stood up, and then the two rushed angrily in the direction of the muscular man.

"How can we be two brothers without such a thing as fighting!" Gao Bang and Li Jun, who were originally in line with another team to order food, walked out of the team and stood in front of the muscular man.

Gao Bang was originally 1.79 meters tall, and Li Jun was more than 1.8 meters, and the two of them stood up, except for being thinner, their height was not inferior to that of a muscular man. The momentum overshadowed the other party on the spot.

Seeing that there were already six people facing Mai Mang with the muscular man, many hot-blooded high school students also surrounded the muscular man in a corner. Obviously, everyone is a little tired of seeing each other bullying the little cashier girl.

The muscular man looked at the scene and wanted to fight in a group alone, and in the face of Leng Jun's arrogance, he instantly wilted, after all, these students have a weak sense of law, and they are at the age when they are just and impulsive, and it is easy to start without being light or heavy. It's easy to get into trouble when you really fight.

The woman who ordered the food before timidly pulled the muscular man's arm timidly, and whispered: "Brother Long, you just came back from studying abroad, don't worry about these ignorant children, let's go, eat in another place." ”

"It's okay to leave if you want to, first apologize to the little girl at the cashier. ”

The woman who ordered the food saw that Leng Jun was unrelenting, and said: "You little brat, it's not over yet, are you! If I make a mistake, you will make me apologize? If you dare to be so arrogant before graduating from high school, won't it be lawless to enter the society in the future!"

"Auntie, I'm sorry, let's make a statement first, the contemptible person is in the second year of junior high school this year, and he hasn't gone to high school yet. Leng Jun's words made the entire restaurant snicker. Calling a twenty-seven or eighteen-year-old woman aunt is too talented.

At the same time, the courage and courage of this second-year junior high school boy also made many high school students feel ashamed. Especially those boys with girlfriends next to them, they all feel that they are cowardly in front of their girlfriends, because they don't stand up for the first time when they see unfairness, and their courage is not as good as that of a junior high school student. They are very restless at this time, they all want to make up for it, they want to seize the tall image in the eyes of their girlfriends, and they want to find an opportunity to show their domineering president.

It's a pity that this opportunity has been firmly controlled by Leng Jun.

"You want to know what's wrong, right?" Leng Jun walked to the cash register, picked up the wallet that the muscular man slapped on the table earlier, and took out a few hundred-yuan bills from it, all of which were RMB.

Leng Jun threw his wallet and a few RMB on the muscular man's face, and said in an aggravated tone: "That's what you said before, there are only US dollars in the wallet, no RMB? Are you here to show your superiority? Are you invited by a monkey to tease 13? When you come back from studying abroad, just to bully the little girl in our restaurant? It's fun to find fault and then find superiority in public? This is the quality of your returnees?"

Hearing Leng Jun say this, coupled with the fact that many people saw the red hundred-yuan bills scattered on the ground and learned the truth one after another, some students in Mashan shouted: "Apologize! Apologize quickly!"

As soon as the first shout began, someone immediately followed the second: "Apologize, apologize, apologize!"

Soon, the sound seemed to be contagious, and the word "apologize" rose and fell in the whole restaurant, and the sound wave after wave was higher, and even Leng Jun felt a little deafening.

Under strong pressure, the muscular man and woman were intimidated for a second and immediately bowed to the cashier girl and apologized.

Then the muscular man picked up his wallet, and was embarrassed to take away a few hundred-yuan bills on the ground in public, turned around and left in a gloomy manner, followed by the ordering woman.

When he was about to leave the door of the restaurant, the muscular man looked at Leng Jun fiercely: "Your appearance, I, Li Yalong, remember you, if you are a man, don't leave within half an hour." ”

The ordering woman also stared at Leng Jun viciously, and let out a shrewd roar: "Little friend, don't go, wait for you to continue to be arrogant with my brother Long, then I will count you as a cow 13!"

Oh hey! The play has come to this, why hasn't it ended yet? According to the normal flow of the program, shouldn't the director and the cinematographer come out to interview their feelings of righteousness and bravery? Wasn't it just an actor?

Leng Jun had countless question marks in his heart at this time, but he could hear the other party talking ruthlessly, regardless of whether he was true or not, he would talk about the future after he finished talking about it: "I have limited time, but not all cats and dogs are qualified to let me wait." You mother and son really want to get face back, so hurry up and let the horse come over now, and give you time to sing a song, after this village, there will be no such shop. ”

Mother and son!?The guests of the entire restaurant burst into undisguised laughter when they heard this description.

The muscular man and the ordering woman listened to the harsh ridicule and left in a rage.

Watching the two leave, Leng Jun bent down to pick up the hundred-yuan bills that the muscular man was embarrassed to pick up, and then said to Li Jun and the others: "Today's lunch money has been settled, and it won't be finished until it is spent." ”

Li Jun asked Gao Bang and Liang Shuang to take the money and order 6 packages casually, and then dragged Leng Jun to a corner of the restaurant and whispered: "Brother, we are in trouble." I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if, after a while, the package will be packed, and we will all take a taxi to take it home to eat, don't stay here, I guess that Li Yalong doesn't seem to be joking, and he is likely to bring someone to intercept us. ”

Leng Jun nodded, and before he could speak, a group of people came down from the second floor of KFC. Some carry cameras, some hold microphones, and some have work cards on their chests.

The group had a clear goal and went straight to Leng Jun's direction. Li Jun beside Leng Jun looked stupid, and some of the second monks were confused.

A middle-aged man with the microphone said to Leng Jun as he walked: "Hello classmate, I am the director of the "Social Experiment" column group of HEN TV, and I would like to give you a brief interview about the conflict just now. ”

As soon as Li Jun heard that it was a TV interview, he immediately became energetic and began to fix his hairstyle intentionally or unintentionally.

Leng Jun asked calmly: "In this way, the conflict just now is a farce directed by you?"

The director with the microphone smiled awkwardly: "No, it's not." Originally, our actors were already in place, but before the performance began, there was a conflict on your side, so we paused the performance and wanted to shoot and observe the conflict of events here first. ”

"So in order to observe, your program team has been hiding behind the camera and being indifferent, indifferently watching our little cashier girl being bullied by two unreasonable guests at will?"

Leng Jun's questioning was like a muffled thunder, slashing at the members of the program team.

"Young man, I think you may be mistaken. ”

Leng Jun interrupted the director's explanation: "What are you doing this show for? ratings? or to satisfy the public's curiosity?"

The director went on to explain: "Young man, we have no ill intentions. The original intention of our show is simply to record some good deeds in life. Our program hopes to spread positive energy to the audience and netizens by conveying these good deeds in the media. I think if the person involved in the incident sees that his behavior has been praised by the majority of netizens, it will be a great encouragement and support for him. At the same time, netizens and friends see that their righteous behavior has been praised and affirmed by the society, and if they encounter the same thing next time, they will definitely come forward. ”

Leng Jun sneered: "I don't dare to agree, what I say is better than what I sing." In my opinion, you are improving the ratings of your own programs by staging some fierce collisions and using the camera to record the different attitudes of the public towards the conflict, so as to judge their behavioral choices. As for the promotion of positive energy you mentioned, it is just to put gold on your face. If you really have a sense of justice in your heart, you won't be indifferent to watching the little cashier girl being embarrassed by a shrew and a big man. ”

At this moment, Gao Bang and Liang Shuang came over with a packed package of 6 packages. Leng Jun no longer paid attention to the director of the program group who was speechless with the microphone, and turned around and walked out of the door of KFC. Li Jun and others followed.

When the six people stopped a taxi on the side of the road, Li Jun suddenly said to Leng Jun: "Brother, you have a clear mind, strict logic, and you are really handsome." From now on, you will be my brother!"

"Generally average, Benjun is the third in the world. Leng Jun said indifferently.

"Oh, it's shameless!" Li Jun and his party laughed and scolded, and the relationship between the six of them unconsciously went further.