Chapter 13: Find a Teacher
Zhang Tong was woken up by the sound of my scum, he was just woken up with a feeling of "who am I, where am I, who am I going to cut].
It wasn't until this time that Zhang Tong woke up from his slumber.Yes, he had already returned to Earth.There was no need to worry about fighting and killing.
I have to say that the study materials made by radio and television are extremely boring, and how useful can this kind of compulsory study be? Zhang Tong really can't figure it out, it is better to broadcast the news episode by episode.
Zhang Tong squinted his eyes and looked in the direction where the voice came from, a white and tender little chubby little boy was sitting not far away.
The little boy Zhang Tong knows, is Niu Xiaoli, Sister Niu's only son, followed Sister Niu's surname, called Niu Ben, but Zhang Tong prefers to call his nickname [Little Fat Ding], this twelve-year-old child is very consistent with this nickname.
"Little Chubby, what are you doing? Disturb my sleep." Zhang Tong asked in the direction of Little Fat Ding.
"Hmph, don't study hard, sleep in class, you're going to be punished by the teacher in my school!" Little Fat Ding replied to Zhang Tong, Little Fat Ding is Sister Niu's child, Zhang Tong has to come to the street office at night to learn the spirit conveyed above for a period of time, and make his own contribution to building a harmonious society and becoming a harmonious returnee.
So he and Chubby Ding are also acquainted, but before Chubby Ding came here at night to wait for Niu Xiaoli to do homework when he got off work, and today he hugged a laptop.
Zhang Tong stood up with some curiosity and walked to the side of Little Fat Ding and looked at the thin and light netbook he used, although he didn't know the brand, but Zhang Tong felt that this notebook should not be cheap.
"Tut-tut, it's so thin, it's 586." Zhang Tong's words had just finished speaking, causing the little fat Ding to roll his eyes.
Little Fat Ding said disdainfully to Zhang Tong: "Old-fashioned, 586 was all about how many years ago.
Zhang Tong saw the roll of the little fat Ding's eyes, but he was more concerned about what the little fat Ding called him later, so Zhang Tong corrected it: "Call me brother, I'm only 28."
After looking at Zhang Tong for a while, the little fat Ding spread his hands and said, "I looked at your ID card, and judging from the date of birth, you are now thirty-five."
Zhang Tong emphasized: "I am actually twenty-eight."
Little Fat Ding emphasized: "But according to the law, you are thirty-five, don't pretend to be tender, in fact, there are still many girls who like Uncle Kong, maybe you can also be very popular."
Hey, this bear child! Zhang Tong felt that he was almost angry and hurt himself. Are twelve-year-old children so smart now?
Zhang Tong couldn't help but say to Little Fat Ding: "You are so fat now, and you are so sharp-toothed, I'm afraid you won't be able to get a girlfriend in the future."
Little Fat Ding said indifferently: "It's okay, I'm only twelve years old and I'm not in a hurry to fall in love.
Poof~ Zhang Tong has a feeling of wanting to vomit blood.Is the child's skin so thick now?Forget it,You shouldn't be angry with the little kid.But Zhang Tong is very interested in the netbook in the little fat ding's hand.
He leaned over to Little Fat Ding and asked, "How much is this computer? It's expensive, do you want tens of thousands of yuan?" I can't see that Sister Niu is very rich." In the nineties, there were no laptops less than ten thousand.
Zhang Tong is now thinking that it is normal for a laptop to cost tens of thousands of yuan now that prices are soaring.
And his normal thinking once again aroused the contempt of Little Fat Ding: "Uncle Zhang, now 3C products are very cheap, this kind of domestic netbook can't play games, it only costs more than a thousand yuan."
Hmm, is it so cheap? Zhang Tong asked the little fat Ding again: "So how much is the mobile phone now?" Zhang Tong emphasized that it was a smartphone and not an old-fashioned mobile phone sold at a farmer's market stall.
"Hundreds to thousands." Chubby Ding said as he typed on his laptop, clicking on a webpage and popping up a pop-up window.
"I'm Gu Tian Luo, I'm .................."
Little Fat Ding dropped X directly in the upper right corner, and complained: "Mentally handicapped ads, my IQ is going to drop after watching too much."
And Zhang Tong stood aside and asked thoughtfully, "Who is the man who just popped up from the window?"
"Gu Tianle, don't you know? You should know, isn't he very popular in the nineties?" After turning off the advertisement, Chubby Ding continued to answer Zhang Tong's questions while typing on the computer.
"I know, his Condor Heroes made him and Li Ruotong popular all over the country, but isn't Gu Tianle a handsome little boy for nothing? Who is the black man who just appeared?" This is the most incredible place that Zhang Tong thinks.
Little Fat Ding: "What you said was in the past, and now Gu Tianle has been blackened by the sun and has become black.
Well, the world is changing too fast. Even Louis Koo has become a black man, is there anything that remains unchanged in this world? Zhang Tong thinks that it is useless to rely on radio and television to make study documentaries.
And the progress is too slow, and when they teach them where they need to be, it is estimated that they have almost understood. Zhang Tong has deeply felt that the world has changed too quickly in the seventeen years he has lost.
Just as he was thinking this, he glanced at Chubby's screen.
"What are you writing about?" Zhang Tong vaguely felt that what Fat Ding wrote was related to him.
Chubby Ding didn't hide it: "Oh, I'm writing about the miserable life of a middle-aged returnee in the modern world. I don't know what Meituan is, I don't know what a smartphone is, I don't know what an app is.
"My recent serialized novels in the school forum are well received and serialized, and the Chinese teacher is already a fan of my books, and now I am exempted from my diary and weekly homework."
Zhang Tong felt that he was deeply hurt by this bear child today.
But there is some truth in what Fat Ding said, tonight's business, others are asking [WeChat, Alipay].I don't understand what they are talking about at all.
If you follow the above teaching procedures step by step, when you teach these things, you may not know that your small shop will be yellow.
Thinking of this, Zhang Tong felt that people still had to rely on themselves, and he did it beside Little Fat Ding and said, "Little Fat Ding will discuss things with you, do me a favor."
Little Fat Ding: "Say, if you can help, I will definitely help, I am a warm-hearted man."
Zhang Tong smiled: "Recently, I have been my teacher."