Chapter 127: Lifting a cannonball to hit one's own foot
"What are you staring at me all the time?" Huai Xu turned his head and looked at Zhou Li inexplicably.
"Do it quickly. Zhou Li motioned for him to continue working on the question.
"You're a strange man. Huai Xu frowned slightly and muttered, he did another question, because of the lack of traffic common sense, he made a mistake, and then he seemed to think of something, and immediately looked at Zhou Li vigilantly.
"Are you secretly laughing at me in your heart?"
"Nope. ”
"Then why don't you do it yourself, keep staring at me?" Huai Xu's face was full of seriousness, "I won't be happy with this." ”
"You didn't stare at me yesterday. ”
"Aren't you and aren't willing?"
"I ......"
Zhou Li found that he couldn't talk about him?
Seeing that Huai Xu had finally achieved the last question, he struggled between the two answers for a long time before making a choice.
The score is out –
62。
Zhou Li blinked.
Unexpectedly, Huai Xu was not shy at all, but showed a bright smile, and put down the phone and stretched for a long time.
"Passed!"
Zhou Li didn't say a word, only silently stretched out his hand and pointed to the three big scarlet characters under the score-
'Fail'
"This is not allowed. Huai Xu put the mobile phone screen on his lap and didn't let Zhou Li look at it.
“......”
Zhou Li realized that he couldn't integrate into the world of Huaixu, so he stood up silently and turned on the computer to check the milk tea practice.
He didn't lie to Brother Nan, he had searched on the Internet before, and he had also found it in the small video APP, but the methods were different, even the raw materials were different, there was black tea, green tea, and black tea.
Zhou Li thinks that there are three versions that are quite reliable-
Simple version: Pour the milk tea that you didn't drink yesterday into the pot and heat it, discard the original packaging, and then pour it into your own cup.
Original version: black tea with milk.
Advanced version: black tea boiled milk, sweetened.
"Easy!"
Now it's almost black tea.
Zhou Li opened the rookie wrap and looked at it-
Junk delivery is really slow!
Putting down the phone, Zhou Li felt a little bored again, so he sat back next to Huaixu, turned on the TV and rummaged through the program for a while, and chose a movie that he had heard many times but had not seen.
The Hobbit 1
There is a sense of ritual in watching a movie.
Zhou Li first opened the refrigerator and took a bottle of Sprite, then put the snacks on the coffee table, and finally hugged the pillow, and then pressed the play button.
The sound effects of the movie rang out.
With a click, Zhou Li unpacked the potato chips.
This is followed by the rhythmic sound of chewing potato chips.
Huai Xu was a little uncomfortable-
While doing the question, he couldn't help but look at Zhou Li's hand, and when the pictures appeared on the TV, his eyes began to be disobediently attracted by those pictures.
"I'm working on a question......
"Oh. ”
"You put your voice so loud......"
"Potato chips?"
"Eat!"
The movie was longer than Zhou Li imagined, and he watched it very attentively.
And Huai Xu is doing questions while watching movies and eating snacks, and it is not a problem to be single-minded and multi-purpose. By the time the TV ended, his latest test result had reached more than 80 points.
This made Zhou Li a little surprised-
The reason why Zhou Li was able to get 90 points in the exam quickly is mainly because most of the exam content can be answered by common sense alone, which is not a problem for any young person who grows up in this society.
But Huaixu is neither a young man, nor did he grow up in this society, he almost 'crossed' over.
Two hours ago, Zhou Li felt that he should be similar to those middle-aged and elderly people who need to register for classes to pass the first subject.
The next morning.
The first class was calculus.
It's not easy to have an early morning......
Zhou Li has been a little afraid of taking this class recently, because under the leadership of Brother Nan, he has begun to degenerate, and the teacher of this class loves to ask his classmates to do problems on the blackboard. It's just that this teacher is randomly selected according to the student number most of the time, and he never draws Brother Nan.
It's infuriating.
finally got through half of the class, and it was time to draw people to do the questions, and Zhou Li immediately began to be worried.
I only heard the teacher say: "After class test, three small questions, I asked three students to come up and do it, did you volunteer? Or our original rules, volunteer to do the right extra points, wrong no deductions, if I roll call, do not add points, do wrong but deduct points, you measure it yourself." ”
A girl got up and walked up.
The teacher nodded, asking if the boys had come forward while examining the class.
Zhou Li carefully avoided the teacher's gaze.
But when he glanced at it, he found that the culprit who had fallen him was lying on the table and sleeping soundly, his face was tender and his breathing was even, which was in stark contrast to his own weak and panicked.
Zhou Li thought about it, silently straightened his waist, but looked at Brother Nan intently with his head sideways. Cola Literature
He was already tall and had an outstanding appearance, so he was discovered by the teacher at a glance. The teacher thought that he should have the courage to answer the question, but when he followed his gaze, he saw half of his head.
Ten seconds later.
Brother Nan felt in a daze that someone was pushing her shoulder, she woke up, opened her eyes, and subconsciously smashed her mouth.
"Hmm......"
What caught my eye was Zhou Li's kind expression: "Brother Nan, the teacher asked you to come up and do the question." ”
Brother Nan: ??
She reluctantly stood up and rubbed her eyes, but her expression gradually became honest: "I'm sorry teacher, I didn't sleep well last night, and I fell asleep just now when I couldn't hold it anymore." ”
The tone was full of sincerity.
Zhou Li is very calm, I believe you are a ghost.
I saw Brother Nan pick up the book and read the question seriously, and then looked embarrassed: "Teacher, I really don't know, I didn't hear it just now, can I ask a classmate to go up and help me do it?"
Although the teacher has a violent temper, he is helpless to meet this kind of classmate, after all, this is not a high school.
So she had to wave her hand and say, "Okay, let's see which classmate is willing to help you come up and do it, but you still have to deduct the points." You come down and borrow your classmates' notes to take a look at them, and try to make up for what you didn't hear. ”
"Thank you, teacher. ”
Zhou Li only felt that the classroom was quiet in an instant, and most people's eyes gradually moved from Brother Nan to himself.
Looking up, he just met Brother Nan's gaze.
Zhou Li: ......
It was a bit of a tough class.
After class, they moved to a new classroom and taught organic chemistry. Before class, the entertainment committee stood up and said that they would discuss what programs would be released in the class at the orientation party, and the main ones who came up with ideas were a few class committee members and some more extroverted students.
Several proposals were proposed.
The fourth shift has already been decided, and at this time I will be responsible for watching the excitement, or coming up with some bad ideas and interrupting.
It was noon in a flash.
Zhou Li asked, "Which canteen to eat?"
Brother Nan remembered his embarrassed expression when he went to the podium for himself this morning, and couldn't help patting him on the shoulder with gratitude: "What canteen to eat, go, Brother Ben Nan invites you to go to the super commercial street!"
"Thank you, Brother Nan. ”
"My own people, what do you say, thank you!"
"Hmm. ”
When he arrived at the commercial street, Zhou Li ordered a few hard dishes, and while waiting for the dishes, he used his mobile phone to silently watch the class group chat: "The program in our class seems to be finalized." ”
"What show?"
"Put on a skit. ”
"It's low, I don't have a dream. Brother Nan commented mercilessly, "It's better to say a cross talk than this." ”
"It's okay. ”
"Did you ask to act?" asked Brother Nan.
"Yes. ”
"Did you promise?"
"Not yet. ”
"You just didn't refuse, did you?"
"I've never acted in a sketch. ”
"You've never been on stage, right?" Brother Nan thought about it after speaking, "Oh, it's not that I haven't been on it, I remember that you gave a speech under the red flag for a week in the third year of high school, right?"
"Teacher Zhao asked me to go. ”
"You spoke well that time, of course not as well as Brother Ben Nan!" Brother Nan laughed evilly, "Why don't you go?
"I have to practice. ”
"Boom!
That's when the first dish came up.
Brother Nan drew two pairs of chopsticks, handed Zhou Li a pair, and suddenly said, "By the way, the student union seems to have a few programs." What kind of wedding dress catwalk is there, the Ministry of Culture and Entertainment has to pick ten pairs of men and women, all of whom are tall and good-looking, women wear wedding dresses, men wear suits, and walk on the catwalk in pairs, have you heard?"
"Nope. ”
"Didn't the Minister of Culture and Recreation often talk to you, and she didn't tell you?" Brother Nan expressed doubt.
"Nope. ”
"Then she must have called you, and someone else called me. ”
"Are you going?"
"I'm not going! I just forcibly quit the student union, how can I go?"
"That's right. ”
"What about you?"
"I'm not going either. ”
"That's good. Brother Nan nodded, "If that Wang Dan has to ask you to go, you are not allowed to go! With your appearance conditions, she will definitely find a way to ask you to go and team up with her, you are not allowed to agree!"
"Why?"
"Are you stupid?" Brother Nan thought why this person was so stupid, "Let me ask you, who is your eldest brother?"
"You. ”
"Who are you, little brother?"
"You. ”
"Will you take sides?"
"Got it. ”