Jiang Chen and Silly Zhu carried out the mission together.

Silly Zhu sighed with a sigh on his face.

"What's wrong?"

Jiang Chen was strange.

Silly Zhu said honestly: "Brother Chen, you said that I am so handsome, why do I always fall in love, and I am rejected by girls again and again?

Jiang Chen was drinking water, and a mouthful of water squirted out.

I'll go~~

You're still handsome?

Jiang Chen couldn't help but smile and said, "Yes, yes, I'm also very curious about this matter." You said that you look like a jade tree in the wind, why was the girl rejected?"

Silly Zhu looked up to the sky and sighed: "I have a heart for the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch!"

Jiang Chen sneered and laughed again.

"That makes me have my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch! If you don't understand, don't drag the text nonsense!

Jiang Chen couldn't stand this stupid pillar anymore.

Silly Zhu smiled honestly: "Hehe, I don't often see it, Brother Chen, you drag the text to the beautiful young lady, you can talk about the young ladies don't want to, I also want to imitate it." ”

Jiang Chen: "...."

Madan, you haven't learned my greatest essence.

It's handsome!

Handsome people, flirting with young ladies, don't want to flirt casually.

You stupid cow, do you want to learn from me to flirt with the little sister?

"What the hell is the matter with you?"

Jiang Chen twitched Silly Zhu's head.

Silly Zhu coughed: "Brother Chen, I see that your previous girlfriends are so beautiful." I'd love to have a girlfriend like that, can you teach me about the experience?"

"How the hell did you catch up with your girlfriend?

Silly Zhu's eyes lit up.

Jiang Chen thought for a while, and said seriously: "Actually, there is no special skill, when I was scrolling through the circle of friends, I saw that she wanted to eat sundaes, and KFC was available around, so I immediately went to buy it and sent it to her." ”

"Oh!"

Silly Zhu suddenly realized: "So~~ Brother Chen, your point is to do what you like?"

"It's not. ”

Jiang Chen said with a deep face: "It's all up to my Lamborghini poison to drive fast! I was driving 120 yards! You took the bus to send the sundae, and it would have melted a long time ago!"

"Oh~~"

Silly Zhu suddenly realized.

I thought about it.

Hug your head and cry~~

The key is that the Lamborghini poison is prescribed quickly~~~

......

......

Jiang Chen and Lan Nuanyan walked in the SKP mall.

Since becoming the chairman of SKP, Jiang Chen likes to bring girls to SKP for dates.

Lan Nuanyan has to go to the bathroom temporarily.

When I came out to wash my hands, next to Lan Nuanyan, a man wearing a yellow T-shirt and designer jeans passed by.

The man's eyes lit up when he saw the blue smoke.

I'll go!

Such a goddess?

Even in SKP, where there are many beautiful women and rich people, Lan Nuanyan's beauty and temperament belong to the crushing level!

A hint of greed flashed in the man's eyes.

What to do?

It's impossible to let go, and it's hard to meet such a goddess, and it's impossible to let go no matter what.

But how do you get the attention of the goddess?

The man frowned.

Suddenly, inspiration came.

"Hehe, there it is. ”

He pretended to be embarrassed and said to Lan Nuanyan: "Beautiful young lady, can you do me a favor?"

Blue Smoke: "???"

"That's right. ”

The man looked embarrassed and said, "I came by car, but I encountered a big problem in parking, would you like to do me a favor and go to the basement with me?"

Lan Nuanyan was embarrassed: "Parking? I usually drive, but ~~"

"You have a driver's license, that's great!"

The man's eyes lit up, and he secretly rubbed and thought, "Ma Dan, I'm afraid you don't know how to drive, it's good if you have a car!"

I'm pretending to be this force!

He folded his hands and prayed, "Beauty, please, I'm dying now, thank you!"

Lan Nuanyan thought for a while: "Okay, but I'm going with my boyfriend." ”

"What?"

The man's face froze: "Boyfriend?"

Now, it's a little embarrassing.

Unexpectedly, the goddess actually has a boyfriend?

His smile was a little reluctant~~

That's a bit of a tricky thing to do.

But...

Men are very confident in their own strength!

Hum!

Even if you have a boyfriend, what's the use?

In front of me, all couples can be dismantled!

Goddess, only for a strong person like me!

He's used this trick before, and he doesn't know how many pairs he has disassembled.

Hehe, rubbing and smiling secretly.

"Okay, you call your boyfriend, come together, after the deed, I am willing to give you two thank-you gifts!"

......

Lan Nuanyan and Jiang Chen met and told him what had just happened.

"What? someone asked you to help out in the basement?"

Jiang Chen frowned, feeling that things were not so simple.

What's going on here?

Jiang Chen didn't believe it, this man asked Lan Nuanyan for help because of the parking problem.

How many men will ask for help from a female driver because of parking?

Female drivers park, a lot of them are catastrophic!

Isn't it supposed to be reversed?

Jiang Chen understood in seconds.

It must be the beauty of the goddess of Lan Nuanyan, who has attracted the wild bees and butterflies who think they are awesome, and it is not easy to chase them directly, so they take this method to tempt.

Jiang Chen: Hehe!

I can kill 120 of them a day!

"Let's go. ”

Jiang Chen smiled.

Lan Nuanyan took Jiang Chen and joined the man's basement.

The man was originally a little nervous, for fear that the man with blue warm smoke was a big guy or something. After all, in a place like SKP, where rich people gather in the imperial capital, it is not unusual for big guys to haunt.

What's more, Lan Nuanyan is still such a goddess, what does her man look like?

Behold~~

Lan Nuanyan gently held Jiang Chen's hand, and when he came, the man's eyes almost popped out!

Protection, security?

The goddess's boyfriend is actually a little security guard?

This~~

It's blind!

The man almost burst out laughing.

Today, Goddess, it must be mine!

The man looked grateful, and said as he walked: "My name is Ma Jianhua, thank you to the goddess, and the goddess boyfriend, help me park the car, I'm really in big trouble." ”

Jiang Chen: "..."

This kid didn't feel good at first glance.

Still, huh.

Jiang Chen smiled faintly.

Let you pretend, I let you pretend to be a big-tailed wolf?

Hum!

On the one-third of an acre of land in SKP, dare to covet my girlfriend?

Kill you!

The three of them walked into the parking garage together.

Ma Jianhua led the way, but did not walk to the bus parking area, but pointed to the front [truck parking area]: "My car, just in front, will arrive soon." ”

"Huh?"

Lan Nuanyan was a little confused: "You are driving, is it a truck?"

What a strange man, actually driving a truck, came to SKP?

Ma Jianhua smiled very obscenely: "Haha, I'm sorry, this is the most difficult part for me, otherwise, I wouldn't ask you for help." ”

From his smile, Jiang Chen could already smell a familiar breath!

Pretending to be forced!

Ma Jianhua took Jiang Chen's blue warm smoke to the truck parking area, pointed to the high pole, and spread his hands and said: "In ordinary shopping malls, the general height limit is 1.9 meters, right?"

Lan Nuanyan nodded.

"But, my car~~"

Ma Jianhua spread his hands and said: "The car is 1.96 meters high, so you can't enter this area where the bus is parked!"

"So, in order to be able to enter SKP to buy things, I had a whimsical idea and came up with a solution!"

Ma Jianhua smiled confidently and said, "I parked my car in the truck area of the mall, how about it? I'm very witty, right?"

Witty you paralyzed!

Jiang Chen: →_→!

Ma Jianhua took Jiang Chen's blue warm smoke, walked to the truck parking space, and pointed: "Look! Some people say that SKP is the area with the highest concentration of big G in the imperial capital!"

"Big G, you know, right?"

"It's Big G off-road!"

"This car, to say the least, will cost more than 3 million, and the more will cost 5 million!"

Ma Jianhua pretended to smile and said, "There is a G63 in front, white!" Zilang Literature

Jiang Chen: "..."

Sure enough, what to ask for, Nima is here to pretend to be forced!

A domineering G63 was parked in the truck parking area.

Below the SKP, sure enough, the big G is everywhere, and Mercedes-Benz is as cheap as a dog.

Ma Jianhua ran to G63 and pointed to his height: "Look, I'm 1.83 meters tall, this G63 is taller than me, and I definitely can't pass the height limit." ”

Lan Nuanyan nodded.

But Jiang Chen looked at the routine and saw it very clearly.

What height limit pole?

You're here to show off your wealth!

"Look! There's a big black G500 up ahead!"

"This big G500, black wheels, black surrounding, black roof, black logo~~"

"Black four-piece suit!"

"This is not an ordinary big G!"

"It's really rare, you know?

Ma Jianhua began to talk endlessly, focusing on the black G500, and the spitting stars flew around.

"This is really different, you know? If there is this black kit, it will be more expensive than the ordinary G, an Audi A4!

Ma Jianhua said excitedly: "What I am very sure about now is that this is a dark night version~~"

"If you drive this car on the road, not only passers-by will look at you, but even ordinary big G owners will look at you. Because your car is really the most beautiful boy on the whole street!"

"That's cool, you know?"

Ma Jianhua gushed endlessly, continuing to tout the big G500 to show off his rich knowledge.

“？？？”

Jiang Chen looked confused: "Why are you telling us this? Didn't you ask us to help? Why did you start talking about the G500 here? You sell cars?"

"Ah~~"

Ma Jianhua was immediately embarrassed.

The smile faded away.

Hemp eggs!

How could I possibly buy a car?

"I'm just telling you, this big G is really very powerful! I used to drive big G in the desert, the Gobi, and... The feeling of driving this car must be amazing!"

He didn't care about Jiang Chen at all, and began to show off at Lan Nuanyan: "Some people say, this G500 has three particularly nice sounds, one is the sound of exhaust, the other is the sound of opening and closing the door, and the other is the sound of a camel barking!"

Ma Jianhua said as he looked at Jiang Chen with disdain and pursed his lips.

That means ~~

Sample, have you all seen it?

LOW force!

We have rich people to play a game, you probably haven't even heard of it, right?

We are different, not the same~~

Jiang Chen understood in seconds.

The so-called three good voices of Ma Jianhua should be to participate in the Alxa Heroes Club: a rich man's game of driving to Alxa.

The Alxa Heroes Association, because of the extravagant and erosive life of some rich second generations, has a bad reputation.

It was originally a grand event of desert off-roading, but it has become that decay, and the rich second generation is still showing off?

Ma Jianhua said with a regretful face: "These three best voices, if you can listen to them today, it will be perfect! This is a romance that belongs to men~~"

He glanced at Lan Nuanyan as he spoke, these words, without exception, were secretly rubbing and attacking Jiang Chen~~

No money, unworthy to be called a man.

The way we live as rich people is so high.

You?

A little security guard?

Is your annual salary enough to buy a G500 wheel?

After all, the G500 car costs 5 million.

Hehe~~

As he spoke, he sighed, as if he couldn't drive this car [Night Elf], and he couldn't hear the sound, what a great regret?

Lan Nuanyan: "..."

Jiang Chen: "..."

This person is so strange.

That Ma Jianhua was still looking forward to waiting for Lan Nuanyan, being bewitched by him, and empathizing...

After all, I have met a lot of good-looking young ladies before, and when I heard him say this, [Night Elf] G500, how awesome, driving on the road, how beautiful, will produce worship, and both eyes are little stars~~

At that time, even if a girl had a boyfriend by her side, it didn't matter~~

He could just invite the girl to get in his car and go shopping.

And then~~

Hehe, don't you need to say more?

Even if he and the girl just took a ride, the previous relationship between the girl and her boyfriend will have a rift.

No matter how open-minded a boy is, it is impossible not to mind that his girlfriend is in front of him and gets into another man's car.

This kind of slapstick operation, I don't know how many pairs have been split.

But~~

After his wave of commotionous operations, Lan Nuanyan did not respond.

Ma Jianhua: "..."

“？？？”

What's going on?

After such a wave of operations before, the girl is already in a state of flux...

It's hard to hold on to yourself.

What a reserved girl on the surface, in the face of the temptation of this Night Elf, it is impossible to hold on!

But this goddess, what's going on?

There is no fluctuation in my heart, and I even want to hehe?

Ma Jianhua didn't know~~

Lan Nuanyan is worth tens of billions, her own luxury cars are parked in the garage, and the car she is driving now is the Bentley Continental sent by Jiang Chen!

It's also a 5 million car!

People are worth tens of billions, and when you see the car that you show off for half a day for 5 million, what fluctuations can you have?

You show off for a long time, it's still yours, and your boyfriend sent it directly!

In the middle, is it very different?

Lan Nuanyan: "This person, is he a fool?"

Jiang Chen forced a smile.

"Cut, it must be the goddess who doesn't know anything about the G500!

Ma Jianhua rubbed secretly, unconvinced.

Hold back your momentum and pretend to be forced to the end!

It's time for the big move!

He sighed as he pulled out a car key from his pocket!

With a wicked smile on his face, he was ready to see Jiang Chen and Lan Nuanyan's surprised and shocked expressions.

Before, he praised this car in various ways, as if this car was not his.

But it's actually his.

Here, there should be applause!

He looked superior, waiting to see Jiang Chen and Lan Nuanyan's shocked looks.

Can~~

Jiang Chen and Lan Nuanyan looked at each other with an expression of "don't you seem to be stupid?"

Three people, looking at each other.

The atmosphere was very awkward for a while.

Ma Jianhua: "..."

Why?

Why aren't these two people shocked?

Shouldn't they be shocked at this time, beautiful women fall in love with me, and men are ashamed of themselves?

I'm so rich.

"Okay, I'm going to show you the sound of the car's door opening and closing. ”

He went up and opened the car door excitedly.

Open firmly.

Close firmly.

Boom!

"This car has to be opened very hard!"

He looked proud.

Open firmly.

Close firmly.

Boom!

Cycle~~

Jiang Chen and Lan Nuanyan just looked at him quietly, the door opened, the door closed...

The atmosphere was very awkward for a while~~

The awkward atmosphere is quietly spreading.

"Husband, this person doesn't seem to be a very smart Yazi?"

Lan Nuanyan whispered to Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen nodded.

Ma Jianhua on the side heard it, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out!

Hemp eggs!

The goddess actually said that I was not very smart!

I'm so wronged!

I own such an awesome Night Elf G500!

Why do you look at me like fools?

Ma Jianhua is so angry.

He pretended to be chic and pointed: "Don't be stunned, get in the car!"

Jiang Chen said lightly: "But, didn't you ask us to help?

"Oh, like that. ”

Ma Jianhua was originally trying to pretend to be forced, where do you need help?

But as soon as Jiang Chen asked this, he was embarrassed, and he was in a hurry: "That's right, that's right, that's right, haha, what about my car, it's too high." It is easy to hit the height limit pole, as well as the various warning devices on it. I'd like you to take a look at the height limit on it for me, don't hit it. ”

Jiang Chen smiled: "Okay, I'll help you watch it." ”

Ma Jianhua started the G500 and began to boast again: "Listen to this voice! The sound of this engine, how beautiful it is~~"

At this time, Ma Jianhua did not forget to pretend to be self-pressing.

Lan Nuanyan: "..."

I can't help but want to laugh!