Leng Jun stayed in Su Siyu's closet, and he didn't dare to breathe, for fear of accidentally making a movement and summoning the "father-in-law and mother-in-law" in.

In fact, in Leng Jun's heart, this is not a big deal, and it is very normal to come to Su Siyu's house to borrow this book, and it can be explained casually.

But now that he was forcibly pushed into the wardrobe by Su Siyu, he had a bit of a taste of three hundred taels of silver here.

If he suddenly appeared from Su Siyu's bedroom at this time, and it was still from the wardrobe in the bedroom, it would really be a bit of jumping into the Yellow River and not being able to wash it, Leng Jun was afraid that he would be beaten to death by Su Siyu's father on the spot, and he would definitely not even have a chance to explain.

Alas! Su Siyu, this female doll has good academic performance and a very high IQ, why is her EQ so low! Isn't this pushing herself into the fire pit!

Suddenly! Leng Jun's WeChat voice call rang! Leng Jun didn't expect Li Jun to call himself with voice at this time, this guy is simply falling into a hole and killing people without a knife!

Leng Jun was so frightened that he hurriedly hung up, then quickly set his phone to silent, and replied: "Your uncle, do you want to kill my brother!" I'm hiding in Su Siyu's closet, I'm afraid I won't be able to go to the Internet café tonight, you can play first.

Li Jun replied: Oh, fuck it! Brother Jun, you can do it! Cut through the mess quickly enough! Push it down so quickly! Brother worship!

Leng Jun replied angrily: Push your uncle, my brother is really here to borrow books, in short, I can't explain it for a while, let's not talk about it, my brother's life is in danger!

Leng Jun put down the phone, looked out through the gap in the closet worriedly, and found that Su Siyu and her parents were cleaning up in the kitchen, and the other was washing in the bathroom, and Su Siyu seemed to be washing in the bathroom.

In the bathroom, Su Siyu's mother said, "Siyu, I just heard your mobile phone ringing. ”

Su Siyu said while brushing his teeth: "Mom, it's okay, it should be that my classmate asked me to go for a run tomorrow morning, and we should eat outside, so I don't have to make my breakfast tomorrow morning." ”

"What time do you go tomorrow morning?"

"Mom, don't worry about it, I'm on vacation, today is the last day of class this semester, just wait for the day after tomorrow to go directly to the school for exams." ”

"Oh! It's going to be a holiday so soon! How's Siyu reviewing, there's no problem with the fifth exam. I heard from your teachers that this grade involves re-assigning, which is very important. ”

"Don't worry, Mom, the top 20 in the grade, the Hongzhi class is stable. ”

Hearing her daughter's confident words, Su Siyu's mother was happy: "I knew that my daughter was the best!"

Su Siyu's father came out of the kitchen and said, "That's not it!

"Lao Su, you don't put gold on your face! I'm afraid you didn't even enter the top two hundred in your grade when you were a student!"

"Wife, look at what is wrong with you, and dismantle my stage in front of your daughter!"

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Leng Jun hid in the closet, listening to the bickering of "father-in-law and mother-in-law", feeling so lonely, panicked, and helpless in life.

When will I be released from prison?

Leng Jun felt that the days of staying in the wardrobe were a little far away, and he lay down on the inside of the cabinet with a sad face, but he felt that the back of his head was separated by a bulge, which was not very comfortable.

Casually taking the thing away, Leng Jun found that it was the kind of bra shaped with an underwire.

Smelling the faint fragrance coming from the bra, Leng Jun was a little confused.

At this moment, Su Siyu finished washing up and walked into the bedroom, and locked the bedroom door casually.

Su Siyu's father said, "Siyu, why are you still locking the door?"

"I'm tired and want to go to bed early. Su Siyu prevaricated casually.

"Sleep so early? It's only half past eight? Besides, you just eat and fall asleep, it's not good for your stomach!" Su Siyu's father muttered, "I don't usually see you lock up when I sleep." ”

Su Siyu said loudly: "Don't care, I'm ~naked~~ sleep!"

"You~~~" Su Siyu's father was choked and had nothing to say: "It's not big or small, what kind of system!"

Su Siyu's mother said impatiently: "Okay, old Su! How old is my daughter, it's not good to have a little privacy space of your own! Don't care about it so wide! Besides, my daughter has to get up early to run with her classmates!"

"Okay, okay, I really owe you mother and daughter in my previous life......"

Leng Jun watched Su Siyu lock the bedroom door, and after making sure that he was safe, he quietly pushed open the door of the wardrobe and stepped out.

Leng Jun spread his hands towards Su Siyu, shrugged his shoulders, and made a "What should I do?" on his lips, but did not make a sound.

Su Siyu didn't make a sound, and made a "cold salad!" on his mouth.

The two of them just lip-synced to each other. Leng Jun felt quite funny.

Then Su Siyu took out a blank piece of paper and wrote on it in delicate letters: "Tonight, stay in my house." I'll send you out tomorrow morning before my parents get up. ”

After Su Siyu finished writing, he handed the pen and paper to Leng Jun.

Leng Jun looked at Su Siyu's handwriting, which was clear and delicate, and there was a lovely atmosphere of a girl.

Leng Jun suddenly wanted to try whether his Dao Zhishu could print handwriting, Leng Jun tried to focus his thoughts on Su Siyu's handwriting, and then Dao Zeshu really engraved every stroke of Su Siyu's handwriting in Leng Jun's mind.

Su Siyu is just a line of words, including: point, horizontal, vertical, apostrophe, pinch, mention, horizontal hook, horizontal hook......

At this moment, Leng Jun mastered Su Siyu's handwriting, picked up the pen and wrote on the paper: "Stay in your house for one night?

Looking at the handwriting on the paper, Su Siyu was surprised to find that Leng Jun was actually like his own words, which were almost the same as what he had written.

When he saw the content of Leng Jun's handwriting, Su Siyu blushed, then took the pen from Leng Jun's hand and wrote: "Well, stay overnight, and we will rest together tonight." ”

Leng Jun glanced at Su Siyu's small bed suspiciously, almost 2.2 meters long and 1.2 meters wide: "Such a narrow bed, can you squeeze two people to rest together?"

Su Siyu pouted, and wrote with a flushed face: "Stupid! get closer, hug me and rest!"

Su Siyu complained in her heart: This stinky fool, do you have to say it so bluntly! I'm so angry! Don't I Su Siyu want to lose face?

Looking at Su Siyu's handwriting, Leng Jun suddenly realized, laughed quietly, and continued to write: "Understood! Understood! But you just told you that tonight ~naked~~ sleep?"

Su Siyu's face was startled, and then he wrote on the paper: "God is fair, people are very handsome, don't think too beautiful!"

Looking at Su Siyu's flushed little face, Leng Jun felt more cute the more he looked at it, and continued to write on the paper: "Then what if I want to go to the bathroom?"

Su Siyu was suddenly asked for a moment, then looked around, and finally fixed his eyes on the half-drunk plastic bottle of soda on the desk.

Su Siyu casually twisted the bottle of soda away, and then poured it into a pot of cactus under the desk. Then he handed the bottle to Leng Jun.

Leng Jun took the water bottle with a shocked face, he didn't expect Su Siyu's imagination to be so extraordinary, so he simply teased her again.

Leng Jun continued to write on the paper: "Untie the big hand, not the small hand. ”

Seeing this sentence, this time it was Su Siyu's turn to be shocked, and he didn't care about writing it on the paper, and whispered with his lips: "Are you really fake?!"

Seeing Su Siyu's eyes widening in surprise, Leng Jun felt that he was facing an SD doll, which was simply too cute.

For a moment, Leng Jun couldn't help but step forward and hugged Su Siyu, and then whispered softly in his ear: "Fool, look at you nervous, I'll tease you." ”

Su Siyu felt that she was a little short of breath, and said in a trembling voice: "Have you chosen the book on the bed? ”

Leng Jun didn't think about it at all, he just nodded, and he didn't care about using the Taoist book to continue printing learning materials. Directly accompanied Su Siyu to quickly pack up the books and study materials covered in the bed under the bed, and then turned off the light and lay on the bed with Su Siyu.

Leng Jun held Su Siyu in his arms with one hand, Su Siyu pillowed Leng Jun's arm, and listened to the sound of Leng Jun's heart jumping.

The two of them didn't speak, quietly feeling each other's heartbeat and body temperature, as if they would say anything at the moment, the atmosphere would be very embarrassing.

The white moonlight shone into the bedroom through the window, and Leng Jun hugged the beauty in his arms, looking at the ceiling with deep eyes.

Leng Jun fully experienced this moment, what is depravity and what is despair.

Leng Jun sighed very emotionally in his heart: Why did the ancients say that the face is red and the water is bad? Why are there allusions to the princes of the beacon fire opera in history? And why did so many emperors lose their rivers and mountains for the sake of beauty?

Leng Jun thinks that it is very likely that it is all caused by hormones!

Leng Jun had a good night with Su Siyu for this moment, and even threw aside his studies, and even forgot about his ambition to be admitted to the Hongzhi class two days later!

Heroes have been teenagers since ancient times! No, it's a mistake!

Since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty pass, and women sometimes bring endless trouble to men, and even lead some men to the bottomless abyss. Leng Jun reminded himself that he must be rational and principled in the face of feelings, and he must not lose himself, let alone give up his goals and ambitions for the sake of women. Otherwise, women will also look down on such men who change themselves easily.

Although Leng Jun understands these truths, when the hormones are on the head just now, he can't care about anything else, what goals, what ambitions, what principles, all of them are for Lao Tzu to get out of the way!

Alas, perhaps this is the most vulgar of men. If you want to be a ~ forbidden ~ bath ~ male god, it's easy to talk about, unless you are congenitally curved or congenitally deficient. Otherwise, you will have to constantly fight against hormones.

Perhaps, those men who were led to the abyss by women, they were not qualified to complain that women were troubles, because they were weird like Leng Jun, and they were not upright people.