......

At this time, Jiang Chen was driving an Audi car, pulling Avril Lavigne, and walking around.

Under Jiang Chen's persuasion, Avril was already a lot happier, smiling, and took the initiative to take Jiang Chen's hand and walk the streets.

She didn't expect that secretly, an eye was staring at herself.

"Really~~~"

Prince John, his eyes were green, staring at Avril pulling Jiang Chen's figure~~

A group of grass and mud horses galloped through the Hulunbuir grassland above him.

"Unexpectedly, this is actually true!"

"Avril, I really don't know how to love myself, and I am with a Chinese man!"

Prince John, who has had a crush on Avril since he was a child, pursued it for a long time, and Avril's reply to him was always...

"I'm not interested in men!"

He thought it would be okay, Avril would definitely not like anyone else!

This time, he felt that the time was ripe, so he went straight to Huaguo and came to Avril to confess!

As a result, the princess who has a crush on her has fallen in love with a Chinese man!

John: Flip the table (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻Ah!)

"Okay, but you're not interested in men?"

I feel cheated!

I think I've been betrayed!

On the head, a green prairie was gnawed by a group of grass and mud horses~~

John's lungs were going to explode.

......

But~~

Princess Avril is the first heir to the throne!

He, the prince, wants to be king one day, so he can only marry Avril, and there is no second way.

"Bastard, it must be this Chinese man, clever words, deceived Avril!"

John gritted his teeth.

He had no choice but to frantically dump the pot on Jiang Chen.

John really wanted to rush to Jiang Chen and Avril immediately and dismantle the two.

But~~

On the side, the assistant persuaded him.

"Your Highness, this is too reckless, it is not what a person of your status should do. ”

John thought about it, and he was right.

Who are you?

The Prince of Bohemia!

How can you clash with a lowly Chinese person on the street?

If it is targeted by tabloid reporters, filmed and sent back to Europe, I am afraid that the rumors will make the royal family lose face.

"Then you say, what should I do?"

John gasped.

The assistant's eyes rolled: "In two days, there will be a grand [Chinese and European Royal Jewelry Exhibition] jointly organized by our country, European countries and Huaguo Commercial Street, which will be held in the Jingshi Museum!"

"Oh?"

John's eyes lit up: "Yes, how did I forget? I came to China, and one of my important tasks was to participate in this royal jewelry exhibition!"

"Bohemia, and your family, value this jewelry show. In order to participate in the exhibition, I also sent a [Queen's Crown]!"

The assistant's eyes lit up: "That crown is the heirloom of the John family, with a history of more than 300 years, and many queens of the John family have worn it! At the same time, it is one of the most important treasures of the jewelry exhibition at this time!"

John's eyes lit up: "That's the crown worn by my grandmother, Queen Tracy! 27 emerald gemstones, inlaid and priceless!"

"That's right!"

The assistant nodded: "How can this Chinese man get such a precious royal item?"

The more John thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense, and his eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, women, there is no one who does not love jewelry." As long as I take the opportunity to dedicate the crown to Avril, I will definitely win her heart!"

"The Queen's Crown is one of the most important treasures of the jewelry fair at this time. ”

At this moment, John was so moved by the idea that he had such a brilliant idea!

Pretend!

In front of that driver, pretend to be a force fiercely!

Let that driver see reality!

"If you invite Avril and this driver over, you must be able to make that driver recognize the fact that ———— a low-handed driver like him is not worthy of a Western princess like Avril!"

Wonderful!

The more you think about it, the better!

If not, Avril will accept his marriage proposal in public~~

Flattered!

"But the question is, how do you get Avril to participate?"

The plan to pretend to be forced has been decided.

But if Avril doesn't participate, then there's no point in pretending!

John's eyes rolled and he thought about it.

He pushed open the door and got out of the car, and walked straight to Jiang Chen and Avril.

"Princess Avril!"

John was courteous and a royal gentleman, and performed what he considered to be a perfect courtesy.

This force, give yourself a score of 105!

Awesome!

Pity~~

This is on the bustling Huaguo Street.

John performed such a noble ceremony, and the people passing by next to him were surprised~~

"I'm rubbing, neurosis, right?"

"Is there something wrong with this person?"

"Well, the brain is in the water, right?"

"Good young man, why is it abnormal?"

John: "......"

FUCK！

I'm European court etiquette!

You Chinese people don't understand!

More angry than these passers-by...

It was Jiang Chen's attitude.

Avril was startled when she saw John and suddenly appeared in front of her!

"John, why are you here?"

Avril frowned, disgusted.

This John really belongs to Cao Cao, saying Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

I just mentioned to Jiang Chen that this nasty guy was coming, but he didn't expect to appear in front of him.

"Princess Avril, I am so sad that you say that. ”

John thought that he was polite and had reached the perfect gentlemanly demeanor, and said with a look of grievance: "We grew up together when we were children, and we are the heirs of the Habsburg family and the John family respectively, and we are also the first and second succession candidates of the kingdom. How can you speak to me like that?"

As he spoke, he approached Avril and wanted to kiss Avril's hand~~

Kiss the hand.

European court etiquette.

Before Avril could speak, John couldn't help but say, kneeling down to kiss her hand~~

Close your eyes.

Well~

Avril's hand was so warm.

No, why does this hand stink?

Suddenly, he opened his eyes in fright~~

I saw a fat man passing by, facing him, looking at him with a shocked face~~

What he kissed just now was not Avril's little hand, but ~~

Just cleaned up the pet dog feces, fat man's hands!!

The fat man suddenly screamed: "Rascal!!"

When John saw a dog next to him and the traces of feces on the ground, he understood in seconds, and his disgusting face turned green!

"Gross!"

Disgusting vomit out~~

Avril almost burst into tears of laughter.

It turned out that at the moment when John was going to perform the "European court ceremony" and kiss Avril's hand~~

Jiang Chen's hands were quick, and he grabbed a fat man who was cleaning up pet feces next to him, and stuffed it directly to John.

John's literary youth, kissed for a long time, only to find out~~

It's the hand of a fat man, and he is still holding a paper wrapped in pet poop~~

Vomit, vomit, vomit ~~~

John threw up and turned green!

"You, you, you!"

John jumped up, angry, and pointed at Jiang Chen: "What are you doing?"

Jiang Chen said lightly: "I should ask you, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to kiss Avril's hand!"

John was right: "This is the etiquette of our Bohemian country, high society!

"I really don't understand. ”

Jiang Chen said lightly: "But it's a pity that this is on the streets of Huaguo, not your European court! I only see that Avril is unwilling, but you force you to kiss." This is harassment! Why don't I call a lawyer and ask about it?"

John: (*+_+*)~

MD, the plan failed!

I wanted to use "court etiquette" as an excuse to kiss Avril, but I was killed by Jiang Chen, and I kissed the dirty hands of the fat man!

John wanted to turn his face.

But if you think about it carefully, you have the chance to win, and if you scold the street, it seems too levelless.

Well, I don't know the same as this Chinese person.

He replied with a bright smile: "You're Avril's friend? Friends!"

He originally wanted to talk about his boyfriend, but seeing Avril's murderous gaze, he temporarily changed his words.

John: "You are?"

Jiang Chen was unceremonious, and said lightly: "I'm Avril's [boyfriend]!

Jiang Chen deliberately emphasized, boyfriend!

When Avril heard this, she was shy + snickering~~

When John heard this, his face darkened~~

FUCK！

I didn't even dare to say that I was a boyfriend, but you said it with a big grin?

Find the shadow area!

"Hmph, boyfriend, I think you're misunderstanding?"

John sneered and said, "I'm the prince of Bohemia, the second in line to the throne! Avril is a princess! You are a commoner in China, how dare you call yourself the princess's boyfriend?"

"Princess?"

Jiang Chen was indifferent, and said indifferently: "Maybe in Bohemia, it is true that she is a princess." But in front of me, she has only one identity, my girlfriend!"

After speaking, Jiang Chen was even more unceremoniously and directly grabbed Xiao Man's waist and declared his sovereignty.

"You!"

John could only stare dryly, and he was very angry!

With such a noble identity as me, why are you so light-hearted?

I didn't take my identity as a prince into account at all, hey?!

I'm a prince, so worthless?

Watching Jiang Chen swear his boyfriend's sovereignty, John felt that the green grassland above his head was rapidly expanding...

"I endure, I want to endure!"

John finally swallowed a sigh of relief, and reluctantly pretended to be smiling: "That's the case, in the evening of two days, in order to strengthen friendly exchanges between my country and your country, the relevant departments will hold a national treasure exhibition in the Beijing Museum. I sincerely invite Mr. Jiang to participate. ”

Jiang Chen's vision, after a glance, he knew that this John must be harboring evil intentions.

Avril: "We, why are we going?"

"Not only is he going, but as a princess, you have a duty to go!"

John took the royal status and pressed Avril: "Avril, as a princess, you must attend." ”

Avril frowned, she had to ~~

Think about it.

After all, her identity is still a member of the royal family. As we all know, although the members of the royal family take money, they have obligations to state affairs.

Even if you are a princess, you can't take money and not work.

"Right? You have to participate in the friendship activities between the two countries, right?"

John smirked.

Avril had to nod.

"Are you going or not?"

John looked at Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen smiled faintly.

Avril is gone, how can he not go?

"I'm definitely going with my girlfriend!"

Jiang Chen said lightly.

"Good!"

John smiled: "Then it's a word!"

After he finished speaking, he turned and left.

I'm afraid that I will see too much of Jiang Chen and Avril Lavigne's sweetness, and I will be angry to death.

......

"You just said I was your girlfriend, does it still count?"

Avril looked at Jiang Chen intently.

Jiang Chen nodded: "Count." ”

"Still, I'm sorry to say to you, I've got you involved. ”

Avril was very sorry to Jiang Chen, she knew that this matter was none of Jiang Chen's...

Jiang Chen smiled faintly: "It's okay, since you say it, you have to do it." As a boyfriend, it's my duty to protect you!"

"Thank you!"

Avril was moved, leaning on Jiang Chen's shoulder, full of security, and a happy face~~

Sometimes, love just goes with the flow.

And the impetus of an external force (John)!

......

......

The next day, Prince John invited his friends, several European aristocrats, to go shopping together and go out to pretend to be a force.

Awesome coaxing!

"Huh. ”

John took a few people to the area of the International Trade Center, looked around at the skyscrapers around him, turned around the World Trade Center Street, and sneered.

He deliberately shouted: "Alas, I am John the Prince of Bohemia!"

All around, there was a shock!!

Countless people, exclaimed.

"I'm going, prince, European?"

"Amazing, I didn't think the prince would come to us to shop?"

"At first glance, it has the atmosphere of aristocracy! The prince's blood is noble, but it is different!"

"Your Royal Highness the Prince, can you take a group photo?"

John saw that he raised his arms and exhaled, which really attracted the attention of the Chinese people around him, worshipped, and then snorted coldly from his nostrils, and smiled at his friend:

"Do you see it? China is so backward! The people are also ignorant. My identity, it drove them crazy. ”

He spoke Bohemian, but the Chinese people around him, many foreign language masters, understood it and scolded him angrily.

"What nonsense are you talking about? We Chinese people are enthusiastic about you, but you think we are ignorant?"

"Still scolding us for being backward?"

"You're not a thing!"

I heard that someone broke the facts, and the feelings of this Bohemian prince looked down on Huaguo, and the people around him were angry!

"This man, why is this happening?"

"We have guests coming, and they are all warmly greeting, why doesn't this person know what to do?"

"Be kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs!"

“...”

John and his gang walked while mocking~~

Then, they were thirsty.

You have to buy water.

But the roadside stalls don't accept cash!

It is necessary to pay WeChat and pay for negative treasure~~

John was stunned.

"Well, why are you putting two signs on the stall?"

John was shocked: "You don't take any money?"

"What are you collecting money for?"

The owner of the goods and the stall glanced at him with a kind of "caring for the soil buns", and said lazily: "How troublesome it is to collect money and make change." WeChat Zhibao has not been used?"

John shook his head with a confused expression.

The stall owner was surprised: "You Europe, don't you have mobile payment?"

John was dazed: "There is no ......"

The surrounding Chinese people burst into laughter.

I'm dying of laughter!

"Their country doesn't even have mobile payment, and they say that we are ignorant and backward, and they want to die to inherit my nationality!"

"Alas, it's tragic!"

"What a miserable man!"

"The times are advancing, and your European royal family seems to be a bit low, that's all?"

"You can't do it with strength, pretend to be the first!"

"Sympathize with the backwardness of their country~~ Everyone mourns together for 3 minutes..."

The people around him despise it together, showing a "tolerant" expression of caring for the mentally handicapped~~

John: "......"

Fuck!

Am I being treated as mentally retarded?

This, how to break??

No way!

His eyes rolled, and in order to divert his attention, he hurriedly took out a photo of Avril Lavigne~.