Chapter 410: Luo Fengen has become Luo Fengcoquettish
After listening to MC Dream's song, Xiaofeng has to admit MC Dream's talent on HipHop, although the combination of monkey and sexy beauty is slightly funny, but the lyrics contain deep meaning.
The orangutan played by MC Dream is a metaphor for those who originally had beautiful dreams and worked hard for their ideals, but because they entered the society and were imprisoned and restricted by various reasons, they had to give up the pursuit of ideals, in order to be a winner in life, he gave up his dreams, maybe you will become famous, maybe you will have both wealth and wealth, but when all the glory has passed, you will find that your life is still imperfect, and the dream is your regret.
After listening to the whole song, Xiaofeng had an urge to strangle MC Dream to death, meaning such a good song, forcing such noble lyrics MC Dream to be accompanied by a funny performance, Xiaofeng felt that MC's brain was definitely wrong.
But after really integrating the stage performance into the song, Xiaofeng admired the arrangement of MC Dream again, the lyrics that were too serious and cruel were adjusted in this funny and funny way, just to achieve the effect of laughing with tears, Xiaofeng's only worry is that this song is so deep, whether the children who come to the scene can understand it, even if they understand it, can they understand the true meaning of the song.
No matter how worried Xiaofeng is, time will not slow down much because of his worries, and soon it will be his turn and MC Dream to take the stage, and Xiaofeng and MC Meng, who are standing in the aisle, cheer each other up in a hip-hop way.
"Here's the mysexylady brought by MC Dream. Zheng Ronghe put on an orangutan hood after announcing the MC dream, and the most incomprehensible thing for Xiaofeng was that he also wore a very distinctive glasses, if Xiaofeng was not mistaken, these glasses are the kind that strippers often wear.
With the sound of the prelude, MC Dream rolled onto the stage, Xiaofeng had to admit that MC Meng's natural advantage in pretending to be a monkey and pretending to be an orangutan was too great, and with the microphone made into a banana in his hand, Nima was a monkey.
"I am a carefree monkey and I live happily in the ...... away from the hustle and bustle of the forest. MC Dream said rap while dancing his monkey dance steps, and the light music and joyful performance attracted a shout from the audience.
"Until one day I met her, mysexylady I poured for you. mysexylady, I'm willing to give everything for you. "MC Dream's styling and singing have played a role in making people shine, and now it's up to Xiaofeng's women's clothing to sublimate the atmosphere of the scene.
In fact, MC Dream is still very wise to choose to comic the wind, first of all, his style and suitable for playing funny, and secondly, the songs of the comic wind are very popular, like the infinite ballad festival why every time it is held, it will cause a tsunami-like shock in the music industry, and the singer's proud 24-hour slaughter chart has been completed N times with the efforts of infinite challenge to these funny artists.
Maybe you will say that the reason why it has such a big impact is because the people who go to the ballad festival are the top people in the song industry, and it is nothing to be able to slaughter the list, Yoo Hee-yeol, BOA, jyp, GD, etc., these are all gods in the song industry, but don't forget what the infinite ballad festival was like when it was first baked. Who were the guests invited at that time, but it was just because the infinite ballad festival was on fire, and Kim Tae-ho also wanted to make the ballad festival bigger, which made those top singers flock to the ballad festival.
The songs made by a variety show, and each song contains more or less funny ingredients, so it can be said that it is a miracle that it can be slaughtered, in the general situation of the men's group playing cool and handsome women's groups selling legs and breasts, comic is so different.
"I am a beautiful woman, and life in the city has numbed me, and I don't feel anything but stress and pain. I didn't feel the meaning of being alive, maybe only alcohol could make me forget my troubles, and I lived like this walking corpse, until one day I saw a cute monkey ....... Xiaofeng, who has the word sexy written all over her body, appeared. With the help of master-level singing skills, Xiaofeng sings a female voice is no pressure, and Xiaofeng has complained many times about her lyrics, but it is not her own song Xiaofeng can't change too much.
Xiaofeng's appearance made the cheers of the audience stop, and the audience looked at Xiaofeng a little stunned. For the sake of effect, the host did not introduce who MC Dream's partner was, and Xiaofeng's style was a combination of stunning and thrilling.
Looking at the face is above the average level, but looking at the figure is too scary. The audience wondered if they had come to the wrong place, whether this was a popular song stage or a bodybuilding competition.
Kim Nam-woo's action for Xiaofeng is really good, and it fully meets the requirements of MC Dream to be sexy and reflect the muscles of Xiaofeng's body, Xiaofeng feels that if MC Dream concentrates on being a gagman, it will be the rhythm of the next Shin Jeong-hwan, and he relies on assisting MC to mix into three Xiaofeng and said that he is very optimistic about MC Dream, a person who is full of comics in his bones.
If you think that the stimulation is just a little bit wrong, after seeing Xiaofeng's close-up on the big screen, the audience knows that Xiaofeng is a man dressed as a woman, although Xiaofeng stuffed two oranges on his chest, and the black silk on his legs also covered the leg hair, but the Adam's apple was not blocked.
After so many years of baptism of Wuxuan and RM, the people have become accustomed to the fact that men disguise themselves as women, not to mention the new tricks of playing men disguised as women with spoofs of popular MVs and popular TV series, that is, as a younger brother, RM is an indispensable program every time he engages in activities.
In the front, there are the strange women's clothes of Park Myung-so and the big fat little fat brother, and in the back, there is the characteristic woman dress of Gary, and the hearts of the Korean people have become extremely powerful after being disgusted countless times.
Even so, after the first half of the interlude time was sung, Xiaofeng and MC Dream danced together, and the audience was still shocked, all kinds of temptation actions were staged one after another, and Xiaofeng, who was full of muscles, performed all kinds of temptation actions to the fullest, Xiaofeng is this kind of person who is crazy character, and as soon as he arrives in front of the camera, he will put it on a special open, in this state, Xiaofeng himself is afraid, not to mention the MC dream that cooperates with him.
Under the suppression of Xiaofeng's absolute power, MC Meng felt that he was a baby, and the two of them had a tango dance together, which was meant to be over with a few casual jumps, but Xiaofeng suddenly thought of the tango scenes in so many classic movies that he had seen before, MC Meng didn't know how to cooperate with Xiaofeng was not afraid, as long as he performed Xiaofeng, he would be satisfied.
So under the gasping sound of the audience and the goosebumps of MC Meng, Xiaofeng performed what is the horror of turning sullen into bright.
The interlude has finally passed under the MC Dream Second, and the second half of the song is mainly to vent the depression, and the rhythmic RAP of the MC Dream makes the audience cheer up, and rock and hiphop live on this.
The MC's rap is getting faster and faster. Xiaofeng is dancing happily on the side, Xiaofeng also deliberately performed the electric motor buttocks in order to match the speed of MC Meng's speech, and after shaking for a few seconds, Xiaofeng deeply realized that this is not something that ordinary people can play.
The last note fell, Xiaofeng rushed off the stage with MC Dream in one arm, MC Meng shouted that I will climb a tall building for you I will jerk off for you caused a burst of laughter, just a few minutes of the stage made Xiaofeng and MC Dream have a feeling of prostration, MC Dream is because of physical strength, and Xiaofeng is more because of spiritual venting, after a meal of nonsense, Xiaofeng feels a lot more relaxed, and the pressure caused by various reasons does not seem to be so great. Xiaofeng and MC Dream hugged and celebrated, but the phrase "happy and sad" will always come out to give you a stick when you are the happiest and proudest, Xiaofeng, who is too strong, feels a lot of liquid left from his chest, and he and MC Meng's hug perfectly achieves the achievement of the juicer.
I have to say that the stage of MC Dream and Xiaofeng is so special, the handsome MC Dream is not counted, and the beautiful Xiaofeng is not, but the combination of the two of them got the biggest cheers on the scene.
Li Guangzhu smiled cheaply and appeared again with Kwon Yeol, because of the excessive exercise and the warm atmosphere, Xiaofeng's heavy makeup has been spent, and cheap cosmetics just don't work well. After putting on a layer of makeup, Xiaofeng felt like she was smothered in the quilt.
Although I don't care about the image, Xiaofeng doesn't want to be exposed now, Xiaofeng has a deep understanding of Guangzhu and Quan Lie's discipline, and the two will not only put their most embarrassed appearance on the RM website, but also use their own Twitter to promote Xiaofeng.
Xiaofeng, who made a quick decision, immediately took off her stockings and put them on her face. If there are still people who can recognize him, Xiaofeng will recognize him, but he obviously underestimated the shamelessness of Guangzhu and Quan Lie, and he is not afraid if he can't recognize him by watching videos and photos, they can add titles. So a photo of a little crested woman wearing stockings and a chest full of orange juice appeared on the Internet.
Although Xiaofeng and MC Dream have tried their best, this time the song mysexylady did not win the championship. It's always good to have regrets, this kind of flawed beauty is what Xiaofeng and MC Dream pursue, and the two of them can only comfort themselves by deceiving themselves like this.
The next day, the wonderful singing stage about MC Dream and Xiaofeng was hyped, and many critics began to speak for MC Dream, inspirational, positive, and sang life in a hiphop venting way, these critics spoke highly of MC Dream's song, but everyone added a sentence at the end that the singing stage was too weird.
MC Meng's monkey style did not cause a sensation, but Xiaofeng's women's clothing style has become a hit, although MC Dream has said that his partner is Luo Fengen, and RM's official website also took advantage of the east wind to hang out the whole process of Xiaofeng's punishment, but idle netizens still used the photo of Xiaofeng wearing stockings to play the game of guess who I am, and all kinds of photos of spoofing Xiaofeng's style flew sideways, Xiaofeng deeply realized that the lower limit of people is infinite and creativity is also unlimited.
Although Xiaofeng ruined his image and lost his temperament, it has improved a lot of popularity, especially many dance circles know and stand up to say that Xiaofeng's performance is still very skilled, after fermentation, Xiaofeng was named the Korean demon man, and the most depressing thing is that many nightclubs have hung up close-up photos of Xiaofeng's singing stage as publicity.
The more intense spoofs on the Internet have also formed an activity that real men can have, all kinds of muscular men, hairy men, ugly men have joined this activity, after seeing the photos led by themselves, Xiaofeng didn't eat for two days, Tainyima is disgusting, Mr. Bodybuilder's figure, how do you wear a little cutie, you have a lot of meow, but you go to make a cameo appearance in a bikini, ugly is not your fault, but ugly also took photos to participate in the event and the disgusting degree chased Xiaofeng should not be.
MC Dream's song is on fire, the music source list completed allkill within 1 day to top the chart, and the album is directly out of stock, but everyone who bought the album left a "bad review, there is no Luo Fengen in the Mao MV" on MC Dream's personal homepage" This sentence, MC Meng changed his partner and won the first place when he played the song for the second time, which made Xiaofeng very depressed, it felt too bad to plant trees and pick peaches by himself, but who made him have no time, although the new partner completely inherited Xiaofeng's style, but the eyes of the masses are bright, and the degree of disgusting is not comparable to Xiaofeng's version at all.
When Xiaofeng thought that he could devote himself to his new job when the limelight went out, he didn't expect that his depressed journey had just begun, and when Lin Junxi put a lot of advertising contracts in front of Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng already had the urge to kill or commit suicide.
Seeing the advertisement of cosmetics, Xiaofeng was still complacent, it seems that his handsome and healthy skin has finally been discovered, but after seeing the content inside, Xiaofeng is not happy at all, Xiaofeng, who endorses lipstick, mascara, foundation, and nothing, Xiaofeng will not say anything, and the advertising slogan that changing face is equal to sex change makes Xiaofeng completely unbearable.
As for the bra advertisements, stockings advertisements, and wig advertisements in the back, Xiaofeng is even more painful, are these things next to him? Xiaofeng sent all these advertising invitations back, he is such a disciplined person, it is impossible for me to sell temperance at this price, Xiaofeng told Lin Junxi that this kind of advertising is not the highest salary in the future, so there is no need to take it, although no one will be disgusted with more money, but his own festival is not so cheap.
Xiaofeng's addition made the preparation of Yoon Eun-hye's new drama go smoothly, this is not because Xiaofeng is lucky, Yoon Eun-hye, who is not short of money, just let the TV series be shelved for so long because he couldn't find a suitable actor, and now that this problem has been solved, it will naturally go smoothly, and after going through so much, Yoon Eun-hye has also put down his body and lowered his requirements, he should ask for people and should use relationships, and if the leading actor can't find a well-known actor, he will change to a newcomer with potential and ability, when Xiaofeng sees the list of actors, he can't wait to strangle Yoon Eun-hye to death, a series of cameo lists include N artists, and in terms of actors, Son Ye-jin and Kong Yoo are on the list, and singers are even more group-based, the funny artist is a combination of Yoo Jae-seok and Kim Jong Kook, RM and Wu Zhuo as the main body, this Nima is a wonderful TV series that concentrates N many artists, and the cameo is more famous than the starring role. (To be continued......)