Chapter 8: Fakes
"Don't dare, don't dare! Heavenly Court has a warning of clean government, you can't eat casually, and everyone will be colleagues and friends in the future, you still need to take care of us a lot, we still have to work, please hurry up, get the merit points early, climb the ladder early, we go!"
Hu Fei and the others hurriedly had a polite look with Wang Yao, and then, Wang Yao only felt a flower in front of him, and the two immortals flew into the dark, but they didn't know where they went.
Looking at this scene, Wang Yao was also envious in his heart, and he secretly warned himself that he must work hard, make progress as soon as possible, and reach the peak of life as soon as possible!
Picking up the paper bag on the ground, Wang Yao's heart moved, "Click, click, ......", and the sound of typing came.
"Heavenly Court Jade Liquor, two bottles of 10,000-year-old wine, one for the Jade Emperor Palace, are you sure that the sixty-fifty discount will be recovered by the Chaoxian Card?"
Wang Yao secretly shouted "sure" in his heart, he can drink a little wine and smoke some cigarettes, but he is not addicted, but this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that he has no money now, and the money left by the dead ghost father is running out.
A salary of 400 yuan is simply not worth looking forward to, and he has to prepare for next month's living expenses.
"The host confirmed that Chaoxian Card had recovered two bottles of Heavenly Court Jade Liquor for 10,000 years of aging, and a cigarette from the Jade Emperor Palace...... Attention! Counterfeit goods found! Counterfeit goods found!"
The typewriter was typing there well, but it suddenly screamed, almost scaring Wang Yao's heart attack.
"It was found that Wang Yao, a staff member of the Marriage Management Department of the Heavenly Court Office in the Human Realm, intended to use two bottles of counterfeit Heavenly Court Jade Liquor Ten Thousand Years of Age, and one counterfeit Jade Emperor Palace cigarette to enter the circulation channel using the Chaoxian card. ”
"One: Insist on recovering all counterfeit goods through Chaoxian Card, confiscate all counterfeit goods, and impose a fine of 5,000 Tianting coins on Wang Yao! Second: Wang Yao will take back the counterfeit goods, Chaoxian Card will not record this violation, please make a choice!"
"Two-two-two-two-two......!" Wang Yao hurriedly read in his heart, of course, he chose two, he didn't have to choose at all, although the fine was not much, only five hundred yuan, but of course he should not be punished!
He thought about it, the fine was actually a lot, and he earned 400 yuan a month, which was more than his monthly salary, and Heavenly Court was really a little ruthless!
Wang Yao didn't understand, the world before he crossed over, because the people's wisdom was opened early, everyone was proud of making and selling fakes, and even had fake money.
But he's crossed over all of this! How can he cross over this world by himself, and it's all a human thing, and it seems that this world is not easy to mix, and people who are not smart can't do it, so he still has to be careful, don't sell it to others.
No, my identity is wrong, I'm an immortal! Immortals can encounter fakes, is this a pit for Hu and Luan? No, Luan Chu shouldn't know the inside story, otherwise he wouldn't have reminded me to use the Chaoxian card to recycle these two things.
It seems that the bad is still the fat man surnamed Hu, and the thief eyebrows let me keep it for myself, and I felt that there was something wrong when I saw his appearance, and it is said that the family surnamed Hu is very harmonious?
Wang Yao sneered twice, touched his chin, picked up the paper bag and walked upstairs. He walked to the edge of the building but couldn't help scratching his head, it seemed that he still hadn't fully adapted to the change in identity, and had been worrying about how to live?
Labor and management are immortals! No need to sleep, no need to eat, why is this special need for money and hair?
As soon as he thought of this, Wang Yao only felt that his brain was "booming," and he suddenly felt refreshed, yes! As long as the labor and management are upgraded, what else do they have to go home? Watch a small movie? It's too low-level! From now on, the labor and management will say goodbye to the decadent and degenerate life of the past!
He was alone at the entrance of the stairs, when he felt a "whoosh" wind around him, and a fat aunt rushed up the stairs in the blink of an eye.
Looking at the back of the aunt, Wang Yao was a little stunned, he had traveled over for a week, and it was the first time he had seen this person, and he could be sure that she was definitely not a resident of this corridor......
Moreover, this aunt should have kung fu, extremely fast, and went up in a blink of an eye, Wang Yao didn't have time to look through her identity information, just when he was suspicious, the upstairs was already howling.
"The one surnamed Yin is not here? I'm going to die! You come out for me! Did you hear it? Master Zu! You still recognize me as a disciple, so open the door quickly! Master Zu! If you don't do anything unsightly in the room, open the ......door quickly, open the door quickly!"
With the aunt's shrill howl as if grinding hastily on sandpaper, it was the sound of "crackling ......" knocking on the door, and in just a while, more than a dozen windows were opened in the surrounding people's houses, and there was a lively look early in the morning, it was a good weather.
If he hadn't seen Zhen Huai's identity information last night, Wang Yao would definitely have been in the dark, but he has now determined that the fat aunt must have knocked on Zhen Huai's door.
This aunt knew Zhen Huai's real surname, and mentioned that she was Zhen Huai's apprentice grandson, and said something unsightly, I remember seeing Zhen Huai last night as if she was a person from the Quanzhen Sect?...... I'll go, it's so informative! No, I'll have to go upstairs and have a look.
Wang Yao put the counterfeit cigarettes and alcohol into the interface board with the paper bag, and ran upstairs in three steps and two steps.
The other two sentences of the fat aunt still need to be verified, but the third sentence is definitely to the point, he only pulled the red line for Zhen Huai and Huang Li last night, Zhen Huai is doing that unsightly thing in the room.
The responsibility for this matter lies entirely with Wang Yao, and he has to go up to block it for Zhen Huai. But when he panted and ran to Zhen Huai's door, Zhen Huai's door had already opened, and he saw him standing in front of the door with a cold face, and Huang Li was also angry at the fat aunt at his feet.
That's right, someone messed up a good thing early in the morning, not to mention people, animals have to be in a hurry!
"Master Zu, you have to make the decision for me! The rabbit cub surnamed Wei has gone to find a woman again, you have been old all your life, and this kind of man you hate the most, you have to take out this evil breath for your apprentice grandson......!"
The fat aunt changed her arrogance when she knocked on the door just now, and wiped her tears at Zhen Huai with an aggrieved face.
"Chen Ke, the owner of the chain hotel Lekoufu, was once the crown of the Quanzhen Sect, because she met the love of her life, Wei Dafa, and married a vulgar person. Personality: impatient, nagging, easy to compare. Hobbies: Spending money, losing weight, food. Dream: Wei Dafa loves her forever. ”
"Chen Ke, you have left the sect, where are you still my apprentice? I told you a long time ago, Wei Dafa looks at people with strange eyes, eyebrows are full of peach blossoms, he is simply an abusive person, you don't listen to me, you insist on going your own way, the matter has come to this point, what are you still coming to me for?" Zhen Huai said coldly.
"I know, I know...... But...... Wei Dafa messed with the relationship between men and women, and let him go like this? He ran to the vixen's house, blocked the door for the vixen's husband, and was hanging outside the 25th floor, and the vixen's husband told me to collect the body, and you said I didn't care?"
Chen Ke howled and cried as he spoke, as soon as he heard this, Zhen Huai and Wang Yao's expressions became solemn, it doesn't matter if you catch a rape, if you catch a rape and kill someone, then it's a big problem.
"I'll go and see with you. Zhen Huai nodded, and then turned his head to look at Wang Yao. "I went to bed so late last night, and I got up so early today? I'll get you some eggs, you fry and eat them, and sleep again, young man, sleep is very important. As he spoke, he turned around and went to the house to get the eggs.
"No, no, no, it's important to save people, I'll go and see with you. Wang Yao shook his head again and again, he is an immortal now, where do you need to eat eggs and sleep, it is serious to save people quickly.
"This kind of mess, what is the little guy going to do?" Zhen Huai's eyes widened.
"This kind of thing is noisy, it's better to have more people...... Wang Yao saw that Zhen Huai was about to get up again, so he had an idea and hurriedly persuaded.
When Zhen Huai heard it, he felt that what Wang Yao said made some sense, and he didn't teach him a lesson at the moment.
"Since you insist on going, pay attention to avoid when you see danger, don't be busy and don't help, but help instead!" Zhen Huai brought the door as he spoke, and Huang Li followed him, wagging his tail and chasing him out.
"You still have children at home, so don't go. Zhen Huai squatted down and patted Huang Li's head lovingly.
"Woo woo, be careful, damn, my heart hasn't been lowered since this fat woman knocked on the door. Huang Li muttered and circled around Zhen Huai's legs, but Wang Yao only pretended not to hear.
"Go back quickly, come up in a hurry in the morning, the door is not closed yet, don't ask someone to take your child away." Zhen Huai saw that Huang Li was reluctant to leave, and continued to patiently touch the dog's head there to persuade.
Listening to Zhen Huai's words, Wang Yao's heart was relaxed, it seems that Huang Li's dream is really to be a good mother, and under the mutual affection, he still knows that the child is the most important, and he didn't talk to Zhen Huai at night, but fortunately, he still has a chance to remedy it.
Zhen Huai Huang Li and the two chickens and ducks talked together, and after inking there for a long time, Wang Yao found that Chen Ke was standing on the side, but he was not in a hurry or panic, and he secretly wondered in his heart, there are times when this system is not accurate? Isn't she impatient? Why can't she see it at all?
"Master Zu, if you don't leave, I'm going to stew dog meat hot pot tonight......" Wang Yao was thinking so, but unexpectedly, Chen Ke suddenly said softly and slowly.
"When did you develop this bad habit!" Zhen Huai suddenly stood up. "How can you eat...... How can you eat them? They are so cute...... So gentle......" Zhen Huai said, his eyes were red.
"Go home, go home, don't go home, be careful I take your little cub away. Wang Yao saw that Chen Ke was silent, and he actually moved to kill, and immediately hurried to drive away Huang Li, who had been tired of refusing to go, but he didn't expect that as soon as he spoke, Huang Li's eyes immediately widened.
"You dare! steal my child, the old lady will bite you to death!" As he spoke, Huang Li turned around, trotted downstairs, and made Wang Yao scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, standing there until he was dizzy, it turned out that not only could he understand Huang Li's words, but Huang Li could actually understand his own words?
This...... Labor and management are immortals, shouldn't I be the only one who understands Huang Li's words, how can Huang Li also understand my words? Could it be that Huang Li is also an immortal? Phew! How is it possible? How can an immortal still be a beast? An immortal animal is almost the same!
Thinking like this, Wang Yao suddenly remembered that this yellow bird was raised by the immortal Xi with a big mouth, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with saying that it was an immortal animal, but ...... I can see the identity information of Huang Li, but it has a litter of puppies with Wangcai, where is there still a little bit of fairy animal style?
He was thinking about it there and couldn't figure it out, only to see that Zhen Huai had already "pedaled" downstairs with Chen Ke, Wang Yao had to put these questions aside and hurried with the two.
"Where was Wei Dafa arrested?" When he arrived downstairs, Zhen Huai looked left and right, turned his head and asked Chen Ke.
"In ...... At Waterloo House!" Chen Ke replied. Nowadays, the Huadu living community likes to hang a foreign name to highlight the foreign temperament, but there are too many of them, and the developers are also blind, just trying to have a foreign flavor, and no one has to study the specific meaning.
After listening to what Chen Ke said, Zhen Huai nodded, and saw him holding Chen Ke's waist with one hand and touching Wang Yao's waist with the other.
Wang Yao only felt that Zhen Huai's big hand was like a strong dead branch, poking it his waist, and then, Wang Yao's entire body rose into the air, the wind suddenly rose in his ears, and the objects in front of him changed rapidly in an instant.
It stands to reason that after Wang Yao became an immortal, he should be much more powerful than mortal Zhen Huai, but how can he still be similar to a mortal now?
This is really because Wang Yao became an immortal, it is just a leap in the essence of life, when it comes to practical means and physique, Wang Yao has not learned a little immortal method, where can he compare to Zhen Huai, who has practiced all his life of martial arts in the Quanzhen Sect, so there is this kind of scene where an immortal carries a mortal on the road.
After about three or five minutes of flying through the clouds and fog, Wang Yao suddenly felt that his feet were on the ground, and the hard poke behind his waist was gone, he blinked his eyes, and only then did he see clearly that the people around him were full of people, and everyone jumped forward one by one with excitement on their faces.
I saw that not far ahead, there were two mighty stone lions on the left and one on the right in the crowd, and the flow of people was surging forward along the road on both sides of the stone lions, and there were a few guys in security uniforms shouting loudly in front of them, and they were very busy.
The people who passed by the security guards hurriedly ran inside, but most of them were still stranded in front of the security guards, crowded one by one, and looked forward on tiptoe.
Wang Yao looked up and saw a wide wrought iron plaque hanging above the head of the security guard, with five big characters on the plaque "Waterloo Haoting".
There is also a sign with black letters on a white background erected below the plaque.
"Thrilling cheating! A living person hangs a 25-story building! Will he die? 5 yuan a person, first come, first served, take advantage of the terrain, make sure you see it clearly!"
The words are written the size of a fist, especially the dead word and the question mark, and they are especially bold with a red pen, which looks shocking, Wang Yao couldn't help but touch his pocket, he didn't have a penny, and he didn't know if he could get in.