Chapter 139: The Red Envelope Limit
The pretending brother-in-law did not answer their questions directly, but said with a smile that was not asked, "You really think that these red envelopes are given for free, this is a deposit, clothing fee and training fee, and it will be deducted from your salary in the future!"
"Ah......h 6 words in a row, not to mention how funny and spectacular the scene was, all the little beauties were shocked by Brother-in-law Zhuang's jokes, and they subconsciously opened their mouths wide and couldn't recover for a long time, as if time had stood still at that moment.
Even the heroine who has been sitting firmly in Diaoyutai was shocked by this sudden out-of-tune, she thought that Brother-in-law Zhuang was pretending to be forced, playing cool, hunting for beauty, and throwing money to play, she thought that a few hints and blocks could make Brother-in-law Zhuang give up accepting these "digging walls", but I didn't expect that the cunning and hateful Zhuang Laose still showed his fox tail.
The five of them were stupid like puppets, not to mention how funny, Brother-in-law Zhuang was also childlike and tapped the plate with chopsticks, and reminded him in a timely manner, "Don't be stunned, hurry up and talk about your treatment and requirements." ”
The five little beauties woke up from a dream and asked in unison, "What the hell are you doing?
The 5 little beauties did not answer the new brother-in-law's question head-on, but began to doubt the identity of the new brother-in-law.
Finding that they finally reacted, Brother-in-law Zhuang replied with a smile and said, "You don't care what I do, just say what the guaranteed salary is, right?"
Brother-in-law Zhuang was afraid that they would make random demands, so he directly implemented the problem on the specific salary.
Sister Hui, who has always been sensitive and suspicious, saw that her new brother-in-law was so eager, and she also replied suspiciously, "You... You're not going to be an intermediary, are you?"
"Yes, yes, I know, you and Sister Na are the same, both are headhunters. ”
Sister Li, who has always summarized well, has also begun to use new terms.
"You don't care what company I am, just tell me about your salary requirements. ”
When several little beauties heard that their new brother-in-law was coming, they all replied in unison, "We... Our wages are not high, and there are only a few... A few thousand dollars. ”
It was difficult for several of them to reach an agreement in an instant, so they wisely used a "fuzzy few" instead.
The wild girl reacted even more, skipped the topic directly, and began to turn against the guest, "You just said how much money you can give, right?"
It seems that she is most concerned about how much money her new brother-in-law can pay to buy them.
The new brother-in-law did not answer the wild girl's rhetorical question directly, but glanced at them unhurriedly and said with a smile, "How many are thousands, there must be a number." ”
"Thousands ??!!......"
Little beauties, look at me, I look at you, I can't wait to use all the tone symbols to guess dumb riddles.
"Three... Three or four thousand, right?"
It's still the beautiful sister who honestly takes the lead and can't hold her breath.
"Five... Five or six thousand, right?" Sister Hui was more sensitive and began to increase her weight.
"All you said was before, and now it's eight or nine thousand. ”
In the end, Sister Li was more ruthless and shouted directly to the top.
"Okay, then wholeheartedly, I'll give you a monthly salary of 10,000. ”
The new brother-in-law is even more of a scene.
......
"Yo, it's a big breath, it's more than us. ”
"Didn't you say that you received red envelopes? How did it become a job fair?"
As soon as the "Wan" on the new brother-in-law's side fell, he was interrupted by the sarcasm of the two women who only heard his voice and did not see him.
Everyone subconsciously followed the sound and looked at the door, good guys, where is this as simple as two women, it is 4, no, it is 6, more precisely, it is a combination of 6 people, four women and two men.
There was a new guest coming, and Hu Xiaoni hurriedly got up and greeted warmly.
When the wild girl saw that so many people had come again, she couldn't sit down, and she was also quick to help Hu's father and mother add stools and tableware.
Hu Xiaoni finally arranged their seats, and before she could introduce them to each other, she heard the always active Bao inquiring about the Hui girl and began to shout volunteerly, "Everyone, everyone... Bit, these 4 beauties are the working queens of our village, these two handsome guys are... Yes..."
Who knew that before she could finish her stammering opening remarks, she was rudely interrupted by an eldest sister led by her, "The introduction is exempt, aren't you arguing in the group that someone is giving out red envelopes and sending big bags?"
"That's right, Sister Hui, don't you say that people are stupid and have a lot of money, and Bao came quickly, we are here, what about Bao?"
The second sister also began to echo.
The visitor was not good, and Hu Xiaoni also interrupted with a smile on her face and said, "Sister Hu Qi, Second Sister Hu Nan, Third Sister Hu Mei, Fourth Sister Hu Qing, are you drinking tea or drinks?"
It doesn't matter if Hu Xiaoni shouts like this, the names and orders of several people have been introduced.
"What kind of drink? We're going to drink, you shouldn't be reluctant, right?"
Sister Mei, who is ranked third, began to joke.
"What kind of wine are you drinking? Don't interrupt, we're here to ask for red envelopes, I heard that your new son-in-law is a big money, and we can't let him go easily this time..."
Sister Qing, who was at the end of the line, was so excited that she even told the truth, and as soon as her words fell, everyone laughed understandingly, and now it was okay, and the once-tense atmosphere suddenly relaxed.
It turned out that they heard that Hu Xiaoni's new son-in-law had just come to the door and was a big sum, in order to tease, tease and blackmail the new brother-in-law's money better and smoother, so they deliberately blackened their faces from the moment they entered the door, the purpose was to give the new brother-in-law an out-and-out dismount, who knew that the performance was still messed up by the unsettled Sister Qing at the last moment, so everyone was relieved and happy.
Seeing that several sisters were not here to find trouble, but to find the "bag", the wild girl was also gloating, "Cut, you're late, the red envelope has been distributed." ”
After speaking, he deliberately winked at his new brother-in-law, and added intentionally or unintentionally, "Isn't that right?
found the wild girl's drama and hints, and the pretending brother-in-law also smiled very tacitly and said, "Yes, yes, yes, the red envelope is over, you can wait for next year." ”
Several big beauties saw that this new son-in-law was really difficult to deal with, it was not that anyone was stupid and rich, and they were also dissatisfied, "Don't you say that there are all beautiful women?
"Yes, who doesn't the sun strike? Aren't we pretty?"
"I think it's reluctant, what kind of big money? It must be a fake. ”
"It's not like a fake, it's definitely out of money. ”
"Hahaha,"
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It seems that these sisters-in-law who are working queens are not so easy to mess with and fool, they are much more difficult than the little sisters-in-law who came just now, no wonder they started to put pressure as soon as they came up, it turned out that they had discussed it in advance, so it can be seen that their IQ is not covered.
They used the method of agitation, and the boss of the village, who temporarily became the new brother-in-law, was about to punish their arrogance, but before he could make a move, he found that the two handsome guys sitting next to him couldn't wait to pick up, "My queen sisters, what do you want red envelopes?
"Yes, yes, everyone. After saying that, the two handsome guys gave each old girl a top 200 yuan bag, and duly matched it with the title of "Top Love".
Several little beauties happily led the big bag, and at the same time couldn't stop laughing at their desei, "Hahaha, what kind of top-level love? It's really funny, the starting price of our red envelopes just now is 888." ”
"No, it's a few eight, anyway, each red envelope has a different meaning. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, I have 88 love, which is much stronger than any of your love freezes. ”
Sister Qin still felt that her red envelope was the most ambiguous and appropriate, and she couldn't stop showing off.
"Isn't it? Sister Qin said that we all have it. ”
Sister Li, who has always been ruthless in summing up, also began to speak at the bottom.
"Huh?"
The 4 big beautiful sisters were shocked.
"What?"
The two handsome guys also began to be blindfolded, and now it's okay, the red envelope storm that has just passed for a long time has been staged again.
The two handsome guys looked at me with disdain, I looked at you, and subconsciously said to themselves, "How is this possible? 200 per person, isn't this the upper limit of sending red envelopes?" How can it be possible to send 888?"
The two handsome guys muttered to each other, not knowing if they were talking about the upper limit of the red envelope or the limit of their wallets.
It seems that there are not a lot of bullets on the bank cards of the two brothers, but this pitiful money is specially prepared by them for the end of the year.
It turned out that the two of them heard that the wild girl and Hu Xiangskirt had returned to their hometown for the holiday, so they specially prepared enough red envelopes to come to perform.
This older cool brother is called Hu Li, a follower of Hu Xiangskirt, he heard that Hu Xiangskirt found a rich old husband, who came to stir up the situation; this slightly weaker "thinner" is called Hu Man, who is a die-hard fan of Wild Girl, I heard that Wild Girl just kicked her son-in-law, and she also came to be a substitute.
They made an appointment on WeChat to come over to find fault and join in the fun, and happened to meet the four queens who came to make fun at the door, which led to the scene of the unkind comer at the beginning.
Seeing that the two of them looked absent-minded, several little beauties also shouted in shock, "What? is still the upper limit? Hahaha, don't tease the two of you, our upper limit just now is 8888!"
"Huh!?"
"Huh?!"
Two waves of exclamations, one before and one after.
As soon as they heard that the upper limit of the red envelope cap was not 888 but the appalling, terrifying, and compelling 8888, they suddenly lost their fighting spirit like a deflated ball.
My good man, where is this red envelope, this is a TMD explosive/medicine bag, a big piece of bombing, fortunately I pretended to be stupid and fooled, otherwise I don't know how I was blown up.
The two of their sad foil brothers were also secretly glad in their hearts, and they didn't dare to be casual anymore.