Chapter 60: A Perfect Match

"What are you talking about? You yourself are a fake monk at all, you can say you want to eat if you want to eat, you are not an outsider here, what are you talking about?" Wang Yao rebuked angrily.

"Hey, you can't say that!" Hua Camel saw that Wang Yao lowered his face, and he closed his mouth in obscurity, looking pitiful, and hurriedly glanced at Wang Yao.

"I think what you kid said is quite reasonable, what monks don't eat meat, that's the old yellow calendar, we are now a new era, there should be a new atmosphere, what is a new atmosphere?

Hua Camel spoke, smiling at Obscurity.

"Don't listen to your father, he was a little idle in the morning and was in a bad mood......"

"Daddy, who made you angry? The kid is going to beat him!"

"You eat your food well, and you have to take care of everything!" Wang Yao glanced at him.

"He's really a good boy with filial piety. Hua Camel smiled.

"Hua Stocks, you also come to laugh at me......" Wang Yao frowned and looked at Hua Huo.

"Why am I laughing at you? Look at how filial you are, you earn some money in the morning, and you are anxious to invite you to dinner at noon, if I have a child like you, I will wake up laughing when I go to bed early. Hua Camel's face was straight and he looked at Wang Yao.

"You...... Do you really think he's my child?" Wang Yao was stunned.

"What's so strange? He called you Daddy, but he didn't call me Daddy, who is not your child?" Hua Tuo blinked and looked at Wang Yao.

"Daddy, hurry up and try it, this fish head stewed tofu is very fresh!" while obscurity, he sandwiched a big fish head and sent it to Wang Yao's bowl.

"Eat fish head, someone asks", this kid is still holding back to eat me, labor and management eat you first, Wang Yao muttered in his heart, and no longer held it, threw off his arms and Hua Camel to eat a nonsense sea, looked at the obscurity in shock, and quickly added a few more dishes in a row.

The three of them were eating vigorously, and someone got into the box, holding a glass of wine to pay homage to the master, Wang Yao was about to expose the true face of the fake monk, but after thinking about it, he still planned to resign and cheat with the obscurity, this is all customers, it is a wallet!

So he and Hua Camel closed their mouths on the side, and only cared about eating and drinking. Seeing Wang Yao pretending to be deaf and dumb, Na Hao Shuo immediately felt a lot more comfortable, and a group of people who came to toast haha, saying a lot of auspicious words about the blessing of the Buddha and peace and smoothness, and finally sent away a wave of people who came in one after another.

In the meantime, there is a large amount of money, very much want to donate a lot of money, but there are a lot of ideas, and I want people to see his name as soon as they arrive at the Lingguang Temple, and I hope that every time the monks of the temple chant the scriptures, they can pray for him and ask for blessings, and they can see some immediate results as soon as they donate money.

Wang Yao became impatient when he heard this, where is this special donation to build a temple, this is simply buying insurance and seeking to be famous, Bodhisattvas are so easy to speak, what do you need insurance companies, reality shows, and Internet Vs to do in this world? Isn't it okay to go to the temple to burn incense one by one?

That obscurity is not in a hurry at all, listened carefully to the requirements of the big money, and also thought of many very constructive ways, such as Lingguang Temple can build a memorial arch in front of it, and then the name of the big money is like a drop, engraved a little below the front of the archway......

In this way, as long as people look at the archway, they can immediately see the name of this big money, and they also promised to engrave even the address of the big money, and there are many people with the same name in the human world, so it is unlikely to be mistaken.

If it weren't for the door number, phone number, ID number, etc., it would not be safe to engrave it, I'm afraid that Hakushuo would have got it for him.

It is simpler to pray and ask for blessings, just make a small tablet under the Bodhisattva enshrined in the temple, so that not only the monks in the temple are praying and asking for blessings for him every day, but those who come to worship the Bodhisattva, aren't they all praying for him and asking for blessings?

As for the last one, Hao Shuo frowned and thought about it, patted his bald head, this is also simple, after the Lingguang Temple is built, if you encounter trouble in the future, even if you come to live in the temple, the trouble is not solved and you don't leave, the temple cares about you eating and drinking, and you will leave when everything goes well.

It's best to have two enemies or something, and the temple also guarantees to resolve it for you, and you can't resolve it, living in the temple is, Lingguang Temple eats and drinks, and every day by the Buddha's teachings, the stone has to melt, not to mention the human heart?

The big money was stunned when he heard it, and asked Hao Shuo to give him the account, he wanted to pay to Hao Shuo, he had to speak more than one million, without one million, he would be embarrassed to see the master again in the future.

Where is there any account, I had to leave the contact information of the large amount, only to say such a large donation, the donor still has to think more, wait for three days, the poor monk will give you the account number, if you still donate wholeheartedly, it is true to the Buddha, the Buddha is naturally blessed.

The large amount of money left the box with a thousand thanks, only to feel that this monk is really a master, other monks heard about the millions of donations, and their eyes are not all green, only this one, and asked him to go back and think about it, not in a hurry at all, it is really the demeanor of a Buddhist monk.

Watching the big money leave, the three people in the box couldn't sit still.

"It's still a fart, hurry up and go to the bank to open an account!" Hua Camel shouted first.

"This ...... How to open an account, I ...... I haven't done it?"

"You...... You don't have a bank account, and more than 60,000 yuan in the morning are all cash?" Wang Yao was also surprised, more than 60,000 cash, the pile is not small, where is this obscure hidden?

"Yes......" Hao Shuo uncovered the monk's robe, only to see a cloth bag tied to his stomach close to his body, bulging out, Hao Shuo tore open the mouth of the bag, and there was a stack of tickets inside. "This is what you used to teach, Daddy. Hao Shuo said to Wang Yao.

Wang Yao's face changed when he saw so much money at once.

"Don't worry, put the money away first, and go directly to the bank counter to open an account in a while, bring your ID card, right? You can do whatever the bank tells you to do, understand?" Wang Yao said to Hao Shuo, "Then you keep the money in the bank, and you only need to keep a thousand or eight hundred with you, which is enough." ”

Obscure listened and nodded repeatedly.

Where can the three of them still eat, and there the regret line is too long, and they actually told him to think about it for three days, and after three days, the big money regrets it, what should I do? In the end, he was still obscure and calm, shook his head and said it was okay.

"Buddhism only says that there is a fate, if he has a fate with the Buddha, even if he gives him ten days, he will still call the money at that time, if he has no relationship with the Buddha, even if he gives him an account now, when he sends money, it is estimated that something will happen. ”

Wang Yao glanced at this kid, and said in his heart, why are you a fake monk, this is too deep in the play, right? But it has come to this point, and it is useless to regret it, so I can only comfort myself like this.

Seeing that the afternoon meeting time was approaching, Hua Tuo and Wang Yao went to the meeting, and Hao Shuo went out of the hotel, inquired about the bank, and opened an account.

Seeing this obscurity is like being chased by money, he made a fortune without paying attention, and how comfortable this obscurity is, if he wants to be a monk, he is a monk, he doesn't want to be, his father and mother can recognize it, and he can eat prawns casually, which is like himself, and if something happens, he will be criticized and deducted merit.

When he walked into the conference room, Wang Yao's determination to resign was already extremely firm, why don't you serve the labor-management, count you ruthless, the labor-management resignation will not work, okay?

In the afternoon, Hu Fei continued to read the rules and regulations of the Heavenly Court's foreign affairs, immortals entered the foreign world, and the code of conduct for contact with ordinary foreigners had not yet been read, and Wang Yao had already written his resignation report.

As soon as the meeting ended, it was planned to be handed over to Lu Xian immediately, and finally ...... Finally, throw him a big white eye!

Forehead...... Wang Yao's heart moved, he had suffered such a big loss at the hands of this surnamed Lu, could he just let Lu Xian go, no! Absolutely not! It's so annoying, where can a white eye solve it......

He was thinking about how to deal with Lu Xian in his heart, but when he saw that Wei Cai came in to mix boiling water again, he looked at Wei Cai, and Huo Ran's mind lit up, then Lu Xian is not the husband of this lion roaring beast Wei Cai? Lu Xian is now at least above the realm of transforming into a god, where is the ability to resist attacks comparable to mortals?

To be honest, Wang Yao had been contradictory before, and he was really a little unbearable to take a mortal husband to this lion roaring beast, but now that he thinks about it, this Lu Xiantai is very suitable, this is simply the best example for immortals to serve mortals!

This Lu Xian looks handsome, has a great body, looks annoying but also has a little bit of pitiful, and is simply an excellent candidate for abuse.

Moreover, immortals, physiologically and psychologically are many times healthier than ordinary mortals, and they can completely withstand the toss of the lion roaring beast!

The more Wang Yao thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Lu Xian and Na Wei Cailang were incomparably good-looking.

In the end, he felt that this was not revenge, and he only felt that except for Lu Xian, there was no suitable candidate for the Lion Roar Beast among the people he knew. Who else is higher than Lu Xian's realm? Even if there is, Wang Yao doesn't know it, so it's still Lu Xian who is the most suitable!

In fact, Lu Xian only had to withstand the abuse of the lion's roaring beast...... As an immortal with successful cultivation, isn't there no doubt that he, Lu Xian, can withstand the abuse of a lion roaring beast?

Where is this revenge, this is clearly a big gift to Lu Xian, Caixia didn't also say, same-sex ties are self-defense and counterattack, Lu Xian and Wei Cai, that's the opposite sex! When Wei Cai's natural transformation is completed, who dares to say that Lu Xian and Wei Cai are not a pair of fairy couples?

There is no need for special thanks, just let me resign as soon as possible, Wang Yao was excited, turned over and took out the interface board, and first clicked on Lu Xian.

"Article 125, when entering the foreign world and encountering provocations by ordinary foreigners, you must leave the scene as soon as possible, ask for help from the relevant institutions of the human world stationed in the foreign world, and never fight back without authorization......

"If an ordinary foreigner in the foreign world is killed or injured due to an unauthorized counterattack, in addition to accepting the relevant laws and regulations of the foreign world, the heavenly court will also impose a minimum of 100 years in prison and a maximum punishment of Sendai on the immortals involved, depending on the circumstances. ”

"The first rule of conduct for entering the foreign world and interacting with foreign gods, Article 1: When immortals enter the foreign world, they should fully respect the laws and regulations of the foreign world and the customs and human feelings of all parts of the foreign world, and at the same time, they should also conscientiously abide by the local laws and regulations and ...... formulated by the foreign gods in various parts of the foreign world."

"Click......

"Note: The host tried to implicate the marriage between the immortal Lu Dongbin and the mortal Wei Cai, and continued to coincide, gaining 3.5 merit points, giving up, and losing 350 spiritual power. ”

"Huh, how can you give so much merit to this marriage?" Wang Yao looked at the system prompt, and was a little confused, could it be that the system also thought that it was a good idea to lead Lu Xian to the Lion Roar Beast?

But why don't you reward 2 points, 3 points, but 2.5 points? Wang Yao couldn't understand the truth for a while. Na Weicai had already finished mixing the water on the rostrum, and walked towards the rostrum.

And Lu Xian was looking down at the report, shaking rhythmically with Hu Fei's reading aloud.

Wang Yao knows that the occurrence of coincidences has a great relationship with changes in the external environment, for example, Wei Cai is on the rostrum, standing next to Lu Xian, maybe one coincidence will be over, but when Wei Cai leaves Lu Xian's side, maybe there will be two coincidences.

Once Wei Cai stepped off the rostrum, it was impossible to say that it might take three coincidences, although Wang Yao knew that within this small range, his ability to create three coincidences was absolutely enough, but he was still a little nervous, after all, the system was always an afterthought, and he would not be reminded in advance.

"Coincidence!" Wang Yao gently broke off in his heart.

As Wang Yao drank lightly in his heart, a breeze quietly blew in the conference room, and he saw Lu Xian, who was in the middle of the rostrum, picked up the teacup in his hand, took a sip lightly, and put the teacup down casually.

Wei Cai, who was bypassing the last row of the rostrum and walking towards the bottom of the rostrum, saw this scene, hesitated slightly, but still turned around and walked towards the first row of the rostrum.

At this time, Lu Xian also noticed Wei Cai's actions, his eyebrows furrowed slightly, and just as he was about to speak, Wei Cai had already come behind Lu Xian, reached out and moved Lu Xian's teacup to the table, pulled out the cork, raised the water bottle, and prepared to mix Lu Xian's teacup with water.

“...... No, you put the water bottle in the conference room, and we ...... it ourselves" Lu Xian knew that when Hu Fei read out the rules and regulations of the Heavenly Court's foreign affairs, he had read it for a long time, and he had not avoided words such as immortals, heavenly court, and foreign gods, and he was listened to by this mortal woman, I was afraid that it would cause bad conjectures.

He wanted to tell the waiter to leave the water bottle and leave the conference room, but he subconsciously wanted to take the teacup back to its place, he had just taken a sip, and there was more tea left in the teacup.

Unexpectedly, the boiling water of the water bottle in Wei Cai's hand had been poured down, Lu Xian's hand just pinched the teacup and moved, and some boiling water splashed on his hand, Lu Xian is an immortal, of course he is not afraid of this boiling water, but he was worried that Wei Cai would see the clue, so he quickly put down the teacup as if he was in pain.