711 Team Building
Test, please refresh, welcome to join this friend group, knock on the door please enter 1, consult please enter 2...... The fat gentleman closed his mouth and stopped talking, his face was very dark, and he looked at Fei Civic with a very clear "Boy, I remember you!"
Fei Civic didn't flinch this time, but instead straightened his chest and pointed to his badge to Mr. Fat.
Zheng Wenwen whispered to Gu Hanhan: "This rabbit is quite handsome!"
Gu Hanhan couldn't help but roll his eyes: "No matter how handsome you are, can't you wait for a while?"
The five righteous words of the security guard said: "No matter what kind of big man you are, it's useless here! What you are stepping on is the land of the home planet of all mankind." The sky above you is the atmosphere of a reservation on Earth protected by the Galactic Alliance's Convention on the Environment and Species of Human Origins. It is the capital of freedom and democracy, and the rights of citizens are sacrosanct. Remember, all people are equal before the law. β
Gu Hanhan applauded: "So handsome, big brother security, you said so good!"
The fifth security guard was praised and blushed a little, turned sideways to Gu Hanhan, and was a little no: "That...... I used to be a police officer at the police station, and we have a rule that I will memorize this paragraph when I encounter a foreign-related case......"
"That's pretty handsome......" Gu Hanhan said.
Handsome fart!, the fat gentleman thought to himself.
Now, Mr. Fat is disgusted by the "Galactic Alliance Convention on the Protection of the Environment and Species of Human Origins" and the "equality before the law". If this was in his hometown, how could such a thing happen? Not to mention being pointed at gunpoint by a group of security guards, the two girls would not dare to accuse him!
Therefore, it is better to say that it is still an authoritarian society, and a democratic society is too fond of unjust, false and wrongful cases! Mr. Fat sighed in his heart.
At this time, for the first time, Mr. Fat envied his daughter Frannie's former fiancΓ©, who could deal with a space fleet with his bare hands, and whose body burst faster than sub-light speeds in an instant, and how fast it was to deal with a few gun-wielding security guards - well, even if it was not appropriate to engage in armed conflict in the Earth reservation, it was easy to make things bigger. But it's always okay to run just by speed, and who knows who you are when the time comes?
Mr. Fat sighed deeply: The power comes out of the barrel of the gun, and the justice comes out of the fist, and the ancients don't deceive me!
Mr. Fat is really fantasizing that his missing ex-son-in-law can descend from the sky and save him from the stigma of "hooligan sexual harassment of earth girls", for the sake of the goddess Gaia.
However, the ideal is plump, and the reality is skinny. In reality, there are no heroes who save fat from the sky, only the security guards one, two, three, four, five hold the ridiculous weapons in their hands, and once again ask the two little witches of the earth - may the goddess Gaia send a lightning bolt to kill them - they ask them: "Do you want to call the police?"
Mr. Fat decided to make one last effort, and he decided to bow to reality. He said to the two girls, "Don't call the police, we can go private." β
Gu Hanhan smiled: "Ho, you still know 'private' as an alien?"
Seeing hope, Mr. Fat pleaded: "We can talk, yes, anything." β
"There's no need to talk about it, there's nothing 'private'!" Zheng Wenwen categorically poured a cold on Mr. Fat: "Call the police, immediately, immediately!" It seems that "the yellow-haired girl who wants no breasts and no ass and no ass" makes her resentment too deep.
One of the security guards called the police via a button. The police arrived soon after.
They certainly came quickly. "Harassing and abducting the girl of the earth", this is a great crime, as long as he is arrested, the district's target for this year will be completed. You know, it's hard to find an alien who dares to do this these days, and you can't find it with a lantern! So, the police uncles flocked to greet him, almost in the middle of the road, and the band picked up Mr. Fat with accompaniment. From pressing the alarm button to the fat uncle being taken away by electromagnetic handcuffs, it was useless for five minutes.
A middle-aged man in civilian clothes walks last with a young policeman who looks like an intern. The middle-aged plainclothes man briefly inquired about what happened, and the intern followed the middle-aged plainclothes man with a document board to make a record, and registered the contact information and home addresses of the two indigenous girls of the earth, Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen.
When the young policeman was making notes, the middle-aged plainclothes man instructed earnestly: "The two little girls must be careful in the future." Although the commercial tourism area is the middle layer of the earth's foreign-related area, but there is no space orbit without a dead end security system and the army is on standby 24 hours a day, it is unrealistic to expect strict censorship like the reserved area and the ecological zone, aliens can pay some money to enter, there are three religions and nine streams of everyone, special fish and dragons are mixed, there are many foreign-related cases, especially for little girls like you, do not enter the tourist area alone, it is best to be accompanied by parents. β
The two girls agreed with each other, and when they heard "it is best to be accompanied by parents, Gu Hanhan was a little unconvinced, and said, "We are all adults." β
"I know that you are all adults, and adults have to be careful! You children, even newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, you don't know that the rivers and lakes are sinister, and the universe is very big. The middle-aged plainclothes man shook his head as he spoke.
"Team Liaoβ" The young policeman who followed the middle-aged plainclothes man called him. The voice was not loud or small, just enough for him to hear clearly. β
"Okay, okay, don't talk more...... middle-aged plainclothes man who was called "Team Liao" waved his hand and said to the two girls: "All in all, pay attention to safety in foreign-related areas. Don't be afraid of trouble, be careful not to suffer. If there is any situation, you must report to the police in time, don't worry about misreporting, let alone trouble the police, our people's police's duty is to protect the people-"
Zheng Wenwen didn't hold back, and laughed - the people's police are for the people, this uncle is really funny when he speaks, like acting in a propaganda film.
"Don't laugh!" said the middle-aged plainclothes man seriously, "the area east of the square is my jurisdiction. There are hundreds of shops on three streets, and if any of the natives of the earth have an accident here, my bonus this month will be all gone-Xiao Xie, has the situation been recorded?"
The young policeman flipped through the record and said, "Remember." β
"Then let's call it up!"
"Yes. The young policeman agreed, handed the transcript to the two girls for them to verify and sign, and then tore off the side of the transcript and printed out a copy of the transcript with the big red official seal of the "Qianmen Street Police Station of the Xicheng Branch of the Public Security Bureau of the Yanjing City Hall of the Third District of Huaxia" and handed it to the two girls, and explained: "If necessary, in the near future, you may need to go to the bureau in person to testify." Don't worry, it's just the normal forensics procedure, and we'll call you when the time comes. β
The middle-aged plainclothes man shook hands with Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen respectively: "Liao Guoming, the third-level police inspector of the Qianmen Street Police Station, and Xie Jun, the trainee police officer." Then he nodded to Robert Chen, the manager of the restaurant next to him, and left with the young policeman.
The two girls sat back at the table and said that the fat gentleman who had been sent to the police station could eat a bully meal. In addition to the queen soup they ordered, the rabbit manager also gave them two extra dishes.
Waiting for the time to re-serve, Gu Hanhan picked up the business card at hand - probably Mr. Fat's business card, it was messy just now, and somehow it fell here. The business card is very delicately made, and the front and back are printed with extremely intricate and ornate patterns and letters.
"e-g-r,k-u-r-f-u-r-s-t," Gu Hanhan spelled with great difficulty, "Eugra, Ogra...... Wenwen, what do you mean by kurfurst?"
Where does Zheng Wenwen know, her cosmic lingua franca test is in single digits. So, Zheng Wenwen opened the "ring" and looked up the dictionary for a while, and said confusedly: "I don't know, it seems to be an ancient language, corresponding to the elector in the universal language of the universe, elector, yes, it is the voter." β
"Is that what you mean?"
Eighteen-year-old adults, who are not voters, is it necessary to write solemnly on business cards?
Gu Hanhan shook his head, flipped over the business card, and read it while spelling it out: "President of the International Association for the Study of Human Genetic Mutation Diseases and Abilities, Denker Holbach von Wittelsbach Crassus - this fat man's name is quite long, what kind of chairman of the genetic association is he, maybe we really sent a big man to the police station!"
Zheng Wenwen spread her hands indifferently: "Who knows, whatever! Besides, there are more civil organizations such as associations than stars in the galaxy, and the chairman and the like are nothing remarkable, right? Even if that fat man is really a great guy, we haven't wronged him!"
"That's it," Gu Hanhan agreed, "Even the uncle of the police said, 'If there is any situation, you must call the police in time, don't worry about misreporting, let alone trouble the police, our people's police's duty is to protect the people-'"
It didn't take long for the part-time worker of the energetic and inspirational teenagers to start serving them food. Gu Hanhan looked left and right: "Hey, why hasn't Anthony come back yet?, let's all have a fight with takeout for the second time." The fight doesn't show up, and the meal doesn't show up yet?"
"Nothing will happen!" Zheng Wenwen guessed, "Isn't he sick......?
"Why can you fall into the pit when you go to the toilet?"
However, having said that, when Zheng Wenwen said this, Gu Hanhan was still uneasy, and the old land was not at ease. The more she waited, the more anxious she became, and finally she simply stood up on the table, pulled her legs and ran to the bathroom.
"Miss, the women's restroom is over here. β
"Sister goes to the men's bathroom. β
The waiter outside the men's toilet saw Gu Hanhan rushing over, and hurriedly reminded loudly that there was no pressure on the men's toilet at all. Just kicked the door and broke in.
"Anthony!"
As soon as Gu Hanhan broke in, he saw Anthony standing in front of the mirror of the finishing table, looking intact, he was relieved, and then he was angry and said, "Hey, what's the matter with this guy? You want to camp in the toilet and you won't go out if you come in! Why is it so difficult to expect you? Are you a man, let my sister put you outside and fight you in the toilet." Do you want to wait for your sister to be bullied to death, so that you can regain your freedom?"