Chapter 39: Tricks

Fang Bei's purpose has been achieved, laughed, took off his mask, and said to himself: "A magic stick, two fake policemen, and one count of intentional wounding." I'm afraid it's enough for you to drink a pot. ”

"Do you really think of yourself as Spider-Man?" the third child spat out a mouthful of phlegm, rolled up his sleeves, and shouted in his heart: Fuck!

Don't flash the thick phlegm, treat others in the way of others, and spit out a mouthful. The third child's reaction was okay, and he dodged dangerously.

"cough, cough, cough, cough ......" The fortune teller sat on the ground and didn't have time to dodge away, and a mouthful of phlegm happened to be sent into Lao Mao's mouth, causing him to revolt for a while.

Including Fang Bei, the other three couldn't bear to look at it directly, feeling disgusted. The third and sixth sons are eager for revenge, and they outflank Fang left and right. Four punching bag-sized fists approached Fang Bei, Fang Bei spread his hands out, like golden snakes, flexibly bypassing the front, grabbing one of the arms of each of them.

Fang Bei grabbed it with his hands, and his feet did not stop at all, and he spun in place quickly. The third and sixth sons were pulled around by Fang Bei, and they wanted to break free, but they had no choice but not enough strength.

The three of them formed a large spinning top, which flew clockwise, and the old man on the side was dazzled. After a minute, Fang Bei stopped. As soon as their hands were loosened, the third child and the sixth son lost their support, foamed at the mouth, and fell to the ground one after another. They had long been dizzy and confused by Fang Bei. After all, Fang Bei's speed is too fast, and it would be strange if ordinary people could stand it.

"You ......" Before he finished speaking, he was lifted into the air like a chicken.

Fang Bei showed a sunny smile, a row of white teeth seemed to shine under the reflection of the street lamp, and the old man who had lost his front teeth was called envy, jealousy, and hatred. "Master, I'll teach you a trick today. The long-lost human flesh Hot Wheels on the rivers and lakes!"

Lao Mao was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and before he was stuffed into the trash can, he only left one word "Don't ......"

Don't bang and close the lid of the trash can tightly, and then kick it and the trash can falls to the ground. The old man was in the trash can, the stench was unbearable, and he felt like all the leftovers, soup and potions, and toilet paper were sticking to his body. Then, suddenly, he felt the trash can start rolling, and it was rolling faster and faster. Knock knock, ahhhhh The old man's head and body kept hitting the iron wall of the garbage can, and suddenly, a black street in S City resounded with the sound of hitting the wall and screaming.

Fang Bei felt cool and couldn't help but suspect that he was a little excessive, this fortune teller was really miserable. Fang Bei called the police, explained the situation, and then sat on his own Audi A6, turned the car audio to the loudest, and slipped away to hide his merit and fame.

Ding, Chu Yi received a transfer of 3,000 yuan and a message from Fang Bei, "That god stick will compensate you for your medical expenses, I hope you are well." Of course, this money is Fang Bei's own money, anyway, he earns millions a month, which is not bad money. This was done to comfort the two young couples.

......

"Husband, I bought a very sexy swimsuit!" Han Yuer happily unwrapped the courier that had just arrived.

When Fang Bei heard this, his eyes straightened. He didn't expect Han Yu'er to actually play with him to tempt, you know, generally speaking, don't take the initiative to provoke Han Yu'er. Passive temptation is almost always experienced in the two women Shen Rongrong and Dai Xixi.

Fang Bei smiled evilly and proposed: "Time is not waiting for me, it is better to act if you are moved." Daughter-in-law, let's go to the beach in the afternoon!"

Han Yu'er blinked the beautiful eyes on the right side and discharged at Fang Bei. Immediately made him tremble, full of anticipation. Half an hour later, the two of them were almost cleaned up and went downstairs together.

In the elevator, they bumped into Mr. Landlord. After a simple greeting, Mr. Landlord revealed his original intention and hid a knife in his smile: "Fang Bei, I kindly remind you that from next month, the rent in the neighborhood will increase by 30%. ”

Fang Bei and Han Yuer share a house, the two of them live in an apartment, and only pay one money, and the landlord has a lot of complaints about this matter. If Fang Bei hadn't given him a lot of rent last time, how could Fang Bei have lived until now. Although Fang Bei felt that the landlord was a little dark, he was now full of the glamorous picture of Han Yu'er wearing a bikini, and he was too lazy to talk to the landlord, so he said that he would pay the rent in full.

The landlord let the two go, and Fang Bei and Han Yu'er left. A pretty, wheat-skinned woman came to the door. This woman is Xiaowei who helped in H City not long ago.

Xiaowei said to the landlord: "Excuse me, does Fang Bei, a famous Chinese medicine expert, live in this apartment?"

The landlord nodded, since the other party said so, he knew that she was here to seek medical treatment without asking. "You don't have to go up, Dr. Fang Bei is going out with his girlfriend, and he will probably come back in the evening." ”

"Thanks, then I'll come back tomorrow. Xiaowei was a little disappointed.

"Don't be in a hurry, you'll have a lot of trouble tomorrow. In this way, I will rent you a spare room, 24-hour hot water, broadband Internet access. How about charging you 300 yuan?" The landlord thought to himself that Xiaowei would definitely go out to stay in a hotel, and of course this money was not as good as earning it himself.

Xiaowei shook her head, the landlord was too dark, she couldn't afford to live in it.

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On the edge of the beach, Fang Bei admired Han Yu'er in a sexy swimsuit, almost drooling. A red bikini-style swimsuit is extremely thin and cool. outlines Han Yuer's almost perfect figure very moving.

White and tender skin, full and towering breasts, a slender waist, a flat and smooth lower abdomen, and a pair of super long legs that few people can match. The eyes of many men around him drifted to this side unconsciously. And their female companions were so angry that they gritted their teeth, especially helpless. Even if they are in good shape, they are much worse than Han Yu'er after all.

And when Han Yu'er was lying on the beach chair with her legs bent, she wiped it with sunscreen oil on her hands. Those men have a faint pain in their hearts, I'll take it, why is such a rare stunner in the world to see a few times.

Fang Bei's hands slid back and forth over Han Yu'er's soft skin, and the excellent feel made her feel pleasant. At the same time, Fang Bei's eyes were full of greed. Sometimes, men are really strange creatures. When a woman is dressed a lot and stands in front of them, what they care about is the exposed part, and when a woman is wearing very little and revealing a lot of spring color, what they care about is the part that is covered.

Han Yu'er lazily enjoyed Fang Bei's massage techniques, after all, Fang Bei is also a professional doctor, and he can't be said to be proficient in the techniques of massaging bones, but at least he knows a little bit about it. It's definitely comfortable.

"Farewell, I want ice cream. Han Yu'er stretched out a slender jade hand and drew a circle on Fang Bei's chest.

Fang Bei grabbed Han Yu'er's hand, lowered his head and kissed it, and then said extremely well-behaved: "My wife will eat whatever she says." ”

Immediately, Fang Bei let Han Yuer continue to lie on the beach chair to relax, and he walked to the commissary.

"Boss, come for two ice creams, vanilla and strawberries. "Don't say to the guy who buys ice cream.

The boss agreed, and was about to start the on-site production, when he suddenly pointed to the beach not far away, and said suspiciously: "Look, is there something wrong over there? ”

Fang Bei looked back into the distance, and sure enough, more than a dozen men and women gathered on the beach. Through the slender and stout legs of women and men, a person can be seen lying in the middle of the crowd. It's not good, this situation is 100% an accident.

Fang Bei made a quick decision and quickly ran towards the crowd. A man was lying on the beach, the instep of his right foot was red, and there were a lot of small bubbles.

"You've been stung by a jellyfish, haven't you?" Fang said to the man.

The man's expression was painful, and he said: "I don't understand much, I just went into the water and swam for a while, and after I came ashore, I felt a little tingling, at first I didn't care, I thought it was a coral scrape, and after walking for a while, I only felt like someone had whipped my instep with a whip, and then it became like this." ”

Fang Bei nodded, what the other party said was the same symptom as being stung by a jellyfish. Fang Bei borrowed a card from the crowd of onlookers and scraped it back and forth on the man's instep several times to scrape off the tentacles of the jellyfish.