"Whew, hew, it's so dangerous, I almost got caught. ”

Jiang Chen wiped his sweat: "You want me to marry your daughter and be your successor? Two companies + more than a billion family assets? Phew! As the chairman of the company, how can I be free and do errands? I won't go!"

Jiang Chen looked happy and quickly slipped away.

The passers-by on the side listened to it and collectively hit the street~~

How much do you like to run errands?

Marrying Bai Fumei, serving as the chairman, and walking to the pinnacle of life, are all disliked by you?

Awesome!

......

Jiang Chen received another errand list.

Run to take orders.

This time, the employer turned out to be a...

Janitor!

Unexpectedly, the cleaner is also looking for errands?

The cleaner looked helpless: "I heard that your errand boy is omnipotent, can do anything?"

Jiang Chen said seriously: "It also depends on the situation." ”

If you have a "small" company with assets of no more than 100 billion yuan and want me to be the general manager, then I will not be able to accompany you!)

Jiang Chen: (ˉ▽ ̄~)

Big husband, do something and don't do anything!

What kind of thing is marrying Bai Fumei and being a 100 billion heir, don't look for me!

I'm not interested!

I just want to be free and run errands.

The cleaner looked confused and coughed: "That's right, I have a problem." ”

"It's our community, everyone's quality is worrying. ”

The cleaner pointed back.

Jiang Chen looked at it and was speechless.

Because there's rubbish all over the floor!

The ground and lawn of the community are full of garbage, almost full, and as far as the eye can see, it is white and vast, as if it is snowing.

The cleaner was distressed: "I had to clean two truckloads of garbage every day, but the next morning, it became like this again. I've reminded me many times, and I've thought of a lot of things, but to no avail. People still litter. I've heard that you're a very capable young man, and I'd like to ask if there's anything you can do to help me solve this problem?"

Jiang Chen glanced at it and was also speechless.

It is said that in public, some people are of poor quality, but these people are too poor, right?

This is the downstairs community, not your trash can.

How do you say throw it away?

Jiang Chen turned around this time, and saw a person coming out with the child, drank the milk, threw the box on the ground casually, and walked away.

The cleaner was anxious, and when he went up, he said, "Hey, hey, why are you littering?"

The man's eyes widened, and he said very reasonably: "Isn't this what you do? Without us throwing away garbage, would you still have a job? Aren't you unemployed? I'm here to help you." ”

Cleaner: "......"

Jiang Chen: "......"

MMP！

Sounds so reasonable.

I almost believed in your wickedness!

The cleaner spread his hands: "That's it." ”

Jiang Chen thought for a while: "Since they are so disobedient, let's set up a sign." As soon as the sign is erected, they are advised to abide by public morality!"

“？？？”

The cleaner was confused: "How to set up a sign?"

Jiang Chen's eyes rolled, and he smiled: "I'll write it for you!"

With a stroke of his pen, he wrote a line of large letters.

[Litterers, infertility!]

Cleaner: "......"

You're ruthless!

Jiang Chen smiled: "How about it? This brand is powerful enough, right? Is it enough to deterrent?"

The cleaner smiled bitterly: "This.... Little brother, I can't say that you don't write well, these people really lack morality. But when you write like this, it's a bit too damaging, and it's a bit of a curse for others. In the future, they will definitely complain about me, and I can't stand it. ”

Jiang Chen nodded.

There are too many low-quality people in this community, and the cleaner will definitely be complained about if he writes the sign like this.

"Okay, I'll add one more sentence to you!"

Jiang Chen's eyes rolled: "It's not a curse, it's a blessing." It should be okay now, right?"

"Bless them, bless them?"

The cleaner was confused.

Why don't you curse, but bless?

Jiang Chen smiled, picked up the pen again, and added a sentence at the end.

"Full of children and grandchildren!"

[Litterers, infertility, children and grandchildren!]

Cleaner take a look!

I rub!

Ruthless!

T Klaas!!

This deterrent ~~

At this time, someone passed by.

casually, he threw the drink bottle in his hand on the ground.

The drink bottle rolls and rolls and falls at the foot of the brand.

The man looked up and saw the words on the sign.

Immediately, the face changed dramatically!

He ran over at a fast speed, picked up the bottle, ran 50 meters, and threw it in the trash.

Another person with his girlfriend, passing by, eating bananas, casually threw away banana peels.

Suddenly, I saw the sign.

The man's face is green!

Run quickly, pick up the banana peel, and throw the trash can away.

Girlfriend: "???"

The residents of the community passing by were dumbfounded when they saw the sign one by one~~

Without saying a word, I just started picking up garbage.

Even the garbage that was thrown away before was not afraid of hard work, picked it up and threw it into the trash.

It only took an hour~~

The community square, which is full of garbage, has been cleaned in an instant, clean and clean, and there is no garbage left!

Cleaner, dumbfounded~~

Jiang Chen's words shocked the audience!

Since then, the health of the community has been excellent, no one dares to litter, and even won the title of "Sanitation Model Community".

Cleaner: "!!"

5 star review!

Thumbs up to the big guy!

Get!!

......

Jiang Chen received five-star praise.

At this time, I was a little tired from running errands and a little hungry, so I found a nearby restaurant and sat down to eat.

I didn't recruit anyone to mess with anyone.

Right next to him, there was a man in his 30s, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, with a dark beard, who looked like he was supposed to be the kind of office leader, and was talking on the phone.

"Hey, where are you? Oh...... It's almost there, okay, I'm already waiting in the restaurant, okay, bye-bye, looking forward to meeting you. ”

After hanging up the phone, his face was full of smiles and anticipation.

Then he tidied up his appearance, obviously looking forward to the next meeting. Grave

Jiang Chen glanced at this situation, it should be a blind date.

......

At this time, Jiang Chen saw a girl with very thick devil makeup (about 80 points, 88-90 points should be more beautiful without devil makeup, with a very thin waist and a goblin), and walked into the restaurant.

Come to the men's table in the suit and sit down.

The man in the suit was stunned: "Miss, who are you?"

The girl in devil makeup ruffled her hair and chewed gum.

"I forgot so quickly, I'm your blind date. ”

"Huh?" the man in the suit said with his IPAD in a daze, "No, your photo is completely different from yours." ”

The girl in devil makeup snorted: "The photo is my mother thinks I look like this, but the me you are looking at now is the real me." ”

Jiang Chen saw that this situation must have been forced to go on a blind date, the very reluctant kind.

And from Jiang Chen's point of sight, this woman should be wearing a wig.

"By the way, let's get straight to the point, how much money does your family have? How much money does a family earn a year? How much money can you earn a year?"

The devil makeup girl is very straightforward and authentic.

The man in the suit looked very ugly: "Why are you like this?"

Devil makeup girl: "What's wrong, isn't it normal to ask for money on a blind date?"

Man in a suit: "......"

The girl with devil makeup was playing with chewing gum and didn't care: "I'm sorry, talking about money is inherited by our family, and we can't change it." ”

"Miss, have you always been so disgusting? Take out the gum and play with it, play with it, and then stuff it back into your mouth and continue chewing. ”

"I'm really temperamental, and you've been talking about it for so long, black coffee has turned into cappuccino, and I haven't seen you order a fruit bowl, and I don't have any money to pretend to be rich. ”

Jiang Chen could see that this girl with devil makeup was deliberately angry.

The man in the suit sneered: "I don't have any money, and I don't see what my identity is, the vice president of Mercedes-Benz Group, with an annual salary of 2 million!"

As he spoke, he straightened his tie.

Tactical reclining!

Proud~~

Jiang Chen was beside him, watching it with relish.

These two people are so funny, the man wants to pretend to be forced, and the woman deliberately behaves bitterly, which is unsightly.

A good show!

And the surrounding customers also secretly watched from time to time.

The two of them are fierce, you ridicule me, I laugh, you come and go.

The master made a move, making a lot of movement, attracting the attention of customers one after another.

"Two million, brag about you, that's ...... you"

"Hmph, how many are you?"

"My monthly salary is 10,000!"

"Aha~~ With a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan, you still look down on me, the vice president of Mercedes-Benz Group? It's so funny...... Oh, I see, you want to fish for a golden beetle, don't you? I don't want to see what you look like, but you still want to catch a golden beetle?"

The man in the suit glanced at the woman's bird's nest-like exploding head and devilish makeup.

"I'm fishing for a beetle? hehe, what a joke. The woman was angry, took out her mobile phone, and pressed the photo: "I'll show you this photo......"

On the photo, it is a group photo of Jiang Chen and President Zhou Yuan at the Pangu Hotel.

"You know the person above, right? surnamed Jiang, the owner of the Pangu Hotel, pursued me hard back then, and that was a man I couldn't get rid of if I wanted to!"

Burst~~~

Jiang Chen, the people who eat melons, squirted out a mouthful of soup!

A bewildered face!

I'm struggling with her?

Who is she?

This woman has never seen her own at all!

An innocent .jpg!

MMP！

You guys pretend, don't pretend to me, hey.

Of course, the man in the suit didn't believe it: "You said that Mr. Jiang, the owner of the Pangu Hotel, is a man you can't get rid of if you want to? Hehe, you woman is really shameless, and I don't know where to get a photo, so I say that people are chasing you! The whole world knows that Mr. Jiang doesn't like women." ”

Burst~~~

Jiang Chen's face suddenly darkened!

Malegobi!

When did I not like women!

Do I have a lot of girlfriends?

These two people pulled me into the water in order to pretend to be forced, one said that she couldn't get rid of me if she wanted to, and the other said that I didn't like women!

The woman is still pretending: "Hehe, it's not that he doesn't like women, that's because he doesn't like other women except me." ”

Jiang Chen: "......"

I can't bear it!

If these two bastards continue to talk, I don't even know what has become of them.

Jiang Chen walked over.

The man saw Jiang Chen and was stunned for a moment.

I took another look at the photo on the woman's phone!

Two of them, exactly the same!

1000% similarity!

it!

I'm scared!

Mr. Jiang...... I ......"

I almost ran away!

Play with calves!

The bad words I just said are probably heard by Mr. Jiang!

Legs are swinging~~

And the woman hurriedly turned around and saw Jiang Chenhou......

Confused..

Embarrassed ...

I almost cried!

It's all over the calf!

"Boss, why are you here?woo woo~~~"

That's right, this woman is actually a waitress at Pangu Hotel, one of the outstanding employees, and a fan of Jiang Chen.

Just now, I subconsciously used the boss idol to pretend to be forced, but I didn't expect the boss to be behind me!

OMG!!

I want to die!!

She almost burst into tears!

And at this time, the surrounding melon-eating masses fried the pot.

"Damn, what's the situation? Could this person be the owner of the Pangu Hotel?"

"Wow!!, you're so handsome?"

"Male god, love, love!"

"These two are going to be finished!hahaha!"

“......”

Jiang Chen's face darkened: "I heard what you just said......

The man in the suit suddenly panicked: "Mr. Jiang, I ......"

Jiang Chen waved his hand to interrupt, with a cold face: "No need to plead, it's useless!"

took out his mobile phone, took a photo of a man in a suit, and sent it to the secretary of the president of Mercedes-Benz Group: "You check whether the person in this photo is from the company." ”

Bell bell bell ~~~

The president's secretary called back: "Mr. Jiang, this person is a vice president of our Mercedes-Benz Group, named Chen Yang. ”

Jiang Chen glanced at the man in the suit and thought for a while: "Demoted him!"

Say I don't like women?

I'm stingy with my dismissal!