Chapter 2: The Big Pit
Once you say that the heavens are broken, the old man will no longer be able to protect the way, pass on the merits, send treasures, fight, and find beautiful women, you hurry up, the opportunity must not be lost, and it will not be too late for you to cry!"
"What you said is true? Fight for me, find ...... Beauty?" Wang Yao is stupid, he has crossed over, he has been looking for the system, but he didn't expect the system to be a big living person?" "No, what's the matter with the old moon just mentioned?"
"Old Yue is not the point, the focus is on the master and apprentice! You kid just crossed over, the Jade Emperor is your master, can you hold it? Old man Yue Lao will lead you first, don't be stupid, if the ink goes down, the old man will leave immediately, whoever you love will go!"
Looking at the appearance, Xi Dazui was really anxious, and his eyes kept looking at the sky.
"Uh...... Then what should I do?" Wang Yao listened to Xi Dazui's words make sense, and he also made him flustered, feeling that worshipping a teacher seems, seems, is indeed not a big deal.
"All you have to do is say something out loud, and I'm willing. Xi's big mouth trembled, and Wang Yao thought to himself, this old man's expression ability is not good, he said that he would apprentice earlier, where does it take so much effort.
"Hurry up, hurry up and ......," Xi urged with a big mouth.
"I ...... I am willing to ......" Wang Yao hesitated in response, secretly wondering if the apprentice wanted to kowtow and toast? This world is also strange, as long as the apprentice shouts "I am willing", it is much simpler than the world he came from.
"What are you talking about, I didn't hear it?"
"I'm willing to ......"
"Louder!"
"I do!"
"Speak louder, I'll tell you to stop and stop......"
"I do, I want to ......"
"How about being a moon boss?"
“...... I do, I do......"
"Okay, okay, my good man, the sweat all over my body is down......" Looking at Xi Da's relieved expression, Wang Yao felt as if he had been fooled, and a bad premonition surged in his heart, but before he could ask, his body suddenly became stiff again.
Xi Dazui's dirty hand touched his head again, and in a trance, Wang Yao felt like something had entered his head, he was stunned, Xi Dazui had drunk a lot of wine just now, if he got something dirty on his hairstyle...... I'm going to go! It's disgusting.
He opened his mouth, but his voice still couldn't come out, and after struggling for a long time, the feeling of something in his head gradually disappeared, and he regained his ability to speak with a "Ou" sound, and at the same time found that he seemed to be able to move again.
"Hey, what did you put in my hair?" As soon as he resumed his ability to speak, Wang Yao hurriedly picked up the most important and asked.
"How do you speak? The old man is your master, and he is also called the old man's nickname, not afraid of thunder and thunder?" Xi Da glanced at Wang Yao with a big mouth, and heard the sound of "crackling", and there was a thunder in the air, and Wang Yao trembled and was secretly surprised.
When he came to that world, turning his face with the master was as simple and refreshing as turning a book, how could there be such rules in this world?
"Since you are already my apprentice, of course the teacher will give you some personal things, you are welcome, you will be familiar with it slowly. Xi Dazui continued.
"This ...... How do you use it?" Wang Yao said in his heart, sure enough, although Yue Lao is a small official with sesame mung beans, but at such a big age, of course it is not wrong to have a little collection, not to mention that it is normal to protect himself and send some treasures to himself.
Thinking that his great cause of crossing was about to officially begin, Wang Yao laughed so hard that he almost had snot bubbles, and waited for the cheap master of Xi Dazui to send the treasure.
Xi Dazui didn't answer his question, but stretched out his hand again, and Wang Yao saw that Xi Dazui's hand was holding a red rope that kept twisting.
"This is the red line of the old man's magic weapon, you take it first, and the old man will teach you the method of cultivation. ”
"......Forehead" Wang Yao stretched out his hand and pinched the red line, only to feel a shock all over his body, and he felt that the red line instantly drilled into his stomach, entrenched a little above the navel, which ...... It seems that it should be a dantian, could it be that now this old boy is going to teach me to cultivate immortals?
Thinking that Fang Cai Xi said that this thing was a magic weapon, and said that he wanted to teach him the method of cultivation, Wang Yao's careful liver suddenly jumped up again ...... "bouncing", cultivating immortals is good, I thought that I was crossing the city, but I didn't expect it to be a fantasy, and I waited for the master to practice to the ...... of Da Luo Tianxian.
Wait for the labor-management realm to surpass your big mouth, hehehe...... , at least how to communicate with people and teach you well...... Wang Yao was thinking about beauty, and there was thunder in the sky again, and he was shocked, secretly thinking that in this world, is there really such a big rule?
"You remember, your mind moves, the red line is shot, as long as you become a couple, you have your own gifts. Xi looked up at the sky with a big mouth, and said hurriedly at Wang Yao. "Do you know where to tie the red thread? Do you know if you tie the ankle? Tie it around the neck and strangle someone!"
"And then ......?" Wang Yao nodded again and again, eagerly waiting for Xi Dazui to teach him the exercises.
"Then, my baby yellow oriole, you have to take care of it carefully, it has just been produced, you have to give it more nutrients," Xi Dazui said to Wang Yao solemnly as if he suddenly remembered something.
The yellow bird is not a bird, it is a big yellow dog raised by Xi with a big mouth, which has just given birth to a few puppies and is lactating.
"No problem, and then?"
Huang Li, you don't know how to raise Xi Dazui, why do you ask me to take care of it? Wang Yao was afraid that it would make Xi Dazui unhappy and affect his cultivation career, so he had to secretly hide the problem in his stomach, but he still felt that something was not quite right, and his painting style seemed to be quietly changing.
"In addition, Zhen Huai's child is actually good, the old man still owes him a drink, so you can first hold a marriage for Zhen Huai, and it can be regarded as repaying him a favor for the old man. Xi Dazui continued.
"I see, and then what?"
Wang Yao's feeling is getting worse and worse, and he is involved in a marriage? Why is it still those shabby things of the old man? There is nothing wrong with the master's work, and the disciple does it on his behalf, but how can there be a passion that has not passed, as if he has seen the cool rhythm?
"Then, no more, the old man still has something to do, and he has to go and be busy for a while. You kid go home and play by yourself. Xi Dakou raised his head to look at the sky, turned around and was about to leave.
"Hey, didn't you say you wanted to teach me to cultivate?" Wang Yao felt that the whole person was not good, this old boy had a relaxed appearance after throwing the pot, and the expression of the thief's eyebrows and mouse face was too similar to pulling a smooth stool.
"Didn't I teach you......? Red...... ......!" Xi stretched out his right hand, pinched his thumb and index finger together, and winked at Wang Yao.
This...... What the hell is this? Wang Yao was stunned, and then looked at Xi Dazui, this old thief walked fast, and he was almost at the exit of the alley, he only felt that he had fallen into a huge pit, and he couldn't help but roar angrily.
"Where the hell are you going?"
"The world is so big, the old man wants to go and see it......" Xi turned around with a big mouth, waved his hand at Wang Yao, and disappeared with a limp of his body.
I'm going! What the hell? You're a god! Where can't you go? Don't look for such a retarded reason, okay?
I said that I would accept myself as an apprentice, but as soon as I accepted it, I was so embarrassed that I should do it? How to cultivate? How to draw qi into the body? How to build a foundation? How to marry a golden pill? What about good companionship? What about good protection, passing on gong, sending treasures, fighting, and finding beautiful women?
Do you want to go to match Zhen Huai? After a long time, I still do a special old man!
Wang Yao stood there dumbfounded, feeling that his life had been a complete failure, jumping off the building and hanging himself seemed to be something to consider, but how could it ...... He turned his head and was startled, only to see a frightened-looking woman standing beside him at some point.
The chest is really big, the G cup, and the eyes with a big mouth are really poisonous. However, the facial features are a bit unworthy of the name, and he has already guessed that this is the Lin Yazhi who opened his mouth and closed his mouth.
Xi Dazui, this old bastard, the labor and management are all from him, and he also got the female ghost out, because he is afraid that the labor and management will die simply! Wang Yao thought through gritted teeth.
That Lin Yazhi's face was white as if she had applied more than a dozen catties of powder, and a pair of bright red bloody lips slowly opened.
"I'm bitter, ......" If the voice was intermittent, it fell in Wang Yao's ears, like a straw stabbed directly into the heart from the ears and eyes, so uncomfortable to scratch the heart and lungs.
"Uh...... This ghost ...... Girl...... I'm here through time, it's okay if you want to eat me, but can we just move our mouths and not our hands? Another Xi Dazui is not a good person, you eat me, you must promise me to go back and find Xi Dazui......" Wang Yao looked at the female ghost and stammered.
Since he died in front of him, Wang Yao didn't care about it, if he said that the female ghost was moved to find that big mouth to avenge him, it would be regarded as a wish.
"I'm bitter......" Lin Yazhi just glanced at Wang Yao with resentment, and then complained there.
"I'm also bitter...... Wang Yao slapped his thigh, feeling that he was really bitter, he was deceived by Xi Dazui, not to mention, he hadn't thought about whether to seek death, but the ghost found it himself.
"I'm bitter......" The dark alleys, the wandering wind, and the sigh that wants to cry without tears, seem to be full of grievances but can't tell.
Wang Yao is really annoyed, this ghost is also very inkbloc, he can eat if he wants to eat, he can discuss if he wants to discuss, what are you doing here to complain about hardship? What can you do more than bitterness over labor? Labor and management don't know how many lifetimes of a little incense they have saved, and they finally crossed it, and they were messed up.
Aren't you just stealing people? Do you want everyone to take it out and dry it?
"What are you suffering about? Say it and listen to it? What else is there besides stealing people and being killed?" asked Wang Yao angrily.
Unexpectedly, after listening to Wang Yao's words, Lin Yazhi knelt down towards Wang Yao.
"Hey, what are you doing here? I crossed over, and I don't have any money on me!"
Wang Yao was stupid, he didn't understand what the reason for Lin Yazhi to kneel at himself, could it be that the ghosts of this world had the habit of kneeling at people before eating people? Just like foreigners pray before eating, thank God for giving food?
"I'm bitter......" Lin Yazhi knelt there and continued to complain about her bitterness. Wang Yao is really tired of crooked, this female ghost changed her posture and sang the old tune again, this ...... Do you still have to be bitter with yourself? What a persistent female ghost, do you have to admit that labor and management are not as bitter as she is willing to eat labor and management?
"Are you bitter? Labor and management have crossed over, do you understand? From another world, as soon as you close and open your eyes, you will come to your world, isn't it......?" Wang Yao simply sat down and complained to the female ghost without saying anything.
“...... Now you understand why labor and management want you to kill Xi Dazui? He's really a bad person, harming others and not benefiting himself, in my original world, he is going to be shot, do you know? Do you say I'm bitter? In the original world, I was a dead house, except for small movies, I ...... everything."
Wang Yao looked up at Lin Yazhi, and swallowed the words that came to his mouth, although the other party is a ghost, but the key is a female ghost, or a female ghost who stole people before her death, and it is better not to say some ambiguous words.
What's her husband's name? He's a ruthless person, and his wife dares to use a knife like this, so I'm scared away. Wang Yao also said that his mouth was dry, so he looked at Lin Yazhi and thought about it wildly.
"I'm bitter, ......!" I didn't expect that he hadn't stopped talking here for a minute, and Lin Yazhi cried out again, Wang Yao was really angry.
"Are you bitter? Didn't you just kill Zhao Benshui? If you die, you will die, you will die a hundred, not to mention that you are scared to death Xu Xiaoyou, you are bitter, you are bitter!"
Wang Yao opened his mouth and scolded, saying in his heart that this female ghost is so hypocritical, she can eat if she wants, and if she makes so many flowers, labor and management will not be able to fulfill your wishes!
But I didn't expect that the female ghost listened to Wang Yao's scolding, and suddenly fell down and kept kowtowing to Wang Yao.
It seems that only when it comes to things related to this female ghost, this female ghost will react, and the rest, the co-authorship is all my own self-satisfaction?
Wang Yao scratched his head, looked at the female ghost who kept kowtowing, and gradually realized in his heart, this thing is different from people after all, it can't communicate well, and Xi Dazui has a way, communication is not good, and the pit person is first-class!
It's like that chatting fast, the female ghost comes to the door, the son solves the problem, and promises to each other...... G cup, what a difficult multiple-choice question. Wang Yao immediately remembered that Lin Yazhi had cuckolded her husband, and her liver trembled at the moment, and she didn't dare to think about it anymore.
"I'm bitter......" After knocking for a long time without moving, Lin Yazhi raised her body again and continued to complain.
"Uh...... That one...... Do you want me to help you?" asked Wang Yao tentatively.
When the female ghost heard Wang Yao's inquiry, she immediately stopped complaining and nodded at Wang Yao again and again.
"Uh...... How can I help you?" Wang Yao is also confused, he is a turtle who has just crossed over and has been pitted, where is he capable of helping others? Do you want money, do you want to ......die? It's best to discuss this again.