☆、06248 - Trying to substitute ideas

Me: "You know a lot, you've been in the Fu family for less than a day, haven't you?"

Erqi Cat: "I asked a lot of seniors before I went. In particular, cats that often move around Fu's house have told me a lot of abnormalities. ”

Me: "Which cats are often around Fu's house?"

Erqi Cat: "The cat that doesn't contact you." ”

Me: "......"

Erqi Cat: "You are so strange, why do you have to contact through Mao? I can't see that the cat doesn't want to open my mouth at all." It's strange to have a voice in my head. It's also strange to talk to a voice in your head. If it weren't for the pity that you don't have a cat, I wouldn't have contacted you. ”

I really don't understand the cat's way of thinking......

Furball: "They just like to meet and talk." ”

But when I talk to them, they get terrified if they show up images.

Pei Kong: "Because they're afraid that the image will suddenly become a horror movie." To put it simply, the way you communicate is out of their control, and even if you give them the means to cut them off, they still suspect that you're going to keep spying on them after you claim to be cut off — and you actually do, and you do. ”

Pei Bing: "I think Scarface Cat may have vouched for you a lot." Scarface seems to understand some of the human mentality of using tools slightly better than other cats. ”

I was also happy to see the cats hitchhiking. If it is necessary to run a long distance, cats will most likely choose to sneak into a human car instead of running on their own. For this reason, the cat also carefully studied the routes of public transportation, and memorized some of the routes of private transportation with fixed trajectories.

Peikong: "Yes, they also watch videos, listen to music, and know that the oven can make delicious food, but that doesn't stop them from thinking that some of the tools are useless. ”

If they don't have good communication technology, where are they going to have so many series to watch? The same thing, enjoying only part of the function, but excluding the other, is too narrow.

Pei Kong: "Then you can continue to scold them, you see if they will listen." They also eat some of the things that are made in the oven, and they dislike the other part of the same oven that is unpalatable, and they praise the oven when they eat something good, and they say that the oven is useless when they eat something bad. How are you going to reason with them? Do you think if you force your cat to listen to you, they will listen?"

I don't want them to listen to me, I want to substitute their ideas, otherwise I always feel like I don't play the role of a cat shell.

☆、06249-appeared

Pei Bing: "But...... Why do you want to play it in place? You really don't need to be able to adapt to the size of an animal in your infancy, do you? I'm a little worried that you'll use the sword trick after returning to the human body. ”

My consciousness body swung a sword in Xiaosui, Pei Jianzhuo appeared to practice with me, and after dozens of rounds, I felt to myself: "It's still human consciousness, it's okay." ”

Pei Bing: "This may not be really certain until you return to the human body. ”

In fact, my body is still in human form, and the cat form is just a shell that exists outside of my human form. Just like mecha is to humans, it does not affect the movement of human limbs. The more flexible the mecha is, it only means that the controller's control is improved, not that the controller is mecha.

What do you say, Little Sword?

Pei Jianzhuo didn't answer, only pulled a sword flower, and then disappeared with the sword in his hand.

I felt as if I knew in which direction and to what extent I needed Pei Jianzhuo's human form to appear.

Pei Bing: "It seems that you don't need a direction very seriously?"

Xiao Sui: "For example, play with me." ”

Pei Bing: "That's the right direction." ”

Pei Kong: "Then, Pei Suilin asked Pei Jianzhuo to come out and play with me for a while, so that I can see for a long time?"

Pei Jianzhuo's voice sounded behind Pei Kong: "How to play?"

Pei Kong's body trembled in shock.

The big hairball looked at Xiao Sui: "Are you jealous?" You said that Pei Jianzhuo ignored you when you were playing, but Pei Kong said that Pei Jianzhuo came out immediately. ”

Pei Jianzhuo's hand pressed on the back of the big hairball, and the big hairball turned into a small hairball, and Pei Jianzhuo pinched the back of his neck and lifted it to his arm.

Furball: "...... Why do you keep trying to make me small?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "It's inconvenient to hold the big one. ”

Furball: "I didn't ask you to play with me, you can ignore me." ”

Pei Jianzhuo pinched the tail of the hairball and replied, "It's hard to ignore." With that, Pei Jianzhuo walked out of Xiaosui, walked to the side of my cat's body, and pinched the tail of the small shell.

I looked at Pei Jianzhuo, but the people and cats around me didn't seem to notice Pei Jianzhuo's appearance, but the big shell that only communicated with us and had no video communication suddenly said:

"Is there an intruder over there?"

☆、06250 - Known for mental illness

Mengmeng looked around, her gaze lingered on me for a moment, but she still didn't seem to notice Pei Jianzhuo. She replied to Big Shell: "I didn't see the intruder, but I feel like Little Shell is ...... A bit of a change. ”

Everyone stared at me, and Pei Jianzhuo's fingers flicked the ears of my cat's body, but everyone who was studying every hair of the small shell still didn't look at Pei Jianzhuo for even a second.

Big Shell said "Little Shell?" in a slightly high tone, then paused for a moment, then said "Oh", and said, "Maybe it's because it's about to go into space, and the mutation on Little Shell has developed in a new way." You and I have to be aware of the mutations. Help the cat named Erqi pay attention too. ”

This week, I asked Fu Chun Oak, "Has your body undergone a mutation?"

Fu Chun Oak's nod and Erqi Cat's "mutation" happened almost at the same time.

I questioned Erqi Cat: "With the amount of time you've spent with Fu Chun Oak, you really know too much. Even if you count what you've heard from other cats, the familiarity is strange. ”

Erqi Cat: "The time I have been in the Fu family is not equal to the time I have known Fu Chun Oak, and the time I have known Fu Chun Oak is not equal to the time I have observed her. ”

Me: "Sounds like you have a secret. ”

Twenty-seven cats: "As a member of the cat clan known for its mystery, I should have a secret. ”

Aren't cat people known for being mentally ill?

Pei Bing: "Elegance and mystery are indeed words that are often used to describe cats. Do you have an opinion on Brother Maoqiu if you deny this? You show less and less affection for Brother Maoqiu, and Brother Maoqiu will be lost and rebellious. ”

The monk is also known for his mental illness. I'm talking about furballs as soul mates. There is no need to be careful to find only positive words to describe it, and a strong relationship can be ridiculed with negative words to make positive joy. For example, when I say that my father's coffin face and my brother's every word contains conspiracy, it is obviously a compliment.

Pei Kong: "Forgive me for being blunt, I can understand that I am good at conspiracy and have strong ability to deal with strategy, but what is the implied praise of the coffin face?"

Serious, calm, and responsive.

Pei Kong: "It's really a twist and turn. ”

Therefore, the relationship is good, mutual understanding, and familiarity can almost read each other's hearts.

Zhong Ke: "I think Xiao Ke and Erqi Cat must have talked about a lot of interesting things." It's a pity that the little shell won't translate it to us. ”

Mengmeng: "I think Erqi Cat can understand human speech. ”

Fu Chun Oak: "Of course it can, otherwise it wouldn't have been handed over to me." Although Fu Stork had other ideas, the request he released to find the cat was true. ”

☆、06251 - I can understand

Mu Xi: "Miss Fu, can you understand the words of Erqi Cat?"

Fu Chunxiang: "I don't understand everything, I can only know the general meaning." Some of the cat's meows are so subtle that I can't accurately interpret them yet. ”

The hairball's 'meow' came from the throat of the small shell.

Fu Chun Oak smiled at me, "The meaning of your call is very human, I can almost directly translate it into a sentence that everyone can understand without adjustment, which is completely different from the inverted expression of ordinary cats. ”

Zhong Shell: "Because the everyday shell talks to us in human language." Maybe you talk too much and don't know how to express the cat's routine, after all, most cats don't seem to be very willing to talk to their little shells more.

...... How do you know?

Big Shell suddenly laughed.

Win: "Big Shell, do you want to drive your little spaceship into the splinters?" Rest first, and then go out to the main battlefield to do so." ”

This week: "It seems that all the people sent by Fu Stork to hunt us down have withdrawn? Will this attack be too weak? I feel like I followed and teased, not seriously trying to trouble us at all." ”

Fu Chunxiang: "Because I can't take care of it." I wanted to do too much and had to give up relatively unprofitable. Even the things that have been focused on for a long time are bleak under the sudden windfall, and they can be ruthlessly abandoned. ”

The furball's voice meowed at Fu Tsubaki again, asking her if she was reborn or crossed.

Fu Chunxiang: "Neither, but my mental age is indeed much older than it actually is. Because...... Let's put it this way, many people dream about the changes of their lives in a night's dreams, and when I have those kinds of dreams, I feel more realistic, as if I really went through that kind of life. ”

Fu Chun Oak: "And my dream can be guided by Fu Stork." I'll have the dreams that the stork wants me to make. For example, dreaming of one's life as a cat, such as dreaming of experiencing various mutations, assassinations. Die over and over again in your dreams. ”

Fu Chun Oak: "Sometimes I feel that those dreams are my real life, and this one who is not yet ten years old is the only time I have a break in my nightmare life. ”

Hairballs hidden in small shells: "Meow?" Do you dream of spending your life as a cat?

Fu Chunxiang: "Yes, so I know some cat language. It is precisely because I don't understand everything that I can still feel that it is a dream, not a reality. Because of the isolation of dreams, I didn't really become a cat, and I didn't really understand the essence of cat language. ”

Erqi Cat: "It's not exactly a dream, or maybe it's a dream." Anyway, I dreamed of having an intersection with Fu Chun Oak when I was a cat. I gave her a fat rat to eat. That rat is fat. I've never eaten such a fat mouse in reality, and I actually gave it to another cat in my dream. Although it is a female cat, the Fu Tsubaki oak cat is thin and not good-looking. At that time, there must have been something that controlled my spirit, either Fu Chun Oak or Fu Stork Crane. ”

Erqi Cat: "It should be Fu Stork, he likes to control more than Fu Chun Oak, and he controls everything." ”

Me: "Why hasn't the cat mentioned that Fu Chun Oak understands cat language before?"

Twenty-Seven Cat: "Because the other cats haven't talked to the Fu Tsubaki Oak Cat in their dreams." ”

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