Chapter 181: Vulgar and unbearable
It seems that Hu Xiaoni's trick is to be a good person to do it to the end and send the Buddha to the west!
Pretending to be forced!The wild girl scolded unconvinced, when did you learn to be so generous, it's not that the cute Sister Na has disturbed your good deeds and revealed the identity of Brother-in-law Zhuang, so you are so obedient and low-key!
The wild girl was a little perverted and gloating, but considering that Sister Hu was really good tonight, she began to be polite again, "Sister, don't say that, this time is different, tonight is your wedding night." ”
"Hehe," Hu Xiaoni smiled a little wryly, "Do you believe it?"
"Faith!"
"Then do you believe it?" Hu Xiaoni turned her head again and asked her new brother-in-law.
"Of course I don't believe it!" replied the new brother-in-law without thinking, "how can a wedding night be spent in the car?"
The new brother-in-law played this sloppy eye well, and seeing a trace of tears in the wind, the new brother-in-law began to remedy it again, "As long as I don't die, you... You will all live forever!"
"Phew," the wild girl sat up excitedly and spat, "It's a big New Year, say something bad, what can't die, how taboo!"
The wild girl swore before the most annoying festival, so she couldn't stop burying it.
"Okay, okay, don't mention death, let's call it a butterfly. ”
The new brother-in-law began to humor again.
"Called... What's it called?" the wild girl shuddered a little, "That... Those are two little bees, you buzz and I buzz..."
After speaking, the wild girl shrank into the quilt and didn't make a sound.
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm a flower, you're a bee, I'm in charge of hugging you, I'm in charge of humming. ”
The new brother-in-law also drilled the quilt with bad intentions.
Hu Xiaoni looked at the two of them unconvinced, and couldn't help muttering to herself, "It's obviously three, how can I be missing?!"
After saying that, he also got into the quilt and found his place.
Once again, they huddled together to keep warm, and they couldn't stop feeling a lot of emotion, is it fate or hell, is it madness or love? They can't figure it out anymore, and they don't want to figure it out......
Nothing was said all night.
Early the next morning, a few little beauties came over early to "check the car".
They opened the car door roughly, looked at the car carefully, and found that the new brother-in-law was alone in the car, and immediately interrogated with malicious intent, "Where are they hiding?"
"What are they?" the new brother-in-law deliberately pretended to be stupid, "I'll sleep alone." ”
"The devil believes you!"
After saying that, a few little beauties overturned the "rounds" of the garage.
Fortunately, after tossing for a long time, they didn't find any suspicious items, but smelling the ambiguous smell in the car, they suddenly guessed that Sister Hu and Sister Ye must have spent the night here, because only the two of them had a fragrance and sweetness.
After a short period of playfulness, Hu Xiaoni and Ye Meizi both appeared at the right time, it turned out that the two of them had already cleaned up and went to prepare breakfast for their new brother-in-law.
Looking at the ghostly eyes of several of their elves who doubted everything, Hu Xiaoni and the wild girl looked at each other and smiled, secretly glad that they slipped away quickly, otherwise they would have been exposed.
After a simple breakfast, the four beauties also arrived, and this morning is the time of the pledge meeting, so all the backbones came early, and everyone chattered and shared last night's gossip, not to mention how noisy the scene was.
After a while, the people of the village committee arrived, and the new village chief was quite dedicated to using a handheld loudspeaker to notify all households to come over for a meeting, and everyone hurried over as if they were in the fun, and the whole greenhouse became a super large conference room for a while.
First of all, the first topic is to give this road a nice name, everyone heard that the opportunity to vent their complaints came, and they were all full of nonsense, some called "confused road", some called "Xinhu Road", and some called "Xinwan Road", and a few good people directly shouted out the exaggerated new term "new son-in-law road".
In the end, through everyone's vote by a show of hands, it was unanimously agreed that it was more appropriate to call it "door-to-door son-in-law road", one is to pass on the name to Zhuang's brother-in-law to commemorate his great virtue and goodness, and secondly, to please a good fortune, so that handsome guys from other villages will compete to be the door-to-door son-in-law of their village.
Since everyone agrees with this name, the new village chief will announce the beginning of the official solemn matter, who knows that as soon as his happy words fell, everyone had not had time to applaud, and a very discordant female voice appeared in the crowd:
"It's unbearable!"
"Wow!" - the audience was in an uproar.
I've never seen such a bold person, I've never seen someone who can say it, I've never seen someone who dares to say it, although this woman's voice is not big, but it's enough for everyone to hear, although the number of words is not much, but it's concise and to the point, everyone can understand it.
For a while, everyone forgot what the raised hand was for, and turned to follow the prestige and began to care about this "perpetrator".
Pity.
As soon as the woman finished speaking, she turned around and left, leaving everyone with a long hair back like an ink painting.
"Whose baby is this? What nonsense?"
Seeing that a good oath meeting was disturbed by her, the new village chief also questioned everyone angrily.
"Who else can there be? Hu Banxian's daughter, Hu Wanbei. ”
"Isn't it? Some kind of art academy student, learning to draw. ”
"No wonder the fairy spirit is compelling, it turns out to be an artist. ”
"Hahaha......"
There was a commotion in the crowd, and everyone started giggling again.
At this moment, the new brother-in-law finally couldn't sit still, in fact, he couldn't sit still for a long time, but he didn't have an immediate attack out of politeness and identity.
At that time, he not only admired this woman's audacity, but also annoyed her slander and sarcasm on himself, now that he has "human flesh" out of everything, then there is no need for him to stay in the next conference, he stood up curtly, excused himself to go out to answer the phone, and left the venue, and began to look for this "female nerve" who had only seen the back.
As soon as he came out of the door of the conference hall in the greenhouse, the new brother-in-law slammed a spirit, it seems that the new brother-in-law who is used to staying in the flowers still can't adapt to the dry and cold climate in the countryside!
He subconsciously buttoned up the sable coat, and began to inquire blindly, who knew that before knocking on a few doors, he found out that this female baby named Hu Wan lived not far in front of the house that had been crushed by his car at the door.
If the new brother-in-law arrived at the scene with a treasure, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and he couldn't wait to run to the small supermarket at the head of the village, bought some "good" gifts, and prepared to go to the door to theorize.
The new brother-in-law came to Hu Wan's door without snorting, and just wanted to knock on the door fiercely, but found that the door of her house was actually half-hidden, I damn it, there will be no explosion, right? Could it be that this hero already knew that he was going to come to "find trouble", and deliberately had a weak heart? Impossible, the weak heart should be to insert the door instead of leaving the door, it seems that this great immortal is not afraid of him coming to ask for advice......