Chapter 55: Entanglement
Next is the content about Xi Fu.
"Scattered Immortal Xi Fu, the former Yue Lao of the Marriage Management Section of the Heavenly Court's Human Realm Office, after his resignation, he smuggled into the foreign realm and carried out illegal activities on a large scale, causing great trouble to the gods of the foreign realm, and objectively triggering a series of unpleasant events such as the foreign gods' visit to the heavenly court......"
“...... It seriously endangered the normal order of work and life of the Heavenly Court, greatly damaged the friendly and cooperative relationship between the Heavenly Court and the foreign gods, and caused an extremely negative impact on the mutual trust between the Six Realms and the Western Realm......
“...... The vast number of immortals must fully learn the lessons of Xi Fu, set strict demands on themselves in ordinary times, follow regular channels to cross the border, and respect the laws and regulations, customs and ......folk sentiments of the foreign world when entering the foreign world."
“...... If anyone dares to act recklessly in the foreign world and seriously corrupt the image of the immortal world and the heavenly court, the heavenly court will definitely punish it severely. ”
What follows is a compilation of many codes of conduct, rules and regulations of the Heavenly Court on interacting with the foreign world and foreign gods, one by one, and they can be regarded as a book.
Wang Yao smiled, you are so sneering at your mouth, this time you are unlucky, right? This is the so-called "not reporting the time has not come"! You have done me so badly, and now you have finally been retributed!
You old boy is going to go to Sendai this time, see how you still go? Why don't you do it, throw the pit to me, and run to the ocean world by yourself, this is too chic, right? Wait and cry your nose!
"What are you looking at?" Hua Camel was busy with obscure things there, and when he saw Wang Yao secretly and quietly happy on the side, he couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Nuo, look at ......" Wang Yao hurriedly put away his smile and handed the document about Mo Guangmu and Xi Fu to Hua Camel, who took it and couldn't help frowning deeply.
"Did this Mo Guangmu offend someone in the Heavenly Court? At that time, Hua Er broke into the South Heavenly Gate, I was watching at the scene, Mo Guangmu didn't ......do it," Wang Yao was talking, but unexpectedly, Hua Yao's face changed, and he jumped in front of Wang Yao and covered his mouth with his hand.
"Why don't you talk nonsense, what the document says, don't you understand?" Hua Camel stared at Wang Yao with wide eyes, Wang Yao nodded again and again at a loss, and Hua Camel let go of his hand.
"I'll tell you honestly, the foreign realm and the foreign gods are very sensitive and complicated in the heavenly court, you should be careful when you speak in the future, a person as big as Mo Xian, just masturbate it, you and I are such trivial little immortals, if you provoke this kind of thing, you don't know how to die. ”
Hua Camel reminded Wang Yao with palpitations.
"Lao Xi too, he was obsessed with the foreign world back then, why bother? Immortals like us, what do you care about those idle things? Even if the heavenly court collapses, isn't the emperor still there? Need us guys to worry?"
"Alas, you just don't listen to persuasion, you are only a month old, and now you are not even a special month old, what is the point of doing those things desperately?" Hua Tuo shook his head again and again as he spoke, looking at that expression as if he was sorry for Xi Fu.
"This ...... What is going on with Hua stocks, the Heavenly Court and the foreign world? Why is it so sensitive and complicated?" Wang Yao didn't understand why Hua stocks had become so cautious when it came to this matter.
"Alas, I don't know too much, you just need to remember one thing, at the earliest, Heavenly Court really wanted to take the foreign world under its command and merge it with the human world, you think that foreigners are also people, and our human world is also people, except for skin color, body shape, and hair, there is no essential difference. ”
"It is indeed quite appropriate to merge into a large human realm, but when Heavenly Court advanced this aspect of things, it encountered great obstacles, because the foreign realm gave birth to a group of monsters, and we now call them foreign gods, but at the beginning, Heavenly Court treated them as monsters. ”
"They are not gods when they die, they are very different from the regular gods of our god realm, and unlike immortals, they need to cultivate and progress, they are born with strong strength, so they can only be explained by monsters, but now to call them monsters, it is taboo, and it is unlucky. ”
Hua Camel shook his head, and then continued.
"At the beginning, the battle between Heavenly Court and the Foreign Gods won and lost each other, but in general, it was still the Heavenly Court that had the upper hand, and the foreign world, especially the places bordering my human world, was still quite affected by our human world, and many places were even merged into our human world for a time. ”
"But later, the power of the foreign gods gradually became stronger, and the power of the foreign world also became stronger, and the human world and the heavenly court were frequently defeated, and on our side, the six realms themselves were in trouble again, and each world wanted to be independent and become its own king, and the heavenly court was almost about to fall apart. ”
"If the foreign world wanted to annex the human world at that time, it was really possible to do it, but the foreign world had no idea of annexing the human world at all, they just wanted to plunder the resources of the human world and completely destroy the human world. ”
"Not only do foreigners wantonly slaughter mortals in the human world, and even if they smash the good things in the human world, they have to get rid of the foreign world, but the foreign gods also continue to challenge the heavenly court, what about the heavenly court, due to the instability of the six worlds, many great powers are busy killing each other, where do they have the heart to deal with foreigners?"
"At the beginning, Heavenly Court reluctantly put together a little miscellaneous army and foreign gods to make moves, but as a result, they lost a few battles in a row, not only did the arrogance of the foreign gods not dispelled, but as a result, Heavenly Court almost changed its master, think about it, at this point, how can Heavenly Court still have the energy to fight with foreigners again?"
"In the end, Heavenly Court had no choice but to hang up the war-free card to the foreign gods, and became a turtle with a shrunken head, and even our office was revoked, allowing foreigners and foreign gods to wreak havoc in the human world......"
"But the mortals in the human world can't live anymore, the whole interface is still in turmoil, everyone will kill foreigners for a while, and kill each other for a while, and the heavenly court will hide again and don't ask ......."
"At that time, the human world was really white bones exposed in the wild, and there was no rooster crowing for thousands of miles. Since the establishment of the office in the human realm from the Heavenly Court, no such tragic thing has happened in the human realm, it is really miserable, miserable!" Hua Tuo shook his head again and again as he spoke, sighing.
He should have seen the tragic situation in the human world, and he felt unbearable to look back.
"Fortunately, later, a group of war gods in the god realm were born, and finally stabilized the six realms, defeated the foreign gods, and rebuilt our office, assisted the army of Taizu in the human world to drive away the foreigners, and even fought the human world, which once threatened the rule of the foreign gods over the foreign world, which formed today's pattern of the six worlds plus the foreign world. ”
"When we first stabilized, our Heavenly Court and the foreign gods were respectful and disrespectful to each other, but later, the plan of the Heavenly Court changed again, as if we wanted to make a deal with the foreign gods again, and still hoped to gradually influence the foreign world, but it was not like back then, I hope that the human world and the foreign world can become a family. ”
"It's because the foreign gods have formed a new view, thinking that our heavenly court is not orthodox, they say that we immortals, gods and demons are monsters, but their foreign gods are orthodox, so this matter is complicated, in the eyes of the foreign gods, heavenly court has become a heresy. ”
"This matter makes the Heavenly Court and the Six Realms very anxious, so they try their best to hope that the foreign world and the foreign gods can recognize our orthodox status. ”
"But this effect ......" Hua Camel shook his head with his mouth smashed, and did not say any more.
Wang Yao scratched his head, after listening to Hua Camel's introduction, he always felt that it was involved, it seemed to be a psychological problem, at the beginning, we still had a psychological advantage over the foreign world and foreign gods, no matter what the foreign world and foreign gods thought of us, anyway, we didn't have any doubts about ourselves.
What kind of orthodoxy is not orthodox? Labor and management have been passed down for tens of thousands of years, where is it the turn of you monsters to admit it? Labor and management will be polite to you if they don't teach you a lesson.
But now it seems that we have actually doubted our legitimacy, or we would not rush to ask for recognition, which is like a woman wearing a new dress, and asking herself if she looks good when she meets people.
If she really thinks she's good-looking, where does she need to ask others? Since we ask others to admit it, it means that our confidence is already insufficient, and how is this kind of psychological gap formed?
Is it because Hua Camel said that the plundering and massacre of the human world by the foreign world has destroyed the self-confidence of the human world and the heavenly court? Logically speaking, it shouldn't be? In the end, isn't our human world still standing here? Aren't we all driven away and run away?
Can...... What Wang Yao saw and heard, as well as Hua Camel's introduction, all showed that whether it was the heavenly court or the human world, now in the face of foreign gods and the foreign world, they have lost their due self-confidence.
Not long after Hua Camel and Wang Yao talked about it, Sun Ke's call came, asking Hua Camel to go and break eggs, which was also the practice before the office meeting.
Before every meeting, a department always has to meet together, whether it is to play or to communicate before the meeting, in short, Wang Yao is not suitable to follow a past.
Wang Yao himself doesn't really want to go out for a walk, the content of today's document and Hua Huo's narration are quite informative, and he has to digest it well.
In the afternoon, Hao Shuo woke up, Wang Yao gave him some boiling water, but Hao Shuo shouted that he was hungry, Wang Yao had to go out and buy a few buckets of instant noodles for him.
After waiting for Hao Shuo to eat and drink enough, Wang Yao looked at his waist injury again, the name of Hua Camel Immortal Doctor was really not covered, the red mark on Hao Shuo's waist had faded, but there was still some bruising, there should be no big problem.
"That...... Obscure, you recognize the wrong person, I'm really not your father, I haven't found a wife yet, I have a job, but it's 400 yuan a month, and this money can't support you, I said, what do you want, just mention ......"
"As long as I can satisfy you, I will never be ambiguous! Then I feel that you had better sell Buddhist cards, and that vowing to build a temple is a lofty ideal, and I don't think you should give up ......."
"Think about it, if you really want to build that Lingguang Temple, you will be the abbot, isn't it quite beautiful? At that time, the money for eating incense will be enough, and there is no need to waste a lot of time on a poor person like me. ”
Before saying this, Wang Yao worked hard to adjust his emotions, and felt that he was also bitter, knowing and reasoning, and moving with affection. But after listening to Wang Yao's words, he actually sat on the bed, his nose twitched, and he looked like he was about to cry, and Wang Yao became impatient in his eyes.
"Crying, crying, when I first met you, weren't you a good exporter? You are a benefactor, and you are a poor monk, and you also know that I am a foreigner, and what do you say about finding people and worshipping Buddha, and what is wrong with you now? Why are you left crying nose?"
"A big man, a high monk, crying at every turn, what kind of thing?"
"I ...... Those words were all learned from Master You Fang of Lotus Leaf Temple, and they were all words to a strange benefactor, you are my father and mother, I ......" explained obscurely.
"I've told you a hundred times a long time ago, labor and management are not your parents, labor and management are people, surnamed Wang Mingyao, do you want me to bring your ID card to you to see?" Wang Yao immediately became angry. He looked at Hao Shuo there and looked like he was about to cry, and he was really a little anxious.
"Obscurity, what is the most important thing for a liar, do you know?" Wang Yao stared at Xuanshuo, and when he saw Xuanshuo looking at him blankly, he had to poke his head with his finger in annoyance.
"Is it a brain, do you understand?" Wang Yao said angrily. "If you don't rob or steal, you can let people give you money in a few words, this is a kind of high-IQ behavior, do you know? Have you ever seen a swindler deceive a beggar or a blind stream on the street?
"Because those people don't have any money in their hands! If you want to cheat money, you have to find those ......."
"Aunt Xia in our village, you should still remember, right? Now I take a taxi to Xiangyun Nightclub every night to ask for food, and I can ask for hundreds of yuan a night, and I can get thousands of dollars when I am more, and I am always rich......" Hearing Wang Yao say that the beggar had no money, he was immediately unconvinced.
"Uh...... That's the hero in the beggar, Hong Qigong and the like, I'm not talking about that kind of person, I mean...... I...... Why should I remember that Aunt Xia? Why don't you make trouble, okay?"
"I mean, you're going to have to cheat the rich people into going to the real estate, the nutrition guys, the high-tech ......"
Wang Yao blinked, trying to get Hao Shuo to follow his train of thought.
"Who is Hong Qigong?" looked at Wang Yao suspiciously.
"That's a beggar, but it's a beggar leader, if someone asks for money, you have to honor him first, I'm not telling you about Hong Qigong, it's the object of deception......"
"But Aunt Xia doesn't want to be the head of the meal? You should know, how can she have that ability? She often complains to me, and other women who want to eat bully her, and the peak of asking for money at night is around 12 o'clock, when there are the most people, come out and go in, and there are a few best places by the door of the nightclub......
It is estimated that Hao Shuo has communicated with Aunt Xia more than once, and when he talked about the grievances that Aunt Xia received for food, this kid suddenly became energetic.