"Accountant Li, do I look like the kind of boss who can untact the rules of employees?"

"Huh??" Accountant Li was confused, and when he was reporting to work, he was suddenly asked such a question by his boss, which was unbelievable.

Accountant Li's heart was messy for three seconds, and he quickly calmed down and said, "It's not like ah, vice president, why do you ask that?"

"It's nothing, it's just that some female employees have recently reported some ...... to me Concerns about their own safety. ”

"Which female employee is so lacking in heart?"

Han Yunfei remembered the way Chen Xi was talking in the stairwell.

yes, it's almost home!

The old accountant said from the bottom of his heart: "Vice President, you look very righteous and awe-inspiring, not like that kind of person at all. ”

Look, the problem is not with him, it must be with her eyes.

No, it's something wrong with her brain!

......

Chen Xi, who has a brain problem, is sitting lazily in the logistics department, playing a recent popular TV series on the computer, she has headphones hanging on one ear, holding a nail clipper in her hand, and occasionally raises her eyes to look at the screen when sharpening her nails, typical of double use.

This kind of youth idol drama that is self-conscious, procrastinating, and fleshy is not something that Chen Xi will watch at all, but this drama has been very popular recently, and everyone on the earth is watching it, if she doesn't watch it twice, it seems that she can't keep up with the trend.

Chen Xi, who has always followed the trend, finished trimming his nails, took out a few small bottles and bottles from the drawer, picked a color according to his mood, and began to paint his nails slowly and methodically.

Anyway, what's going on with the plot of this TV, it's procrastinating, where is it good-looking?

She clicked on the barrage with her right hand that had not yet applied nail polish, and wanted to discuss the plot with wise netizens, but the barrage was full of brainless fans, and the speeches were all 'so handsome!so beautiful!XXX I'm going to give you a monkey!' and the like.

"I have a couple of questions. Chen Xi sent a signal for help to the people around him.

Xiao Kai, who was sitting diagonally opposite, heard most clearly and reacted most positively: "What's the problem?"

Chen Xi found one of the most incomprehensible questions in a bunch of questions: "Why are their school uniforms so good-looking?"

Xiao Kai only reacted for a long time, she said that she was talking about a TV series, other people's girls are chasing dramas, what kind of appearance and figure are they concerned about, what kind of ghost is this Xiaoxi sister concerned about?

Xiao Lin interjected and replied: "Art is higher than life." ”

"This is higher than life, this is simply too higher than life! I think my school uniform in high school was not this style of painting at all. ”

Zhuang Zhuang was not in the office, and Xiao Kai answered the call and called a positive cheer: "What kind of painting style did you have back then?"

When Chen Xi thought of his 'great' high school alma mater, the first thing that came to mind was the extremely ugly school logo, and he didn't know which brain-dead designed it, a big palm, the fingers were also painted very thick, and there was a seed or something like that in the middle, the official explanation was 'holding up hope'. If such a pattern is printed on a fertilizer bag, it is simply harmonious and unwanted, but if it is printed on the chest of the school uniform, it is simply ugly on top of ugly, except for ugly, or ugly, forgive her for not thinking of any other words.

Chen Xi said succinctly: "In short, Miss Ben never wore a school uniform before. ”

When it comes to school uniforms, everyone probably has their own unforgettable memories.

Kobayashi joined in: "I don't believe it can be ugly for our school. ”

Xiaohua showed her confidence: "You all save it, our school is worthy of the name of the first ugliness in the universe, there are pictures and truths." ”

Everyone wants to see what is the first ugliest in the universe, I saw Xiaohua call up an ancient photo from the mobile phone album, the girl in the photo looks childish, with long hair and bangs, she is the same age as a flower, but she is wearing a school uniform with a strong local atmosphere, let's talk about the soil, but it uses a very bold color, a red top with green pants, under the two completely mismatched and extremely enchanting colors, a beautiful girl in the flower season has successfully become a rural village girl.

After reading it, everyone gave up their hands and said, "Xiaohua, you won." ”

Xiao Lin's eyes were sharp, and he noticed another person in the photo: "Hey, who is this person next to you?"

Xiaohua put away her phone, suddenly embarrassed, and replied softly: "My boyfriend." ”

Xiao Kai asked very nonsense: "Boyfriend?

"Hmm. Xiaohua shyly admitted that mentioning him, Xiaohua was happy and sweet, "We have been dating for ten years and are ready to get married next year." ”

Everyone had different expressions, some were shocked, some were gossipy, and Chen Xi, who was concentrating on applying nail polish.

In fact, everyone knows that Xiaohua has an object, but I don't know anything else, I didn't expect it to be a long-distance love run for so many years, from high school to now, how many difficulties do you have to overcome to achieve positive results?

Single Dog No. 1 immediately stepped forward to learn the experience: "Xiaohua, you are really good at falling in love, teach us some experience." ”

Single dog No. 2 also leaned over, bracked his ears, and secretly listened to the class.

Xiaohua looked at Xiao Kai and Xiao Lin, the two senior singles, and sighed what happened to the male colleagues in the department recently, one more than the other.

Zhuang Zhuang just asked her about how to chase girls some time ago.

Xiaohua also taught a little method, but it didn't seem to be of any use at all.

After all, falling in love is not an exam, and there is no uniform standard answer.

Xiaohua didn't want to delay these two old bachelors who humbly asked for advice, but she didn't want to pour cold water on others, so she had to say modestly: "Feelings still depend on fate, if you want to talk about any experience, I think seriousness is more important than routines, especially for some people." ”

Draw the focus, especially for some people!

Xiao Kai seriously recalled the meaning of this sentence, and before he could come up with a reason, he listened to Chen Xi's little girl and said unashamedly: "Isn't it just about falling in love, I can also teach you, the tuition fee is only a bucket for the whole family." ”

"You??" Xiao Kai and Xiao Lin questioned at the same time, and even their expressions were exactly the same.

Chen Xi finally finished painting ten nails, the oil was not dry, she was raising her hand to make a surrender form, "You two have such a tacit understanding, have you ever considered being together?"

Xiao Kai felt a headache: "Go and go, while playing, brother, I'm straight and straight!"

Chen Xi provoked trouble: "Xiaolin, he dislikes you?"

Kobayashi: "It's okay, I dislike him too." ”

What is this?

Xiao Kai walked up to Chen Xi, patted her shoulder, rarely showed a serious appearance, and said seriously: "Sister Xiaoxi, it's okay to watch more romance dramas, don't keep fighting and killing in games, it's not good for mental health!"

Chen Xi: "......"

Xiaohua, a bystander, suddenly felt that some people deserve to be single!