In the manager's room of the Eagle Sauce Club, Mr. Manager put his fat in the senior chair, and carefully looked at Gu Yuhan and Zheng Wenwen on the other side of the desk with the eyes of a fool, and after a long time, he sighed resignedly, and picked up the "Application Form for Change of Ownership of Inorganic Qì Class Intelligent Life" on the desk.

"So, you are indeed planning to purchase a non-organic Qì class male sapient creature with a genetic number X110PT53N9G7002E as your personal possessions?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense? Mr. Manager. Without waiting for Gu Yuhan to speak, because he was dug up from the bed by his friend, he was dizzy to death, so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, and Zheng Wenwen, who was waiting for an opportunity to make trouble, was waiting for a belly of anger to speak first: "If we don't plan to buy it, we should happily roll the sheets with the handsome guys in your store now, why don't you put it here to see you as a fat man?" You don't plan to sell it, and even if you sell it, we can't buy it." ”

The manager sighed again. If it weren't for the fear of attracting an investigation from the Red Light District Authority, he really didn't want to face these two problem girls who were still in the rebellious period at first glance, and they were also problem girls from the earth. The most troublesome thing about being arrogant is that he can't understand people's speech, and he has to have communication disorder when he meets him a few times a month.

"Oh, the service industry is really not a human job, any kind of inexplicable guests will meet, and if they meet, they have to continue, and they must find a way to transfer them next year! I'd rather go to the front line than stay here!"

With this in mind, Mr. Manager pressed his temperament, lifted the form in his hand to Gu Hanhan, and then said to the two Earth girls in the most peaceful tone possible: "I noticed that this form is filled in, Miss Gu, you are a native of the earth?"

"Is there a problem?" Gu Hanhan frowned, "I have a citizen ID card and a social code to prove it." ”

"No, no, no, I'm sure you're a genuine native of Earth, and you don't have to take your ID. Mr. Manager hurriedly stopped Gu Hanhan from taking out his ID card from his bag, and said: "I mean, although the cosmic law does not prohibit the sale of slaves, and the sale of sex service personnel registered as "non-organic humanoid creatures with no personal rights" in the store as private slaves is also one of the important businesses that all stores in the Rose Garden do, the only people who buy slaves here are usually tourists from countries that fully recognize slavery two thousand light years away from the earth. ”

"Those countries that do not recognize slavery within 2,000 light years will at most be slave traders, because these countries, although they do not recognize slavery itself, are at least willing to respect the sacrosanctity of the property rights of slave owners in other countries, so that slave traders of other nationalities can transport the purchased slaves into customs in the name of importing animals or goods. And Earth, unfortunately, no native of Earth has ever bought slaves, never! You know, it's not going to work?"

"Why not?" Gu Hanhan's eyes widened, "Could it be that we earthlings are not allowed to buy things that the whole universe is qualified to buy?" Mr. Manager, your words are really excessive, I have to complain to the Space Security Management Committee!"

Complaints, complaints, you earthlings know complaints!

Mr. Manager pursed his lips in disgust and explained, "It's not that it doesn't work, but it doesn't work." Earthlings are certainly entitled to buy slaves, and there is no cosmic law that prohibits this. Whoever it is, as long as he can pay enough money, of course he can take any of the slaves here, but the problem is ......"

Zheng Wenwen, who was dozing off on the side, suddenly raised her eyebrows, "Then you mean we have no money?"

Can you damned, rude little witches of Earth let me finish talking!

"It's not a question of money!" said Mr. Manager, with some impatience, "Ladies, allow me to be more direct. Miss Gu: If you don't have any plans to go on a hike around the universe recently, then I advise you to carefully consider whether it is really necessary to buy this slave. ”

"Because the Earth you live on is the only planet in the universe that does not recognize any slavery and does not approve of any slavery schemes. This means that the slave cannot be registered as cargo in the customs entry record, but only as a person. Even if you buy this slave, you won't be able to bring him into the global environmental protection circle, unless you are willing to pay a huge resource compensation tax for the slave. Since you can't take it with you, does it make sense to buy him?"

"What does this have to do with you?" Gu Hanhan frowned and looked at the fat manager and said. Then, she poked Zheng Wenwen, who was dozing off on the table because she was too sleepy.

"Oh, have you started?" Zheng Wenwen rubbed her eyes and sat up straight and wiped her saliva.

So Gu Hanhan started first: "Don't you think you are a dog with a mouse and meddling in your affairs?"

Zheng Wenwen: "The dog takes the mouse and meddles in things!"

Gu Hanhan: "I'll give money,"

Zheng Wenwen: "You are outstanding." ”

Gu Hanhan: "It's murder and arson,"

Zheng Wenwen: "It's still a home trip. ”

Gu Hanhan: "It's packed and taken home,"

Zheng Wenwen: "It's still thrown to listen to the sound"

Gu Hanhan: "It's all about you evil slave trader and bustard!"

Zheng Wenwen: "It's okay. ”

Gu Hanhan: "The old lady has no money?"

Zheng Wenwen: "You dare to refuse to sell?"

Gu Hanhan: "The glory of the Reservation Convention bathes in your business license. ”

Zheng Wenwen: "The huge fine from the Red Light District Administration rushed to your pocket and smiled slightlyOVER~"

After speaking, Zheng Wenwen lay down again.

Mr. Manager roared by 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart: Whoever Nima wants to refuse to sell, whoever refuses to sell is a bastard! What Lao Tzu is afraid of is that you two will wake up from wine and make a fuss about returning the goods!

"Even if there is no Annex X of the Convention on Reservations, we will not refuse to sell it. A slave is not a great resource. Miss Gu wants to buy this slave, as long as she can afford to pay and sign a contract, she can take it away at any time. But—" Mr. Manager resisted the urge to explode, and tapped his finger on the application form, "I must declare in advance that the slaves of our shop shall not be returned once sold, and this article shall be written in the contract of transfer of rights. Therefore, Miss Gu, please be sure not to wait for dawn to block our gate with inspectors from the Red Light District Administration to make trouble and ask for returns. ”

Gu Hanhan said inexplicably: "Why should I block your gate and ask for a return, I bought it back with all my hard work, I have a nervous disorder!"

Zheng Wenwen reflexively propped up her head, closed her eyes and said, "Neuropathy." ”

"In that case, there is no problem. Once you sign the payment, you can take the person away. Well, I'll miss the company first......" Mr. Manager immediately stood up and walked out the door, and it seemed that he would not be with these two nasty ghosts from Earth for a minute.

"Hey, you haven't sued me yet, Mr. Manager!" Gu Yuhan stood up and shouted at the manager's chubby background.

"On the question of price, please talk to Ning He, anyway, it is within the scope of Annex 10 of the Convention on Reservations, so you don't have to worry too much. The fat manager said without looking back. At the same time, he beckoned to his female secretary: "Jennifer, bring me a cup of coffee to your bedroom." This is a place that is devastating......"

"Ladies, please be seated. Ning He beckoned the two girls to sit down, "Let's talk about how much Earth Reserve Roll you should pay for this slave, Miss Gu." ”

"You make an offer. Gu Yuhan said.

"Then you're welcome," Ning He looked at the girl, judging from the eyes of his countless prostitutes, the two girls in front of him would never have more than two thousand yuan in their pockets. But people cannot be disguised, the sea water cannot be measured, and the people of the earth have always been incomprehensible, and those who dare to shout in such a place that they will definitely buy a certain slave must have two brushes if they drink too much. So, Ning He decided to test it, and the lion opened his mouth and quoted a sky-high price: "Twenty thousand yuan." With 20,000 Earth Reserve Volumes, you can go outside to receive people. ”

Gu Yuhan didn't say a word, stood up and walked out.

"Aren't you going to buy it?" asked Ning He.

"No, the Upper Planetary Space Orbit Price Administration and the Red Light District Administration have complained that you have violated the regulations, inflated prices, and disrupted the economic order around the earth. Gu Yuhan replied. She pointed to Zheng Wenwen, who was already asleep on the sofa, and said to Jack, "Please take care of her, I'll be back soon." ”

Jack hurriedly grabbed Gu Yuhan and said, "Master Gu, don't worry, the opening price of the nightclub is very large, and you can negotiate the price." Look at me, keep the price down for you. After that, he turned his head and said to Ning He: "Hey, Lao Ning, your asking price is too dark." 20,000 yuan, but there is no one who can sell it for this price when walking around the entire rose garden. A while ago, the reddest first card of the Spartan warriors next door was auctioned for how much did it cost? 14,000! This place can quickly kill people if they give 2,000. For the same life, you dare to sell it for 20,000!"

"That's not what I said, Brother Jack. Ning He skillfully manipulated the expression on his face and said, "The people who will be sent to the auction table are all goods over the age of two." Although they are all red cards, it is also the sunset, and the good times are not long, it is too normal to not be able to get any good prices, not to mention those rotten goods for two thousand yuan each. This is a fresh arrival, budding tender goods. If you don't sell it and stay in the store, you can do it for at least three years. It's hard to say whether we can go to the auction table in the future, we don't count this value, according to a full set of 150 a day, there will be 54,750 yuan for 365 days a year, and 164,250 yuan for three years. I'm not counting leap years, plus the cost and the ...... transportation."

Jack sneered: "Prisoners of war have a ghost cost, why don't you include the military expenses of this US-European war?"

"Okay," Ning He said, "Brother Jack, you are an expert, the cost and freight will not be calculated with this Miss Gu, and the odds will be wiped for you, and the price of one-tenth of the price will be sixteen thousand according to the regulations." ”

"You're really good at counting!" Jack exclaimed in surprise: "It's still sixteen thousand yuan, it's okay? Is there a cowherd who can bring a full set every day for three consecutive years? I wonder if I have to throw it into the hall on the first floor in less than half a year, and then there will be no fifty yuan a day." ”

"But it's also possible to do it for five years. Ning He argued.

"None of us can say anything like that, can we?" said Jack. "So at least there should be a compromise. ”

"Okay, minus 3,000 yuan. , ten thousand thirteen. Ning He gave in happily.

"In the past few years, it won't cost you money to feed this cowherd?" Jack continued to fight, "Everything is expensive in the earth's orbit space. In addition, the medical fee, the head fee charged by the Red Light District Administration, the quarantine fee charged by the Health Bureau, the transaction tax collected by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, and the ...... collected by the Public Security Bureau"

"Alright, alright, Brother Jack, you're not going to leave us alive. Ning He had a heart-wrenched expression on his face, "I'll look at your face, and I'll lose another thousand yuan, ten thousand or two." Miss Gu, I have a conscience. ”

Jack turned his head to look at Gu Hanhan: "Master Gu, conscience price, 12,000, what do you think?"

Gu Hanhan felt very bad. It's true that she doesn't know anything about the market here, but at least she knows her wallet.

The asking price was 20,000 yuan, and the counteroffer was 12,000, which was cut by 40%. It sounds very good, but since she really doesn't have it, then there must be something wrong with it, and the conscience price can only be the black heart price.

"I have to buy this man. What, the price is too high to afford? ”

The above is all the logic of Gu Yuhan tonight. In order to achieve this goal, she is out of the way, and she will not hesitate to play tricks.

Ning He looked at Gu Yuhan's face and said, "Are you not satisfied with this price, then why don't you give a price?"

"yes, how much can you give?" said Jack, too, on the side, "if the gap is not too big, I'll fight for it for you." ”

Gu Yuhan snorted softly and sneered, and with one mouth, he slashed his waist: "Five thousand yuan." ”

"Five thousand ......" Ning He made a look like he was about to faint, and shouted loudly: "Miss Gu, how can you be like this!"

"Yes, you really can't buy a newcomer at this price, unless it's possible to pick up customers for more than half a year. Jack beat a side drum and said, "Would you like to add some more?" or you would like to change someone or not buy it at all." ”

"That's five thousand five. I don't want others, I have to buy this Anthony."

"Okay, see if you really like it, I'll give you another 1,000 minus, and you don't have to get 20% off your consumption tonight, you will be given a free order, 11,000 you can take it and go." ”

"No, just buy it for 5,500, if you don't sell it to me, I won't leave. When the Red Light District Authority and the Center for Global Security and Defense Affairs come to your house to investigate, it's none of my business. “

"Well, we can't afford to offend the noble lady from Earth. Ning He looked like he was going to beat someone, "10,000 yuan, pay for it"

Gu Yuhan knew that he didn't dare to beat himself, so he said fearlessly: "I only have six thousand yuan, and any more is a gross ticket or something." ”

"It's impossible to sell you for this price anyway!" Ning He slapped Anthony's genetic scan information on the table, "This is a slave with physics abilities, and 10,000 yuan is already a loss." ”

Gu Yuhan felt that her mind had never been so clear, and her brain was spinning so fast that she couldn't adapt to it. She stared at Ning He's eyes and said, "It's because he has superpowers that he should be sold at a discount, right? Don't think I don't know, superpowers are always accompanied by Yan Zhan's genetic disease, and he may be sick to death! If his superpowers were really as valuable as you said, he wouldn't have been thrown here to sell them today, right? It's just that he doesn't even have a level of superpowers, and there is a high possibility of suffering from serious illness, you should be glad that there are still people who are willing to do this unjust big deal to buy him!"

These words hit Ning He's soft underbelly, his face turned pale, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Eight thousand yuan, there really can't be a penny." ”

"Where is the contract and the certificate of transfer of property, take it and sign it!"

Jennifer, the female secretary, was absent, and Ning He called another male assistant to bring the contract. A very thick stack of papers, there are more than a dozen copies. Fill in the information and price of the transfer of humanoid intelligent beings, commonly known as slaves. Gu Yuhan noticed that in the column of basic information of slaves, there was no name, only a gene number.

"Names don't mean anything, especially for slaves. Only genes can accurately characterize a person, so in the slave trade throughout the universe, it is agreed to use the genetic code of slaves. ”

Gu Hanhan nodded to accept this explanation, and then signed from top to bottom. After signing, Ning He took it over and checked it, and handed it to the male assistant after thinking that there was no problem.

"The contract and application form will be immediately sent to the Galactic Federation Slave Trade Management Commission for registration and filing of the change of title. According to the relevant regulations, the slave trade commission will accept the application within one hour, complete the procedures for changing the title within three hours, and the relevant legal documents will be delivered to you within eight hours, and your ownership of your slaves will take effect immediately. It is important to note that since the earth does not recognize slavery. Therefore, your ownership of your slaves is protected by cosmic law only outside the boundaries of the Earth's territory, and is void once you enter the Earth's environmental protection sphere. Also, because you are a native of Earth, there is no way for your slave to follow you to acquire Earth citizenship, and his Mars slave status has been naturally cancelled when the property rights are changed, so your slave will become a stateless person who is not protected by the Federal Diplomatic Convention.

"I don't understand what you're talking about at all, are those important?" Gu Hanhan pressed his somewhat drowsy head and said impatiently, "Anyway, he belongs to me now, right?"

"Yes, you can take him away after paying. Ning He said, "Today, you can only pay one-third of the deposit." However, if the balance is not paid within three days, the contract will be voided, and of course the deposit will not be refunded——"

Gu Hanhan glanced at Ning He, is it really a mother who has no money?

Gu Hanhan took out his wallet, first of all, he had six thousand-yuan bills, which were originally a record of her Gu Hanhan's shame, waiting to be torn apart in the future and thrown on the face of the eldest lady of the Yinhe Group, but now he had to temporarily embezzle it, which was six thousand yuan. Secondly, one hundred yuan is still seven, this is all Gu Hanhan's private money, brought out today for Chinese New Year's Eve, this time it was used for six thousand six. Gu Hanhan unceremoniously snatched out three hundred from the wallet of his good friend Zheng Wenwen. A total of six thousand nine, it's not enough! This is really no money to smash pots and sell iron, and she and Zheng Wenwen have some change left in their wallets. At the end, Gu Hanhan stomped his feet, closed his eyes, and swiped his credit card!

After receiving the Earth Reserve Certificate, Ning He's eyes lit up with joy. He asked earnestly: "Will I bring your slave to you now?" and the frequency of his slave chip needs to be updated to the band of your brainwaves. Why don't we handle it together now?"

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