Chapter 126: Where to Catch
"Haha, it turns out that the three of us are all pregnant with ghosts, since we are all each other, then no one can say anyone. ”
Driver Zhuang saw that everyone was half a pound to eight taels, so he joked to himself.
"Don't, don't let us ours, it's you who have ghosts, but I woke up naturally and clearly. ”
Hu Xiaoni saw that Brother-in-law Zhuang's blow was too big, and she refuted it with reasonable evidence.
"Hahaha,"
"Hehehe,"
As soon as she finished speaking, the wild girl and her new brother-in-law sat up happily.
It turned out that everyone woke up when the timer on the car was on time, but it was not as strong as Hu Xiaoni's reaction. Especially the wild girl thought that Sister Hu was in a hurry and would definitely go out in a hurry, so that she would have the opportunity to be alone with her new brother-in-law, so she quietly pinched the new brother-in-law's thigh with her hand, suggesting that he continued to pretend to be asleep.
Who knew that Sister Hu didn't leave the bed for a long time, not only did she not leave the nest, but she lay down again as if supervising, which made the wild girl angry, thinking that Sister Hu was deliberately teasing them, so she pretended to sleepwalk and hooked the neck of the new brother-in-law to vent her inner dissatisfaction.
Now when I heard that Sister Hu's self-proclaimed self-proclaimed nature was pure naturalness, and the gap between it and the truth was too far away, she and her new brother-in-law couldn't help laughing, and they laughed.
As soon as they finished laughing, Hu Xiaoni who was lying in the nest was unhappy, and as soon as the word "ah" on her side fell, the wild girl was also startled and shrunk into the bed, leaving Zhuang Laose alone and sitting there like a chicken, not knowing what was going on.
It turned out that the new brother-in-law and the wild girl were excited and carried away for a while, and they ignored the scene where they were all naked, so when they all sat up with a smile, Hu Xiaoni, who was a clear bystander, had to use exaggerated Ah words to remind.
Seeing that Hu Xiaoni was a little exaggerated in shame, Brother-in-law Zhuang couldn't stand their accident anymore, and directly turned over and stammered the lines of "I'm going to die" in a vague way......
The wild girl saw that the new brother-in-law had lifted the nest all of a sudden, and was going to punish the young lady in front of herself, so she hurried over to pull the fight, and she said ambiguously while pulling, "I want to... I'm going to... I... To..."
Before Zhuang Laose could get his mouth here, he found that the wild girl was deliberately making trouble and looking for stubble.
Since you want it so much, then I'll punish you for your spoof first, as soon as I thought of this new brother-in-law, I gave up the opportunity to scare Hu Xiaoni and started bullying the wild girl.
Who knew that as soon as I put my face to the tip of the wild girl's nose, I heard that the wild girl finally made up the three words I wanted. It turned out that Hu Ye's sister wanted to say "I'm going to get up", but because of the incident, she suddenly tore her new brother-in-law's clothes, so she was afraid that she would be overwhelmed for a while, so she intermittently said "I want to... I'm going to... "......
The new brother-in-law saw that he had misunderstood the hint of the wild girl, and he also smiled angrily and asked, "You get up when you get up, why do you say that you want to... You want... Yes, when is this time still the old donkey can pause like a big gasp?"
The new brother-in-law finally understood that the wild girl was deliberately mischievous, so he taught him a lesson with bad intentions.
"Hello? Didn't I learn it all from you?"
The wild girl saw that her new brother-in-law was angry, and she was also quite unconvinced.
"What? What did I learn from me? When did I say such a nonsensical thing?"
The new brother-in-law saw that the wild girl was not convinced, and he was also ashamed to refute.
"Hehe, who just said I want... I'm going to... I'm going to... Dead?"
As soon as the wild girl saw that her new brother-in-law was still hard-mouthed, she learned vividly.
"Damn, I can't help but feel the truth just now, it's not like you deliberately repeated the pause to mislead people. ”
The new brother-in-law blushed a little in order to explain his filthiness.
"Cut, I don't believe your foolishness, according to what you say, I can also find a high-sounding reason, and directly say that I was scared by you. ”
The wild girl's IQ is not dry, and she directly scolded her new brother-in-law.
"It's... This... Can this be the same? Although I repeat it, I finally finished it in one go, who deliberately hid it like you, and only said it at the end. ”
The new brother-in-law couldn't help but be angry at the thought of the embarrassment at the end.
"Cut! That's if you want to be crooked, my original intention was to get up and make room for you, but unfortunately... You pounced on me before I could finish..."
The wild girl saw that the effect had been achieved, and it was also the beginning of the interpretation of adding oil and vinegar.
She didn't have such a good mood to make room for them, she just wanted to use the ambiguity of language, tone and rhythm to deliberately end their fight, she didn't want her dear new brother-in-law to spoil Sister Hu in front of her, and she didn't want to let herself be reduced to a supporting role and a spectator of the episode, so at such a sensitive critical moment, she had an idea to play carefully.
Sure enough, the new brother-in-law not only stopped the crime, but also was attracted by his charm in disguise.
Seeing that the scene-stealing has been successful, the cunning wild girl began to deliberately pull the topic for her kindness again, so she had the above interpretation.
Who knew that she had just finished explaining, but Sister Hu, who had not spoken, was unwilling, "What you said is good, and the explanation is also perfect, on the surface, it seems that it is helping me get out of trouble and solve the siege, but in essence, I don't believe in a single punctuation mark." ”
Hu Xiaoni saw that the wild girl was so old-fashioned at a young age, and she was also unceremoniously sarcastic.
"Yes, yes, not a single punctuation mark can be trusted. ”
The new brother-in-law lost on punctuation, so he couldn't help but echo it.
"You can pull it down, you wish the punctuation was long, never end, so you don't have to worry about what she says down there. ”
Hu Xiaoni looked at Zhuang Lao's anxious appearance, and she was also angry.
"You can't say that, it happened suddenly, and no one can control their tone accurately. ”
The wild girl saw that she was about to goof, and she was also reasoning with reason.
"Well, well, since you can't control your emotions and the speed of your speech, you should always be able to control your hands. ”
Hu Xiaoni didn't cry when she saw the wild girl when she saw the coffin, which was also ironic with conclusive evidence.
"What, my hands?
When the wild girl saw Sister Hu, she found that there was a cat in it, and it was also a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
"Yes, yes, why are your hands pulling at my panties and misleading me. ”
The new brother-in-law saw that Hu Xiaoni had finally smoothed herself out, and she also asked with tacit understanding.
"Cut, I thought it was a big deal, but it turns out that you two are suspicious of this?"
The wild girl saw that the two of them were looking for the truth, and she was also full of confidence and disdain.
"Yes, that's what you're looking for, what else do you have to say this time?"
Hu Xiaoni finally grabbed the wild girl's tail when she saw it, and she also asked with confidence.
"Cut, do you still need me to explain? He's all over his body and there's only one panty left to pull, so I can't ask me to grab him...... to stop him?"
The wild girl can't see that she can't show her killer feature, so she even talks about the performance.
When the new brother-in-law saw such a wild girl's wild movements, he was also frightened and covered his crotch, and he didn't dare to squeak.
Hu Xiaoni saw that the wild girl was so arrogant, she didn't even want the girl's shame, and she secretly admired the wild girl's daring to do and think, but no matter how cunning the fox was, she couldn't escape the clutches of the hunter, and you wanted to fool around with your little tricks, you underestimated the IQ of my Hu Xiangskirt too much, I can handle a tigress and vinegar jar like Cousin Su, not to mention you, a fledgling little hoove.
As soon as she thought of this, Hu Xiaoni's confidence came up, she looked at the wild girl who was in her hands, and then at Zhuang Laose, who was hiding, and said very disdainfully, "Can you hide it from me just because you are careful?" Of course, listening to your tone alone can't explain anything, and just looking at your actions is reasonable, but..."Hu Xiaoni said that she paused deliberately, and saw that both of them were pricking up their ears to listen to their next words, so she stopped selling Guan Zi to stimulate them," But with such a combination of your tone and action, the misleading and seductive caution is revealed. ”
Hu Xiaoni finally said all the tricks and details of the wild girl without concealing it, and the pride and smugness in her heart were obvious.
"The dog bites Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people, and I won't help you next time!"
When the wild girl heard the young lady's analysis, she was not ashamed to sell it obediently.
"Ah, and next time, when?"
The new brother-in-law, who has been watching the excitement, finally caught a topic for them to solve.
Hu Xiaoni saw that they began to live in the mud as soon as they sang and harmonized, and also joked angrily, "Just get up, you just play so many tricks, it's really not ashamed! Don't you see that you are all dressed?"
One sentence reminded everyone, and now everyone is starting to get up with different clothes for men and women.
As soon as Zhuang Laose sat up and was about to find clothes to wear, he was pressed down by two little beauties left and right, and ordered in unison as he pressed, "You can't sit up and peek, you have to lie on your stomach, and you can wear it again when we are both dressed." ”
Thinking of Driver Zhuang's squinting eyes and the bad water that could come out at any time, the two little beauties began to unite again and unanimously to the outside world.
"If you don't peek, you don't peek, why do you have to lie on your stomach?"
Zhuang Laose saw that the two little beauties had seen through their tricks, and he was also very unconvinced and asked rhetorically.