Chapter Thirty-Nine: Drama in the Classroom

Nothing was said all night.

The next morning was training and learning.

Although Zhuang Jinrong's skills in playing cards and entertainment are slightly inferior, as a poet or lecturer, Mr. Zhuang is definitely competent.

The lectures he gave were not only simple and easy to understand, but also like stand-up comedy, humorous and hilarious.

can talk about boring professional courses so smartly, it is estimated that Mr. Zhuang is the only one in the entire B city......

"A few days ago, we trained and simulated the financing function of WeBank, and I believe that everyone has basically mastered the operation and skills of financing. I'm here to solemnly announce who will absorb 10 million in each system we belong to, and we will reward her with a coupe of great value, you shouldn't have any opinions, right?"

Mr. Zhuang looked at everyone with a smile.

This time, the time is tight, the task is heavy, and there is no brave woman who will not be rewarded against, and there is still a way for Zhuang Laose to control a woman.

Looking at their absent-minded appearance when they listened to the class, Zhuang Jinrong knew that they were just listening to the excitement, and they didn't take it to heart at all.

So Zhuang Jinrong threw out this heavy temptation in a timely manner, and then swept Su Meinu and everyone looked forward to their answer.

"Poof......".

Su Meinu spit out the melon seed skin in her mouth, cleared her throat and said:

"It's not fair, I have an opinion!"

I know you have an opinion, it's you who stimulates, no doubt anymore!

Teacher Zhuang couldn't help but secretly rejoice.

But on the surface, she still joked about Su Mei with a serious face:

"Do you have an opinion? What can you say about eating melon seeds every day? Could it be that the melon seeds are too salty and not to your taste?"

"Looking for a fight, you ?......"

Su Meinu, who was flushed and had round apricot eyes, picked up the skin of melon seeds and threw Zhuang Jinrong recklessly, choking on the stubble.

For a while, chickens and dogs, jumping people and horses turned on their backs, not to mention how fragrant they were, and all the beauties also coaxed and laughed......

Su Meinu shouted angrily while chasing Teacher Zhuang:

"What kind of broken teacher, Mr. Pretend, don't talk about it early or late, and don't say it until the class is over, I don't even know what you said?"

Mr. Zhuang avoided the big white leg kicked by Su Meinu, and pleaded for himself:

"Whoever told you not to listen carefully to the class, just follow the fun and make a fool of yourself, and you don't know what messy things are thinking in your little brain all day long. ”

"You still say?...... Sister Jiang, don't pull me, I have to beat him today. ”

Su Meinu tried her best to break away from Jiang Meinu's obstruction and kick Zhuang Jinrong, but fortunately, everyone's joint efforts to dissuade her quell this farce. But Su Meinu still insulted Zhuang Jinrong unrelentingly:

"What a rotten lecturer? I don't know what bird language to say, patronizing and having fun, who knows what kind of scriptures he is talking about!"

"I'm ......" Zhuang Jinrong also stomped his foot in pain, and said indignantly, "Are you still chattering? You think it's a Japanese devil translator, then I will tell you solemnly, it's still too late to listen to the class seriously!"

At this time, Mr. Zhuang hated iron but not steel.

"Cut, the lessons on financing and absorbing savings have been finished, and there is still time for a fart!"

Su Meinu also glanced at Zhuang Jinrong with remorse, and sat on the chair coquettishly and didn't speak.

Seeing that Su Meinu was really angry, and her sexy lips were pursed, Zhuang Jinrong couldn't stop laughing.

deliberately walked up to her side, stuck out his tongue, and teased:

"Let's talk about another function of microbanking, the function of lending and credit. It's more important than sucking savings and savings, and anyone who wants to cry after not paying attention to the lecture can't find the tune!"

Zhuang Jinrong grimaced mischievously, and began his preaching and teaching again.

"Everything is relative, and we can't just go in and out. Once our site is funded or completed, we have to spend time and effort to find a place for it in the face of a massive pool of funds, otherwise the daily interest cost is also a lot of money. Therefore, we must take precautions and make plans and layouts in advance. Today, we will focus on the credit model of 'calculus' and 'gold pie', and I hope you can share it with me and put forward valuable opinions and suggestions. ”

After Mr. Zhuang finished speaking, he turned around and took the lead in writing the three big words of calculus on the blackboard.

"Hey, what about calculus, this is a high math in college, I wonder if some people can understand it?"

Su Meinu looked at the door with a smile as she spoke, looking forward to Ma Dongmei's appearance, and she didn't know what moth she was going to make. Looking for trouble one after another, it shows that Su Meinu slept well last night, was full of energy, and was refreshed.

As for where she slept, it is estimated that everyone except her nanny wants to know.

Of course, Mr. Zhuang wants to know more.

Anyway, last night he had a night of spring dreams, and he was wet all night. Whether he was holding a pillow or someone used him as a meat pillow, he really couldn't remember......

His hysteria is getting worse and worse, as long as he sleeps, he can't tell where reality is and where is dream, and once he wakes up, it is even more blurry......

Ma Dongmei was in and out of the door when she heard Su Mengmeng sarcastically mocking herself, and she also shook the dishwashing water on her hand angrily and said:

"This calculus is not another calculus, it is a credit term that I co-invented with Mr. Zhuang, and some people who have gone to college may not understand it. ”

Jiang Meinu, who had just sat next to Su Meinu, saw that Sister Ma was sarcastic about college graduates, and she also joined the camp of counterattack with injustice. "Yes, you don't understand anything if you go to college, but you know it as a chef who cooks?"

Now that the two of them are young beauties who have gone to college, she and Su Mengmeng form a united front, which is very suitable.

As soon as Ma Dongmei opened her mouth, she knew that she had spoken out of her mouth, her original intention was to target Su Meinu, but in this way, the blow would be too big.

There are many people who have gone to college, and Sister Guo is still a senior title, but there is no reason to take back what she said.

So he untied the apron, deliberately shook the water stains on the apron in front of the two beauties and retorted disdainfully:

"Without us wet people who wash dishes and cook, those seemingly noble people would have to drink the northwest wind, right?

Ma Dongmei also immediately found an ally.

"Cut! An inferior person is an inferior person. Su Meinu shook the melon seed skin on her body and said, "I only deserve to talk about our nanny." "See this.

Ma Dongmei stepped forward, her hand stuck on her waist, and she fought back aggressively:

"I don't know which so-called superior person lost money and played tricks, and he couldn't get down on other people's laps?"

Su Meinu leisurely spit out the skin of melon seeds, glanced at Sister Ma, and replied with great contempt:

"I'm willing, can you manage it? I'm not like some people who hide under the covers and communicate with each other, and I still call it co-invention and co-creation!"

Ma Dongmei is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and she took the words thrown by Su Meinu and continued to deduce:

"I don't know who did some shady work, I heard the door knock last night!"

One stone stirs up a thousand waves.

As soon as Ma Gossip's words fell, all the beauties fried the pot......

"Really, whose door is ringing?"

"It's exciting, it's so bold, it's in front of everyone!"

"That's it, right under our noses, Mano!"

......

Guo Yijie Xu Goddess is the most energetic, and she keeps deducing and constructing. They finally caught a topic, as if they really saw the scene, it seems that the two sisters are also very dissatisfied with Su Meinu's style!

"Whoever rings, who knows......"

Ma Dongmei proudly stirred everyone's sensitive and curious nerves.

"Hehe, what's the fuss about, the door is ringing and it's not the bed. Su Meinu rolled her eyes disdainfully, "This fully shows that there are many rats in the homes of inferior people, so they are easy to eavesdrop." ”

"Ahh?......h

Jiang Meinu was also taken aback, and it was not too big to see the excitement.

Su Meinu saw that with Sister Jiang's help, she added arrogantly, "And it's a female mouse ......."

"Isn't it? a noble rat with no clothes!"

Ma Dongmei made up nonsense in a set.

"Bare-bottomed rat spirits are really rare, I want to see them too!"

Goddess Xu, who hadn't spoken much, also made a move.

It seems that she can't get used to Su Meinu's arrogance, so she joined the camp of classmate Ma.

It turned out that Su Meinu's college theory just now was too hard, but she and Ma Dongmei didn't go to college among all the women, so Goddess Xu also ridiculed Su Mengmeng quite unhappily.

Ma Dongmei glanced at classmate Xu gratefully, nodded silently, and thought that the schoolmate who had walked together supported me at the critical time. Although she and Goddess Xu were mostly separated from each other, now they are standing together again and have found the feeling of long-lost classmates and sisters.

Just when they were forming a gang and forming a mess into a pot of porridge, Sister Guo couldn't stand it anymore, so she quickly cleared her throat and said:

"Chasing after the wind, being jealous, talking nonsense, not doing business, is this still in class? You don't care about Teacher Zhuang?......

She glanced at Zhuang Jinrong with some resentment, and the meaning couldn't be clearer.

Take a look, this is all the consequence of your habit of being favored by the heavens, kicking your nose and face one by one, I see how you end......

At this time.

Teacher Zhuang looked at their performance with a calm face and relish, as if he was enjoying it. It is difficult for a Qing official to decide family affairs, and Jane is constantly sorting out and messing, so he doesn't care who is right and who is wrong.

Anyway, there is a lot of time to exercise and train them, stir-fry to be healthier, and compete to lose weight.

Look at what the Su beauty has become fat in the past few days, the whole big white pig is white, tender and plump. Mr. Zhuang, who was directly seduced, didn't have the heart to lecture anymore, and kept thinking back to the smooth figure last night, whether it was a dream or a scene......

Although I think this in my heart, I can't say it on my lips.

"Smack... Syllable... Smack..."

Teacher Zhuang slammed the table with a board eraser.

"Silence, silence, the issue of rat spirits will be discussed later. Now listen to the teacher's lecture attentively, the mouse and the teacher are two different concepts......"

"I'm all the way!" Su Meinu also choked with quick thinking, "Hahaha...... It turns out that the bare-ass rat spirit was changed by you?" pointed at Teacher Zhuang as he spoke, and couldn't straighten up with a smile.

"Hahaha......"

"Hey, hey, hey......"

"Hehehe......"

"No wonder they all have the same surname as Lao ......"

Everyone burst into laughter.

A good lesson in sharing calculus and touching gold was disturbed by Su Meinu......

She doesn't care what she doesn't divide or distribute, what she cares about most is sucking storage and coupe.

"You!you!You can't be taught!" Zhuang Jinrong also imitated the old pedant, stamping his feet with his hands behind his back, walking back and forth angrily, "This is really difficult for women and villains to teach......"

For a while, everyone laughed even more happily......

"That's the end of today's lesson, let's go back and get ready to raise money!"

Su Meinu was waiting for Teacher Zhuang's words, and immediately jumped on the podium happily, hugged Teacher Zhuang's arm and did not let go, and said coquettishly like a show-off:

"Teacher Zhuang, you can give me a make-up lesson alone, I was stupid in my later life, and I didn't understand what you said?"

made Zhuang Jinrong stumble and almost didn't stand firm.

"Your performance just now was very bad, how many points can she score according to the standard of calculus? ”

After speaking, Mr. Zhuang looked at President Ma meaningfully.

"I don't respect my sister, beat and scold the teacher, disrupt the class, the calculus is basically negative, and I won't lend her a penny if I am the president!"

It seems that Ma Dongmei has a good grasp of the mode of calculus.

"So how can she improve her microcomputer score?"

Mr. Zhuang deliberately used a simple sketch plot to explain his new ideas and new ideas, which shows that it is not easy to be a leader.

Unless she takes the initiative to wash the dishes, stay overnight, and reflect on herself. ”

Governor Ma is also viciously interpreting the rules of calculus.

"What?

Su Meinu also let go of Zhuang Jinrong's arm in time and wanted to come over to find trouble with President Ma, but fortunately she was hugged by Zhuang Jinrong's waist. "Let go of me, you old man, you are in a gang, see if I don't tear her sycophant's mouth. You inferior still want me to work, you wait for me to serve you!"

Ma Dongmei was still a little afraid of Su Maniac, but when she saw that Su Laohu was firmly hugged by Zhuang Jinrong, she became bolder. She's not a fuel-efficient lamp in the first place, but this time it's even more presumptuous.

"Keep saying that I'm inferior, okay, I'm not going to do it, see how you eat it with your hands next time?!"

"Cut! Who cares about your service, I have a nanny, I don't need to eat with my hands at all, how about it? disappointed, inferior?" Su Meinu's reaction was so quick that she even thought of it.

"Huh...... Didn't you remind me that I forgot that you didn't say anything about staying with you just now? ”

As she spoke, she asked Zhuang Jinrong to put her down, "Let's go, Mr. Zhuang, you open a small stove for me alone, we will communicate in the nest, and by the way, we will satisfy some people's voyeurism." ”

"Cut, hypocrisy is dead, it's all women, it's all like that, who rarely sees it, you can appreciate it yourself!"

After saying that, Ma Dongmei slammed the door and left.

She knew that her task had been accomplished, and that these plague gods were about to leave, and that she was going to end quickly, so she had the time and energy to do official things.

She also has a coupe plot in her heart, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and she doesn't want to delay it because of these bad things......

See.

The inferior Ma Dongmei hung up the war-free card at the right time, and Su Meinu's heart was not to mention how proud.

Sample, even if you run fast, you still want to fight me, even if you are 10 years younger, you are not the opponent of this girl!

Su Nunu proudly grabbed Zhuang Jinrong's arm again, dragged him hard in front of everyone, got Teacher Zhuang into the car, and walked away......

The sisters who looked at each other were left at a loss......

Sister Guo Yijie also sighed with some loss:

"It's amazing how young people are now......!"

Looking at the car shadow that was fading away, she shook her head in disappointment.

Now that the times are different, it depends on who is thick-skinned, and if it doesn't work, you have to rely on robbing......

Zhuang Jinrong, Zhuang Jinrong! You can pretend to be as simple as you want, if you want to see you in the future, maybe you will have to rely on kidnapping......

See.

Sister Guo Yijie looked thoughtful, and the other beauties were also secretly competing in their hearts, isn't it just a coupe? The eight immortals crossed the sea to show their magical powers, and it was not certain who would kill the deer......