051 Lying
Wen Shaonian really asked this question.
"Yes, I'm pregnant. ”
I chose the most cost-effective way to answer.
Wen Shaonian looked at my waist and didn't know what he was thinking.
I don't want to know what he's making up.
Now that you've recognized me, let's finish what I didn't finish before.
I took out 500 yuan from my body and handed it to Wen Shaonian.
"This is the medical bill owed to you last time. ”
"Now we're clear. ”
"And let me tell you, I didn't steal any money, I haven't touched anyone's money. ”
"I didn't leave because I was a thief. ”
Wen Shaonian didn't take my money: "I don't have to pay back the medical expenses, and besides, I didn't spend much money last time." ”
"So you heard a few of us?"
"No wonder you didn't want to recognize me just now. ”
"Don't worry, it's not a big deal, I just thought that you might have encountered something difficult, and it was inconvenient to tell us before you left quietly. Now it's even better to know that you didn't steal the money. ”
"Maybe Chen Dan lost it herself, she doesn't have a bad heart, but she is a little sloppy and arrogant, don't be angry with her. ”
"You are still pregnant with a child, so keep the money to take care of the baby. ”
Listening to this man's chatter, I really can't help it.
Shut up, big brother.
Raise your big-headed ghost fetus!
Chen Dan doesn't have a bad heart, a big-headed ghost!
You've just been smart for a few minutes, and now you're starting to get confused again.
I feel so tired.
I stuffed the money into Wen Shaonian's hand and kindly reminded him: "Buy some pig brains to make up for it." ”
Wen Shaonian was stunned: "What?"
I turned away: "I'm telling you, don't trust women casually, the more beautiful women are, the more they will lie." ”
I'm reminding him that Chen Dan is not that simple.
Don't be sold, and help people count the money.
As for whether you can figure it out, it depends on Wen Shaonian's own understanding.
That's all I can say.
"I said I don't want the money. ”
Wen Shaonian caught up from behind and wanted to return the money to me.
But I walked very fast, Wen Shaonian didn't grab my arm, but pulled my clothes.
I didn't stop.
But Wen Shaonian pulled out a cotton bag from under my clothes.
As a result, my figure miraculously lost weight.
He was dumbfounded.
Stunned.
Look at me, and then at the cotton bales in my hand, I don't know what to say.
I simply pulled out the other cotton bag I had hidden on my body and threw it on the side of the road.
"See, women are really good at lying, not only beautiful women don't believe it, it's me who is ugly, and there is no truth. ”
"Wen Shaonian, you are too simple, this is not good. ”
With that, I strode across the road.
"...... you wait"
"Don't follow me, or I'll shout indecent!"
My words were very intimidating, and Wen Shaonian didn't dare to chase them anymore.
I quickly disappeared into the traffic.
For me, Wen Shaonian is just a roadside scenery.
You can enjoy it, but you can't linger.
Because I still have my own path.
A lonely, miserable path.
Paying too much attention to the scenery on the side of the road can make me hypocritical.
I don't have time for hypocrisy.
I have something to do right now.
For example, let that restaurant, let that couple, pay the price now!
I, Joe, can bow my head for the sake of wages.
But I've got the money, so it's time for you to see it, my little eye.