Chapter Seventy-One: Fluffy Hair
After Lingji Bodhisattva received the Yellow Wind Monster, he asked Sun Wukong to ask for the Wind Bead, and Sun Wukong said that he had lost it.
The spell was cast, but it was not found, so Lingji Bodhisattva had no choice but to give up.
When Lingji Bodhisattva left, Tang Xuanzang gave the Dingfeng Pearl to Sun Wukong in front of Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie looked a little anxious, he also contributed to some extent, why didn't he have anything.
"Bajie, don't worry. Tang Xuanzang said his rules, "As long as you work hard, you will naturally be rewarded for being a teacher." ”
"You've done well this time, so keep working hard in the future. ”
Zhu Bajie said, "Thank you, Master!"
The three masters and apprentices got out of the Huangfeng Cave, and it only took one day to cross the 800-mile Huangfeng Ridge.
Continuing west, there is a flat land.
When I saw the cold cicada defeated willow, I encountered a big river blocking the way.
Tang Xuanzang sat on the white dragon horse, looking into the distance, seeing that the river was wide and the water was angry, about eight hundred miles, it was not very easy to walk.
Eight hundred miles of quicksand river......
Tang Xuanzang sighed in his heart, there are really a lot of things that are 800 miles long in the Journey to the West, just past a Huangfeng Ridge, and a quicksand river.
Riding forward, I saw a stone tablet standing on the shore, which read: "Eight hundred quicksand boundaries, three thousand weak water depths." The goose feathers can't float, and the reed flowers sink at the bottom. ”
The three masters and apprentices were reading the inscription when they heard the sound of surging and churning, and a monster came out of the river, which looked indescribable.
He has fluffy red hair, two eyes the size of copper bells, a blue indigo face, and a dewy white vine wrapped around his waist. Nine skulls hang around his neck and a wooden stick in his hand.
Suddenly, seeing that he had weapons in his hands, Tang Xuanzang was still strange, aren't the weapons of the three of them all in my hands!
Look again, it turns out to be a wooden stick, then it's fine!
The monster went ashore and went straight to Tang Xuanzang, the monk he had already eaten nine, it tasted good, and today he watched Tang Xuanzang send it to the door, and he wanted to catch another one to taste.
What made him strange was that the hairy-faced Lei Gong stood aside with a smile on his face, and the other fat-headed and big-eared one did not rush up although he was in a hurry.
Is it so easy to get your hands on?
The thought flashed, and the monster had already arrived, seeing that Tang Xuanzang was not only not afraid, but also squinted at him, smiled, and showed a mouthful of big white teeth.
"Bang!"
The monster's head slammed into the ground!
There was a lot of mud along the river, and most of the monster's head was sunk in the dirt.
Tang Xuanzang went up and grabbed his non-mainstream red, pulled it up, smashed it in again, pulled it up, and smashed it in again......
I make your fluffy hair!
I'll make you non-mainstream!
As soon as he saw his head shape, Tang Xuanzang remembered that he had similar hair many years ago.
This hairstyle deeply caused Tang Xuanzang's discomfort!
When he thought of those years, he felt a little ashamed!
Pulling the monster's fluffy hair, I went back and forth hundreds of times before I stopped.
Tang Xuanzang casually used a spell to temporarily seal his cultivation, and then asked Sun Wukong to bring a stone and sit on it, with one leg also on the stone, looking like a mountain king.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie separated, standing on both sides of Tang Xuanzang, like bodyguards and protectors.
Tang Xuanzang didn't know where to get a long piece of thin grass, put it in his mouth, and said, "Tell me, what is your origin." ”
The monster opened his mouth and said, "Like words, like words, like words......"
"It still doesn't seem to be honest. Tang Xuanzang glared at him.
Sun Wukong held an iron rod and gave him a few "dangdangdang".
"There is a limit to my patience. Tang Xuanzang leaned forward and said.
The monster said: "I turned out to be the general of the shutter in the sky, the general of the shutter is me, you are not the general of the shutter, he is not the general of the shutter, I am the general of the shutter......"
"Speak well, and then break your mouth, believe it or not, I'll gag you with a stone. Tang Xuanzang glared at him again.
The monster was originally the curtain general of the heavenly court, that is, the personal guard of the Jade Emperor.
Usually used is a treasure staff, which is made from the branches of the laurel tree cut down by Wu Gang outside the Moon Palace.
Just because he overturned the glass cup and violated the rules of heaven, he was sentenced by the Jade Emperor to be beheaded.
Fortunately, there was a barefoot immortal to help intercede, so it was changed to degrading the mortal world and suffering from piercing the heart day and night.
After Tang Xuanzang listened, he squinted at him with his eyes and said, "I'm afraid it's fake to knock over the glass cup, and it's true to see something that can't be seen!"
After hearing this, the monster's originally blue indigo face suddenly turned white, and he muttered: "How do you know, you can't know, no one can know......"
Zhu Bajie seemed to see himself when he first met his master, and he was so helpless, as if there was no secret in front of him.
Tang Xuanzang said: "Bajie, do you remember your drunken and flirtatious fairy in neon clothes?"
Zhu Bajie was stunned, didn't know how to have his own business, and said, "Master, why are you mentioning this......
"As the teacher said, the fairy in the neon dress is the old friend of the Jade Emperor, I don't believe you ask him, who did he see that day. Tang Xuanzang said.
Zhu Bajie looked at the monster, shook his hands, and said, "Who is it?"
The monster was still in shock, and when he heard someone ask, he replied casually: "The neon dress fairy ......"
Tang Xuanzang continued: "According to my speculation, that day, the Jade Emperor drove to the Guanghan Palace in a chariot and took away the neon dress fairy. ”
"The Jade Emperor's chariot is not as simple as an ordinary carriage, but the size of at least several houses. ”
"The so-called chariot is more like a giant RV. ”
Tang Xuanzang spit out the fine grass in his mouth and said, "What will happen when the love is deep?"
Zhu Bajie held his hands, turned his face sideways, and said, "Master, what you said, my old pig is embarrassed!"
"Love to the depths, well, of course it will be to the depths. Tang Xuanzang said something that seemed to be nonsense, "The scene at that time is self-evident." ”
"The Jade Emperor and the Ni Dress Fairy are in the depths of love, he is a fool, his mouth is broken, he will definitely look at it from time to time, oops! Why hasn't the Jade Emperor come out yet!"
"Oh, it turns out that the Jade Emperor and the Neon Dress Fairy are in the depths of their love, carrying out that great exercise!"
"This fool has lifted the curtain back and forth several times, if only the curtain is lifted and the wall is rooted, then it is okay to say. ”
Tang Xuanzang couldn't help laughing: "But this fool, I actually went inside to take a look, and looked, my God, it's so white!"
"In the panic, I knocked over the glass cup!"
Zhu Bajie looked at the monster's eyes again, it was a little wrong, and he said in his heart, you are really bold enough!
Tang Xuanzang smiled and said, "If you don't believe it, you ask him, is it white?"
Zhu Bajie listened to the master's words, and continued to hold his hands and ask him: "Hey, that monster, my master asked you, is it white?"
"White!"