Chapter 36 The division of labor is different
Add money, this is already the last reserve of Da Hei and the groomsmen.
Don't let everyone drink the dark drink of cola + mustard + oyster sauce + millet spicy + garlic water + lemon juice at the same time, but also smile.
Among the people present, except for Xiao Hei, the guy's tongue was paralyzed, and there might not be anything. The rest of us are still human!
In the face of such excitement, Zhang Tong could only immediately reassure everyone: "Okay, good, add money, add money." In addition to your salary, you are adding a special bonus this month, which is not less than five figures. You've worked hard. ”
Wang Daochang heard it and just wanted to scold his mother in his heart, you are so rich, you just brushed me?!
This is Wang Daochang's ignorance, he doesn't know the inside story. Zhang Tong paid bonuses, which were public money and the company's money. What does the company's money have to do with him?
And giving red envelopes to the bridesmaids is to send his own pocket money, and the amount of this pocket money is related to himself.
Zhang Tong is a person who has a clear distinction between public and private! Public is public, and private is private.
Inspired by the five-digit figure, Jin Shanshan and the others glanced at each other.
"!"
The three strong men raised their heads and picked up the "wine", and they were very heroic.
"Gott~"
The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny. After three cups, Da Hei couldn't help but run into the toilet and vomit.
Zhang Tong looked at Da Hei who ran to vomit and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Looking at the world in a panic, it's just a few taels of broken silver." It's sad...... Now you can go. ”
Zhang Tong wanted to take Jiang Hua away as he spoke, but before he could get closer, he felt a huge force that stopped him.
Jiang Hua, who was sitting on the bed, looked innocent, as if he didn't know everything.
"Eh, the boss still has two tests. Drinking is only the first step, and there is a second test. ”
Say. ”
"Let's guess the boxing, here are rock-paper-scissors cards, ten of each, a total of thirty. Each win can offset one card. If you don't lose once, you'll have a 90 percent dark chocolate bar. ”
Xiao Xiao said that the punishment props that the bridesmaids had prepared a long time ago were ready.
"If all 30 cards are gone, you'll be considered clear. ”
After listening to Xiao Xiao's words, everyone felt that it was quite good, it was not a wedding game that was too much, and the punishment was quite easy. Eating chocolate, it's not a big deal.
Zhang Tong even laughed: "Okay! Let me do it myself!"
The rock-paper-scissors card game is easy. You can win by doing it yourself, but if you can't do it, you can cheat!
Zhang Tong confidently picked up thirty cards printed with rock-paper-scissors, and he was about to use his superpowers to spy on what cards Xiao Xiao had on the other side. As a result, it was found that there was a gravitational field around Xiao Xiao's body, so that her electromagnetic ability could not penetrate it directly.
Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Jiang Hua, who was wearing a phoenix crown and a xia veil, blinked his big eyes: "Lao Zhang, move quickly." Xiao Xiao has folded, it's up to you. ”
It seems that Jiang Hua has seen through Zhang Tong's careful thinking of wanting to cheat. This game can only be played by luck and calculation, cheating will not work.
"It's just 30 cards gone, even if it's a stroke of luck. As long as you're fast enough. Jiang Hua urged.
Zhang Tong sneered in his heart: Heh, do you think I won't be able to win if I don't cheat?
"Open!"
Xiao Xiao: "I'm scissors!"
Zhang Tong: "I'm a cloth ......"
"Second round, deal!"
Xiao Xiao: Cloth!
Zhang Tong: Stone ......
Open again.
Xiao Xiao: Stone!
Zhang Tong: Scissors......
My gambling luck is really bad......
Zhang Tong silently stuffed the ninety percent concentration of dark chocolate into his mouth, enjoying the bitterness of the loser.
Lao Zhang, who lost his ability to cheat, is actually an unscrupulous gambling scumbag. I have no luck, and I don't know how to arrange and calculate gambling well.
This led to Lao Zhang's continuous failures and continuous bitter chocolate ......
When he ate the thirtieth piece of bitter chocolate, Zhang Tong was about to cry.
There are people in this world who love bitter chocolate very much, and they like bitter chocolate with a concentration of 85 or even 90 percent. But no matter how much you love it, others can eat five grams and ten grams at most, and at most twenty grams will be the sky.
Because bitter chocolate has a rich aftertaste with a strong bitter taste. Ordinary people can't even eat it, and it's impossible to eat one at a time like ordinary chocolate. And Zhang Tong's slice of bitter chocolate weighs about ten grams. Eating 30 bars in a row is equivalent to eating 300 grams of bitter chocolate.
Zhang Tong's eyes were already filled with tears: "Xiao Xiao, can you let me get married well?"
Zhang Tong's big eyes were filled with tears, and his voice trembled slightly, which made Xiao Xiao feel unbearable. So among the cards that followed, Xiao Xiao felt deliberately waterproof, so that Zhang Tong finally canceled out all the cards after eating forty pieces of bitter chocolate.
Of course, this is not the end of the story. Because if you want to take the bride away, there is one more important step, and that is to find shoes.
These bridesmaids will always hide their shoes in particularly difficult places. In order to find shoes, Zhang Tong had to mobilize almost everyone, and they were about to shovel the ground.
In the end, it was still a little black eye, and he raised his hand and pointed: "Writing is on the air outlet of the ceiling!"
I don't know how this group of female men managed to stuff their shoes so high.
Zhang Tong hurriedly put on Jiang Hua's shoes, ready to carry Jiang Hua on his back and hurry away, not to delay the auspicious time.
However, Jiang Hua had just put on his back when Zhang Tong felt a huge pressure pressing down.
"Don't make trouble, Huahua, get married. ”
"No trouble. Jiang Hua whispered in Zhang Tong's ear: "I didn't mess with you." That's how much pressure you've had since you married me and come home. My job and my character are meant to be this. It can be stressful to be with me, I can't do laundry, cook, or clean the house. I won't do anything inside and outside the male protagonist. ”
"I only work hard outside, and my brain is very spinning, and I will offend people everywhere in order to solve cases. With me, it's going to be a lot of pressure, like a mountain. ”
Zhang Tong pushed Jiang Hua on his back, and laughed: "It's not too heavy." I really don't like to find a man who does laundry, cooking, and cleaning at home. Because I'll do all of that. I don't want to look for those who are sleek and sophisticated, because there are too many of them. Only one of the few in the world, like you, is my food. ”
"Do you know what is precious? Rare things are precious! That's why my giant panda stays on my back. In the future, you will be responsible for saving the world, and I will be responsible for saving you!
Zhang Tong took Jiang Hua to step on the flying sword, and the sky was full of light, illuminating the entire gloomy beehive and even Huaihai.