Chapter 116: Eat and Drink

"Yes, we can also use firewood for warmth. ”

Before Driver Zhuang finished speaking, he was interrupted by the naΓ―ve Hu Xiaoni.

"For you, this is no man's land, and it is snowing heavily, where did you get the firewood to pick it up?"

Driver Zhuang glanced at Hu Xiaoni disdainfully and said.

"That's right, when I went down just now, the snow was gone, and it was at least half a foot deep, where did I get the fuel?"

Hu Ye hurriedly echoed his new brother-in-law with facts.

"Yes, Hu Ye is right, the most important material we have now is gasoline, we have to use it to the blade. So I just turned off the air conditioner, and now we're going to figure out how we can keep us warm without the air conditioner?"

Driver Zhuang began to brainstorm and mobilize the masses again.

"I know this, huddle for warmth. ”

As soon as Hu Ye heard that he had to find a way, he immediately began to answer.

"Hug your head, you think it's when you were a child, and you're still hugging for warmth, it's really not ashamed!"

Hu Xiaoni started to joke before Hu Ye finished speaking.

"No, it's to be well fed and clothed. ”

Hu Ye strained.

"Mm-hmm, that's pretty much it. ”

Hu Xiaoni was satisfied.

Brother-in-law Zhuang couldn't help but conclude when he saw the innocent appearance of the two of them, "What you said is right, both methods can be used in order to survive." ”

As soon as Hu Xiaoni heard Brother-in-law Zhuang begin to praise Hu Ye in disguise, she began to feel uncomfortable.

"What are we? I didn't say anything, since you are so eager to huddle together for warmth, then you can take it away, I won't wait." After Hu Xiaoni finished speaking, she pouted and became angry.

At this time, she finally understood why those sisters were so annoying to her, and now that retribution was coming, in the face of the temptation of being smaller, more tender and wilder, it was finally her turn to be jealous.

"Sister Xiangskirt, what are you thinking? I am talking about being well fed and clothed, this is human instinct. ”

Hu Ye saw that Sister Hu was wrong, and hurriedly explained with a smile.

"Yes, yes, we bought a lot of delicious food here, and we can't starve to death. ”

Brother-in-law Zhuang saw that his beloved Snow White was angry, and hurriedly stammered as if flattering.

Hu Xiaoni saw that the effect of reminding them to pay attention to proportions had been achieved, and she also got off the donkey down the slope sarcastically, "What's the use of that, it's all raw and cold, who can still take a bite like a primitive person?"

"Hahaha, what's so difficult about this? We are high-end off-road, pots and pans, steaming, cooking, baking, and shabu-shabu!"

Brother-in-law Zhuang saw that Princess Hu had finally changed the topic, and hurriedly greeted her with a servile face.

"What's the use of that, I can eat, but I can't do it, and I won't starve to death in the end!"

Princess Hu is also self-deprecating.

"Haha, Sister Xiangskirt, are you wrong, I'm a famous chef, can I still make you hungry?"

Hu Ye saw that the opportunity to be obedient had come, and hurriedly echoed excitedly.

Hearing that the chef was right in front of her, Hu Xiaoni immediately came to her senses, "What? you are the chef, oh, I remember, you said before that you went out to learn cooking, how did I forget this stubble." ”

"You're a noble person who forgets things, and you cleared my best friend so quickly. ”

Hu Ye also joked intentionally or unintentionally.

"What noble people forget things, it's not that they are confused by that ill-intentioned person. ”

When Hu Xiaoni saw Brother-in-law Zhuang staring at Hu Ye's every move with a smile on his face, she quietly admired it, so she was angry and came to find a scapegoat.

Brother-in-law Zhuang saw that Hu Xiaoni pointed the finger at him again, and hurriedly pretended to smile and said, "Are you talking about me?"

"Hahaha, the new brother-in-law is so funny. ”

Hu Ye hurriedly covered his mouth and smiled.

"Hehehehe, you're so thick-skinned, do you think you're praising you, you don't have any eyesight at all, why don't you hurry up and get the guy out, don't you see that the chef is waiting for dry?"

Hu Xiaoni saw that Brother-in-law Zhuang began to pretend to be stupid again, and hurriedly ordered like a hostess.

Brother-in-law Zhuang obediently withdrew his gaze on Hu Ye for a long time, reluctantly got out of the car and walked to the back, opened the back door with his hands and feet, and pulled out the treasure chest of the off-road vehicle.

At the moment when the back door was opened, a biting cold wind poured in all of a sudden, and Hu Xiaoni couldn't help but shiver, it seemed that the cruel self-help had begun. But the literacy of a standard foodie told her that she couldn't sit back and enjoy it, and it was time for her to go down and help.

At this time, Chef Hu didn't feel that it was cold, but was attracted by the dazzling array of cooking utensils and shouted, "Wow! so many delicate gadgets, great, you just wait for the big meal." ”

As soon as Hu Ye finished sighing, everyone gathered around and began to help.

Although Brother-in-law Zhuang can't cook, he can operate these guys, and he adjusts the gas stove, alcohol stove, electric oven, and electric steamer all the same, indicating that Chef Hu's task has been completed.

As soon as Chef Hu saw that Brother-in-law Zhuang had prepared all the hardware facilities, he immediately smiled appreciatively, "What about pure water, where is the most important pure water, you haven't said it yet, I need to brush the pot and clean it now, do you understand?"

"Pure water, there's a button in your hand, and it comes out with a squeeze. ”

Brother-in-law Zhuang just wanted to leave when Chef Hu called him back.

"What about the spice box for oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea? I didn't see it. ”

Chef Hu searched the entire trunk, but he didn't find where the mechanism was, so he had to ask his new brother-in-law for help over and over again. The new brother-in-law took the trouble to teach her where the switch was, how to turn it on and how to turn it off, not to mention being patient. Looking at the dazzling array of new gadgets, Chef Hu couldn't help but be excited, and couldn't stop complimenting, "This car is really high-end, these are really fun!"

Looking at their intimacy with their ears and temples, Hu Xiaoni was reluctant at this time, she deliberately stirred up the situation loudly and said, "Don't patronize and have fun, arrange for me to do something first, I'm bored!"

Chef Hu saw that there was a big man here who didn't come in handy, so he hurriedly smiled and arranged, "You are a princess sister, how can you do these rough jobs, you just sit in the car and classify those delicious foods, and see what we are most suitable for what to do first and what to do later." ”

Brother-in-law Zhuang saw that he had snubbed Hu Xiaoni, and hurriedly smiled as if flattering, "I'll pick it with you, Your Royal Highness Princess, I'll let the kitchen sister cook for you what you want to eat." ”

Just when they were doing their jobs and were busy, God was also very gracious and actually stopped the wind. Although the snow has been falling, but there is no wind, the effect of cooking and stir-frying is much better, at least with the back door to cover, the snow can't drift in. Taking advantage of the rare opportunity, all the people began to fireworks.

According to Chef Hu's instructions, they first stuffed a pot of Thai rice, then fried a hockey shrimp, steamed a Jinhua ham, and cooked a white fungus bird's nest porridge. In the face of the sumptuous and delicious dishes, Brother-in-law Zhuang couldn't be happier.

After they quickly packed up everything, the Zhuang driver closed the back door that opened upward, and then went to the front to turn on the air conditioner, turn on the music, and prepare for a romantic RV-style life.

"Look at you, you are accompanied by gourmet beauties, you can't find the north, right?"

Hu Xiaoni saw that Brother-in-law Zhuang couldn't stop being anxious, so she began to bury it in a senseless way.

"Who said you can't find the cup? The glass and red wine are in the Xiaoice box under your ass, please raise your buttocks and take them out." As soon as Brother-in-law Zhuang finished speaking, everyone couldn't stop being happy.

"You want to die, why do you raise your buttocks?

This time it was Hu Xiaoni's turn to be unhappy, and hurriedly stepped forward to pull Zhuang's brother-in-law's ear.

"Who scolded you? Aren't you a noble princess? Of course your ass is a noble buttocks, or call it a cheap buttocks, fat buttocks, and heavy buttocks?"

"You're full of cheap flesh, you don't look like a brother-in-law at all, you're always old and unserious. ”

Hu Xiaoni couldn't fight, and Brother-in-law Zhuang was also not confident enough to hang up the war-free card.

Hu Ye, who had been watching the excitement, saw that the two of them had finally stopped, and hurriedly diverted his attention and said with a smile, "I didn't expect that there was such a good red wine in my new brother-in-law's car, and I have a good fortune today." ”

As he spoke, he expertly opened the cork.

"Oh, you also know red wine, so you can drink more, not only for beauty but also to keep out the cold. ”

Brother-in-law Zhuang saw that Hu Ye knew the goods, and he was also honest and polite.

"That is, if you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk, and when you drink too much, you forget your identity. ”

Hu Xiaoni saw that Brother-in-law Zhuang and Hu Ye were tacitly seducing, so she reminded with jealousy.

"Okay, well, no one should drink too much of this bottle of wine, come and toast to our great calamity. ”

Brother-in-law Zhuang didn't want to stimulate Hu Xiaoni too much, so he hurriedly went straight to the topic and invited.

"Yes, a toast to our afterlife. ”

Hu Ye also echoed affectionately.

"Okay, a toast to our night's sleep. ”

Hu Xiaoni was so excited that she even told the truth.

"Dang!"

The cups of the three of them collided together, making a pleasant sound, and an unexpectedly fragrant and exciting dinner party began. The snow is falling outside the window, the warmth in the car is warm, the time flowing between the staggered and the love of children is long-term sharing......

Before I knew it, a bottle of red wine bottomed out, and seeing that the wine was over at the end of the song, an embarrassing and cruel reality was placed in front of Hu Xiaoni again.

With such a small car and so many people, how should she, the heroine, arrange her bedtime? Can't sit until dawn with an empty wine glass, right? She has always had a habit of cleanliness, and she doesn't know how to solve her personal hygiene problems......

Hu Ye is also embarrassed at this time, although she was born poor, but the quirks she developed since childhood, so that she can't sleep without washing at night, when she works in a big hotel, she can serve herself with hot water 24 hours a day, where to find such conditions in this ice and snow now?......