The audience in the live broadcast room said that they were boiling, and they had never seen shouting microphones and shouting like this, and they were not calm, and they couldn't see the gifts and subtitles clearly. After Zhang Lin shouted the song "One Drunk Drunk", he said: "How, the anchor shouted the microphone enough." ”

I saw that the screen was full of "66666".

"The anchor is so talented. ”

"Anchor: I'm going to have a son with you. ”

"I'm convinced by the anchor, it seems that the sow can really go to heaven. ”

Of course, the gifts are also full of scrolls, just when everyone is hi, there are also different voices, and there are many people who are popular.

I saw a person named "Sows Also Go Up Trees" and said: "Garbage anchors, if they can't sing, they will trash and shout garbage to attract people." "Looking at the level, it is also blue, and it has consumed at least one million imperial capital coins.

Zhang Lin just pretended not to see it, after all, the anchor is better to cause less trouble, if he scolds someone, others may have ideas, Zhang Lin doesn't mind, but others don't, so he scolded when he saw the big stupid dog: "@母猪也会上树, you don't want to listen, you can get out, what the hell, you have to install 13 to another place, this is not a place where you can install 13." ”

Thousands of rivers and mountains also: "@母猪也会上树, your mother called you to go home for dinner, don't be embarrassed here, I really think I am a local tyrant, I want to pretend to be 13 and get out." ”

Everyone else scolded the sow for going up the tree, and Zhang Lin was also very satisfied with it. I just wanted to open my mouth and tell people to stop swearing.

But the sow will also go up the tree and continue to scold: "The anchor's garbage is garbage, not to mention that you garbage still lifts you, you know to sing something that others can't understand." ”

Zhang Lin is also angry now, not to mention that you really think you are really a thing, Zhang Lin is not an angry person, of course he has to be scolded back, so he spoke: "The sow will also go up the tree, right, I was too lazy to pay attention to you, I have been chattering crookedly, I am annoyed to see it, what are you, phew, you are not a thing if you say it wrong, it is estimated that your mother did not help you tie it up, come out to bite, and quickly let your mother call home for dinner, it is ugly, it doesn't matter if you are ugly, you also came out to see people, frightened people, hurry back, don't be embarrassed here." ”

After that, Zhang Lin scolded, and the live broadcast room was also lively:

"The anchor 666666 is amazing. ”

"The anchor is really talented in scolding, and he doesn't use dirty words. ”

"Is it okay for the anchor to be like this? Just say that people are ugly, and say that people are dogs. ”

"It's not right for the anchor to do this, it's not a thing to forgive others. ”......

After Zhang Lin and everyone's blows, people also ran away, Zhang Lin saw that everyone was gone, so there was no need to scold him, so he said: "Originally, the anchor didn't want to scold people, but black fans sometimes just want to scold him, otherwise it's really easy to bully as an anchor, and I have to scold people next time, the anchor is a pacifist and generally doesn't cause trouble, but if it provokes me, I'm not afraid of things, so stop it." ”

Zhang Lin: "Okay, since everyone likes to shout microphones, let's shout again." ”

"It's Not Because You're Not Good-Looking" for everyone:

"I'll tell you a sad story today

Why are you rejected by an Aries man It's not because you're not good-looking

Why was rejected by the shooter man It's not because you're not good-looking

Why are you rejected by a Scorpio man It's not because you're not good-looking

Why are you rejected by an Aquarius man It's not because you're not good-looking

Why haven't you had a partner for so long It's not because you're not good-looking

Why is he indifferent to confession, it's not because you don't look good

Why do excuses always don't feel good, it's not because you're not good-looking

Why haven't you fully realized that it's all because you're not good-looking

Do you think he pays a lot of attention to whether the girl has connotation No, you are wrong, he only likes girls to be good-looking

Do you think he cares a lot about whether the girl can cook No, you are wrong, he only likes girls to be good-looking

Do you think he appreciates whether the girl is talented or not, no, you are wrong, he only likes the girl to be good-looking

Do you think if you like him, she likes you No, you're wrong, he doesn't like it, unless you're good-looking

Do you think you'll be fine if you're good-looking? In fact, he still wants to find a better-looking one

Do you think he's going to be with you forever Actually, he still wants to find something better-looking

Do you think he really loves you after being together for a long time In fact, he still wants to find a better look

Now you know the truth of the matter, it's all because you're so ugly......".

As soon as I finished shouting, I saw gifts flying around on the screen.

Thousands of rivers and mountains send rockets +10

Nostalgia for the past to send out the male god +5

The goose stewed in the iron pot sends out +10 for the male god

The big stupid dog sends out +5 to the male god

Scrambled eggs with tomatoes send rockets +5...... A series of gifts, I won't go into details.

After Zhang Lin thanked everyone for the gifts, he then sang a few songs and said, "I'm also tired of singing, so I'll take a break and talk to you about a few dollars." Speaking of chatting, I myself like to tell bad jokes, so I'm going to tell you a few bad jokes today.

"The anchor rode a shared bicycle home yesterday and collided head-on with a retrograde aunt. I didn't fall down when I didn't ride fast, and then my aunt was stunned for a moment and then swayed and was about to fall, how clever I am, I threw down the car and chose a comfortable position and lay there, and then said to my aunt: Auntie, we are all riding bicycles, or shared, let's get up and go our own way? Auntie ignored me, okay, then we will consume. Maybe I was so comfortable lying on my stomach that I actually fell asleep. When I woke up, my aunt was gone, the car was gone, and the key was who carried me to the side of the road, and there were a few steel hammers next to it!"

"Done?"

"Hah...... Ha ......"

"Isn't the anchor afraid of being threatened?"

"I didn't expect the anchor to tell bad jokes. ”

"It's funny for the anchor to tell cold jokes, does the anchor want to laugh us to death, and then inherit our Huabei......?"

Zhang Lin said: "Is it really that funny? Then I'll talk about a few more." ”

Zhang Lin casually told a few more cold jokes, and then went to sleep.

The next day, Zhang Lin remembered that he hadn't uploaded those sung songs to Orange Music yet, so he planned to record them first, after all, there was no soundtrack in the live broadcast room, and it wasn't so good.

Zhang Lin didn't think about where to record later, so he checked on the Internet, and just saw that there was a Luoxing Entertainment company, which belongs to a subsidiary of Luoxing Group, and it is also in the southwest. After a few days, there are even more first-line stars, which shows its strength, Zhang Lin remembered where he seemed to have seen it, and after thinking about it, he thought that the wife of his little brother Wu Zhiyong, who he just received a few days ago, happened to be the president of Luoxing Group, and Zhang Lin was demanding, otherwise he would just find a recording studio, it seems that he can only find Xu Mengqin, trouble her, just owe a favor first. I also thought that I must have my own recording studio in the future, and I don't want to trouble others every time.

Zhang Lin thought about it, so he went to find Xu Mengqin's business card, and after finding the business card, he called it, and after a few rings, someone over there answered:

"Hey, hello, may I ask who you are?" heard Xu Mengqin's voice.

Zhang Lin: "Mengqin, I'm Zhang Lin!"

Xu Mengqin: "Yo, it's Zhang Lin! I said who called me, today is the sun in the west, remember to call me?"

Zhang Lin: "Isn't this busy, Mengqin understands, and will definitely greet Mengqin every day in the future." ”

"Tell me, what's the matter?" asked Xu Mengqin with certainty.

Zhang Lin: "Mengqin still understands me, I just have something I want to put on Mengqin, and with Mengqin's ability, it's easy to come by." ”

"Don't be afraid of sycophants, be direct, be careful that Mengqin doesn't help you. Xu Mengqin said angrily, and did not forget to threaten Zhang Lin. No, I really don't want to help, I just want to hit Zhang Lin.

Zhang Lin: "Don't, I said it's not okay? It's just that I have a few songs that need to be recorded, and I just know that Mengqin has a way, so I can only trouble you, the president, by the way, hug your thighs or something!"

Xu Mengqin: "Don't shoot too loudly, be careful to pat the horse's legs, you can call me at the door of the company in the afternoon, I'll take you there." ”

"Then thank you Mengqin, it is worthy of my little brother's virtuous help, that is, there is love. Zhang Lin didn't forget to joke that Xu Mengqin took a picture of the fart by the way.

Xu Mengqin: "Then I'll hang up first, I'm busy, just come over in the afternoon, hang up." ”。

Zhang Lin said: "I troubled Mengqin that afternoon, and I hung up the phone when I saw you in the afternoon." Zhang Lin arranged the songs to be recorded, and waited for him to record them.