Chapter 040: Masturbation Rules
"Uh, I'm really hungry," Huang Shaochuan was a little embarrassed.
"It's strange if you're not hungry, you haven't eaten for ten days and ten nights, and you thought you had cultivated to become an immortal, so you would still be hungry. ”
Qiao Li stood at the door and "giggled" and laughed like a flower.
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Twenty minutes later, Huang Shaochuan sat in the co-pilot of a black jeep in a white casual suit, touched the collar of his jacket and asked Qiao Li, who was driving;
"The bureau still equips it with such clothes?"
Qiao Li glanced at Huang Shaochuan like a fool when he heard this, is it okay for the old lady to buy it for you, your unit will prepare personal items for you?
"Don't put it on or take it off, love it or not. ”
Qiao Li pouted, but you dare to take it off and give it to the old lady to try.
"Well, no, I mean it's stylish, it fits perfectly, and the people who buy it are so tasteful. ”
Huang Shaochuan's desire to survive is very strong, no matter what, even if there is a mistake in complimenting, it can be right.
The effect was immediate, and although Qiao Li was humming, he had a smile on his face.
Suddenly, Huang Shaochuan's words changed, "How do you know that I can use it?"
Qiao Li's hand almost shook as he drove;
"I bought it a few days ago, do you want to wear a uniform and go out to eat? Also, can you shut up the old lady, do you still want to get out of the car safely? ”
Qiao Li felt that Huang Shaochuan was a little straight male cancer today, as if his brain was lacking roots, and Huang Shaochuan thought that Qiao Li's relatives were here.
Huang Shaochuan's face was sneering, and he didn't dare to stimulate Qiao Li anymore.
Nothing to say all the way.
Ten minutes later, the black jeep stopped on the side of the road in front of a barbecue stand.
Qiao Li, who was wearing long-sleeved white T and blue and white skinny jeans underneath, ran to the barbecue stall non-stop after getting out of the car.
Qiao Li chose an empty table, and before anyone sat down, he shouted excitedly on his face:
"Boss, one as usual, no, three. ”
A boss who looked like he was forty or fifty years old and was so busy in front of the barbecue grill that he didn't even raise his head, and replied directly, "Okay." ”
After Qiao Li finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at Huang Shaochuan who walked in slowly, with a happy face on his face.
"Hey, who the hell is hungry between the two of us, can you finish eating?"
Huang Shaochuan laughed and pulled out the plastic stool, invited Qiao Li up, and then pulled out the stool himself and sat down.
"Hee-hee, I don't care, anyway, you're in for a treat. ”
Qiao Li's eyes were like the moon, and she was as white as a little girl getting her beloved toy.
In front of the strings, whether it is up to ninety-nine, or down to nine, who can withstand it, one sip at a time, and a glass of beer under the stomach (the little fart is automatically filtered), it doesn't matter if you are a goddess or a male god, if you dare to grab my last bite, I will be able to fight with you.
"Rest assured to eat openly, and be full!"
Huang Shaochuan waved his hand, "Boss, come with a bottle of beer, the kind that wants to be iced to death, and then a glass of water, the warm one." ”
"Masturbating to you actually drinking water?"
Qiao Li was stunned, what are you making trouble?
"Why, of course I'll drink beer, and the warm water is for you. ”
Huang Shaochuan had an exaggerated expression, you are stupid to me!
Qiao Li was dumbfounded, "Why do you drink beer and I drink water?"
"Aren't you a relative? ”
"Your uncle is here!"
"Uh..." Huang Shaochuan looked dumbfounded, and then shouted impassionedly;
"Boss, get a beer. ”
It didn't take long for the two of them to have a table full of fragrant and tempting barbecue skewers.
The two of them filled the potbelly cup, and then drank it at the same time with a "bang", and then wiped the corners of their mouths, you look at me, I look at you, and their eyes are shining.
The two of them suddenly grabbed a string of fat cows at the same time, saying that it was too late and that it was fast, and both hands grabbed the tail of the bamboo skewer at the same time.
"I got it first!" Qiao Li roared.
"What the hell, I grabbed it with three fingers, and you only have two. "Huang Shaochuan's momentum is a little weak.
"I don't care, it's mine, if you don't let go, I'm going to be angry!"
Qiao Li said deliberately unhappily with an expression.
"Okay, you have a big voice, you have a reason. ”
Huang Shaochuan was defeated, and then shifted the target and grabbed the other two strings of fat cattle at the same time.
When Huang Shaochuan grabbed two strings of fat cows at the same time, Qiao Li's eyes were straight, and he snorted, "No, you are cheating, one string at a time." ”
Huang Shaochuan's hands stiffened, and his face was full of question marks, "Where did the rules come from?"
"I've made the rules. ”
At this time, Qiao Li had already eaten a bite of fat cow, and the expression on his face was so proud that he didn't want it.
"I... You... I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, I am willing to bow down. ”
Huang Shaochuan stared at the two eyeballs and threw himself to the ground.
Qiao Li took another bite of the fat cow, squinted his eyes and said, "What did you say? ”
Huang Shaochuan confessed, "Say that you are wise, the rules set are very good, this kind of string rules should be vigorously promoted, this rule is the gospel of cherry mouth!"
After Huang Shaochuan finished speaking, he only grabbed a bunch of fat cows, and with an angry expression, he took a bite from the tail to the head, chewing it, hum!
"Giggles. ”
Qiao Li threw the finished bamboo skewers on the table, picked up another bunch, and his face bloomed with joy.
When the two of them feasted and there were a few more empty wine bottles on the ground, according to the routine, it was time for someone to find fault.
I don't know when, a few shirtless street slickers on the side of the road who don't know what to draw on their bodies walked towards Huang Shaochuan.
Uh, it should be coming towards Qiao Damei, Huang Shaochuan is not so charming.
The two people who were feasting had already noticed that Huang Shaochuan had his back to a few street runners and scooped the four taels of meat in his hands, then threw it on the table and poured a sip of wine.
"Here we go again, do you want to come up with something new. ”
Huang Shaochuan wiped the corners of his mouth with his wrist and said helplessly to Qiao Li.
"Alas, this is the consciousness of having a supper with a beautiful woman. ”
Qiao Lipi replied with a smile, she was also very helpless, and it was not her fault.
"Well, I have this realization, but I just think it's greasy to deal with these scum. ”
"Huh!"
Qiao Li was speechless.
At this time, an arm wrapped around Huang Shaochuan's shoulder, and Huang Shaochuan slandered in his heart.
Let you say an opening sentence first, and pretend to be good, otherwise you will lie on the ground if you don't put it on, you won't be able to get over your face, and it will be difficult to explain to your brother.
The person who hugged Huang Shaochuan's shoulder had yellow hair, held a cigarette butt in his left hand, and spit out a puff of smoke next to Huang Shaochuan's face.
"Beauty, you see that the night is dark and the wind is high, such a beautiful day, it is better for you to go with your brothers to enjoy the flowers and the moon, and then by the way, you will be happy. ”
Qiao Li continued to eat the skewers without raising his eyelids, and then looked at Huang Shaochuan with a fascinated smile;
"This one is so delicious, can I eat another bunch?"
"Well, if it's delicious, you can eat more. ”
The invisible wall of the two seems to stimulate the yellow hair, and the fork of Ya is more cow than Lao Tzu, giving you two faces.
Huang Mao angrily shook off the cigarette butt in his hand, and instantly picked up the empty bottle on the ground to give Huang Shaochuan a good start.