"Dad, will you come back for a few days this time?" Kong Ergou wiped his tears.

"Well, time is pressing, I'll leave in a while...... It's tight over there, hehe. ”

"Hurry up!"

"What are you doing?"

"I'll call my mother, you old couple are nagging!" Kong Ergou got up to leave.

"Ah, don't mind! It's not enough to cry alone," Chen Tao said loudly, "That, Ergouzi, the secret of heaven must not be revealed, your mother is old, and she will be scared again." ”

"Yes, I forgot about it. Kong Ergou wiped away his tears, his white face was full of smiles, and he rubbed his hands and said, "Dad, I'll call Youzhen and Xiaowei and let them kowtow to you!

Chen Tao wanted to refuse, but when he thought of Lu Zhongwei's dog-faced look at people just now, he was angry in his heart, and thought for a while, "Forget it, the woman is yin, and if she hurts her body again, let Xiaowei come over." ”

"Okay!"

A few minutes later, Kong Ergou pulled the bewildered Lu Zhongwei into the house and locked the door again.

"Dad, I'm welcoming my relatives outside, and no one is watching over there. As he spoke, he looked at Chen Tao, who was sitting on the chair dangling Erlang's legs, and the puzzled look on his face was even heavier.

Kong Ergou pointed at Chen Tao weakly, "Your grandfather is back, quickly, kowtow to your grandfather!"

"My father, who????, where is my father?" Lu Zhongwei's eyes searched, and he shook his head several times.

Kong Ergou is in a hurry. It's said that time is pressing, this kid is still a mushroom, let you call you can call it, what so much!

"He's not the kid from Chen Laofu's family, he's your grandfather!

"Ah?!!" Lu Zhongwei's jaw almost dropped, "Dad......! You, you, you. ”

"Your grandfather has entrusted him to him, just to see the two of you get married, so quickly kowtow to grandpa. Hurry up, hurry up!***" Kong Ergou was in a hurry and scolded directly.

"Daddy...... You, my grandfather has been gone for five years!"

"Ahem, ahem. Chen Tao pretended to cough, "Dog, since the child is not happy, then don't be reluctant, besides, this hour is coming." He stood up and gestured to leave.

"He's*, you're a king!" Kong Ergou gave Lu Zhongwei a big-eared spoon, "Kneel down!"

Turning his head and saying to Chen Tao with a smile, "Dad, your old man will wait a little longer, and I will ask him to kowtow to you immediately!"

"Kneel!" Kong Ergou glared.

Lu Zhongwei was angry with a blow on the back of his head, and when he heard that his father-in-law really called Chen Tao his father, and what he said was sincere, it was simply a family outpouring of affection, and he couldn't help but be very puzzled, "Is it really my father-in-law and his father are back? This thing is a bit of a ...... for his mother."

He looked at Chen Tao and didn't move for a while. At the end, he said with a bitter face, "Dad, the boy has gold under his knees, and you ask me to call a child grandpa, I can't open my mouth." I'd better call Youzhen. ”

Kong Ergou has long looked down on this uncle, and now he is even more angry when he says this, he narrowed his eyes carefully, and said in a low voice, "Don't you kid think it's bad for me to deliver that car to you? Today, you kneel down and kowtow to your grandfather, and I'll give you a Mercedes-Benz E300!"

Lu Zhongwei's heart jumped!

Mercedes E300?!

That's a small car of half a million!

Kneel?

Or not kneeling?

It's not a multiple-choice question!

This is a question to be scored!

Mercedes-Benz drove out more than you* have face, while the tiger at home was pregnant, just went to the college town to have fun with two female college students!

It is said that men have gold under their knees, don't they kneel down to pick it up?

Kneel!

Isn't it just grandpa?

If they have any relatives in the family, let's all come together!

I'm going to call you bankrupt.

"Dad!" Lu Zhong was righteous and awe-inspiring, "What are you talking about? My father is back, shouldn't I kowtow to me?"

Poof!

"Grandpa is on top, Zhong Wei kowtows to you!"

Knock knock!

Lu Zhongwei respectfully kowtowed three times.

"Grandpa, you bless me and Youzhen with a good life in the spirit of heaven!"

Knock knock!

These few rings Lu Zhongwei is bloody, he heard that he was happy to give a Mercedes-Benz, and he kowtowed six heads, the hotel was a tile on the ground, and the red piece in the middle of his head was knocked.

Chen Tao was so happy in his heart, "Ahem, Ergouzi, Xiaowei is finished, what about Youzhen?"

Kong Ergou gave Lu Zhongwei a kick in the fart, "Kowtow to grandpa for your daughter-in-law!"

"Hey, grandpa, I'll kowtow to you for Youzhen!"

Knock knock.

Knock knock!

These six strokes are obviously slow, the force is not as loud as just now, and the voice is a lot quieter.

Chen Tao smiled, "Good grandson, filial piety, good!"

Lu Zhongwei gritted his teeth, rubbed his head, and was about to stand up, only to hear Chen Tao say again.

"I'm over there, I saw your grandfather, your grandfather can't come back, always ask me about his great-granddaughter. Xiaowei, you can kowtow to your grandfather! I'll take it for him, hahahaha. ”

Lu Zhongwei's mouth was almost crooked, is this the loyal and honest Kong old man that Kong Ergou often talks about?

Is this too chicken thief?

Can kowtow still bear for others?

How can you talk about this?

Just as he was thinking about how to prevaricate, Kong Ergou knelt down.

"Dad, I'm kowtowing to my grandfather!

Knock knock!

Knock knock!

Get!

Lu Zhongwei gritted his teeth!

If you don't knock, you can't do it, what else can he say if he knocks his father-in-law?

Knock it!

"Grandpa, I'll kowtow to you, you always bless the two of us with a prosperous life!"

Knock knock!

Knock knock!

Knock knock!

Kong Ergou knocked six, he knocked nine, and after knocking his nine, he had to knock nine for his daughter-in-law.

After these eighteen heads were finished, Lu Zhongwei had a thought in his heart, "This Mercedes-Benz car is not a good profit!"

He felt like someone had slapped a brick in the middle of his head, a hot and spicy pain, a touch, swollen and quite high, like a table tennis ball!

What's even more annoying is that Chen Tao's mouth has not been idle, what "Bigger, have you eaten? It's not loud, it's not loud yet, your grandfather can't hear it behind his ears!"

Seeing that Lu Zhongwei was trembling and about to stand up, Chen Tao also said, "Ahem, Xiaowei, guess what? When I came back, I saw your grandfather and his third aunt's seventh uncle and grandfather, you ......."

Lu Zhongwei is really crying now, if you knock eighteen more, your mother will become a gourd baby, besides, what kind of relative is the seventh uncle?

You're playing with me sincerely!

He rubbed his head, "Grandpa, I really can't do it, I, I'm all concussed!

Good fellow, I'm in a hurry to tell the truth.

Chen Tao smacked his lips and said with a little displeasure, "Young man, I can't bear this hardship, can I give my granddaughter happiness in the future?"

Lu Zhongwei gritted his teeth, "Is this related to suffering? This Nima is a tired and silly boy!"