Chapter 68: Criticism
According to the agricultural Koveko, this kind of thing is due to objective reasons, and the mission goal in August has not been completed, and it is hoped that the task in September will be reduced. After all, the crops of the fallen and submerged farmland cannot continue to grow, and according to the original mission objectives, the agricultural department will lose money this year.
Other section chiefs also expressed their agreement with Wei Ke's opinion, and Ke Ke said something off topic, the content is that agriculture is very important, and every turmoil in the human world in the past was caused by grain failure, so the agricultural department must fully understand the importance of its own task.
Ke Ke is really a level of leadership, these words up to the three emperors and five emperors, down to the present, counting historical facts, like a history lesson for everyone, listening to his words, I feel that no food will indeed cause chaos in the world, and the atmosphere in the conference room has changed.
Next, Lu Xian coughed lightly and was about to speak, but Wei Cai took advantage of the effort of pouring tea and muttered softly in Lu Xian's ear, but it turned out that Ke Ke's words took too long, and it was time for the afternoon meeting to end.
The corners of Wei Cai's eyes and eyebrows were full of affection, and he was already impatient.
However, Lu Xianke is a career-oriented leader, this emotion has just brewed, and he was interrupted by Wei Cai, and he can't help but be very dissatisfied, besides, he has that kind of relationship with Wei Cai, what's the big deal about delaying some time in a meeting?
No matter how the people are abused behind their backs, Lu Xian still pays attention to his leadership image in front of people, he glanced at Wei Cai fiercely, stroked three locks of long hair, ignored Wei Cai's opinion, and then began his speech.
"Everyone has heard Koko's words, and they are very thought-provoking! Ensuring smooth weather in the human world and a bumper harvest in agriculture is a political task of our office! This task does not allow any prevarication and bargaining! No objective reason can be used as a reason......
Listening to Lu Xian's impassioned speech, Wei Ke's face immediately became bitter, Wei Cai twisted Lu Xian heavily behind his back, walked off the rostrum angrily, and did not pour tea for the group of immortals below, and walked out of the conference room.
At this time, Wei Cai did not avoid people, many people saw Wei Cai's movements behind Lu Xian, only to see Lu Xian's thin willow eyebrows instantly frowned together, but soon stretched out again, and he continued to launch his own grand discussion on the issue of agriculture.
Ideological issues are very important, but the agricultural department still does not realize the importance of its own work ideologically, and when it encounters things, it pushes it to the objective level, which is very objective, where does the subjective run? The difficulty is a spring, and if you are weak, it will be strong!
In your own office, you can't let the spring prevail!
Lu Xian was very excited, and finally made a summary, not only can the tasks of the agricultural department not be reduced, but also increased by another 5 percentage points according to the plan at the beginning of the year. Waco sat on it, his face as black as the bottom of a pot, and this year's merit was in vain, but he didn't dare to refute it again.
In the thunderous applause, the afternoon meeting was over, and the time was almost 7 o'clock in the evening, and a group of immortals simply did not leave the conference room, after all, it was going to continue at 8 o'clock, back and forth, there was no waste of time, anyway, everyone was an immortal, and it was okay if you didn't eat dinner.
However, Lu Xian still left in a hurry, everyone knew that the leader must have gone to comfort that Xiaocai, and smiled mysteriously at each other, each talking a little nonsense. Na Luan Chu went around to the last row and sat next to Wang Yao.
"I've been looking for you for a long time, that, Lu Xian seems to have a big prejudice against you, you have to find a way. Luan Chu leaned over to Wang Yao's head and whispered.
If Luan Chu had said this to him yesterday morning, Wang Yao would have really thanked him, but now he has been fined 500 merits, and he has returned it, and he has been rewarded with another 100.
"I've read all your daily reports, there's no problem, I don't know why Lu Xian is so popular......" Luan Chu was still there unaware, still muttering.
"Who is that person?" Wang Yao pointed to the door of the conference room, only to see a guy in a suit and leather shoes sneak in with a grimace.
"Zhu Gu, you can see how my son's poem is written, you say, can you send him a comment in the Heavenly Court Poetry Magazine......" Cui Runiu is still doing the work of Zhu Gu for his son.
"Lao Cui, don't be busy with me, Wang Gu is idle, are you looking for him?"
Zhu Gu's face was greasy.
"Didn't I see that you were in the Heavenly Court, more famous than that Wang Gu? Do you think about my son, who writes poems every day at a young age, isn't this also a talent in the Heavenly Court?
Cui Quan is still chattering there and persevering.
"Lao Cui, let's be honest with you, I recently took the time to watch a few variety shows in the human world, and I found that just like Luan Gu said, your son wrote the lyrics of the popular songs in the human world, No, you are the most beautiful cloud in the sky, how can I leave you with my heart......"
"I watched a documentary last night about square dancing in the human world, and the words that your son wrote on it, I said Cui Gu, we are all from the Human World Office, do you really not know, why do you especially watch me drill into the pile of old papers all day long, deliberately coaxing me?" Zhu said angrily.
"I ...... This...... How dare I coax you, and then talk about those immortals in the fairy world, who knows what the human world sings, you look at this one again, laugh at you and I spend all my money in vain, love to compete for the beauty of the mirror flower, you look at how well this poem is written, I see that tears are falling......"
"Dude, it's no show! Although I haven't heard this song, this poem is especially the lyrics, you said that your son has just been weaned, what are you doing in such a hurry to become famous? Wouldn't it be good to learn how to write first?" Zhu Quan glanced at Cui Kuo.
"Oh, then it's too late, now it's popular in the human world to win at the starting line, and when my son learns to write, won't he throw people out of 108,000 miles?" Cui stomped his feet anxiously.
"Why are you so good at comparing yourself to those mortals? Mortals have a short lifespan, and they are in a hurry to do everything, why are you still early to die, why are you in a hurry there?" Zhu Gu raised his eyebrows, he was really a little impatient with this Cui Gu.
"Excuse me, is this a venue for criticizing pseudoscience?" Cui was about to wait for more, but a man in a suit and leather shoes next to him suddenly asked timidly.
"Uh...... Yes, yes, we are criticizing pseudoscience, a child who has just been weaned, writes thousands of poems a day, absolutely pseudoscience!" Cui Gu looked straight, but he didn't expect that at some point, a mortal mixed into the immortal pile, and hurriedly made up for it.
"Ah, that's the case, may I ask your surname?" The man in the suit saw that only Cui Gu replied to him, and hurriedly asked with a smile at Cui Gu.
"Your surname is Cui, who are you?" Cui Gu frowned, and all the immortals in the conference room also looked over.
"I'm the managing manager of this mountain hotel and I'm here because...... There is some pseudo-scientific thing going on in our hotel, and I hope I can ask you to help solve it. The man in the suit explained to Cui Gu.
"What's the matter?" Cui Gu looked left and right, and saw that no one accosted him, so he had to bite the bullet and continue to ask.
"That's right, something happened to our hotel last night, a security guard insisted that he was slapped by a ghost last night, and he must ask for leave today, this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is an important customer of our hotel......"
"He booked a banquet with us yesterday for nine days, but today he is determined to leave. The point is that the reason for his withdrawal is very strange, he said that he has not lived enough, the suffering of life has not been tasted, and he does not want to be invited by the Bodhisattva to the Western Heaven Elysium so early, which is ...... I really don't understand......"
"How did you get in touch with Shangxitian when you booked a banquet? I'm not afraid to tell you, we did have a guest who had an accident last night, and after the hospital examination, he choked to death because of a chicken foot and neck stuck in his throat and eye, you are all critics of pseudoscience, you should know ......"
"This is the natural phenomenon of the Eight Classics, but the customer wants to say that it is because the deceased held a prayer ceremony, moved the Bodhisattva, and was invited by the Buddha to go to the Western Heavens, which is ...... I don't know what's going on, so I wanted to ask you, what is this...... Is it pseudoscience?"
"If it's pseudoscience, can you do a favor, criticize, let our customer sober up, to be honest, it's really hard to run a hotel now, a full thirty tables last night, just because that customer died, no one admitted it......"
Listening to the words of the man in the suit, Wang Yao and Hua Camel glanced at each other, but no one spoke.
"That...... This kind of thing...... I...... It's not a leader, you'd better find us......" Cui Gu listened to the man in the suit babbling for a while, it was a ghost, a West Heaven, a Buddha, and what chicken feet and necks were also entangled in it, and I felt that this matter was quite complicated, so I wanted to push it out.
"Hello, manager, huh?" Koko squeezed in from behind.
"Yes, Managing Manager. The man in the suit nodded at Koko and smiled.
"Let's tell you this, we criticize pseudoscience, mainly in the feudal superstition, and it does not involve religious beliefs, the Western Heavens, Buddhas and the like you said have been involved in religious beliefs, so we are not good to come forward, we are going to have a meeting soon, you should think of other ways. ”
Keko has a level in the end, and he picked everyone out in two simple sentences.
"That'...... The security guard slapped the ghost, this ...... It's feudal superstition, isn't it?" the man in the suit was still reluctant to leave, and then asked.
"This ......" Ke Ke was stunned, and turned his face to look at Zhang Ke in the security department. "You have experience in dealing with this kind of thing, why don't you go and see it?"
"Which is my turn for this kind of thing?" Zhang Ke smiled, "Ma Gu, you go...... By the way, Xiao Wang, does this have anything to do with the hotel waiter calling you over yesterday?"
Sure enough, the immortals don't have a fuel-efficient lamp, and they use immortal magic in the hotel security office, but I'm afraid that Zhang Ke has already known about it. Wang Yao smiled at Zhang Ke quietly and nodded.
"You're on the scene, that's better, is there a ghost who slapped the security guard?" Zhang Gu asked with a smile, he didn't actually want to point out Wang Yao, but since Ke Ke named himself, although the security department specializes in wiping his ass, what is Wang Yao?
This immortal who has been deducted 500 merits by Lu Xian, has no hope and no future, although he is an old man, but just like the tiger that has been pulled out and fluttered blindly, he actually doesn't know whether he is alive or dead and has a marriage for Lu Xian, why don't he die fast enough, what is there to taboo about himself?
Zhang Quan is not the kind of person who blindly abuses good people, he originally wanted to ask his subordinate Ma Quan to fool things up, but after thinking about it, he still pulled Wang Yao out, and did it himself, and found a way to solve it by himself, and his security department couldn't rush to wipe everyone's buttocks.
"Oh......" When Wang Yao stood up, he already understood Zhang Ke's sinister intentions, their meeting was a meeting to criticize pseudoscience, if he saw the pseudoscience thing last night, but pretended to be deaf and dumb, then he would not be qualified to participate in this meeting.
So he couldn't admit that it was a ghost who slapped the security guard in the conference room last night, but he couldn't admit that he used immortal arts, one is because Heavenly Court has strict rules on the use of immortal magic in the human world, and it is taboo to use it casually.
Again, isn't fairy magic still pseudoscience?
"That...... Last night, I saw very clearly, the security guard wanted the monk to pay for the boss's family, and the monk took out the money, but the boss's family resolutely did not want the monk's money, but only wanted the hotel to compensate, and the two sides couldn't hold each other, so the security guard was slapped ......"
"Who fanned you?" the man in the suit widened his eyes, and the surrounding immortals also looked at Wang Yao one by one.
"I don't know, not only he was fanned, but also Boss Yu's family and friends were fanned, because this matter involved the monk, I didn't do much, just returned the money that the monk took out, and then they were not fanned again. Wang Yao said with a glare.
"This ...... Could it be that the Bodhisattva has appeared?" the man in the suit widened his eyes in astonishment.
"I think so too, just like our leader said, so I didn't carry out criticism activities last night, you should tell the security guard when you go back, and you still have to respect the monk in the future, although it doesn't have to be that for him to believe in that, but people are also organized......"
"Maybe any of the big guys in the organization can't get used to it, so it's not difficult to come out and slap a few times, and it doesn't have anything to do with any demons and monsters. ”
"Most bodhisattvas are compassionate, and if they lose their temper a little, they shouldn't hurt people. If it's really a demon and a monster, where will it be done with a few slaps?" Wang Yao said to the man in the suit seriously.
"That's right, that's right, that kid said today that he was slapped by a ghost, and I wondered, his face was clean, there was no mark at all, and the ghost could slap it so lightly? There was no trace left? No one testified, I suspected him of lying. ”
The man in the suit suddenly realized, nodded vigorously and said.
"That...... When it comes to ghosts, it's pseudoscience, let's criticize that thing, if the hotel finds a problem related to ghosts, just look for us, and ensure that the criticism is thorough, and there will be no ghost shadow left. Koko coughed and interjected.
"Not really, not really," the man in the suit hurriedly shook his head. "Our hotel is on the edge of the Eighteen Temples of Yunling, how many virtuous monks are watching, where is there room for ghosts to survive?"