Woo woo woo woo whoa?"

Brother Nan was talking to Zhou Li while brushing his teeth, his mouth was full of foam, and she was a little inexplicably cute with a toothbrush in her mouth.

Zhou Li looked up and saw the dumb hair.

"Woooooooooo

"I don't understand. ”

“......”

Brother Nan finally went to the bathroom to spit out the foam, poked his head out and said to him, "What about you!"

"What?"

"Did you brush your teeth?"

"Just rinse it with water. ”

"Oh. ”

Brother Nan quickly brushed his teeth, washed his face, and put on a mask before he walked out.

Zhou Li cast a surprised look at her.

Brother Nan understood in seconds and explained: "Didn't you stay up all night last night, plus the winter is a little dry, so you need to replenish water." ”

"That's right. ”

"What are you going to do in the afternoon?" Brother Nan sat down next to him.

"I don't know. ”

"How about going to find Xiao Zheng?"

"You decide. ”

"Then go. Brother Nan said a few words and hurriedly pressed the mask on the side of his mouth with his hand, "Bring her the dishes over, play for two days, I will go back to my hometown in two days, my parents estimate that they will not come up until after fifteen." ”

"Oh. ”

"Have you ever stolen green?"

"Nope. ”

"Are you stealing green over there?"

"Don't steal. ”

"Then how do you know what stealing is?"

"I've heard from my classmates. ”

"How about I take you to steal green on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month?"

"Okay. ”

"Then it's decided, I'll go to step on it on the afternoon of the fifteenth, and in the evening you will drive to me after dinner, and then go back after stealing. It just so happens that it is not very convenient to buy vegetables in the city recently, so steal more. ”

"Hmm. ”

The so-called stealing green is stealing vegetables.

In this custom, on the fifteenth night of the first lunar month, people can go up the mountain to steal vegetables, hoping to get a good fortune in the coming year.

This is not theft.

Usually the village or neighboring squads steal from each other, and the main force is the children. Adults steal too, but it's all just a little bit of a thing. When Zhou Li was in high school, he heard the two golden flowers at the front table talk about how they stole them when they were children.

Most farmers take their valuable vegetables home by this day or splash manure on vegetables such as garlic sprouts.

There are also very few iron roosters who will guard the ground.

One of the most hateful vigils will be scolded.

The distribution range of this custom is a bit mysterious, not only in Yancheng, but not in every place in Yancheng. For example, Zhou Li had never heard of this thing when he was a child, and because of this, he didn't have any expectations for stealing green.

But looking at Brother Nan's excited appearance, it seems that this is a very interesting thing.

So Zhou Li also began to look forward to it.

At this time, Brother Nan suddenly said again: "Is your birthday coming soon, I heard you say that you have a birthday during the New Year." ”

"You have such a good memory. ”

"How much is the New Year?"

"XVI. ”

"Oh~~ It's time for the mask. ”

She took the mask and patted it on her face with a crisp sound.

Zhou Li watched silently from the side, watching the flesh on her face tremble lightly, as if it was very tender. He suddenly remembered how he felt an hour ago, but getting wet seemed to be something else.

He had an urge to help Brother Nan shoot.

But I'm afraid of being beaten.

After that, Brother Nan washed his face again, applied lotion, and began to rummage through the refrigerator and kitchen to see what there was to eat at home.

Zhou Li finally came to her house, and it was the Chinese New Year, so she didn't want to treat him badly.

The food brought from my hometown is rich and delicious, but after all, it has been reheated, and it is made by someone else. Brother Nan felt that he had to cook two dishes by himself in order to show his sincerity.

Find a lot of frozen beef, frozen seafood, frozen chicken wings.

Won't do, skip it.

And also...... Nor will it be done.

There are quite a lot of dishes at home, and Brother Nan estimates that the old couple never thought that they would stay in their hometown for so long before returning to their hometown.

So she secretly complained in her heart about what she was doing at home with so many vegetables, and at the same time pretended that there were no vegetables at home: "I only found two potatoes and a few green peppers that were about to spoil, and a basket of preserved eggs, which can be fried with shredded potatoes." I like to eat shredded potatoes. Let me tell you about my fried sour and hot shredded potatoes, which is a must. ”

"Then the whole green pepper preserved egg. ”

"This is good, but unfortunately I can't drink, I'm going to find Xiao Zheng in the afternoon, I have to drive." ”

"Alas......"

She cooked the rice first.

It wasn't until eleven o'clock that she stir-fried.

Brother Nan is a very picky person with a very sensitive sense of taste, and people like her are actually very talented in cooking.

Brother Nan's cooking skills are completely due to her lack of practical experience, she has always been a bad student who eats and waits for death, but in fact, her theoretical knowledge in cooking is very rich.

She'd said before that she would only cook a few dishes, the simplest ones.

But she didn't say that she did very well in these dishes.

In fact, she can cook other dishes, and many dishes are actually the same, but if they are not done well, she would rather not do them.

In short, today she impressed Zhou Li.

A sour and spicy shredded potato with pickled peppers, crisp and appetizing. A cold green pepper preserved egg, it seems that there is no technical content, but it feels very comfortable to eat, and the fragrance combination of green pepper and preserved egg is harmonious, hooking people to eat.

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

Chirp Mountain.

Brother Nan sat in the car and ate the walnuts that Zhou Li peeled for her: "The scenic spot is closed, let's park the car here, I know that there is a path on the side that can be inserted into it...... There are still people burning incense at the gate of the mountain. ”

The two of them got out of the car with bags on their backs, pulled up their masks, and sure enough, they saw a few thick incense sticks lit on the copper tripod at the gate of the mountain.

But I didn't see anyone burning incense.

Recently, the scenic spot is not open to the public, but it does not mean that people are not allowed to go up the mountain, and the locals can still go up. Besides, there are still people living on the mountain. There is a temple at the entrance of the scenic spot, resplendent and brilliant, and the dilapidated flood control view has a huge contrast, people near the New Year will come to incense, according to Brother Nan said that many people came to grab the first pillar incense on the first day of the New Year in previous years, queued up all night, and had to pay a lot of money.

There were fewer people during the epidemic, but there were still some.

"There's a fortune teller. ”

Brother Nan looked at a middle-aged man in Tang costume sitting under the Buddha statue at the door, and was happy: "Let's go, let's go over and tease him!"

Zhou Li followed behind her.

I saw Brother Nan come to the fortune teller, and when she saw that the other party was wearing sunglasses, she bent down and said respectfully: "Old man, are your eyes invisible?"

"I can't see clearly. ”

"Oh, is this called five disadvantages and three shortcomings?" Brother Nan can't remember the texts, but it's very slippery to memorize them.

"Yes, yes. ”

"Sir, why are you wearing a mask? I thought that people like you who have the right way to walk are all inviolable. ”

"Escaping from the world. ”

"Oh!!

"Fortune telling?" asked the middle-aged 'old gentleman'.

"What can it be?"

"Marriage, fortune, luck, longevity...... In the past life and the next life, anything can be counted. The old gentleman's tone was slow and slow, and he was terrible.

"Then I'll count my luck, I've been very moldy lately. Brother Nan sighed, "I wonder if I ran into something dirty, I felt like a ghost was dangling in front of me when I slept in a daze this morning." ”

"One thousand, exorcism is another count. ”

“...... What about marriage?"

"Depends on how far you have come. ”

"Just look at me and the goods around me. Brother Nan pulled Zhou Li over with one hand, "You calculate whether the two of us are fated or not." ”

"Two hundred. ”

"Ten pieces!"

"One hundred and fifteen. ”

"Fifteen!"

In the end, the bargain reached fifty, and Brother Nan also said: "I'll give it when it's over!"

The old gentleman doesn't care about her, isn't it just a lip service to do this? If he doesn't even have the ability to make a little girl pay for it, what kind of foolish will he be!

"You give a number. ”

"What number?

"Report as you please, whatever you want. The old gentleman said, "If you want to see whether the eight characters of the birthday match or not, you have to add another fifty." ”

“π。 ”

"What?"

“π。 ”

"Send what?"

"Pi, an infinite number that does not circulate. "Brother Nan thinks that this fortune teller is really uneducated," The beginning is 3.1415926, I can't remember the rest, you wait, I'll report the top 100 to you in Baidu, you make do with it." ”

“......”

"Don't worry about her, old gentleman, she has a bad brain. Zhou Li hurriedly stood up, his face burning in a panic, "3.1415926535897932384626, you just count it according to this." ”

“......”

"Wow, you remember so long!" Brother Nan was surprised.

"There is a mantra. "The version of Zhou Liji's mantra is so long, and I heard that there are even longer versions.

The old gentleman looked at the two of them through his sunglasses, and he could see the intentions of the two, and to be honest, he was a little angry.

"You two, I'm afraid it's hard to cultivate to the right fruit......"

"Click!"

Brother Nan crushed a walnut with one hand.

The fortune teller raised his eyes and met her eyes, and glanced at it again - there was a villager at the gate of the mountain just now, and now the villager has also burned incense and gone home, and it can be said that it is clean.

"Ahem!"

The fortune teller coughed and took it slowly: "But the two of you must be a good match, don't worry about this." ”

"Really?"

"Yes. ”

The fortune teller spread his hand at Brother Nan.

Zhou Li had already taken out his wallet, but he was snatched by Brother Nan.

"Charlatan, you don't even want to make up a few words that sound mysterious, it's too perfunctory for me, right?" Brother Nan muttered as he took out ten yuan from his bag and put it in the old gentleman's hand.

"Love or not!"

Sitting here with a statue to shade you, and a few words will cost you ten yuan, which is much easier than those who work hard to go from house to house, dragon and lion dances, and have a smooth mouth, isn't it?

The fortune teller skillfully accepted the money, and replied to Brother Nan with a smile: "Then I will give another friendly gift, I look at the faces of the two of you, beware of a third party interfering." ”

"What?"

Brother Nan was simply shocked, is there anyone more unprofessional than you in the world?

"Heaven must not be divulged. "The fortune teller is unfathomable.

"Believe it or not, I broke you up?" Brother Nan pretended to threaten.

"During the epidemic, stay away from me. ”

"Haha......"

Brother Nan thought this fake blind man was really interesting.

Of course, it is impossible to set up a stall, everyone is begging for food, life is not easy, at most it is just a little crooked, Brother Nan is just bored to have some fun, and in the end, he gave ten yuan or not.

Ten yuan, you can eat two bowls of noodles in the town.