Cui Xiuying has been living in Xian's house for three days, and in these three days, in addition to cooking breakfast for two people, lunch for ~10 people, and dinner for ~1 person, the rest of the time is to fully conceive the script of "Star in the Army". ＋＋＋＋＋＋

When you meet a PD phoenix like Sherlock Holmes Huang, you can only consider yourself unlucky, thinking about the program writer who patted himself on the shoulder that day KBS didn't have the eyes he saw, and the Sherlock Holmes Huang Feng who was handed over to Feng was itchy with his teeth,

Feng who originally wanted to invite a landlord to dinner, but Sherlock Holmes Huang actually didn't have time to let Feng invite him to dinner, so he still had to go to pick up girls.

After sorting out the few white papers full of handwriting in front of him, Feng got up and went to KBS Radio, and it was the broadcast day of "Feng Night Talk" again.

"Listeners and friends, Feng Ye has a reunion with you, I am DJ Feng, I hope we can spend 4 hours happily. "Compared with the first rustiness and depression, Feng has done a good job

"Whether you have a relationship, study or work problems, you are welcome to call the hotline, even if Feng can't help you think of a solution, you can be a loyal listener, Feng Ye talk, let you grow up. If you want to grow up, you have to pay a price, and I hope the audience will share your experience with me. Feng presided over it

"It seems that the audience is still more concerned about my personal problems, and the listener with the tail number 981 asked if you and Taeyeon are happy? Is there any benefit to finding a short wife? Thank you for this listener's concern, Taeyeon and I feel very happy, there are many advantages to a short wife, but I advise you to find a slender short and fat person like Taeyeon! ”

"The listener of 710 is a student of the Department of Confucianism at Sungkyunkwan University, and he has always wanted to travel, but his parents are in the textbooks, so he doesn't travel far. He is very entangled now and doesn't know what to do? Student! You see that you just don't know how to study, your parents are here, and the next sentence of not traveling far is that you must have a way to travel. It means that you must tell where you are going when you travel, classmates! What are you waiting for? Let's have a walk-and-go trip!"

After Feng answered this message, he found that the information on the message board was frantically refreshed, and it was all started by the Department of Oriental Confucianism at Sungkyunkwan University. Although Feng was puzzled, he didn't think much about it during the broadcast.

The listener with tail number 4190 asked him if he had always longed for freedom, but his family had planned a future life path for him since the day he was born, and he was very hesitant and did not know what to do? I would like to give this friend a famous saying: Man is born free. ”

Feng paused and continued: "But he is always in chains, and he who thinks he is the master of everything else is more of a slave than everything else. I would like to advise this listener that everyone wants to live the life they want to live, but you have to make sure that you have that ability, and if not, you should follow the arrangements of your family, because then you can live a better life. ”

"The listener with the tail number 9081 always makes his girlfriend angry and asks me what skills I have for getting along with men and women? First of all, you can't talk loudly to your girlfriend or she will dare to yell at me, second, don't point fingers at your girlfriend or you will fight, third, don't take office in front of the current or you will have one more ex, fourth, don't have old accounts, or she will remember that there are still old accounts with you, fifth, don't try to be reasonable, because women are unreasonable when they are angry, and sixth, don't count me wrong? This will make the woman even more angry, seventh, you must take the initiative to apologize, because the brothers who won the quarrel are now single, and eighth, first of all, you have to make sure that you have a girlfriend"

"After answering so many messages, let's answer the hotline!" Feng said after seeing the director signal to him

"Hello, this is Feng Yehua, I'm DJ Feng, can I help you?" Feng said after seeing that the access light was on

"Hello, I'm a student of the Department of Oriental Confucianism at Sungkyunkwan University, why don't you answer after we left so many words?"

Ni Mei, the second broadcast actually hit the smashing field. Feng thought depressedly

"Hello student, because there are a lot of messages, I can't answer every one, now that you have dialed the phone, you can ask any questions now. ”

After a slight discussion, the student said, "I always feel that there is not enough time, there is no time to study, there is no time to study, there is no time to play, there is no time to fall in love." Is there any good solution?"

Feng really wants to scold people now, is this a problem? Isn't this just embarrassing? Feng thought for a moment before he said: "People who can't spare time to sleep will sooner or later make time to get sick; people who can't spare time to revise will sooner or later make time to make up for exams; and people who can't spare time to fall in love will sooner or later make time for blind dates." How you choose depends on your needs. Let's move on to the next call. ”

Feng dealt with this difficult problem and hurriedly signaled the director to cut off the phone.

"Hello listener, do you have any questions?" Feng had a very bad feeling

"I'm a student at Sungkyunkwan University's Department of Oriental Confucianism, why did you hang up on my classmate's phone just now. ”

Feng's feeling is right, it seems that these students have brushed themselves as bosses, Feng looks like he is sweating, and there is so much ink in his stomach in total, is it going to be ugly today?

"Hehe, the phone was interrupted suddenly, maybe there was a malfunction in the machinery of our studio, is there anything wrong with this classmate?" Feng explained

After a moment of silence, the other side said, "I'm a very possessive person, but my girlfriend always laughs and laughs with other men, is there any solution to this that makes me feel bad?"

Feng was depressed when he heard the question, he was a brother who became a confidant. "You can talk to your girlfriend properly. ”

"I talked about it, but it didn't work. ”

"Then you spend more time with him, and with you by her side, she won't often talk to other men!" Feng suggested again

"I revolve around her every day, and I don't look at her less than a word"

"Then you can change your girlfriend. Feng felt that his anger was about to overflow

"But I love her so much! I can't live without her. ”

"Then you can only make a trick, your girlfriend will laugh with the other boys to interrupt their conversation, and say to your girlfriend seriously but firmly: you come out, take her into the hallway, press her against the wall, kiss her fiercely, and whisper in her ear: I'm sorry, I'm jealous. Of course, the premise is that you are a handsome guy, and if you have no capital, I advise you to give up!" Feng felt that the world was beautiful again after spitting out

After signaling the director to cut off the phone again, Feng decided not to answer the hotline, and he still read the message honestly!

"I saw a very interesting message, the audience with the tail number 687 asked if someone gave you 1 billion to let you eat a lump of Xiang, would you eat it? My answer is how big a lump is, if it is a normal lump, then he looks down on people too much, don't 1 billion is 100 million lumps, I can eat him, he is bankrupt. After saying this, Feng felt that his lower limit had been lowered. ”

"The listeners with tail number 7100 feel very tired and don't know how to live, should they learn from others? My answer is to follow the flies, to find the toilet, to follow the bees, to find the flowers, to follow the millions! to make millions! to follow the beggars, to ask for food, to swim the live fish upstream, and to follow the dead fish to go with the flow...... Do you feel tired? Tired, comfort is reserved for the dead!"

Feng really found the pleasure of the poisonous tongue this time, brother-in-law Liu Zaishi has three fools in our country on the show, 1 is stunned, Yingjiu is Guangsu, tomorrow brother-in-law Liu Zaishi will not have three poisonous tongues in our country 1 is Jiula, Mingxiu, and Fengen. Li Guangzhu, a relative of the same age, is a fool prince, will he be called the prince of poisonous tongues!

Feng sorted out his mood a little and then read: "The listener with the tail number 9101 asked, as the eldest brother-in-law of Girls' Generation, please evaluate the current and former of Girls' Generation! After reading it, Feng felt that he had been pitted again.

"This listener doesn't know if it's sone or anti, since I've read the question out, it's easy!" Feng said helplessly

When Feng said this, the information on the message board instantly swiped the screen, and the hotline of the ministry was constantly called, and it seemed that everyone had the potential to gossip.

"I won't comment on Taeyeon's ex, Taeyeon's husband. Feng first bypassed a mine

"Zheng Xiuyan, I don't know much about it, let alone Quan Ningyi, so I can't give any evaluation. Feng said with a clear conscience

"Sunny's ex is not in the circle, and I'm afraid his uncle will ban me, and if the audience still wants to listen to my show, I won't be able to. "Dealing with the past one again

"Everyone knows who Tiffany's boyfriend is, and if he is too handsome, there will naturally be many scandals, and I hope everyone will give them more space. "One sentence after another

"Hyo-yeon's husband Kim Nam-woo is not familiar with me, everyone may have to spray me, Nam-woo and Hyo-yeon have the same great enthusiasm for dance, and the two of them are also very affectionate. ”

"Xiuying is about to be upgraded to become a mother, don't need me!"

"Yun'er's former audience probably knows who it is, I just want you to be ruthless but please have a face, according to the family power surnamed Li, if I have an accident that day or is blocked, everyone forgive me for being cheap. ”

"Xian and Zheng Ronghe are in a stable relationship, Xian! When will you introduce Rong He to me? Don't worry, I won't teach your family Ronghe. That's what I say, I hope the audience will be satisfied. ”

As soon as Feng's voice fell, all kinds of contempt, discrimination, and disdain messages exploded.