Chapter Eighty-Three: Precise Drama
How did the stupid brother-in-law Zhuang know the little girl's thoughts? So after eating, the brother-in-law of Zhuang began to talk seriously, "On the props, where is the seal?"
"Here. ”
Daman immediately pulled it out of his bag.
"Why are there two? I understand, this Brother Liu is really thick and fine, and he is really thoughtful, let's start!"
Brother-in-law Zhuang was a little impatient.
"Start what?"
Da Man asked puzzled.
"Let's start practicing bag mixing. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang patiently guided.
But if you think about it, I didn't even set up the scene, so I'd better rehearse from scratch. It seems that Brother-in-law Zhuang is in a hurry, and in the face of the two fresh sisters-in-law, Brother-in-law Zhuang has long thought about it.
"We simulated a scene so that it felt realistic. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang began to be dedicated again.
"Okay, okay, I'll put away the dishes and chopsticks, and you will direct from scratch. ”
Erman fiddled with everything neatly.
"The scene that day was like this, a total of two groups of people attended the signing ceremony, you, as Mr. Liu's assistant, nominally supervised his signing, but in fact your job was to serve tea and pour water. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang said unhurriedly.
"Huh, are you really letting us play the role of waitress?"
"It really made Da Man accurate, the core of this play is in this detail. ”
"I think there's something wrong with your arrangement. Erman, who had not interjected, began to speak, "According to the routine of our theater troupe, we don't know which party is responsible for signing and sealing. If Daman stands in the wrong direction and then changes it will be too late, so we have to prepare with both hands. ”
Erman was also clearly arguing next to the coffee table.
"That's right, our script is that both of you are responsible for adjusting the package, whoever is close will make a move, otherwise what are you going to do with two private seals? Don't want to be lazy, you have to practice hard. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang pointed to Erman's nose and said with a smile unconsciously.
"Oh, I'll be honest, you've thought of it a long time ago. ”
Erman's self-made cleverness was embarrassed to be exposed by Brother-in-law Zhuang.
"And when are we going to do it?"
Daman asked more carefully this time.
"This time period is very accurate, no matter who is responsible for the transfer, after stamping the official seal, it will be done immediately, and there can be no slightest difference. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang explained seriously.
"Then what kind of way is it to stir up the situation? You can't just grab it with your eyes open. ”
Da Man is also asked to enter the role.
"This is simple, for example, I am the one who stamped the seal, no matter who you are, as long as you see that I have finished stamping the official seal, it is time to stamp Mr. Liu's private seal. I deliberately pretended to be out of control for a while, poured the tea that was not too hot directly into my hand, and then wiped it with a tissue under cover, and took the opportunity to adjust the bag, all the actions could not add up to more than three seconds. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang is also a seamless design.
"Then for what reason to fall or lose control, you can't just stumble for no reason, isn't that more suspicious?"
Erman began to pick and choose again.
"This is simpler, it's best to use the crackling sound of static electricity as a cover, this prop I've prepared, it's the electronics on the lighter that children often play with, they often use this to shock their friends to play pranks. ”
After speaking, Brother-in-law Zhuang raised the small toy in his hand, and then took advantage of Erman's inattention, and quietly slammed it on her tender legs. Erman was coldly electrified, and he couldn't get up from lying in Brother-in-law Zhuang's arms like an exaggerated appearance, "You, you're really naughty, you even thought of children's toys, so you can see that you were also a careless little naughty when you were a child." ”
Erman scratched Zhuang's brother-in-law's nose and said shyly.
"Okay, okay, don't be ashamed to act, this is a simulation, you guys are still real, hurry up!"
This time it was Daman's turn to be jealous.
She rudely wanted to pull away from her sister, but a tingling pain hit, and she suddenly couldn't stand on her feet and fell into Brother-in-law Zhuang's arms, it turned out that Brother-in-law Zhuang also called her while she was unprepared.
After a period of playfulness, Brother-in-law Zhuang began to direct seriously again, "There are also the two most important props, you must use them well." ”
"Ah, there are so many props, can we use them well?"
Da Man was a little timid.
"So we have to hurry up and practice, time waits for no one. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang also began to get anxious.
"You haven't said which two final props are, how can we practice comprehensively?"
Erman also began to be more serious.
"I'll tell you later, now the drill begins. Da Man will appear first, I'll play the stamp, see how Da Man adjusts the package, three-two-one, start!"
Brother-in-law Zhuang's director cell is on again.
I saw that Brother-in-law Zhuang unhurriedly used the bottom of the small glass as an official seal, and seriously covered it on the table, and then wanted to get the private seal to stamp it. As soon as Erman saw that the time had come, he hurriedly cooperated with his sister to press the electron, interfering with everyone's sight. Da Man pretended not to stand firm, and the slightly hot tea poured into Brother-in-law Zhuang's hand. Brother-in-law Zhuang was so hot that he hurriedly called a pause, "You came to the real thing, you burned me to death!"
"Don't you say it's a real performance, how hot it can be? Look at your hypocrisy!"
Da Man finally avenged the electric shock just now, and proudly buried Zhuang's brother-in-law.
"You're such a stingy ghost, you can't eat at all. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang smiled and exposed Da Man's little tricks.
"Just hello, take advantage of us. ”
Erman also began to fight unevenly.
"Okay, okay, let's continue, we haven't finished the transfer yet. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang knew that he was entangled, so he hurriedly ordered again.
Behold.
This time, the private chapter was successfully adjusted, but it was too obvious in front of everyone's eyes, after all, they were raw hands, not fast hands, let alone invisible hands!
"See, it's reluctant!"
Director Zhuang commented carefully.
"What then? My hands aren't as fast as my sister's. ”
Erman also has no confidence.
"So we need two more living props to hide people's eyes. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang looked at the two tender sisters-in-law with bad intentions and said with a smile.
"You're not going to beat us up and do a striptease, are you?"
They were starting to get upset.
"What a striptease to dance, it's the temptation of beauty. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang agitated without changing the soup.
"The temptation of beauty is to let them eat our tofu. ”
Erman also began to be reluctant.
"You're right, it's just to let them get over the addiction, divert their attention, and cover our game. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang echoed unashamedly.
"Cut! Betrayal of the hue, we don't do it, you can take it off yourself!"
Daman began to retreat.
"It's not for nothing, I'll give you a thousand and a half ......"
Behold.
Before Brother-in-law Zhuang could finish speaking, he was rudely interrupted by Erman, "Is our beauty so worthless? ”
In fact.
Erman's sentence is also an ambiguous sentence, she just wants to explain that the price for them is too small, and she doesn't really disagree.
"It's 15 million!"
Brother-in-law Zhuang finally said the 10,000 words.
It's really evil today.,All the nodes are on that 10,000-word.,It seems that the two sisters-in-law can't do it if they don't send it!
"Huh, 15 million, I'll go!"
Daman began to scramble.
"I'll take it off!"
Erman also began to babble nonsense.
"What do you take off? You just cover each other, just show a little snow white, and the main prop is still the coat, understand?"
Brother-in-law Zhuang pointed while laughing.
"What you mean is that we work together to get their attention, and then use the coat cover to complete the bag drop. It's the same thing that we juggle and have to cover it with a cloth, so what's so hard about that? We're the best at it. Daman's confidence came up again.
"Yes, yes, these are our basic skills, and there is no one who can't act. ”
Erman was so excited that he even told the truth.
"What? Basic skills, you've been playing with me for a long time?"
This time it was Brother-in-law Zhuang's turn to get angry.
"What do you think, these are the tricks you designed that we have leftovers, and you still think you are clever?"
Da Man also proudly attacked Brother-in-law Zhuang.
"Props that are still alive, coats, striptease?...... Take a closer look, I'll do a magic trick for you to see how the private chapter is missing?"
After speaking, Erman put the two private seals in the palm of his hand, pretended to blow a breath of fairy air, said leave you, and then spread his hand The two private seals are really only one left.
"Ah, that's amazing, you get it again and I'll see. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang didn't see it clearly, and wanted to see it again.
"Cut, there is no reason to look at it in vain, you have to give money. ”
Da Man began to help Erman cheat.
"Okay, how about rewarding each person with 1 million after the deed is completed?"
Brother-in-law Zhuang also fought hard, as long as he could make Lu Xingchang bleed, he would admit to the reward no matter how much he rewarded.
"That's pretty much it, you see it carefully, I'll show you one last time. ”
This time it was Daman's turn to perform.
Da Man gradually slowed down the pace, but Brother-in-law Zhuang was stunned and didn't find out where she hid the private chapter.
"Forget it, I knew you had such a unique skill, what kind of director should I be, isn't this an axe for the class?"
Brother-in-law Zhuang couldn't be happier, but he didn't expect that what he was most worried about was what the two sisters-in-law were best at, this is really God help me! Brother-in-law Zhuang secretly rejoiced in his heart.
But.
After thinking about it, it's not right, since it is a basic skill that has been practiced a long time ago, why didn't he say it at the beginning, it can be seen that the two sisters-in-law deliberately teased him.
Looking at Brother-in-law Zhuang's thoughtful stupidity, the two sisters-in-law laughed in unison, "Don't speculate there, the reason why we cooperate with you is to see how you toss us." Hahaha, you've been teased too, it's so interesting, hahaha......"
Looking at the sister-in-law's vivid and fragrant chatter, Brother-in-law Zhuang's prank is on the body again, you are playing tricks on me, then I will also let you taste the consequences of being molested. Thinking of this, Brother-in-law Zhuang asked with bad intentions, "Since you are so powerful, can you really change the beads I am carrying?"
"That can't, it's just a trick, it's a juggling, it can only be transferred, and it can't really disappear. ”
Erman didn't know whether to hurry up and answer.
"Oh, I finally understood, it turns out that the beads that night were deliberately hidden in your little nest, you... You guys... Too..."
Brother-in-law Zhuang was embarrassed to go on.