Chapter 96: Bedside Fight
Su Yu seemed to be chased by a vicious dog in his back, swept into the hovercar like a tornado, put Gu Hanhan on the seat next to him, and directly ordered: "Drive." ”
At this time, Gu Hanhan reacted, Su Daqian was scolded by an unscrupulous middle-aged man and ran away - this world is too crazy, Su Daqian actually has such a sad moment when he can't fight back, can't scold back, and can only run away!
When did he become a good boy who abides by the law and never kills people indiscriminately and sets fire to create black holes? Or is the sacred law of fairness and justice on my earth so deterrent?
So Gu Hanhan immediately decided to fall into the well and stick a knife into Su Da's fragile little liver.
"Hey, Su Daqian, this affects your glorious image too much!" Gu Hanhan looked up and said to Su Yu: "How can we just run away like this? It's too much! You are shouting all day long about turning into a black hole's murderous work, why don't you show it at this critical moment? You just run away like this, which makes my sister doubt your true level!"
"Well, even if you don't want to be a murderer, you can at least scold back. Well, if you're not even good at fighting, don't you still have a sister? Sister can stand up and shield you from the wind and rain! Although without Wenwen's cooperation, it is difficult for the sister's level to be fully brought into play, but it is still not too ugly to scold the moral role models of female students with unspoken rules. All in all, you can't run away without a fight, you are like this, even your sister will be laughed at with you. ”
Su Yu waited for Gu Hanhan's ridicule to end, and then he tightened his face and said to her, "Lin Xiao is my superpower training instructor. But his tone didn't seem to be talking about a mentor, but like he was talking about a rival, not a descendant.
Although Gu Hanhan was mentally prepared for this answer, when he heard Su Yu answer like this, coupled with his strange face, he couldn't help but laugh wildly-
"I can't see it, Su Daqian, you are still so respectful of your teacher. Gu Hanhan smiled and leaned on his seat and teased.
"Who is going to respect him, an old rascal. Su Yu said with a depressed face, "It's just that when I broke through the eighth level at the age of sixteen, I owed him a lot of favors, and I really couldn't kill him." ”
"That's right...... Then it's no wonder. You can't beat it, you can't scold it, you can't scold it, of course, you can only walk away. Su Daqian You owe this kind of guy a favor, it's really unfortunate. You can still pay back the money you owe, but you can't pay it off for a lifetime. So Su Daqian, next time you owe favors, you must keep your eyes open and choose a person with good character, for example, sister," Gu Hanhan praised himself and criticized others by the way, "Resolutely can't choose Director Lin's kind of old rascal anymore - Su Daqian I agree with you and your old rascal's evaluation one hundred and two percent, the kind of 'moral model' who can unspoken rules female students is indeed too hooligan!"
"All in all, you know that he is an old rascal, just stay away from him in the future and don't get entangled by him!" Su Yu put his face into Gu Hanhan and said to her. Then seeing that the expression on Gu Hanhan's face didn't pay attention at all, he snorted and said, "Forget it, I won't give him any chance anyway!"
"Don't be so exaggerated, Su Daqian, I just met Director Lin by chance. Gu Hanhan was so embarrassed: Hey, Su Daqian, can you not pose as a deep boyfriend who is stimulated by your rival at every turn, let's not talk about whether you are my sister's boyfriend, my sister is really not interested in middle-aged people!
So, Su Yu further leaned over his body and asked, "Gu Hanhan, I want to be/love." ”
"Are you going to do it again?" Gu Hanhan was stunned, "Otherwise, I'll be doing it when I get home in a while, and take a nap at noon." ”
"Do it now. ”
"Forget it, the place is still smaller than last time, and if you can't finish it, you will be watched by your unlucky men......"
"To do it. ”
“...... Okay, but let's do it once, I don't want to be watched a second time......"
As a result, the unlucky gentlemen in charge were once again blasted out of the air by Lord Su Yu. Su Yu tugged on Gu Hanhan's skirt, and the two of them rolled up to the seat of the hovering car one by one.
"You have to ask me to take off your pants again, when will you be able to take care of yourself in life? I said that you are awkward, the place is already narrow, so don't artificially increase the difficulty...... Hey, give me a touch. We do it 800 times a day, how can we not add a little fun from time to time......? Sue you, Su Daqian, I have always been obsessed with your four-dimensional space bag......"
Because they only did it once, this time they finally got out of the car on time in neat clothes, but Lord Su Yu, who was destined to have nothing to do with shame, still had a way to be shameless.
Today, the chief red attendant personally brought someone to wait at the door to greet him, and as soon as Su Yu dragged Gu Hanhan out of the car, he greeted him with a smile and said, "My lord, you are back, I heard that you met Mr. Lin today." ”
"You heard it pretty quickly!" Su Yu said dissatisfiedly, "Did that old rascal look for you?"
"Not yet," the red attendant comforted Su Yu and said, "Don't worry, my lord, I will try my best to prevent Mr. Lin from visiting......"
Gu Hanhan gloated on the side, thinking: Even the gentle and considerate, hard-working Mr. Hong said that he tried his best, then he would definitely not be able to stop it.
But there is a good saying, you can't be too proud of being a man, and you will be punished if you have bad intentions. Gu Hanhan was immediately retributed with schadenfreude. After Su Yu snorted at this "try his best", he immediately ignored the red attendant and turned the spearhead to Gu Hanhan. asked shamelessly: "Gu Hanhan, what do you think we did just now?"
This question was too cold, and Gu Hanhan was caught off guard. The unscrupulous girl didn't react, so she replied shamelessly, "It's good, hasn't it always been good?"
Then, in front of the gentle, kind and considerate Mr. Hong, as well as the majority of attendant comrades, Su Yu asked Gu Han arrogantly: "It's much better than doing it with that old rascal, right?"
Gu Hanhan suddenly felt a muffled thunder explode above his head, and then he was ashamed and indignant - Tai Nima is insulting, how can the old lady do it with a middle-aged man. Su Daqian, if you have to put on a face of catching a traitor, please choose the object a little, even the vinegar of a middle-aged person has to be eaten indiscriminately, how sorry you are for the demonic face left by your dead parents!
Gu Hanhan glanced around, not wanting to quarrel with such a low-level foolish fight in broad daylight and in a bright and bright manner, so he dragged Su Yu into the room, and then started scolding-
"Su Daqian said that you owe a cigarette? Why do you slander the old lady and a middle-aged lewd man with low moral character and who is proud of the unspoken rules of female students, and there is also a neurotic madman XX and OO? Although you don't care who the old lady is with, the candidate you proposed is a strict smear of the old lady's moral sentiment and aesthetic level! You might as well fucking eat the vinegar of an electric cucumber!"
"You don't have to quibble anymore!" Su Yu fought back with a straight face, "If you didn't do it with him, how would he know your brain waves? And he knows it so much that he can even tell at a glance whether you have made a breakthrough recently! Although that old rascal's vision is powerful, it is definitely not so powerful that if you don't completely open up the world of consciousness to him, he can also see the characteristics of your spectrum! You sue me, apart from you having sex/sex with him and reaching the □ of synchronization, what other circumstances can make you completely open up the world of consciousness!"
Gu Hanhan suddenly laughed.
"I'm dizzy, Su Daqian, have you done too much recently, and the sperm worm is on the brain, so it affects your IQ?" Gu Hanhan looked at Su Yu with deep disdain and said, "Don't you know that it is better to do a full-range scan brainwave test?" Lin Xiao is the director of the Yanjing Superpower Testing Center, and every year there are 30 million candidates on the earth, if he has to judge them all by doing/loving, he will have to sacrifice himself heroically for the superpower cause of the motherland and return to the sky to be his angel!"
Su Yu immediately frowned, narrowed his eyes and said, "You asked Lin Xiao to do a professional instrument test for you, and it was a full-frequency scan?"
"Why are you so surprised, like you've seen a ghost? Gu Hanhan glanced at Su Yu and said, "Sister is this year's college entrance examination candidate, sister is going to college to apply for volunteers, sister wants to get superpower specialties, of course, she has to go to the ability center to do a comprehensive test, and with the test report signed and stamped by them, sister can apply to the university!"
"You use your full-band scan test line to apply to the university for extra points?" Su Yu involuntarily raised his voice, and a suspicious crack appeared in his voice.
But Gu Hanhan felt that Su Daqian was making a fuss, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Of course, otherwise what to apply for." I voted for more than a hundred, and all the famous universities in medicine voted-" But before she could finish speaking, she was picked up by Su Yu.
"You actually gave out a hundred copies!" Su Yu stared at Gu Hanhan with burning anger in his eyes, his face looking terrifying. His whole body exuded a terrifying aura that could crush a person's heart to pieces, one hand held Gu Hanhan's clothes, and the other fingertip poked Gu Hanhan's face, the sharp edge of the energy field almost cut her hair against her epidermis, and it looked like he couldn't help but beat Gu Hanhan.
Gu Hanhan couldn't think about it if he wasn't afraid, he screamed, and his hands and feet beat wildly. As a result, Su Yu still endured it and didn't really do it, but Gu Hanhan gave people two ruthless blows on his beautiful face first. For a while, the scene was very unbearable for some shrews.
Fortunately, the gentle, kind, patient and considerate Mr. Hong has been paying attention to them, and finally separated them in time with someone.
The red attendant pulled Su Yu to the sofa and sat down, knelt down and pressed his legs to prevent him from standing up, and Gu Hanhan's two personal servants also partnered to carry her to the other side of the bed and sit down. Then Chief José mobilized a dozen attendants to sit between the two of them.
The head of the red attendant first criticized and educated Su Yu: "My lord, how can you do it with Miss Gu, what if you can't restrain yourself and hurt her?"
Then he turned his head sideways to criticize and educate Gu Hanhan: "Miss Gu, how can you slap an adult's face? And you also bit the neck of an adult, and the tooth marks are still there. ”
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