Everyone is watching "Do What You Like".

Everyone laughs so happily, this is a good work, it makes people laugh at the same time, but also makes people reflect.

Live on stage.

Xiao Yang was puzzled, "Then I can't just leave my job and play ball with the leader, isn't that a sycophant?" ”

Everyone burst into laughter, isn't the sycophant the name of Teacher Dong Wan, this burden is really good.

Dong Wan frowned: "Who are you talking about? Who is a sycophant? If you can do it, you can do it, if you can't do it, you can leave, and vacate that position for me." I'll tell you, there is no shortage of people in our country who can play table tennis!"

Xiao Yang hurriedly smiled: "Section Chief Ma, I didn't mean that, I thought about it, you said that if you play with the leader, you can become a celebrity around the leader, this is not enough." ”

Dong Wan sneered: "No, Hao Jian, I treat you as my own now, and I'll let you see how I, Ma Jingjing, got to where I am today, step by step." ”

As he spoke, he turned on the computer.

Xiao Yang stepped forward to take a look: "Leader's preference map?"

Dong Wan slanted and smiled: "Let me tell you, I can clearly say the preferences, constellations, blood types, and birthdays of each leader." This one, I like fishing, so I dive into the water and hang fish one by one on his hook; this one, if I like to play mahjong, I will give him a gun; this one, I like to play, so I will take my grandfather's relics to him to string; this, like me......"

Coughing a few times, Dong Wan hurriedly closed the notebook.

The audience burst into laughter, tears in their eyes.

Dong Wan said: "So, Hao Jian, ......"

Xiao Yang interrupted her: "Hey, you wait a while, wait a while...... Why did you put it back on when it came to the key point?"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Dong Wan snorted: "Don't talk about this, all in all, you know how I got into this position now." ”

Xiao Yang nodded: "I know, section chief, your sycophant kung fu is all in your blood." ”

Dong Wan smiled: "Who are you talking about, this mouth." ”

Xiao Yang smiled even more cheaply: "Oh, bah, bah, bah! Why do you say I can't chat like this, how can I make people angry when I speak, I also wondered, I found that every time I had a meeting, this leader just nodded and smiled at you." Is it because you're pretty?"

Dong Wan smiled and said, "Not only that, let me tell you, meetings are about skills. As soon as the leader spoke, as soon as he threw out his opinion, I immediately pretended to wonder and muttered in my mouth -- um? The leader thought, what, are you questioning me? When he finished speaking, I didn't even know what he was talking about, and immediately followed a sudden realization expression, and then said-oh!

The more she spoke, the more proud she became, "I want the leader to feel that I was baptized by his words, and it was a great understanding, and finally I stood on the same team with the leader." ”

"Haha......"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Xu Wenwen and others also laughed.

Xiao Yang suddenly realized: "Oh-listen to your words and subvert your outlook on life." ”

When everyone saw Xiao Yang's expression, they couldn't help but slap Xiao De's thigh.

Dong Wan said: "So, Hao Jian, you not only have to play well with the leader, but you also have to do it, so that the leader is only willing to play with you." When he thinks of the ball, he thinks of you, and when he thinks of you, his hand itches. ”

Xiao Yang Zhengse said: "I understand, just let me establish an image of being beaten." ”

Dong Wan laughed.

The audience laughed too.

Xiao Yang was suddenly stunned: "Then I owe a beating, can I turn positive?"

Dong Wan said: "It's not just a regular, see it, my office is yours, Section Chief Hao?"

Xiao Yang shivered, clasped his hands and said, "Oh, don't, don't ......"

Dong Wan leaned over and then smiled cheaply: "Section Chief Hao?"

Xiao Yang's trembling hit even more: "Oops, yoyo......"

The crowd was so laughing to death.

Dong Wan pushed Xiao Yang to the leader's desk, "Section Chief Hao, hey, come on, Section Chief Hao, sit down and sit down, sit here and feel it." ”

Xiao Yang hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no......"

Dong Wan pressed him on the chair: "Feel it!"

Xiao Yang swallowed and sat down slowly.

"Haha......"

The audience was amused by Xiao Yang's expression again.

"Let's also taste what it's like to be a leader, oops, this chair is so comfortable, no wonder you always sleep when you go to work. Oh, if I sit in this position in the future, then I won't be able to sleep forever?"

"Hahaha...... You can sleep as much as you want, Section Chief Hao?"

Dong Wan smiled cheaply.

Everyone laughed and flipped back.

Xiao Yang waved his hand again and again.

Just then, suddenly the phone rang on the desk.

Xiao Yang picked up the phone: "Hey, I'm Section Chief Hao, who are you?" Director Hu, I'm sorry, what about the phone you dialed, it's off......

Dong Wan was shocked, hurriedly ran over to grab the phone, and scolded: "You get up for me." ”

Then she hurriedly said into the phone: "Hey, hey, Director Hu, yes, I'm here, ah, it was a string just now, can you come over now?" Okay, okay, great, I have good news waiting for you!"

Dong Wan hung up the phone.

Xiao Yang swallowed and asked, "He's here, where can I go with him?"

Dong Wan said: "I have already prepared it for you." ”

The two walked over, and next to it was a large ping-pong table.

Xiao Yang picked up the racket and gestured.

At this moment, the Chief Hu also came in.

The audience saw that it was Hu Feihua, and before Hu Feihua could speak, everyone was happy.

Hu Feihua's face was even amused more than Xiao Yang, and even Xiao Yang and Dong Wan almost laughed.

Dong Wan rushed over, "Chief Hu." ”

Hu Feihua put his hands behind his back and said: "If anyone plays table tennis again in the future, I will punish him!"

Xiao Yang was stunned, hurriedly hid the racket behind him, and raced the net into his pocket, but a large section was still exposed.

Dong Wan was also stunned, "Oh, Director Hu, what's wrong?"

Hu Feihua said lightly: "I don't know who it is, I actually heard that I like to play table tennis, and I actually practiced it in the office during working hours, what kind of behavior do you say this is?"

Xiao Yang swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Everyone laughed.

Dong Wan smiled: "Hey, Chief Hu, it's not a big deal to play table tennis." ”

"Playing table tennis itself is an active and healthy sport, but if you use it to your liking, it is a bad trend!"

Hu Feihua turned her head and saw the net in Xiao Yang's pocket and frowned.

Xiao Yang hurriedly wrapped the net around his neck like a scarf.

Hu Feihua looked at Xiao Yang, "Do you still wear a scarf on a hot day?" ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Xiao Yang smiled, "It's windy, my mother is afraid of losing it." ”

Dong Wan hurriedly relieved the siege: "Hey, bureau chief, this is a new comrade from our unit." ”

Hu Feihua said: "Section Chief Ma, you are an old comrade. Now that there is this work style problem in our unit, should you take the lead from the beginning? ”

Dong Wan immediately explained: "I said them! I said that even if you practice again, you will not be able to fight to the level of Hu Juchang." That guy Hu Ju grew up in the original unit, and he was the champion every year. ”

Hu Feihua interrupted her: "Don't compliment me, I was the runner-up one year." ”

The audience is curious.

Dong Wan was also curious.

Hu Feihua didn't explain, "Actually, this table tennis, I don't play very well, how did you say that I won the championship that year, it's all water." ”

Dong Wan hurriedly smiled: "It can't be all water, didn't you just say that you have to be the runner-up for a year." ”

Hu Feihua said seriously: "Yes, I was the deputy director that year. ”

"Haha......"

The audience laughed, **You're such a talent.

Dong Wan was embarrassed: "Hahaha, this ...... That's really ...... It's a pity, haha......"

Hu Feihua waved her hand: "Okay, okay, it's far away, it's far away, hey, you just told me on the phone, there is good news waiting for me, what good news?"

Dong Wan panicked: "Ah, good...... So what......"

Turning his head to look at Xiao Yang, "What about the bureau chief asking you, what good news?"

Xiao Yang made a stunned expression.

All the audience slapped their thighs with laughter, you funny!

Xiao Yang took a deep breath and said with a smile, "What about me?"

Dong Wan nodded.

Xiao Yang smiled, "My surname is Hao, and my name is Hao Xinwen." ”

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Your name is Hao News?"

Dong Wan nodded hurriedly: "it was given to him, what are you talking about, hahaha......"

The audience laughed again, and the three of you are funny.

Ji Anran's family, Xiao Yang's family, they were also amused.

Now, even Xiao Xiu didn't dare to say anything more about Xiao Yang's badness.

Xiao Yang can speak sketches, cross talk, singing, and playing the piano, this is an all-rounder, who can be so good?

......

on stage.

Hu Feihua asked, "What are you looking for me?"

Xiao Yang gave Dong Wan a hard look.

Dong Wan pretended not to see it, "What about the bureau chief asking you, what are you blinking, cross-eyed?"

Xiao Yang took a deep breath: "Director, when a few people in the unit go to work, they are always playing table tennis there, crackling, affecting Section Chief Ma's sleep." ”

Dong Wan was almost so angry that she vomited blood.

You kid said I sleep when I go to work?

"Haha......"

The audience laughed.

Xiao Yang hurriedly changed his words: "No, it's writing materials." ”

Dong Wan let out a sigh of relief, nodded and said, "Yes, it affects me to write materials." ”

Hu Feihua said: "Just make a small report to me, right? This little comrade is very timely in reporting the problem." ”

Dong Wan and Xiao Yang both breathed a sigh of relief.

Hu Feihua continued: "Chief Ma, there is a man named Hao Jian in your section?"

Dong Wan was stunned: "Ah——?"

Hu Feihua said: "As far as I know, this young man has strong business ability and is a good seedling, and the organization decided to turn him into a regular seedling." ”

Xiao Yang was taken aback.

Dong Wan was also so frightened that she covered her chest.

The audience died of joy.

Backstage, Xu Wenwen and others all gave a thumbs up, this is the best sketch they have seen in recent years.

Hu Feihua frowned, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yangqiang smiled: "I ...... I'm so happy for him. ”

Hu Feihua said: "Hao News, you should learn more from Comrade Hao Jian. ”

As he spoke, he took off the net around Xiao Yang's neck, and then continued: "If you want to make achievements in your work, there is no shortcut, you can only be conscientious and down-to-earth." Besides, it's okay not to keep giving yourself this stage name. Otherwise, if there is really good news, you won't dare to accept it, how sad. ”

Xiao Yang hurriedly apologized: "Director, I'm Hao Jian, I'm sorry, I was wrong." ”

Dong Wan said: "That's enough! Is this your fault? Director, it's my fault, if you want to say it, just talk about me, it's because of my lax ideology and negligent management, and I let him have a stage name if I didn't pay attention." Director, I really don't know about this table tennis table. ”

Hu Feihua scolded: "Enough! Ma Jingjing, you are a sycophant, a black sheep, and the relevant departments have already grasped your problem." ”

With a sneer, Hu Feihua dropped a sentence: "You really opened my eyes today! Take the state money and don't do business, take shortcuts, and wait to be dealt with!"

With a shake of his hand, Hu Feihua left.

"Chief Hu, I was wrong, you give me another chance!"

Dong Wan cried and chased out the door.

Xiao Yang looked at the audience, "Something is wrong, and the section chief of the unit Ma was also photographed." ”

With a long sigh, Xiao Yang continued: "I understand now that if you want to be a competent cadre, you must - refuse Huang, refuse to gamble, and refuse table tennis." ”

He finally said loudly to the audience, "Don't always think about what the leader likes, think more about what the people need!"

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The audience applauded.

Xiao Yang starred in a sketch for the first time and was a great success!

Xiao Yang's popularity continues to rise.

Now he can be described as a kill for all ages!

Those who watched the East China Sea Spring Festival Gala before were all slapped in the face.

Xiao Yang's program was not cut, and Xiao Yang personally went into battle.

Who is the first in the ratings is not yet known!

The day after tomorrow, everyone gave Xiao Yang a warm applause.

But at this moment, Xu Wenwen suddenly said: "I'm afraid you won't be able to go on stage for the next magic show." ”