☆、07220-Silence is golden

Pei Kong couldn't hold back the inertia of complaining, and asked, "How many children do you plan to raise?"

Daddy: "The more the merrier?"

Pei Kong was choked.

I educated the residents of my space: "Isn't it very common for Elder Pei to answer the phone? You usually complain to each other like this, wouldn't it be good for you to continue to speak in your usual way now?" Elder Pei has already nodded at the way the hairball understands, he will definitely not bully you directly, your bullying power is in my hands. Have you ever been afraid of being bullied by me? I've always been the target of your complaints. ”

Pei Bing: "I, who was directly punished by Elder Pei. ”

I looked at my father: "Pei Bing's rebuttal is very realistic." ”

Daddy: "When they intersect with me by relying on you, you must have the right to deal with them, but when they are independent of you and I fight, they can't expect me to scold and not fight back." ”

Pei Kong: "Scolding...... Fight back?"

Dad: "As a well-known sword cultivator, I'm not interested in verbal quarrels, and I don't like to move my mouth when I can." ”

Me: "Sure enough, silence is the standard for male gods. ”

Pei Wei Lingbao: "Are you a lover of your father?"

Me: "I'm sure I don't want to have sex with my daddy, but if it's just a spiritual relationship, you can try it?"

Pei Kong: "How do you fall in love?"

Daddy: "It can all be included in the discourse." ”

Xiao Shell: "Why does Pei Lin often call his father 'Elder Pei'?

Me: "Because it makes the elders appear more serious and upright." ”

Pei Jianzhuo: "Then you can ask a lot of stupid questions in a serious way." ”

Hairball: "Calling dad or dad will look like a spoiler, and making a request after being coquettish will look like a splatter, and then it will be easy to be beaten." ”

Me: "Dad, I haven't spilled since I was a child, have I? I've always maintained my image. ”

Daddy: "Lying on the ground crying and rolling, howling, 'I won't get up if I don't buy it'?" ”

Pei Kong: "But there are continuous questions asked, 'Can I have this?' 'How can I have it?' 'How can I have it as soon as possible?' 'Can I lower the standard?' 'Can I open the back door?' 'How can I have the back door?'...... The vigor of chasing and fighting is no different from that of Sapo, but the strength of crying is used to speak. ”

Friends of the Empty Dao, you really deserve to have copied my memory bank.

☆、07221-Everything has a drawback

Xiao Shell: "Elder Pei hears his son call himself an elder, does he feel a sense of distance?"

Daddy: "Any salutation can shout any emotion." Let the word 'dad' reveal hatred, and shout out the 'enemy' lingering, there are countless examples. What Pei Lin used to call me was more of a reminder of what tone he was suitable to use, and what I directly understood was the tone he finally chose, rather than a literal interpretation of the title. ”

Dad: "Now if I want to put aside the feelings of the speaker and only understand the literal meaning when listening to people, I still need to think about it, if I don't prepare in advance, it is difficult to react immediately." ”

Me: "After a couple of lovers break up and have a new lover, the woman will most of them gnash her teeth when she mentions her 'ex-boyfriend', and when she mentions her current boyfriend's 'ex-girlfriend', she will be sour, defensive and want to stir up trouble; ”

Furball: "It's sexist. ”

Me: "You need to be completely discriminated against in order to be completely free." ”

Daddy: "Completely to the extent of Long Jingxing?"

Me: "Discrimination is usually accompanied by prejudice and partiality, and I think Uncle Long's aura of indiscriminately despising the world and making the world look at him unpleasantly has gone beyond the scope of discrimination and has become a kind of alternative fairness. ”

Me: "In terms of not being swayed by the outside world, Uncle Long is really a good monk. ”

Dad: "Actually, Long Jingxing still has a lot of prejudices and stereotypes, but he is not stubborn, when his stereotype object changes, he can easily accept and revise his impression, and then form new stereotypes and prejudices." ”

Dad: "Anyway, everything must have shortcomings, Long Jingxing talks about those shortcomings, even if he seems mean, but he can't say that he is wrong, especially he can also admit the advantages of the other party, but he is too lazy to say good things and just wants to scold, so when he mentions the advantages, he skips the advantages, and it can only be said that it is a personal style." ”

Me: "Uncle Long has admitted the demeanor of the predecessors of the flower owl. ”

Daddy: "If the flower owl were still alive now, you could hear Long Jingxing's taunts to the flower owl even more." When Long Jingxing and I knew about Hua Xiao, Hua Xiao had already fallen into the bottleneck demon that led to his death, and after that, all of Hua Xiao's attention was on trying to break the inner demon. I worked very hard, and I can see that his efforts have paid off, although he still failed in the end, but he can also say a word. ”

☆、07222 - Sensory General

Daddy: "In this matter, there is nothing to laugh at in terms of subjective effort, and the dilemma he faces has been or will be encountered by every monk. Any monk who looks back after surviving his own large-scale inner demon tribulation, in addition to being pleased with his efforts, has to mention more or less that he relied on a little luck. ”

Dad: "A flash of inspiration, an epiphany, this kind of comprehension method that cannot summarize the standardized process and clear path, although there are factors of accumulation in the early stage, but it can also be said that it involves luck. The flower owl just lacked a little luck. ”

Daddy: "What monk is not afraid that after trying to do everything he can, he will not be able to cross the finish line because he lacks a little luck?"

Dad: "Luck is too ethereal, everyone points to God's reward, it's too fair, it's too weak, no one can laugh at anyone, and I'll worry about myself because I see Taoist friends fall on luck." ”

Daddy: "The monk has worked hard all his life, trying to turn all the ethereal power into something that he can really control, but even a Mahayana monk can't transform it all, and even we estimate that even the immortals can't, not even the world itself." ”

Daddy: "There will always be force majeure. ”

Daddy: "Long Jingxing's most unpleasant things are those who have power but don't use it well, and those who don't have power but run around in areas that need power." As for doing his best and doing everything he could in his own field, but the result was bad, not only did he not say mean words, but he could also say a few words of comfort if he couldn't express it. ”

Me: "It's rare to hear such comfort, which means that there are too few people in this world who meet Uncle Long's aesthetics?"

Daddy: "Hmm. If Hua Xiao survived the Heart Demon Tribulation and entered the Yuan Infant Period, he would definitely be much more relaxed than during the Heart Demon Tribulation, doing a lot of trivial things that seemed to be not doing his job, and he might also be curious to participate in some things that he was not good at. The whole sect will still play with him, and it is strange that Long Jingxing can continue to admit the demeanor of the flower owl. ”

Daddy: "Especially Hua Xiao is a beast master, the aesthetics are very different from sword cultivation, Long Jingxing can't even look at many sword cultivation figures, and he can still like the beast master style for a long time? ”

Daddy: "Long Jingxing is just a temporary favor for Hua Xiao under certain conditions, and the filter brush is too much." With the death of the flower owl, this good feeling was solidified and beautified, but it was very one-sided, and it did not reflect the truth of the flower owl. ”

Me: "You have a very average sense of Hana-senpai?"

Dad: "When I first entered the Yunxia Sect, I didn't like anything, and I didn't resent the core characters who were distressed by the Manxia Sect, even if I had my sanity, how could I like it." In my impression, the flower owl is just a dead, hard-working, and unlucky fellow disciple. ”

☆、07223-First eye contact

Me: "Don't you have the impression of 'good looks'?"

Daddy: "How beautiful can the Jindan period be?" Of course, his efforts have improved the quality of his beauty, but the black cloud of luck has lowered that quality. Just a general level. Anyway, I don't think that Hua Xiao's beauty can crush Hehuan Sect or Qi Xi. ”

Me: "What about me?"

Dad: "I'm too familiar with you, every time I see you, I will subconsciously disassemble your spiritual power, divine sense, knowledge reserves, mood and other elements to analyze, and it is difficult to give an overall evaluation of whether it is beautiful or not." Probably...... It's okay. There is no irreparable mutilation, there is still a lot of room for improvement, and there is a future, which is good. ”

I was sincere: "You are really an excellent sword cultivator. No wonder Uncle Long can only be your junior brother all the time. ”

Daddy smiled slightly, and at the same time, Pei Yue opened his eyes, as if he was looking at Daddy through the live broadcast.

Me: "Did you feel happy when you saw each other for the first time?"

Daddy: "So Pei Yue is your child, Pei Sha's peer, Pei Sha's child, or your grandson?"

Me: "If Pei Yue is my grandson, it will have to be called your great-grandfather, and then called the great-great-great-grandfather of Shizu, it's too long." Therefore, according to the Yunxia Sect's tradition of not caring about salutation and the principle of simplification, Pei Yue is my son, your grandson, and the great-grandson of my ancestor. ”

Me: "I decided to set Pei Yue's initial gender as male according to inertia, and then female is Pei Yue's disguise. In the future, please generally use the 'he' next to the single person to refer to Pei Yue. ”

Pei Kong was finally stuffed into the plush clothes by Xiao Sui, and said in a muffled voice: "The word 'he' can originally refer to two genders. Even if it is mostly used to refer to men in modern times, Yan Xingmen has never recognized it, and under the tug-of-war, at least when encountering an indefinite gender reference occasion, it is not wrong to use 'he'. ”

Well, start with the use of common words to change your stereotype.

Pei Yue didn't pay attention to what we said, and after looking at his father for a while, he began to look around. Look at Xiao Roll, look at Xiao Lian, see Pei Sha's area, and finally look at the fluffy Pei Kong.

Although Pei Kong's plush clothes looked thick, they were as light as nothing, and they didn't hinder Pei Kong's vision at all, from Pei Kong's point of view, he could only see that he was in a transparent bubble, and if he didn't identify it carefully, he wouldn't even be able to detect the boundary of the bubble.

Xiao Sui: "This kind of design is not suitable for going to crowded places, because Pei Kong will misestimate his body size, so it is easy to collide with other people or things." However, the problem after hitting it is not very big, because the fluff is very soft and does not cause much impact, and the person who is hit will only feel the fluff brushing, and Pei Kong will only see the bubble swaying for a while, at most until its boundary touches the position of Pei Kong's body, and it will shake back to its original position. ”

Xiao Sui: "It's safe. Perfect for playing with small children. ”

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