In the depths of Wang Ziang's soul, there are several images that are the most profound.

One is that when he was still in the first year of junior high school, his father slept with the little daughter-in-law of Uncle Wu's neighbor, and his mother quarreled with his father, smashed the house to a pulp, and left home in a bad mood. His father drank too much, was drunk, and spoke with a big tongue.

"Sub...... Ziang, we are all men, men, you said that your father and I did the right thing...... Right?

You'll understand when you're older! Your father and I don't have any problems at all...... No, no, I'm fine!

As the old saying goes, 'Men and girls love because they are ugly, and people are not romantic, but they are poor!'

You, your father, I want money, money, everything...... People, handsome ** tired!"

There is also a picture when Wang Ziang first saw Liu Wu'er.

His father opened a private hospital in Delong, which was quite large. and Liu Xuer's father are comrades-in-arms, but Liu Xuer's home is in Shanghai, and it took half a year to move back to Delong, and the two met at the party of the two families.

Wang Ziang fell in love with this picturesque girl at first sight, as the contact increased, he liked her more and more, his heart was extremely throbbing, spring has arrived, this time is really different!

It's a pity that Liu Xu'er has an attitude that he is just a friend, and he is not even a friend, since he sent a few reckless words, Liu Xu'er rarely replies to him, and he has not taken the initiative to provoke the topic once.

This inspired Wang Ziang's fighting spirit even more!

Although enjoying the sweetness of the other two girls' knees, one of his hearts is completely occupied by Liu Wu'er, he wants to conquer her, and the more Liu Wu'er ignores him, the more he wants to take her down!

As Chen Tao expected, Wang Ziang's family is really local, and his father still said it in both light and dark. Wang Ziang's cousin Xu Meng, who is also in the School of Industry and Commerce, is known as the boss of the freshman year, whether it is true or not, ordinary students from other places really dare not do anything to him.

Handsome, rich, and covered, Wang Ziang felt that he was particularly awesome and had a sense of superiority.

Therefore, when he saw Liu Xu'er chatting so happily with other boys, he was very annoyed.

"Stupid*! Lao Tzu's favorite girl, do you dare to talk?

Just that look, you are also worthy!

Look at the clothes, the temperament, the poor from the countryside*!

I'll go over in a moment, you'd better not mess with me!"

Wang Ziang sat on Chen Tao's desk with a sense of resentment.

Reading this mental activity, Chen Tao was also on fire.

What's wrong with buddy temperament?

This looks...... It's very atmospheric!

Yes, ordinary people, if you are not as handsome, then you can't step on me!

Still poor*?

What's wrong with not having money without you?

If you don't have the money, do you eat your food, or do you spend it, you hurt me so much!

Dare to love this kid is jealous of watching Liu Xu'er chatting with his buddies, and he deliberately gave him a look just now.

What to do?

Get into a fight?

The fight was definitely fired, and a month later, the big thing was also in vain.

Just endure it?

That's a bargain for this kid.

Chen Tao frowned, watching Wang Ziang sitting on his table and chatting with the beauty, the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, and suddenly a flash of inspiration!

He jerked his nose and took a deep breath, letting the gas slowly fall down his lower abdomen.

straining in the abdomen,

Gastrointestinal strain,

Lift the left fart* strand and shake it,

Lift your right fart* thigh, shake it,

The sphincter slowly relaxes......

No, no feeling, come again!

Once, twice, three times.

Poof!

Finally, he farted!

I don't know which poet wrote such a poem, the fart doesn't stink, the stinky fart doesn't make a sound!

Abbreviated as the first law of fartology.

Chen Tao let out a very quiet fart just now.

One second,

Two seconds,

Three seconds,

Chen Taoteng stood up suddenly, covered his nose and took two steps back diagonally, shouting loudly,

"I*!Who the fuck farted! It's so stinky, I can't stand it!Ahh

Originally, the smell was under Chen Tao's fart* thighs, and Li Xiang hadn't smelled it yet, but as soon as Chen Tao walked away, the smell came out, and Li Xiang raised his nose and smelled it.

Good guy, his face has changed!

He covered his mouth and nose with his school uniform, and also stepped back, muttering in his mouth,

"I DN*D! It's not me! It's not me! Wait......" He retreated to safety, poked his head, sniffed his nose twice, stopped, sniffed twice, and then pointed at Chen Tao like Detective Conan solving a case,

"*Uncle Ni, the smell is coming from you!" said as he lifted the placket of his coat and fanned Chen Tao's side.

Chen Tao closed his mouth, held his breath, took off his coat, and shook up and down with both hands on the collar.

"Come on, hurt each other!"

The stench was stirred by two winds, and the area expanded dramatically.

The two girls at the back table of him, the four classmates at the table on both sides, and Zhao Qi at the front table, Liu Wu'er was so smoked that she covered her mouth and fled, and Wang Ziang also stepped aside, frowning, and her face was not very good-looking.

The students all looked at it curiously.

"What's going on over there Chen Tao?"

"Looks like someone farted!"

"What kind of fart is so stinky? Look at those people! Oh, it can't be that handsome guy who is new, right? You see Chen Tao and Li Xiang fanning each other. ”

"Ahh

Zhao Qi pointed at Chen Tao and Wang Ziang, "Oh, don't fan it, who put it, it's really shameless!"

Chen Tao pointed at Li Xiang with a serious and righteous attitude, "Li Xiang, you really didn't put it?"

Li Xiang gritted his teeth and said: "I've never let go of such a stinky fart!Ah, I can't stand it, it's too stinky!"

"That's ......" Chen Tao's eyes turned and fell on Wang Ziang.

The prince was surprised and said, "What do you think I'm doing? ”

"Didn't you put it? Is it still me?" Chen Tao grinned, and said very seriously, "Dude, you are too unrighteous, just sit on my table, and we will ...... if you fart and smoke us."

"Hahahaha. Many of my classmates laughed.

Liu Yu'er moved silently, and she was very disgusted and pulled away from Wang Ziang.

Wang Ziang usually gets along with people, and he is used to the mentality of being superior, and he loves to hold everything and can't let it go. was troubled by Chen Tao, and felt a little unbearable, and said embarrassedly, "No, I didn't let it go." ”

"Alright, alright. Chen Tao pointed to himself with a look of "buddy, I understand you", and said, "I'll let it go......, right? How many fried soybeans do you eat at noon? Good guy, what kind of is this?

He said in a strange tone like cross talk, which caused the audience to laugh.

Zhao Qi laughed and punched Chen Tao in the shoulder, "Why is your mouth so dirty, don't you let us have dinner?"

Liu Yu'er covered her mouth and looked at Wang Ziang while laughing.

This man has lost a lot of money!

Wang Ziang is unhappy in his heart, no one can break my face?

His face sank, and he pointed at Chen Tao, "Say it again, I didn't let it go! Also, am I very familiar with you? Don't make such jokes with me!"

"Unfamiliar? Unfamiliar, you sit on my table? Look, you can't ask for this book for you to smoke!"

Chen Tao pinched the homework book with two fingers in disgust, picked it up, and shook it off, as if he wanted to shake off the stench on it.

The classmates laughed even louder, especially the boy who liked catkins, and laughed very exaggeratedly.

Wang Chao said, "The newcomers in our class are not only handsome, but also spirited!"

"Just let it go, it's your fault to sit on the table and put it!"

"Who says it's not? It's nothing for you to smoke Chen Tao and Li Xiang, you look at the girls you smoked! I can't eat at night!"

"What's the name of the new kid?"

"Prince Ang!"

"I think it's appropriate to call it Fart!"

"yes! I'll call him a fart from now on!"

"Hahahaha, fart!"

I don't know who shouted first, but the class opened chaotically, "Fart", "Fart" shouts accompanied by laughter.

The prince's face turned green.

If this nickname is true, it will be a big shame.

One day, a girl from another class came to him, and the messenger* shouted, "Fart" someone was looking for him!

The image of this handsome guy is completely ruined!

Look at Chen Tao and discuss it with Zhao Qi and Liu Xu'er seriously.

"I don't know, I was stunned, I thought it was Li Xiangfang! Hey! Who knew he was this kind of person? Forget it, forget it, they're all classmates, this matter is over! Li Xiang, don't shout, okay? Fart, how ugly is it!"

His two voices are louder than anyone else!

"I'm ***!

It's your kid's ghost, and you're still pretending to be innocent with me!

Wang Ziang glared at Chen Tao fiercely.

Chen Tao saw it, pretended not to see it, he didn't bother to pay attention to him, who let him sit on his table if he had nothing to do!

It's called deserved!