Chapter 68: Blowing People Stupid (Part II)
What the?
Pedals dropped?
Are you playing this trick on us?
Sun Xiu scolded the street angrily, "Your sister, it's so lively, your family repairs bicycles?"
"That's right!" Chen Tao said calmly, "When did I say that our family sells cars?
"I ............" Sun Xiu was so suffocated that he couldn't speak, Chen Tao was okay with what he said, he really didn't say that his family sells cars!
He only said that his family drove a "small" car dealership!
Who would have thought that the "little" one was talking about repairing bicycles!
You can blow this mouth, a bicycle seller is stunned to blow a car!
Where did you get that energy from?
Your dad repairs bicycles, are you quite proud?
It's obviously nonsense, but it's full of momentum, just like the real thing. You kid don't just stop being a waiter and go be an actor!
We thought you were pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, you are not a tiger, you are a pig!
Cheng Mengyu's younger brothers felt that they had been tricked by Chen Tao, their faces were dull, some scolded loudly, and a few stood up and wanted to come over and beat Chen Tao, but they were stopped by Cheng Mengyu with his eyes and sat back again.
Cheng Mengyu's heart was even more angry, if another person dared to play him like this, he would have beaten someone in the morning! But no matter how Chen Tao is Liu Yuanli's guest, it is not a matter to laugh at two sentences, when this Liu Yuanli beat him in front of him, can Liu Yuanli not speak?
Don't look at it if it's not in Longshan, the power of the Liu family is still not to be underestimated, just say that Liu Yuanli has seen those characters in the past few days, none of them can be reached by him Cheng Mengyu.
The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while, everyone look at me, I look at you, I don't know how to talk next. Only Chen Tao is still chattering. He said foaming at the mouth, his eyebrows fluttering, the more he talked, the more outrageous he became, at first someone could interject two sentences, and then he simply shut up and listened to him alone.
The crowd was helpless. Originally, it was their home field, and they originally wanted to bury others, but what happened? Chen Tao was stunned and left the eight of them speechless.
When you talk about fighting, you can't do it, and if you talk about bragging, you really can't blow him!
You must know that most of these little rich second generations are one or two notches better than the ordinary people around them, and over time, they have formed a sense of superiority that I am very good at beeping.
So they sit together and brag about the core of the beep is "compared"
For example, what kind of car I have seen, there are only three in the country, and none of you have ever seen it.
I've played what kind of girl, and now I'm a big star, and none of you have ever played it.
In short, it's better than whom!
And Chen Tao bragged about being "outrageous", how evil it was, how to come out of tune!
If this is the case, Liu Yuanli would not want to listen to it anymore if he listened to it at best, but Chen Tao combined the life experiences of Kong Ergou, Cao Anmin, Li Nan, Jiang Erfool and others from what he saw from the eye of the sky, at first glance it felt like bragging, and it was very likely to be true after careful consideration!
Coupled with Chen Tao's eloquence, this goods, from childhood to university, is often the penultimate in exams, and there is no time when bragging is blown down!
It's a pure braggart beep,
It's a high-class braggart beep,
This is a braggart that combines theory and practice!
Chen Tao blew Liu Yuanli dizzy, especially when he said that a friend went up the mountain to rob the mine, which was similar to Liu Yuanli's childhood experience of listening to his uncles and uncles chatting, he couldn't help nodding his head again and again, and kept asking.
As for the others, they can't interject at all and want to leave? Liu Yuanli and other distinguished guests haven't left, and there is a show behind, what's the matter if you go first?
I can only sit and listen!
Chen Tao lowered his head to play with Cheng Mengyu's mobile phone, and simply didn't look at him.
Holding Xu Yunxi's hand on his cheeks, his face was expressionless, and his eyes were dull.
The glass of wine that Sun Xiu blew was going to be poured out.
grinned at the second generation of the little rich, and he couldn't sit still.
These people are too troublesome, blow at him, ordinary people can't keep up with his train of thought,
The more I listened, the more wrong it became! I felt like I was being played by him!
Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more embarrassing and the time was getting later and later, in the end, Sun Xiu couldn't stand it anymore, and begged in a tone of "Elder Sun has received his magical powers", "Brother, stop, don't say anything, I'll interrupt...... You're a waiter, you're here to work, you see that the store is so busy, in case your boss sees it, although you have Brother Yu's face, it's not very good?"
He almost said, "Big brother, go quickly, don't blow it." "Say it.
Chen Tao was talking about where he was willing to go? He raised his hand and said angrily, "The boss is a fart! You can't make money, you have to have a good time!
A fart word brought out a little spit, Sun Xiu wiped his face, and he was angry in his heart.
Still blowing?
You're blowing all the people at our table out of words?
Liu Yuanli is really evil, is Chen Tao so coke when he speaks? Why do you sound endless?
When he was feeling helpless, a fat man with a baseball cap walked over, he was carrying two bottles of red wine in his hand, and he was the owner of the bar, Fan Fatzi.
As soon as Cheng Mengyu saw the bar owner coming, it was as if he had seen a savior, he stood up suddenly, he dragged Fan Fatzi aside, pointed at Chen Tao's back and said, "Quickly get your waiter away for me!"
Sun Xiu said with a crying voice, "You waiter can blow, I can't stand it!"
"The new waiter has no rules, which makes Young Master Yu smile. Fan Fatzi's face sank, and he walked up to Chen Tao with his hands behind his back, and with a dignified expression, the city collapsed, "Friend, who are you?"
Chen Tao was blowing to the head of the excitement, when he was suddenly interrupted, he suddenly felt frustrated, and asked, "Who are you?"
This question and answer stunned everyone on the spot!
Co-author: You're not a waitress at a bar, are you?
What do you mean by wearing a waiter's clothes to bring us wine?
Did they deliberately play tricks on us?
Cheng Mengyu opened his mouth wide, looked stunned, pointed at Chen Tao and asked Fan Fatzi, "Fat brother, don't you know him?"
Fan Fatzi scratched his head and said, "The bartenders were all brought by me from the old shop, and there is no such little brother!"
Chen Tao also understood when he heard it, it turned out that the boss in front of him was Li Xiang, he immediately stood up and patted his clothes, and said with a smile, "Dude is here to play, Brother Liu, don't delay your business, let's talk another day." After saying this, he swaggered out with his hands behind his back, and the people got out of the way and let him out.
Looking at Chen Tao's figure disappearing under the light, everyone felt strange in their hearts, some felt that they had been tricked by Chen Tao, and some felt that he acted with an unpredictable mystery.
Liu Yuanli smiled unconsciously, no wonder his cousin liked this kid, it was really interesting.