Before everyone finished speaking, they heard a tourist screaming "ouch", turned his head to look, and found that Feng Manlou was grabbing the arm of a tattooed man and twisting it backwards.

"Ouch, it hurts, it hurts, you T•M let it go, or I'll let my brothers hack you to death!" the tattooed man cried out in pain.

"Hmph, you let them come and hack me to death, I'll wait. Feng Manlou snorted coldly, "Stinky rascal, blind your dog's eyes, you actually want to touch the tiger's buttocks, and you are not afraid of being bitten to death by the tiger." ”

After speaking, he added three percent more force to his hand, and the painful other party burst into tears and fell directly to the ground.

Seeing this, the two brothers who came with him were furious, and pounced with their fists, only to be kicked by Li Jing in the back.

"Manlou, this is?!" Li Jing asked Jiang Yao and Shi Peng to control the two people on the ground, and he hurriedly ran to him with Lu Fei.

"It's nothing, it's just three hooligans who want to rub oil, just leave it to the police to deal with. "The wind is all over the hallway.

"Understood. Li Jing nodded, took out three plastic cable ties from his trouser pocket as handcuffs, fixed the wrists of the three hooligans, handed them to the pale-faced Ah Bao and Stephen, and led the three of them into the volcanic garden with Feng Manlou and Jiang Yuyan.

On the way, Feng Manlou felt that Jiang Yuyan's mood had a lot of ups and downs from before, and said in his heart that he was frightened by the tattooed man, and was about to comfort a few words, but he was trampled by the other party, fortunately he was wearing sneakers, otherwise he would have to scream.

"Hiss~ Miss Jiang, I helped you catch the hooligan, you actually took revenge!"

"Hmph, it's good to step on you," Jiang Yuyan said angrily, "What do you mean that you actually want to touch the tiger's butt, you are the tigress!"

Belch...... Feelings are remembering this sentence, Feng Manlou had nothing to say when he landed, he just thought that the tiger's ass couldn't be touched, so he subconsciously said such a sentence, in fact, he regretted it as soon as he finished speaking, I thought that Jiang Yuyan didn't hear it, and I didn't think that the other party would remember it in his heart.

What should I do, apologize? It's useless, apologizing to an angry woman is tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, adding medicine to the cannon, and you will only be scolded even worse.

Is there any other way?

Wait! Feng Manlou suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and thought of a solution, he pretended to be disappointed and shook his head, "Alas, I didn't expect you to know that song, I thought you knew." ”

"Song, what song?" Jiang Yuyan was stunned for a moment, Ma Shan reacted that the other party was changing the topic, and immediately disagreed, "The surname is Feng, don't change the topic, I'm angry with you." ”

"Haven't you heard an old song called 'Women Are Tigers'?"

"There's such a song, it's too disrespectful to women, isn't it?! Who sang it, I'm going to the Women's Federation to sue him!"

"No, no, no, this is a song that praises women, not a song that plans women. ”

"Are you sure?" Jiang Yuyan raised her left eyebrow, with an expression that I didn't believe.

"Sure, I'll sing it to you. Feng Manlou led Jiang Yuyan to the farthest corner of the high place, where there was an emergency exit behind it, which could better protect the safety of the other party.

In the approving eyes of Li Jing and the four of them, he hummed softly, "The little monk went down the mountain to fast, and the old monk explained, the woman under the mountain is a tiger, and you must avoid it if you meet it."

Walking through village after village, the little monk wondered why the tiger didn't eat people, and it looked quite cute?

The old monk quietly told his apprentice that such a tiger was the most powerful, and the little monk was so frightened that he ran away, master! The tiger has broken into my heart!"

When he finished singing, Li Jing and the four of them were dumbfounded.

Good guy, this kid's confession is really red fruit, it's really earthy!

Feng Manlou didn't know that this song was so ambiguous, and thought that they were shocked by their wit, so he turned his head and smiled, "I'm right, this is a good song to praise women, aren't you angry now?"

As a post-90s generation, Jiang Yuyan has never heard this old song, but the last lyrics made her deer jump around, and her face flew full of red glow.

Oh my God, is he confessing to himself through the lyrics, so bold, so ashamed, what should I do, do you want to take the opportunity to promise him?!

No, no, it's too fast, it will look like I'm chasing well!

Jiang Yuyan hurriedly slapped her face a few times, reminding herself not to sink so quickly, she coughed, and turned her head to the volcano that was secretly glowing red not far away, "Okay, okay, for the sake of this song, I will forgive you for the time being." ”

Feng Manlou grinned, and said in his heart Fortunately, I was a post-80s generation in my previous life, and I happened to hear this song, otherwise it would be really troublesome.

[Successfully capture 1 pervert and reward 3 chivalrous points.] 】

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Three thousand miles of barbecue restaurant.

Guo Jingwen and Han Liang didn't expect Jiang Yuyan to leave, and Zheng Han, who didn't care about organizing the dinner at all, looked at each other a little.

"Just leaving?" Han Liang was stunned for a moment, and then smiled bitterly, "I heard that Jiang Yuyan is the eldest lady, and she doesn't care about any connections in the entertainment industry, I didn't believe it before, but now it seems that it should be true." ”

"Yes, I don't even drink other people's toasts, I pat my ass and leave if I have something, if I don't have a big background, I would have been blocked a long time ago. Guo Jingwen asked, "Brother Zheng, what are you going to do when Yu Yan left in such a hurry?"

"Who knows. Zheng Han said with a gloomy face.

After that, the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, what are you doing, she went to pick up the man,!

His mouth was dry, he picked up the coconut water on the table and drank it all, and then he was stunned.

He looked at the cup in his hand in a panic, and the remaining milky white coconut water slowly slid down the wall to the bottom of the cup, and he wanted to cry without tears.

It's over, I actually drank "Love with a Firewood"!

The effect of this medicine was strange, as soon as it entered the stomach, he felt a hot breath rushing towards the Tianling Gai, and Zheng Han's eyes immediately turned red.

Looking at Zheng Han, who was short of breath, Guo Jingwen and Han Liang were a little strange, and said to each other: "Jingwen, I want to talk to Han Liang about something, you go back first, and I will invite you to dinner another day." ”

"Huh?" Guo Jingwen was stunned for a moment, and found that he was staring at Han Liang with a teddy expression, and immediately shivered, and said in her heart, I will go, isn't it, Zheng Han is bisexual between men and women?!

She felt as if she knew some big secret, and she didn't dare to say anything, so she just took her bag and left.

Han Liang didn't wait for him, and he was about to ask the other party what was wrong, but he saw that the other party had already got up and locked the door, and directly tore his shirt apart.

.......................................

"Boom!"

After brewing for half an hour, the volcano finally erupted red magma in the sky after a loud bang, which went straight to a height of more than ten meters, and then rained down on the audience, causing a burst of exclamation.

It is water that is illuminated red by the light. Feng Manlou wiped the "magma" on his face, and his heart said that what he did was really realistic.

Soon, the lava poured out of the crater, engulfed the hut below with billowing steam, and began to flow to the thirty or forty actors on the shore who were about to escape in the boat, and at the last moment, the actors finally lost their ropes and rowed away.

All the lights at the scene were extinguished, and only the red magma slowly flowed into the pool, making a piercing sound.

[The performance is over, thank you for watching, please line up to leave, pay attention to safety, and don't crowd.] 】

The lights came back on, and it was as if nothing had happened except for the stagnant water that had not yet had the flu.

Some of the children took the lead in cheering, and most of the attention got up to applaud the actors who were working hard.

"It's kind of interesting. Feng Manlou nodded, "It's not particularly realistic, but it's pretty good." ”

He got up and picked up his backpack and said, "What are you doing now, will you take you back to the hotel to rest?"

"Go back to the hotel to rest?" Jiang Yuyan suddenly remembered his personal assistant identity, and suddenly her heart was pounding again.

Personal assistant, how close can it be? Shouldn't you want to help me warm the bed?

Ahh

"Miss Jiang, Miss Jiang?" Feng Manlou didn't respond when he saw her, he just covered his face and twisted around, and hurriedly waved his hand, good guy, don't be evil, right?

"What did you say?"

"I said are you going back to the hotel to rest now, or are you going to have a supper?"

"Are you going for a supper?"

"Well, but I'll send you back to the hotel first, I know that you female stars never eat supper in order to maintain their figure. ”

"Who, whoever loses, our female celebrities don't eat supper, that's a rumor, I'm going to eat supper too!

Feng Manlou thought for a while and said, "Why don't you eat barbecue, I heard that there is a barbecue restaurant called Sanqianli nearby, which is quite famous, and many celebrities go to eat it." ”

"Okay, I want to eat barbecue too, so let's go now. ”

Everyone: "......"

Miss Jiang, you are too unprincipled, you just came out of the barbecue restaurant without a mouthful, and now people are saying, you want to go back to eat barbecue?

"Ahem, Miss Jiang," Li Jing coughed and reminded softly, "You just came out of the Three Thousand Miles Barbecue Restaurant, if you go back now, will you bump into Zheng Han and them?"

"Where could it be so coincidental, that store is so big, we can't touch it. Jiang Yuyan waved her hand disappreciatively.

"You were having supper with Zheng Han just now?" Feng Manlou frowned slightly, isn't this guy the one that Old Man Jiang wants to send away by himself?!

"This ......" Li Jing looked at Feng Manlou with some embarrassment, although he is only responsible for protecting the safety of his employer, but this kind of thing that will obviously make the employer offend people, it is better to avoid it.

Who knew that Feng Manlou not only had the intention of changing places, but also said: "Just go to three thousand miles, we won't go to Zheng Han's place to eat, and those who don't know think we're afraid of him." ”

Li Jing: "Uh......"

Since the eldest lady has no problem with her personal assistant, then this matter has to be done. Li Jing nodded at Shi Peng, who quickly left the audience and went to the parking lot to pick up the car.

When everyone went outside, they found that several policemen had taken the three hooligans away, so they went to the barbecue restaurant together.

Twenty minutes later, Jiang Yuyan's MPV arrived outside the barbecue restaurant, Feng Manlou specially asked for the private room opposite Zheng Han, and just as he was about to enter the door, he saw Zheng Han, who was disheveled, coming out of the box, his face was still blue and purple.

Feng Manlou glanced into the box at the moment he closed the door, and found that there was actually a man hiding his face and crying, which was an eye-opener.

This is...... I'll go, this guy is fierce enough, and he is cold!