Guilin Chapter Ninety-Seven Xiao Wuming recognizes the emperor
Wu Ming is actually not called Wu Ming, his surname is Qi, and his original name is Qi Qi.
His father's name was Qi Tangyuan. As for the mother, according to the father, she died in childbirth when she gave birth to him.
When he was five years old, Wuming's father also died, and he was beaten to death by a man named Feng Chun.
The picture of his father's death, Wu Ming remembers very clearly. Father Qi Tangyuan was taken by Feng Chun with a big chicken leg, stuffed in his mouth, and stuffed for several months, until his father lost his breath, and the chicken leg was not swallowed or spit out.
His father had told him early on that when his father died, he would go to Guilin to hide, and most people would not dare to go there. So Wuming ran over by himself.
But Wuming didn't want to mention his parents, didn't want to mention his name, so everyone called him Wuming.
When he came to Rosewood, he found a tree in the forest not far away, found some bamboo, built a shed, and stayed.
The mother is long gone, the father was beaten to death, and Wuming was sad for a while. But seeing that there were so many wild cherries, lychees, lotus mist, yellow peels, plums, jackfruits, coconuts, durians, grapes, and mangoes in the forests of Rosewood Town, Wu Ming suddenly stopped being sad.
His favorite thing is to climb a lotus mist tree, find a branch with the largest and most abundant fruit, lie down, and then turn out the book of heaven that he holds as a family heirloom, and eat and read it at the same time.
Sometimes he wanted to eat meat, so Wuming learned the method his father taught him, found a random place, dug a pit, and waited for the wild thing to take the bait. This place is rich in products, and wild things are not afraid of people, and there will always be a set.
Sometimes he wants to be lazy, so Wuming follows the method his father taught him, opens the door of other people's houses, drives away the housekeeper dogs, meat, vegetables, or whatever, and takes whatever he wants.
His father had told him that it was called stealing. But Wuming doesn't think it's called stealing, it's called borrowing. After all, vegetables, meat, and so on, are all over the mountains, and wherever you go, you can take them. If you go to someone else's house and take it, you can just take it from another place.
To take it in the name of borrowing is actually very kind.
And Wu Ming used the name of borrowing, and he didn't just make an excuse, he actually really wanted to pay it back, but he forgot it every time, and sometimes he finally remembered to pay it back, and he felt that it was too troublesome, so he would pay it back next time, and then he forgot about it.
Wu Ming likes to borrow things from Aunt Miao's house the most. Aunt Miao is the neighbor of Li Zhao's family, the widow who opened the mahjong parlor.
Wuming likes to borrow her things, because Aunt Miao is the most stingy.
Aunt Miao once raised a pig at home. It is said that it is called the earth dragon pig, with a pouty mouth, like a dragon's mouth, saying that it is a saint-level breed, only in the beast forest, a very rare thing, raised to sell, especially valuable.
This kind of pig is more family-oriented, so they are free-range, but they never poop and pee indiscriminately. When the earth dragon pig was small, he was very stupid and well-behaved, and Wuming often touched the pig's head, watched the pig eat, and secretly held the pig to sleep in his own house at night.
No matter how big the pig is, Wu Ming likes to ride on the pig, and the pig goes crazy, bumping everywhere, whose house and the big tree in the field can be knocked over by the pig. It's strange to say that this earth dragon pig will never hit Wuming.
Playing with her pig and borrowing things from her house, of course Widow Miao will be angry.
Therefore, it is not uncommon for the Miao widow to wear no shoes, no intimate clothes, only a tight-fitting translucent nightdress, a shawl carrying a broom, and driving Wuming to the street.
Widow Miao has white skin, big breasts and round buttocks, so the gentlemen in Rosewood Town also like this scene.
Wuming didn't care, just hid in the distance and listened quietly. She scolded, anyway, Wuming didn't know what the lowly orphan meant, so she wasn't angry.
Later, Wuming grew up and knew those words that were extremely insulting and bullying, and Wuming was a little happy. What's wrong with the lowly species? What's wrong with the orphan? He's an orphan and a lowly seed, and he doesn't care. Whoever is angry and corrupt will suffer.
So I don't care if I'm scolded.
It's just that Aunt Miao's pig was later sold.
When I thought of the scene of getting along with the earth dragon pig day and night, when I thought of the pig's silly appearance, when I thought that the pig might have been skinned and cramped.
Wuming felt very sad, how could this Miao widow be so vicious?
Wuming suddenly felt that he would never meet such a good pig again in his life.
So Wuming sat on the ground with a butt and cried all day.
Since then, Wuming has been on the bar with the Miao widow, with the widow, and slowly with the woman.
From the Miao widow and Li Shou's daughter-in-law Feng Suyun, who only moved in recently, Wuming felt that all women in the world were femme fatales and changed by the devil.
Therefore, Wuming likes to play with women the most, and the older a woman is, the more he feels that he is a slut.
Therefore, she just likes to peek at women taking a bath, and announce the intimate clothes they like to wear, the size and color of their bodies.
He just likes to rub women's oil, but eight-year-old Wuming doesn't think it's rubbing oil, he just thinks that it will make women angry, so he has to do it.
The consequences are unknown, anyway, he hates women, so that's what he does.
After losing his mother, he hated women, and after being bullied by Widow Miao and disgusted by Feng Suyun, he hated women even more.
Although Wuming doesn't have any soul stones mentioned in the Book of Heaven, so he has never been able to settle down, but he is born like a monkey, fast, flexible, and resistant to beating, so Wuming has a grudge against women, and he is more and more lawless.
If you are in a hurry, others will not be able to catch up, and if you do, it will not hurt to be beaten.
Wuming actually likes to play with children as well. But none of the children in Rosewood Town can enter his eyes, and Wuming really doesn't want to play with them.
The reason is very simple, that is, Wuming likes to play scoundrels, and children really don't like to play with him.
Only Li Yu, the girl of Li Shou's family, has an appetite for her.
After all, the two are the same age, and Li Yu, a child, never minds that Wuming has no father or mother, and he has a bad habit of taking other people's things.
The reason is also simple, compared with his mother Feng Suyun, Li Yu feels that Wuming is actually not bad. Feng Suyun often lies and spills, beats his father when he has nothing to do, and beats his father when he has something to do, which is infuriating.
This huge Magnificent Town, Li Yu and Li Yu's two sisters and brothers don't mind Wuming, so Wuming is just such a pair of playmates.
Therefore, when the two sisters and brothers were away, Wuming could only be bored and play with others on the street.
Touching a woman's buttocks, peeking at a woman's bath, stealing a woman's rouge and socks and obscene pants, ridiculing whose breasts are small, ridiculing whose man can't have sex, and whose woman loves to steal men.
These tricks, Wuming is to take revenge on women, on the other hand, in fact, he is just looking for a playmate.
Isn't it just that you don't have a father or a mother?
Isn't it just that you love to borrow things? If you owe it, you will pay it back.
If you forget to pay it back, what can you do? Those things are worthless.
Why don't you like to play with him? That's what Wuming thinks anyway.
It's just rare, today's lively and extraordinary Rosewood Town makes Wuming's boring life a little more meaningful.
The woman who was dressed in red and slapped herself was ridiculed by herself for her underwear, but she was not angry.
The woman with big eyes seemed to have seen through all her thoughts, as if she didn't hate herself.
That big brother who rarely speaks and looks stupid is still the emperor of Guilin? What is the emperor like?
It seems that this big brother has saved his own life.
Except for his father, it seems that no one has ever saved him.
"Old man Bei. ”
Looking at the woman in the red dress walking away, Wu Ming sat in the dirt with his butt in his ass, chewing with a grass in his mouth, completely looking like a wild boy, "This big brother wants to be the emperor of Guilin, and I don't know what this thing is." ”
"But anyway, I admit this emperor. ”
"Do you want to take it with you?"
"If you dare to deny it, I will shake out your daughter-in-law's theft of the man. ”