The shuttle enters the Rose Garden from the base of the branches, slowing down in a slender tubular passage.

"We are now passing through the entrance avenue of the Rose Garden, which has a beautiful name called 'Narrow Flower/Path,'" said Jack, who had returned to the driver's seat of the shuttle, and as he expertly operated the plane, he explained like a true tour guide, "and the location was in the branch of the flower, which, as you can see, was originally very thick, but was divided into more than 100 such passages, and each one of them narrowed. ”

The shuttle exits the transparent conduit-like passage and enters a large ellipsoidal space. They saw countless richly decorated open-top hovercars passing through the air, with red men and green women standing at the bow of the cars scratching their heads and making gestures to attract customers. Except for a few hovercars that only carry one or two people, there are more large floats signed by a certain nightclub. These parade floats slowly move through the air, and the models on the floats, most of whom are naked, are performing various exaggerated group performances.

Jack also opens the roof of the shuttle and allows it to slowly hover in the air, so that his two young patrons can more clearly appreciate the restrictive performances that are far beyond the imagination of the average natives of Earth.

Gu Yuhan's eyes widened like a flowering bun, and his lips pursed into a round exclamation.

Jack whistled loudly at a singing lead singer on the oncoming float who was writhing his ass and masturbating, and cheered passionately, "Welcome to Sky Square, where there is a parade of more than 30,000 super brothels from more than 6,000 countries in the universe!" Ladies, please take a deep breath, close your eyes, open your hands, and stretch them out. ”

Gu Yuhan did so stupidly, and Zheng Wenwen also stretched out her two wide open hands, but she didn't close her eyes.

The signal light at the head of the shuttle flashed, so I saw that more than a dozen floats nearby immediately lined up in a long line on both sides of the front of the shuttle, and with a "whew", they accelerated and crashed towards them. Then, with the skill of the float driver, he glides past the shuttle's fuselage. As the float passed by, the models in little to no clothes rushed forward, so that countless breasts, buttocks, thighs and faces exposed to the artificial air brushed against their palms. Zheng Wenwen screamed excitedly, and Gu Yuhan was also screaming, but she was more frightened.

"It's all fresh and plump, ladies, get ready, there are countless more boobs and butts waiting for you to ravage and enjoy to your heart's content. Indulge, queens!" Jack shouted in an exaggerated tone as he stood at the bow of the cabin with a cigarette in his mouth.

Gu Yuhan was surprised by Jack's rude and obscene rhetorical technique, and pretended to be shy, refusing to speak. Of course, she didn't think to stop — or maybe she was forgotten. Zheng Wenwen laughed a little excitedly: "Such a bad advertising slogan, you don't even distinguish between men and women! We are all women, can't we give a female version?" However, the rise and fall of her chest and the trembling in her voice betrayed her.

"Men have breasts and buttocks, and merciful and great masters, I promise," said Jack, laughing boldly, "but not just by face." ”

Zheng Wenwen's face was embarrassed: "Hey, uncle, we are underage girls!"

Gu Yuhan turned his head: "I only think about pretending to be an underage girl now, don't you think it's too late?"

"Wow, Gu Yuhan, I just found out that you are so sullen!" Zheng Wenwen screamed and pounced, "Don't want to hide, I just saw that you took the initiative to grab something from a certain little beautiful man." ”

"You spread rumors," Gu Yuhan withdrew his hand after a long time, "That's obviously an eldest sister." ”

Jack let out a hearty laugh again.

Splitting through countless waves of flesh, the shuttle suddenly sped up and left the calyx part of the rose. Passing through a gate with a huge golden symbol in the shape of a twelve-pointed star, they entered a magical world of rotating apertures and changing patterns. It was a huge space with layers of folds on the four walls, and the central void leading to the top void. Each layer of folds is lit up with a circle of colorful apertures, and several layers of aperture projection lights are staggered in the central space, changing a pair of extravagant patterns to hit people's eyes, and with the performance of the band, the mouth is dry and hot, and you can't help it.

The shuttle was suspended in the air below the first aperture, and Jack stood up and bowed to the two girls with his hand on his chest: "Ladies, as you can see, we are parked on the main road of the Rose Garden. This is the great garden known as the invincible universe of the universe, where there are ten million bright flowers waiting for you to pick—"

"Ten million?!" Even Zheng Wenwen, who has always prided herself on seeing the world, was shocked by this huge number, "This number is really terrifying." Can you imagine that more than 60 percent of the population of a large region, or that all the college entrance examination candidates on the planet this year are sex workers, Hanhan?"

"Your second metaphor is really vulgar, and it is meaningless except to expose that you have a poor score in the college entrance examination and a low ranking. I really can't imagine it, though. Gu Yuhan spread his hands helplessly and said.

"There's nothing hard to understand, just explain it a little and you'll understand that it's not a lot of people at all. You know the whole universe is pumping ass out to Earth—"

"Excuse me, interrupt," Gu Yuhan's face was full of black lines: "Before you, I never heard of it." ”

"Hey, uncle, we are all serious people on the earth, you don't always have an ass, we can't listen to unscrupulous girls anymore!"

"Okay......" Jack said, "I'm pretending to agree for the money, you earthlings just like to be serious."

"Go on, uncle, about that lot of ass. Zheng Wenwen took out a lollipop and put it in her mouth, urging with interest.

The uncle shrugged his shoulders and said in his heart: I have long said that earthlings are all hypocritical, and sure enough, even the little girl is no exception.

"Well, let's put it another civilized way. The universe is big and the earth is small. The population of the universe is large, and the resources of the earth are few. Mutant diseases have swept across the universe, and the life-saving medicine is only available on the earth, and the entire universe is simply not enough. So the earth can do without the universe, but the universe cannot do without the earth. Uncle Jeans said in a peculiar joking tone, "Any country in the universe, no matter who you are, as long as it is not the earth, must import materials from the earth." These huge quantities of materials, whether it is rice, vegetables, or biological drugs, cost a staggering amount of Earth Reserve Coupons. Don't expect the Union Currency or other countries' currencies to buy anything you want, it's just a pile of paper in front of the earth's resources, and the Earth Red Ticket is the only hard currency in the universe. ”

"Every year, no, every day, the universe spends a staggering amount of Earth reserves to buy supplies for the Earth, and at the same time, what can they sell to the Earth? Energy, education, or the latest technological products? I'm sorry, but with the almost infinite supply of the entire universe, the Earth, with a population of less than 500 million, really doesn't need much. This is not counting the malicious bidding between countries, after all, there are so many countries in the Galactic Federation, you can't expect these countries to unite to build a united front against the earth. ”

"After comparing and comparing, I finally found out that women's butts, oh, including men's butts, were the best commodities to earn the Earth's Reserve Volume. Anyway, there are people in the universe, the supply is sufficient, the cost is low, the management is convenient, and the most important thing is that the profits are huge. Moreover, there are no so-called democracies 3,000 light-years away from the earth, and human rights are worthless, so there will be no legal troubles. ”

"As long as you take out some humanoids that don't cost anything, and then take a small freight to send them to Earth, you don't need to do anything to collect the precious Earth reserves, and you can save your own resources, is there a more cost-effective deal in the universe? ”

As an old earth proverb goes, every brother in the imperial capital is a savior with broken wings. Uncle Jack of Jeans summed up the economic and social picture of the entire human race in a few words, and then, he patted the cigarette ash that fell on his jeans and said:

"To get back to the point, the reason why I stopped here is because I want to read the tour guide to the two first-time visitors in accordance with the requirements of the Restoration Authority. According to the preferential promotion policy of the Garden Administration in the new quarter, all first-time guests who come to play will receive a 20% discount on their consumption within 24 hours as long as they participate in the Wheel of Fortune event. ”

"What is the Wheel of Fortune?"

"In short, after choosing the most basic range, let the shuttle immediately enter the revolving space door, and finally enter whichever door you enter, you will consume in the block that the door leads to. ”

"Sounds pretty good. But what if you deliberately put a bad block behind the door of the space, or raise the price first and then discount it?"

"Annexes VI and X of the Earth Reserves Convention ensure that neither of these situations can ever happen. Ladies, you guys can really give it a try, as a tour guide, I build yì. ”

"There's no reason not to try, there's nothing to lose anyway," Gu Hanhan said, "and I've always had good luck." ”

"It's always good to buy a lottery ticket for five dollars. Zheng Wenwen scoffed.

Jack pulled up a passage from his cab computer and read it aloud: "Now that you are standing at the door of a labyrinth of infinite treasures, and there are many roads in front of you, you will get lost if you are not careful, which road do you choose as the route of today's expedition? Each aperture represents a layer of space, with a total of ten layers from the bottom to the top, and the higher you go, the heavier the taste. Then, please choose. ”

"Again, your tour guide is really bad," Zheng Wenwen commented in disgust: "It reminds me of the answer column that is obviously stupid but has high ratings." ”

"I agree with you 12 percent, but who makes the publicity vice here always a loyal fan of all kinds of answering columns. Jack shrugged, "Ma'am, what is your choice?"

Zheng Wenwen spread her hands: "She is the player on the stage today, and I am just a group of relatives and friends outside the court." ”

Gu Yuhan said, "Let's go to the fifth floor." ”

"Woo wow, Gu Yuhan, you can do it!" Zheng Wenwen jumped up in protest, "I'm going to the top floor." ”

"Shut up, I don't want to end up with you on the wall. ”

"Wise choice. To tell the truth, some of the programs on the top two floors really make my stomach twitch when I watch some of the shows from 30,000 light-years away from Earth. ”

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