Chapter 133: What to call it
Hu Xiaoni's own brother Hu Hao even exaggerated and ran halfway to greet her, Sister Hu saw that her baby brother was so urgent,
Hurriedly gave him the gift.
Hu Hao couldn't put it down while playing with the car model, while looking at the driver in front of him shyly, eager to know who he was?
Hu Xiaoni saw that her younger brother looked at the driver timidly, and he also habitually introduced without thinking, "He is Zhuang's brother-in-law, and he specially sent me here, and he bought this toy for you." ”
As soon as Hu Xiaoni finished speaking, she regretted it, how could she say that? Isn't this misleading? Isn't this causing trouble? What kind of system will this become if it gets out?
Hu Xiaoni was searching her stomach and didn't know how to save the scene and explain, so she heard that her baby brother had already fallen in love with the childlike Brother-in-law Zhuang, "You are your brother-in-law, it's really magnanimous, it's a real scene, this car, no, this car model has a lot of money." Brother Hu has long known that his toys are valuable, and he is also sensible to express his gratitude.
His original intention was to ask Brother-in-law Zhuang how much the car was, but it was not appropriate to think about it carefully, so he put the topic on the car model again, it seems that this little man is still quite spiritual.
"It's not worth much, as long as you like it. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang turned around and gave his brother-in-law a sunny smile like a big boy, and couldn't help replying, "If you still like other toys, just tell your brother-in-law, and I will definitely grant you any wish." ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang still felt that it was not enjoyable and added as if he was stuttering.
"Ah, really? That's great!"
Hu Hao, who succeeded in slapping sycophants, couldn't stop being greedy.
At the same time that Hu Hao screamed, Sister Hu was also shocked by Brother-in-law Zhuang's incoherence, I obviously said the word Zhuang, I clearly said Brother-in-law Zhuang, children can misunderstand, misunderstand, you Zhuang don't understand, shouldn't you misunderstand and misunderstand, isn't it... Don't... This time it was Hu Xiaoni's turn to find a home.
Thinking of my brother's half-cut words was too rude, Sister Hu was also coquettish, "What is really fake, don't thank you Zhuang... Brother-in-law. ”
Hu Xiaoni consciously separated Brother-in-law Zhuang's surname, this time you pretend not to understand, shouldn't you pretend to be confused?
Hu Hao was so excited that he forgot to say thank you, and added with a slight blush, "Thank you! brother-in-law!"
Hey?
This dead boy sincerely opposes me, and there is obviously a Zhuang character, why do you omit it every time?
The meaning of this Zhuang word is complicated, and it must not be omitted, including what I dare not omit easily, the three words of Brother-in-law Zhuang It is both a general name and an honorific title, or an individual name, or a claim, it has both a referent and no reference, both a source and a clear source, in short, the most complex in the world is these three words.
Hu Xiaoni reminded her little brother that he refused to open his mouth to add words, and Sister Hu also had a big brain and found a reason.
It's no wonder that the younger brother misinterpreted, this itself is a title full of ambiguity, which can be understood as the brother-in-law surnamed Zhuang, and can also be understood as the brother-in-law surnamed Zhuang, alas, isn't this the same truth? Hu Xiaoni thought about it and even confused herself, let alone a younger brother who had just entered junior high school?
The more polite the sister and brother were, the more the brother-in-law pretended to be and said with a smile intentionally or unintentionally, "We are all a family, why are you so polite, what fun do you want to buy directly with my sister... The husband said, "I'm round." ”
Yes?
Hu Xiaoni really exclaimed in her heart, what the hell is going on? My ears heard it right? They said it four times in a row, but they were all brothers-in-law, today is really evil, it seems that I need to go to the ear department.
Hu Xiaoni is struggling here, the huge off-road vehicle drove to the door of her house, because the yard door of her house is small and she can't enter, so her brother-in-law has to park the car at the gate of their house.
Pretending to be a brother-in-law, he parked the car carefully, and was ready to come down to meet Hu Xiaoni's parents, he hadn't figured out what to call the two old men here, and the overexcited Brother Hu took the lead in introducing, "Mom and Dad, this is my brother-in-law, surnamed Zhuang, this is the car model he bought for me, it's precious!"
After speaking, he took the hand of his brother-in-law and let him into the house to rest.
Since the brother-in-law has arranged the role, the brother-in-law is also very polite and said, "Hello uncle and aunt, Happy New Year!" After speaking, he let go of the brother-in-law's hand and opened the car door to move the gift down.
Hu Xiaoni watched the performance of the two of them in a daze, not to mention how uncomfortable the embarrassment and apprehension were, Hu Hao, you bastard boy, do you still know that his surname is Zhuang? Why don't you shout together? No, why do you want to introduce it backwards? No, why do you rush to introduce it? Could it be that Zhuang Jinrong, who is holding back the bad one, bought you early? This is impossible, you have just come into contact, and you have no chance at all, is it... Don't... This is the will of God? That's even more impossible, pretending that my brother-in-law is the husband of my sisters, where did it come from?
Thinking of pretending to be a brother-in-law, uncle and aunt calling her parents, Hu Xiaoni's embarrassment and uneasiness intensified.
She called out "Mom and Dad" worriedly, and was about to explain, when she heard her father shouting to her brother-in-law honestly and excitedly, "His brother-in-law, you should go into the house to rest, you must be tired after driving for so long, and it is not too late to get the gift later." ”
Get!
Dad's "his brother-in-law" completely extinguished Hu Xiaoni's idea of explaining, since you all agree like this, then don't complain about the next thing, Cousin Su, Cousin Su, this is all out of tune to pretend that the brother-in-law did it himself, you must not blame my head, all the sisters in the financial department, you can also do well, this is all providence, it is not caused by me Hu Xiaoni intentionally, Hu Xiaoni silently prayed in her heart.
Unexpectedly, her hint was really useful, and after a while, Hu Xiaoni was like a fish in water and integrated into the atmosphere of family fun. She sweetly approached Brother-in-law Zhuang's side and said coquettishly, "Let's move later, Dad is talking to you, why don't you say a word, why are you in a daze?"
Brother-in-law Zhuang was reminded by Hu Xiaoni coldly, only to know that he was patronizing and wandering, and he didn't even care about the greeting of Quasi-Lao Yue, and replied apologetically, "It's okay, don't be tired, you go back to the house to rest first." ”
In the face of the cold field of the first exchange, Hu's mother also had a lot of doubts in her heart: This stupid son-in-law is not young, should he be a deaf person, when did he think of talking to someone, how can he respond to people like this? But after thinking about it again, no, it should be a fool, since he can answer, his ears must not be deaf.