342 I have to find my uncle at a critical time
The empty square is still the same as yesterday, and there is an endless stream of old men and old ladies, among which there are many middle-aged people in their forties and fifties, and the momentum is even stronger than before, no wonder Sun Dazhi dared to pat his chest before and promise, this roll is thirty or forty million sprinkled with water.
In recent years, people's living standards have been improving, and the demand for health is also rising, so black-hearted businessmen like Sun Dazhi who sell health care products have also come into being.
Whether it is the current free physical examination or the so-called "Huimin" activity of giving eggs and edible oil to be launched in a few days, Sun Dazhi's routine is actually very simple, it is nothing more than to grasp the greed of the old people just right, and grasp the psychology of the old men and old ladies who are greedy for small and cheap.
What is superstition?
If this kind of activity is aimed at young people, I bet that Sun Dazhi guarantees that he will lose all his money, because young people are not rare at all those two catties of eggs, but the old people are different, especially the old men and old ladies of the grandfather's generation are all people who are used to living a hard life.
Sun Dazhi may also feel that yesterday's event was too hasty, only a spray-painted color billboard, today is obviously much more professional, in the center of the main square erected a more than ten square meters of electronic screen, is continuing to scroll to broadcast I don't know which TV station is interviewing "Ankang Pharmaceutical", including several endorsements of old stars.
An "activity area" was set up around the square, and many pseudo-doctors in white coats were holding various equipment to help the elderly lower blood pressure and measure their heart rate.
Several arched atmospheric molds were pulled up around the square, and three or four "temporary rest places" were specially placed in camping tents near the corners, and seven or eight clean-looking girls and boys, dressed in gray suits and overalls, were smiling and distributing mineral water and some "Huoxiang Zhengqi Water" to the old people to prevent heatstroke.
Often a box of mineral water just moved up, those who looked at the swaying old man and old lady immediately turned into a wolf, the footsteps steadily went up to fight, many people obviously have water in their hands, still happy to rush around, there are many old ladies a bottle of water one after another to buy their own small vegetable basket stuffed, there are a lot of slow hands did not grab, began to scold and swear words, the quality at a glance.
Regardless of whether it's true or fake, anyway, it makes people look at this so-called "Ankang Pharmaceutical" as if it is quite large-scale.
As I was looking around, Sun Dazhi's broken Mandarin came from the back of my head: "Dry antelope, a group of unqualified mainland refugees." ”
I turned back to Sun Dazhi and greeted him with a smile: "Hehe, Mr. Sun is early." ”
Today, Sun Dazhi did not wear a white coat, but wore a very high-grade linen suit, stepped on a pair of pointed scalp shoes with red faces and black soles, and the Rolex gold watch on his wrist was shining.
After seeing that it was me, Sun Dazhi's orange-peel-like pork kidney face immediately piled up a smile, pointed to a camping tent not far away and smiled at me: "Brother Lang, the little brothers have come over and are resting over there, they will sit for a while, I have arranged for someone to buy it early." ”
"Trouble Mr. Sun. "I'm pretending to be polite.
"Out of the way. Sun Dazhi hurriedly waved his hand at me.
I walked out two or three steps, turned my head to Sun Dazhi and chuckled: "Mr. Sun, the next time you scold the street, don't involve the entire mainlander, otherwise I will easily think that you are provoking me." ”
Sun Dazhi shrank his head and gestured again and again: "Just kidding, these grandfathers and grandmothers are still quite cute." ”
I smiled and didn't squeak anymore, and walked to the front of the tent, Nie Haoran just came out of it with the two little brothers, I sniffed and quipped: "Morning, Mr. Nie, what's the matter with your eyes? ”
Nie Haoran rubbed his reddened eyes and pouted: "Don't mind Brother Lang, you still call me Haoran, the evil seed really doesn't sound like a good thing, grandma's whistle, my eldest brother played mahjong with someone last night, three are missing one, if you don't call me to play, I didn't close my eyes all night." ”
I scratched my head and asked him, "Who is that?" Wu Bin, where are you placed?"
Nie Haoran took out a stacked A4 paper from his pocket and handed it to me, and said happily: "At a friend's house of mine, that kid is definitely a habitual offender, I don't need to ask more, I write a confession like a writer, and write everything he knows, oh, you see!"
I glanced at the contents of the paper and explained in a low voice: "Go back and let him press a handprint, sign his name, and let it go, by the way, give him a reminder and let him leave Chongshi as soon as possible, otherwise the next time we meet, it is very likely that the dog's day will have become a black and white photo on the wall forever." ”
Nie Haoran was immediately amused, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Haha, the first time I found out that Brother Lang, you are also a humorous germ." ”
"Bacteria, eggs. I rolled my eyes angrily, and he lowered his voice and said, "Do you know what happened to that Xiao Ning in the end?
After listening to me, Nie Haoran's mouth was directly circled into an O-shape, and he muttered with surprise on his face: "Zhang Xingyu is so perverted?
"Shit's own people!" I spat out, in my opinion, Zhang Xingyu's ruthless stubble has no "own people" in his heart, if he wants to play, it is estimated that Sun Mark will dare to play around.
After a while of chatting, the mobile phone in my pocket rang, and I looked at the number of Dapeng, and I walked to the side and picked it up.
Jiang Lin's voice came through the mobile phone: "Boss Lang, we are in place, there are so many people in the square, I won't meet with you, you can call directly if you have something." ”
I said irritably: "Brother Lin, last night and this morning, I felt as if someone was following me, but I didn't find any suspicious people, so I was very panicked, why don't you and Dapeng help me find Sigou later." ”
"Okay. Jiang Linli agreed.
I sighed and said, "There's news calling me." ”
Hung up the phone, Nie Haoran and I talked for a while, my main job now is to be a security guard for Sun Dazhi, when will his activities end, and when will we end.
I don't know what the reason is, the popularity of today's square is particularly strong, and it lasted until half past eleven o'clock at noon, and the old men and old ladies were all enthusiastic, if it wasn't for Sun Dazhi's forced announcement of the end of the event, I guess I could have worked until the afternoon.
At lunch, Sun Dazhi found a nearby mid-range restaurant to arrange, it can be seen that he is in a good mood, during the banquet we keep raising a glass to change the lamp, halfway through the meal, Dapeng called me, I used the excuse to go to the toilet and slipped out, holding the mobile phone receiver and asked him: "How is it, is there any news?"
Jiang Lin said in a serious tone, concisely: "Sigou sold the cleaning company and the family's house, his daughter-in-law and children went to the south with the tour group, I contacted a horse boy who had been with him for a long time through a cellmate, and the horse boy said that Sigou has been in close contact with a group of northwesterners in the past two days, basically not hanging around in the city, it is difficult to find him, I just called his mobile phone number, and it has been shut down." ”
"Can't be contacted?" I licked my lips and said, "Then leave him alone for the time being, you and Dapeng will go back and rest first, and I'll look for my uncle later to see if he has a way." ”
Hung up the phone, I was silent for a few seconds, and then pressed Uncle Qi's number with a wry smile, after he beat me up that day because of the four dogs, I never contacted him again, and he also never called me again, I guess I was really angry with me.
The phone was quickly connected, and Uncle Qi asked in a rough voice, "Is there something?"
I cheekily played cheaply: "Uncle did you eat it? Just now, a friend from other places gave me some sauce meat, let's drink some of it." ”
Uncle Qi snorted coldly as if he was a prophet: "I didn't listen to persuasion when I said you, but now I'm stupid, right?"
I said haha: "I can't hide anything from my wise and martial Uncle Qi, I went to look for you now, you called Shangzhongte and Sixth Brother, I haven't seen them for a few days, I miss them very much." ”
"Are you afraid that no one will stop me when I beat you?" Uncle Qi scolded me very smartly: "When you come, buy me two bottles of autumn pear paste from the supermarket, the weather has been dry recently, and my asthma is getting worse and worse, cough cough..."
Putting down the phone, I went into the house to say goodbye to Sun Dazhi, and after finishing the matter, I borrowed Nie Haoran's car and went out.
Nie Haoran's car is an old "Cherokee", although the car is old, but he cleaned up very neatly, sitting in the driver's seat higher than the tool car, I muttered to myself: "In the future, if you have money, a few brothers will buy a big G outfit." ”
After buying some food from the supermarket and the "autumn pear paste" that Uncle Qi wanted, I went directly to the oil refinery in the suburbs, and when I was about to arrive at the refinery, Wang Ying happened to call me.
As soon as I picked up my mobile phone, Wang Ying on the other side of the phone muttered like a thousand-year-old resentful woman: "Wang Lang, if I don't contact you, aren't you going to call me?" Do you know that you are still in the assessment period?"
I interjected and laughed: "Ancestor, I don't lie at all, I was just about to dial you, and the signal over there is definitely better than mine, so I called first." ”
Wang Ying asked angrily: "Hmph, Hanhan said that you can do half a year of preparation, Wang Lang, our company has a drinking party at night, are you coming?"
"What am I going to do at your company's drinking party? I blurted out, and immediately regretted it, and corrected it with a dry cough: "I mean what clothes I wear..."
Before the words were finished, there was a muffled sound of "bang", the car under my ass seemed to jump forward a few meters away, my head hit the window glass uncontrollably, and the front of the car was stuck on the telephone pole on the side of the road to extinguish the fire, I covered my head and scolded "fuck", stuck my head out of the window, and saw that the butt of the car was hit by a Jinbei car.
"What's wrong?" Wang Ying immediately asked worriedly.
I sighed and said, "It's okay, the car is breaking down a bit." ”
Wang Lang snorted complainingly: "How many times have I told you, you are not allowed to call while driving, let's do this first, I will contact you later!"
Hanging up the phone, I got out of the car angrily, pointed to the Jinbei car and scolded: "Why the hell is driving..."
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