Chapter 178: Hit.. Fighting, robbery
Li Er and Chen Jiaju's breathing was suddenly short, and the noses of the two guys were cold, and they actually had nosebleeds.
"Did you see that?" asked Li Er.
Chen Jiaju nodded dryly: "I saw it, it's so white!"
Li Er: "Well! It's so dark!"
"How can it be 'black'?" Chen Jiaju turned his head to look at Li Er suspiciously.
"I'm talking about hair!" Li Eryi said rhetorically, "What are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about the white paint on the walls. Chen Jiaju immediately pleaded out.
Every now and then, the IQ of all men automatically soars to Einstein's level.
Chen Jiaju snatched the night-vision binoculars in Li's second-hand room, looked up at the window where Instructor Hu was washing the bathroom, and saw a glimpse of it.
"Damn, are you using a high-powered mirror?" Chen Jiaju looked at Li Er like a ghost, and then hit the door frame of the car with his head in pain, Instructor Hu had already put on his nightgown at this time, and Chen Jiaju's scum telescope only saw a piece of white flowers just now, where was Li Er able to see one-tenth of it clearly.
"Where did you get the magnification mirror? This is for the military!" Chen Jiaju asked Li Er in confusion.
Li Er pointed to Instructor Hu's room with a wicked smile: "I don't know, Instructor Hu's contribution may have been brought out from the Flying Tigers!"
Instructor Hu is self-inflicted this time.
"Li Er, this guy is such a bastard, he didn't take out this kind of good thing and share it earlier. Chen Jiaju scolded in his heart.
Inside the villa building.
Li Xianying was trying to memorize simple spoken Japanese by rote when someone knocked on the door.
"What's the matter?" Li Xianying opened the door, it was Luo Han Guo.
"Hehe, Sir Li, I'm Luo Han Guo!" Luo Han Guo shook his hand and smiled: "Let me in first, I have an important secret to report to you." ”
"What's the secret?" Li Xianying frowned.
Luo Han Guo had already entered the room from under Li Xianying's armpit, and Li Xianying had no choice but to turn around.
"Bang ——!"
Li Xianying's head sank, and rhinoceros skin appeared behind him, holding a frying pan in his hand.
"Quick, get him to bed!" Rhino Hides whispered.
Dashengdi and Hua Dou Ginseng hurriedly came in from behind the door, and one of them raised his feet and the other raised his head, and threw Li Xianying, who had been knocked out by rhinoceros skin, onto the bed.
"Let's say it first, I'll do the most, wait a minute, I want the most oil. Rhino Hides said declaratively.
"Okay, you're the biggest!" Citi said perfunctorily.
"Then who will go first?" Luo Hanguo asked.
Rhino Hide was about to raise his hand, and Ginseng immediately said: "Don't say I didn't remind you, the first one, if the acting skills are not good, it is very likely that the overlord flower will see through it, and it will definitely be a slap at that time." ”
Rhino Hide hurriedly put down his hand and pulled Luo Han Guo in front of him: "Luo Han Guo, you go first." ”
"I'm a mentally handicapped child, and I'm sure people will see through it. Luo Han Guo shrank his head and shook his head: "Dashengdi, you go up." ”
Dashengdi also shook his head: "Let the partridge dish, even if he is seen through by the overlord flower, his size can be slapped several times." ”
Rhino skin and monk fruit agreed.
"Partridge can fight, but does he have a brain? He was seen through before he went up, and when the time comes, everyone will finish playing together, or I'll go up!" said with a tragic and righteous face.
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"Overlord Flower, I just saw a dark shadow flash down the hallway, probably hiding in your room. Ginseng walked into Instructor Hu's room and pretended to look left and right.
Instructor Hu was wearing a light nightgown and looked at Hua Dou Ginseng coldly: "What do you want to do? You also have to use a little brain to take advantage, there is no one living here for 30 miles, and the outer wall of the building is old like a dangerous building, how can anyone come to patronize it?"
"Uh——!" Citi was suddenly embarrassed, and his acting skills were average.
"Alright!" said Ginseng shrugged his shoulders.
"Don't move! rob!" Citi had just finished speaking, and two masked men in black with knives in their hands rushed into Overlord Flower's room.
"Oh, you see, I didn't lie to you, there really is a thief!"
"Shut up, I'll stab you to death. A short, masked man shouted as he put a knife on his neck.
"Who are you?" Instructor Hu snorted coldly.
"It's so obvious that you can't tell that we are thieves and robbers. Another masked man shouted viciously.
Instructor Hu frowned, the masked man had already put the knife on her neck.
"Tie them up, let's find out if there's anything valuable!" said the short masked man, and even the rope was ready, and the two robbers used the rope to tie the Citi Instructor Hu together.
"Don't resist! they're going to kill. Ginseng hugged Instructor Hu and reminded with a look of enjoyment that this guy couldn't wait for Luo Han Guo and Partridge Cabbage, who were pretending to be robbers, to tie the rope a little tighter, and it was better to tie a dead knot.
"What's going on?" Chen Jiaju jumped out of the car suddenly: "We have been staring at Xiaolou, and there is no possibility that a thief will enter without knowing it." ”
Li Er frowned, of course he already knew what was going on, but with this kind of inferior means, Instructor Hu should have seen through it at a glance.
Li Er called Li Xianying's phone, but no one answered.
At this time, Hua Dou tried to rub Instructor Hu's chest with his chest: "Overlord Flower, don't be nervous, their robbery and robbery don't hurt people's lives, as long as we don't resist, there will be nothing." ”
Instructor Hu glared at Ginseng hatefully, turned his face away, and then saw two figures outside the window approaching quickly, and Instructor Hu's face changed slightly.
"Oh, what are you two doing?" shouted Dashengchi as he walked in, his acting exaggerated.
"We've been robbed!" Citi said unhappily, as his glamorous fortune was about to end.
"Haha!" Dasheng laughed twice, and then remembered that this kind of occasion was not suitable for laughter, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't be afraid, I'll help you untie the rope." ”
Dashengdi quickly untied the rope that tied the Citi Instructor Hu face to face.
After untying the rope, Dashengji stared at the ginseng, and he forgot the next line.
"Dashengdi, you are here to protect the overlord flower, I will go to the police immediately. Ginseng screamed and rushed out of the room.
"Okay, okay, you hurry up and call the police. Dashengdi said excitedly.
"Overlord Flower, don't worry, with me protecting you, you will definitely be safe. "Dashengdi added lines for himself.
Instructor Hu glanced coldly, and then two more masked robbers walked in.
Instructor Hu's face turned terried, and then he was quickly stunned, and shouted in his heart: Bitterness.
"Robbery!" said the two masked robbers in unison.
Instructor Hu: "Ah! robbery again?"
"Tie the two of them together!" is the same line again.
And then.
"Hit... Hit, hit...... Robbery!"
"Yes, robbery!"
The same line is coming.
Two guys with stockings over their heads jumped out of the bathroom of Instructor Hu's room and shouted loudly.
"Hit... Robbery??" Several people in the room stared.
"That's right, it's robbery, bank cards, transportation cards, IC, IQ cards, all kinds of cards, take them out for me!" shouted a stockings robber dancing loudly.
Instructor Hu almost didn't laugh out loud when he looked at the other party's antics.
The stockings guy turned his head and glared at Instructor Hu fiercely.
"Please be sure to cooperate, don't let an ordinary robbery turn into a bad robbery incident!" said the stocking guy who spoke solemnly.