"Those guys didn't actually drink oolong tea, damn it!"

"Yes, I don't drink healthy sugar-free oolong tea, but I drink Pepsi Cola, which is high in sugar and high carbonated acid!

"Yes, yes. ”

Jin Chao and Lu Changfeng were very ashamed of Dahei's behavior of holding Suntory oolong tea down and not drinking it, but buying two boxes of Pepsi Cola.

"I don't have any concept of health at all, phew!" Lu Changfeng spat out his phlegm.

"Spitting. Do you know that it will spread diseases? Do you know that this is unhygienic? Do you know that when you spit, it is because people like you who don't wear masks and spit that so many people get sick?!"

Lu Changfeng's phlegm had just landed, and a woman with a red armband came next to him and pointed at him.

In the capital, there are enthusiastic Chaoyang people, and in Huaihai, there are also enthusiastic Huaihai aunts in the community.

They are elusive and will always appear when people are caught off guard.

This is true when it comes to garbage sorting.

The same is true for gambling in the community.

This is still the case on the front line of strict hygiene.

Just like now, Lu Changfeng spat on the street, and Aunt Huaihai appeared. Criticism education in one go.

"People like you, dressed in five or six people, don't know some basic hygiene knowledge. I don't embarrass you, I'll write a letter of repentance here, and promise not to spit on the ground in the future. ”

The red armband aunt didn't know where to pull out a notebook and pen.

"Write it. ”

Lu Changfeng and Jin Chao looked at the red armband aunt with black lines on their faces.

This aunt is not acting alone, and the community red armband aunt usually acts in two or three people at the same time. Jin Chao and Lu Changfeng were surrounded by two or three community aunts and were forced to write a letter of repentance.

This has already aroused onlookers. Many people pointed at Lu Changfeng and Jin Chao. Someone from the photo studio on the opposite side also looked over.

"Okay, okay, I write, I write. When Lu Changfeng saw that someone was probing in the photo studio opposite, he immediately coaxed. Don't look at him and Jin Chao wanting to deal with the people around Jiang Hua, and every move is more vicious than the other.

But if it really caught Jiang Hua's attention. The two of them were afraid that they would die, and there were no bones left. Now Lu Changfeng was afraid that Jiang Hua on the other side would glance at this side curiously, what if he found out about the two of them?

Don't look at yourself and Jin Chao talking and laughing here, it seems that you don't take Jiang Hua in your eyes, but what is your real situation, Lu Changfeng is very clear.

"Hurry up and write, hurry up and write. Under the command of the red armband aunt, Lu Changfeng had to sign a letter of repentance, promising that he would never spit in the future.

"No, I haven't signed it yet. ”

Lu Changfeng signed his name. The aunts left as if they had won a big battle, and while walking, they also promoted: "Do a good job of protection when you go out." You see, tens of millions of people have been infected with the flu in the United States. Our country also needs to do a good job of protection, you know!"

"Yes, yes. You go slowly, walk slowly~" Lu Changfeng begged God to worship the Buddha to keep this group of red armband aunts away from him.

Jin Chao's brows jumped: "Brother Lu, you just let them go like this?"

"Huh?"

"Aren't you going to curse a little bit? ”

"The big husband can bend and stretch. There were too many onlookers just now, and you can see that there are people looking at us in the photo studio opposite. If I make a move, I'm afraid it will attract Jiang Hua's attention. If it gets noticed, it's not beautiful. Lu Changfeng smiled faintly: "Husband, you always have the ability to do it yourself." ”

Jin Chao snorted twice, and finally burst out of a sentence: "You are not decisive enough to kill like this." Are you still the one who makes us home?!"

"Hey, kill decisively. You are decisive, why didn't you see you stabbing those aunts just now. Don't say you can't do it, isn't killing them like killing chickens?" Lu Changfeng was very unhappy when he heard Jin Chao's words.

"You kill and show me. Just talking about cool words, if you spit just now, you must have written a guarantee. ”

Jin Chao's brows furrowed even deeper: "This is your business, why do you want me to take action?

"Eh, you're addicted to raising the bar. It's more profitable to raise the bar than to fight, right?" Lu Changfeng said and became angry.

"I didn't know what you were doing when I was killing in the other world!"

Jin Chao responded lightly: "Maybe it's you X." ”

"I'm X!" Lu Changfeng lifted the table and smashed it on Jin Chao's head.

Jin Chao waved his hand, and the water vapor condensed into a water knife on his fingertips, and the table board was directly cut in half by him.

"The surname is Jin, let's talk about it today. Let's go, gesturing outside. If you don't kneel down and call me grandpa today, you are my grandson!"

Lu Changfeng pointed at Jin Chao's nose and scolded.

"Let's go, let's go, who's afraid of whom?!" Jin Chao is also tough. It's all in the other world, who is afraid.

The biggest problem of the Alliance of Returnees is exposed at this moment. That is, in the whole organization, everyone is nominally a member. But neither of them is subordinate to the other, and maybe at some point they can cooperate. But sometimes it will turn its face inexplicably.

After all, who is not a king in the other world?

If you encounter those who are much stronger than yourself, then it is possible to bow down and be small. But when you encounter someone with similar strength, bear with it? Heh, let's talk about it.

By the time Zhang Tong shifted his attention, the two had already left.

"What's going on on the other side?" Zhang Tong asked Dahei.

"It looks like a quarrel, and then it's going to be a fight?" Da Hei touched his chin.

"Oh, leave them alone. Bring the Coke up. ”

"Okay. ”

Zhang Tong ignored the two villains who were supposed to come to ruin his and Jiang Hua's wedding photos when they ran to the duel.

Although Suntory Oolong Tea has been tampered with, nothing else has happened since then. This made Zhang Tong a little surprised, and he was still on guard for a long time. Is that all there is to the villain?

However, it is a good thing that no one bothered, and he and Jiang Hua can take wedding photos with peace of mind.

It's just that later, when Zhang Tong was on the way to watch the news on his mobile phone, he swiped such a piece of news.

[At around 4 p.m., our reporter found two seriously injured people next to the Suzhou Creek in this city. According to the traces at the scene, it is inferred that the two men beat each other by the river, resulting in a large area of hands and fractures on both sides' bodies. Both are in critical condition and have been taken to intensive care units. 】

[It is unknown why the two fought each other.] Police said both could be charged with assault. 】

Zhang Tong said hello after reading the news: ???

What is this? The Great Prize for Acts of Human Deception?