Carrying the packed props, the new brother-in-law came to the door again.

The door was still the same door, not only not locked nor half-hidden, but wide open, and the man was still the same person, not only did not hide nor get better, but waited secretly and vigorously.

The new brother-in-law knocked on the door as usual, and asked politely as he knocked, "Is anyone home?"

"Cut, pretend, you... Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning..."

Fairy Hu didn't pay attention to the new brother-in-law's spoof, and directly disdained to cooperate.

"This is not pretending, this is politeness, understand?" the new brother-in-law smiled unhurriedly, "My surname is Zhuang, do I still need to pretend again?" the new brother-in-law added funny.

"Hehe, is it funny? Why don't I think so?" Fairy Hu was still disdainful, "You obviously have seen me, but you deliberately asked politely and impolitely, what is this not pretending?"

"No, it's not funny," the new brother-in-law began to add the word "no", "I'm asking about someone? You're not human, why are you so excited?"

"You!?" Fairy Hu said, "Okay, okay, you won, how about we do it all over again?"

"Okay, who's afraid of whom..."

The new brother-in-law was even more unconvinced, he took three steps back angrily, ready to play the gong and drum again, but who knew that at the stall where he exited, the door was suddenly closed.

"You... You... You're cheating, you don't play according to the rules!"

The new brother-in-law found out that it was too late to be fooled, so he had to fight back angrily.

"Yes, if you want to start all over again, what kind of skill is it to open the door and knock on the door?"

Fairy Hu had already discovered the trick of her new brother-in-law and would not give him a chance to tease her again.

It's okay now, the new brother-in-law is closed, he knew that Hu Xiaoxian was so cunning, he didn't quit, the more he thought about it, the more he thought about it, the more he regretted it, and in desperation, he still knocked on the door honestly and called people.

He knocked on the door and shouted humbly, "Is Aunt Hu at home?"

Brother-in-law Zhuang was so low-key, Fairy Hu couldn't help but snicker, "Why don't you call someone home?"

"No, that's rude. ”

"Cut, it's late. ”

"What's late?" this time it was the new brother-in-law's turn to open his mouth wide.

"Yes, it's late!" Fairy Hu said affirmatively, "If you knocked on the door so politely at the beginning, I could still consider it, now, hehe... Upgraded!"

"What? upgraded?" the new brother-in-law unconsciously raised his voice.

"Yes, upgraded. ”

"That's... That... So what should I call you now?" the new brother-in-law was excited, and his brain began to short-circuit.

"Pretend, pretend, you know!" Fairy Hu also began to be naughty.

"Well, I didn't pretend, please remind Grandma Fairy, what? Do you want me to call you Grandma Fairy..."

"Huh...," Hu Xiangu couldn't stop snickering, "I just said it, you know." Hu Xiangu, who can pinch and calculate, finally got her wish and pulled back a game.

After a simple exchange of scolding, the new brother-in-law came in, and before he could gain a firm foothold, Hu Xiangu began to be unhappy again, and she suddenly found a new continent and said, "What are you carrying in your hand?"

"Money!"

"Who asked you to bring it?"

"You!"

"Me?" Hu Xiangu looked puzzled, "When?"

"Just now!"

"Just now?" Hu Xiangu also began to pretend to be naïve, "Then did I say what you asked you to do with the money?"

"Anyway, it's not a bride price, and I don't plan to propose!" The new brother-in-law also began to play stupid.

"You!" Hu Xiangu was angry, "You... You get me out!" Hu Xiangu said as she began to push.

When the new brother-in-law saw that he was in trouble, he hurriedly greeted him with a smile and said obediently, "Don't mind, don't mind, I'm joking with you, don't take it seriously." ”

"Who... Who is serious?" Hu Xiangu couldn't help blushing, "Do you really think I can't get married?" Looking at Fairy Hu Caixia's shyness, the new brother-in-law didn't mention how demented, he looked at Fairy Hu with a peach blossom on his face in a daze, and couldn't stop swallowing his saliva, not to mention how obvious the loss of honor was.

It was the first time to be stared at so boldly and hotly by a strange man, Hu Xiangu was embarrassed, she was confident in her appearance and temperament, and she had eyes, but she couldn't stand the perspective and observation of the opposite sex for a long time.

In the face of the new brother-in-law's unscrupulous "harassment" and "immortal hunting", Hu Xiangu couldn't stand his wishful thinking anymore, she subconsciously raised her hand and shook it in front of the new brother-in-law's eyes, and reminded her maliciously, "You, haven't you seen a fairy, so reckless?"

The new brother-in-law looked at Hu Xiangu spoofing motionlessly, and said like a robot, "I've seen it, but I've never seen a fairy aunt like you." ”

"What, you scold me for being old!" Fairy Hu was not happy.

"yes, who told you to provoke me like a fool. ”

"Whoa, you've finally admitted that you're stupid!"

"Of course I'm stupid, if I'm not stupid, how can I come here with money to ask for advice?"

The new brother-in-law was excited and told the truth.

No person with a normal nerve would spend 240,000 yuan for a prop for a fairy's joke to have an excuse to come to the door again.

But is the new brother-in-law really stupid? The answer, of course, is no.

Not only is he not stupid but also very shrewd, if he can spend an extra 40,000 yuan to deny and overturn the phrase "vulgar and unbearable", then he will feel that he has made a lot of money, as for what he has earned, I am afraid only the new brother-in-law himself knows.

Looking at the new brother-in-law's ugly appearance, Fairy Hu's heart sank, and now she has more reason to judge that the new brother-in-law's vulgarity is unbearable, in order to better express her disgust and shame, Fairy Hu said angrily, "After going around for a long time, you still came to quarrel, then you went to the wrong door." ”

"It's not a quarrel, it's a consultation!" the new brother-in-law hurriedly corrected.

"I'm not allowed to enter the laity and money here, so you're going to die of this heart. ”

Fairy Hu looked at the few big characters behind the door proudly, and said coldly.

"Hehe, return me here?" the new brother-in-law was even more disdainful, "Where are you here? Have you written it?"

"See for yourself!"

Hu Xiangu pointed behind her new brother-in-law with her hand.

As soon as the new brother-in-law turned his head, he found a hint on the door, "Fuck me!" The new brother-in-law didn't feel a tightness in his heart, this fairy aunt and grandmother couldn't really be playing with herself, right? Why did she even put up a notice? How could this be different from what she had just imagined? It stands to reason that she should have been moved when she came with "sincerity", isn't it written like this in ordinary novels? Why did it fail this time?