Chapter 65: The Fat Man's Troubles

After returning to the village, He Bingbing and the others sent the things to Yu Zehai's house, and then turned around and said goodbye.

Yu Zehai knew what they were in a hurry to do, so he didn't give in, but pointed to Zhang Zhiwen behind him and said to Yu Zhenchuan and Wang Shufen: "Dad, Mom, who do you see coming?"

Wang Shufen just glanced at it, quickly recognized it, and hurriedly walked over to hold the fat man's hand, and said, "Xiao Zhang, you haven't come to play with your baby for many years." It's just that Auntie sees that you are still the same in other aspects, but this horizontal development is better than in the past?"

"Uh......" The fat man scratched his head awkwardly when he heard this, and said with a smile: "No way, I usually sit at work and exercise too little, and I feel that I grow meat just by drinking water every day." Auntie, and uncle, I'm coming to your house again to eat and drink. ”

"Look at what you say, what do you mean by eating and drinking? You and your baby are good friends, and you usually have nothing to do with it. Although our rural areas are not as big as yours, the good thing is that the vegetables are all grown by themselves, the grain is grown by themselves, even the oil is squeezed from rapeseed harvested by themselves, and there are a lot of chopsticks at home. It's just that the food cooked by our countrymen may not be as delicious as you eat in a big hotel. ”

"That's good!" The fat man hurriedly took over and said: "It's all home-grown, so that you can eat at ease, eat at ease, and eat satisfactorily, isn't it? Auntie, you may not know, big cities actually have the disadvantages of big cities, not to mention anything else, the vegetables that I buy in the vegetable market every day don't say a few wilts, and I don't know how many vegetable sellers have passed a handful of small green vegetables, how can we have a fresh taste of freshly picked and fried in our own fields?" Not long ago, it was even revealed that the raw pork sold in the market was injected with water by those black-hearted merchants......"

"Ah, can you still fill the pork with water, what do you do with the water?" Wang Shufen asked curiously.

"Hey, it's not for the sake of cheating. Yu Zehai next to him smiled and said, "Dad, haven't you remembered yet? In the summer vacation when I was in high school, this fat man came to live in our house for a while." ”

"Aha, look at my memory!" Yu Zhenchuan finally came back to his senses, he slapped his head, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at the fat man and said: "By the way, you are the little fat man who came to my house to play, and followed the baby up the mountain to pound the bird's nest, and was stung a few times on the ass by the thin-waisted bee!"

"Ah...... What, uncle, are you still remembering this?" The fat man was suddenly embarrassed when he heard this, and became embarrassed for a while, and said, "I thought that after so many years, you would forget that troubled matter." ”

"How could you forget!" Yu Zhenchuan laughed and said: "At that time, after your kid was stung by a thin-waisted bee, the ghosts on the mountain cried wolf howl, and the old man with swollen buttocks and eggs was even more restless when he came back, and even lay on the bed at night. ”

"Okay, okay!" It seemed that the two were going to continue to entangle themselves in this matter, and Yu Zehai next to him hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Dad, the fat man heard that your old man planted his feet on the mountain some time ago, and he flashed his old waist, so this time I came to see your old man." You see, the things in this courtyard are all his boy's filial piety to you!"

"Xiao Zhang, you have a heart!"

Yu Zhenchuan nodded slightly, and said: "It's not easy for you to come once, this time Uncle accepted the things, but next time you come to play at home, you are not allowed to buy anything again!

"Yes, uncle!"

After entering the house, seeing that his mother was going to the stove room again, Yu Zehai hurriedly stopped the other party, and before he could speak, Yu Zeming, the village party secretary who had just left, shouted in the loudspeaker with a broken gong...... I'm Yu Zeming, and I'm here to inform all the villagers that in an hour's time, that is, at eight o'clock in the evening, everyone must rush to the village primary school playground to gather, convene a villagers' meeting, and announce that there is a major need! For individual families with limited mobility, we will arrange for a special person to come over to assist and support each family, and each family will ensure that at least one person is present! I repeat, ...... in an hour."

The trumpets in the four directions of the village, south, east, and west sounded at the same time, and the voice like a broken gong echoed in the twilight over the village. It wasn't until after three times that everyone felt that their ears were clear, and it seemed that the whole world had quieted down.

"This broken horn, the sound is too harsh, right?" Yu Zehai rubbed his ears and said.

"Well, my ears are still ringing!" The fat man next to him was also speechless.

"Why did you hold a villager meeting again? Didn't it just hold a few days ago?" Mom and Dad looked at each other and said with some confusion.

In fact, at this moment, people in the village have this kind of doubt, far more than Wang Shufen and Yu Zhenchuan.

Almost everyone who had just heard the voice had the same question in their hearts. In the past, it was not necessary for the village committee to hold a villagers' meeting once a year and a half, but now it is a good thing, and the villagers' meeting is every three or five times. Looks like there's going to be something going on in the village lately......

"A few days ago, it was a welcome to the new village head, that is, a college student village official, everyone at least had to meet and be familiar, right?" Yu Zehai shrugged his shoulders and said lightly: "Tonight is to announce that I have contracted the mountains and forests, and the village committee has decided to use this money to build this road." This can be regarded as the most epoch-making event in our Yujiaao Village, so we must require the whole village to be present. ”

"Ah, boss, what did you just say?" Hearing Yu Zehai's words, Zhang Zhiwen next to him was full of shock, he pointed at Yu Zehai and muttered: "Boss, it turns out that what you said in the car before is true? You contracted the mountains and forests, and then the village took out this money to build roads?"

"Nonsense! When have you ever seen the boss and I lied?" Yu Zehai rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Yes, it was the time when I was stung by a thin-waisted bee in the mountain behind the village that summer!" the fat man nodded, looked at Yu Zehai with disdain and said, "You asked me to pick sheep and eat them, but you didn't tell me that there was a hornet's nest on the vine!"

"But, I didn't know there was a hornet's nest on that vine?" Yu Zehai was right.

"You know!" the fat man rolled his eyelids and said, "It was Ermao who told me later." The boss knows that there is a hornet's nest there, but he told Ermaohuzi that the baby in this city has never seen what a hornet's nest looks like, and today opened his eyes. ”

"I'm going to it!"

Yu Zehai snorted embarrassedly, and said with a smile: "Isn't that okay! Besides, the toxicity of the slender-waisted bee is not great, and being stung is nothing more than uncomfortable for a day or two." He was saying it, but at this moment, he didn't scold Ermao's traitor half to death, this girl is too unsophisticated, right?

"Ah......h Ahhh......h

In other words, Ermao, who was busy working in a small restaurant in Panlong Town at the moment, sneezed twice in a row for no reason.

He pulled up the towel hanging from his neck and wiped his mouth, and said to himself with some doubts: "It's really strange! Didn't she just separate from Xiao Mo? Could it be that she misses me again? Or, I'll sneak into her house after the restaurant closes for a while?"

In recent days, Ermao can be described as a spring breeze!

Since he had Yu Zehai's pickled girl aid, he confessed the truth to Teacher Xiao Mo. The boss of his family came forward to help him, and he wanted to buy a house first and get married as soon as possible, and Xiao Mo naturally agreed 100% to this. The roadblocks that blocked them were finally overturned, and now, a pair of hard-working mandarin ducks can be regarded as having survived.

So, look at the house, buy a house, and decorate the house...... At the same time, under the negotiation of the parents of both parties, the marriage was also put on the agenda, and everything was only completed in three months!

"You stinky boy, it turns out that you are doing ghosts behind your back!" Here, Yu Zhenchuan, who learned the truth, couldn't help but reach out and knock on the door of Yu Zehai's head, and said solemnly: "You two say they are friends, but they are more like brothers." What is a brother? He is a good partner who is blessed and shares hardships, a good buddy who is like-minded and like-minded, and even a good man who can stick a knife in his ribs! And you are good that you deliberately set up a situation to let your brother jump into the pit? If I know that you are doing these little actions among your brothers again in the future, see that I don't break your legs!"

"Yes, Dad, I know!" Yu Zehai replied reluctantly. After speaking, he grimaced at Zhang Zhiwen. I said in my heart, boy, I have you! I actually said this in front of my father, see if I don't seize the opportunity to clean you up in the future!

"Uncle and aunt, don't blame the boss, it's all a bad thing in the past, the boss's starting point is not malice, and I don't take it to heart. Do you think, if I keep holding on to this in my heart, I will say it in front of the boss, in front of my uncle and aunt?" Seeing this, the fat man next to him hurriedly waved his hand and said.

In front of their own juniors, especially in front of outsiders, parents usually have a good face. Now that there is a fat man's words, he has undoubtedly found a step, so Yu Zhenchuan and Wang Shufen just said a few words about Yu Zehai casually.

"Okay, Xiao Zhang, you can take a short rest and drink saliva, and then go take a cold shower! Auntie will go to the stove room to get some food. After speaking, Wang Shufen glanced at Yu Zhenchuan, got up and walked towards the stove room.

"Auntie, don't bother too much, you can make anything to eat, I'm never a picky eater!" Zhang Zhiwen hurriedly shouted.

"Yes, Mom, let's just get some food first, let's pad our stomachs, and we have to pinch some to go to the meeting in a while!" Yu Zehai nodded and said, "After the meeting, let's come back and drink a few cups of the whole plate of side dishes." ”