Chapter 147: I already knew
Jiang Hua didn't care about Baiqi outside, he pulled Zhang Tong to the back kitchen and looked at him with a confused expression.
"And what were you talking about just now? Are your brains burning? The temperature in Huaihai has changed a bit a bit lately, shouldn't you wear more clothes and be careful not to catch a cold? ”
As a girlfriend, Jiang Hua still cares about her boyfriend very much. Zhang Tong, as his boyfriend, has he been too busy and tired these days, resulting in not having a good rest. That's why I'm sick.
Look at his appearance, his brain is obviously not very good. In broad daylight, they began to talk nonsense in their dreams.
"Be sober, you're a power bank. No matter how strong you are, you can't become Pikachu, so if you're tired, go home and sleep. ”
Jiang Hua pushed Zhang Tong's back and was about to push him home first.
Lao Zhang is a little helpless, it seems that his acting skills are really good, and he is perfect. Jiang Hua didn't doubt himself at all. If you act by yourself, can you also win a Huabiao Award, a Golden Rooster Award or something? Maybe it can even win the Oscar.
Of course, Zhang Tong doesn't know, in fact, it is not difficult to win the Oscars, as long as he dares to change his personality, tan, be a gay or something. This award actually doesn't have much to do with acting.
"Bai Qi Nan went out to stand, and he was not allowed to come in without me shouting. The door is guarded outside. Zhang Tong stopped Jiang Hua's action of wanting to push himself out of the door, and turned his head and said this to Bai Qinan.
Because some things have developed to this point, then I have to talk to Jiang Hua well.
Bai Qi Nan stood up, nodded, and walked outside the door. He was very obedient, and stood motionless in the doorway, like a telephone pole.
"Well, I'll have to tell you about it. Zhang Tong looked at Jiang Hua with a serious face. It doesn't look like it's a joke.
Jiang Hua raised an eyebrow: "What do you mean? Do you really think you're a super strong?"
"Do you want to put 100,000 volts to show me?" Jiang Hua still didn't believe what Zhang Tong said, because the instrument of the Returnee Testing Agency was not a joke, and the ultra-precise testing instrument could detect everyone's energy fluctuations in detail.
So far, I haven't heard of anyone hiding their abilities. It's just that the machine is too large to be used in a specific research institute in the capital.
Otherwise, it's much more accurate and useful than that so-called combat counter.
"So as a power bank, you have to have the consciousness of a power bank. I know you might want to share my worries or something, but there's no need to be reckless. Jiang Hua patted Lao Zhang's shoulder.
"Don't worry, I've got you covered. I don't need you to carry the heavy responsibility of this world. You can cook and do laundry at home. ”
Lao Zhang now finally knows that his previous acting skills are too good and excellent, and he is too perfect. If you don't win a Huabiao Award, you will be ashamed of the people.
"No, Huahua, listen to me, why don't you believe that I am a strong man. ”
"How can there be a strong man like you, shrinking in a small shop in Huaihai to cook and sell food. ”
"I'm really a super invincible powerhouse, only you can beat me in this world, and I won't fight back. Zhang Tong felt that he had to show some real skills, otherwise Jiang Hua would definitely not believe what he said.
"Well, if you don't believe me, I'll just show you what I'm capable of right now. ”
For the first time, Zhang Tong felt that telling the truth was more tiring than lying.
"Oh, then you put 100,000 volts on me. I'll see if you have what it takes to be Pikachu. Jiang Hua clasped his hands on his chest and looked at Zhang Tong with an expression of "look at how you should perform".
"100,000 volts will be counted, I'll show you other ways to perform. Put 100,000 volts here, I'm afraid of breaking other appliances. Zhang Tong picked up a rag as he spoke.
"Look at it. ”
A bottle of cooking oil was poured directly on the board by Zhang Tong. Then Zhang Tong sprinkled with salt, monosodium glutamate, pepper noodles and other kitchen seasonings. It looks like it's cooking, but there are no other ingredients.
"Lao Zhang, are you going to season and cook the chopping board? I don't eat the braised chopping board. ”
"Who told you to eat that? Look closely. ”
When Lao Zhang made the whole board dirty and oily, he motioned to Jiang Hua to look at the rag in his hand.
Zhang Tong gently wiped it with a rag. The originally dirty and oily dark board instantly became bright and clean.
"(⊙o⊙) Wow! How did you do this?!" Jiang Hua carefully checked that the rag on Zhang Tong's hand was not as greasy as he imagined, but the dirt on the board was cleaned up. It's like magic.
"So your ability is actually a super clean powerhouse?"
"Huh, when there was a fight, should I take out a towel and take a shower for the other side?" Zhang Tong felt that the picture was too beautiful for him to look at.
"Actually, my ability is magnetism, electromagnetic force. My ability is very strong, I should say that it is similar to you, except that the energy I control can be a little more fine. ”
"This kind of cleaning dirt is nothing more than using electromagnetic force to separate the dirt from the cutting board, and your gravity can do that too. When you are able to control your ability in detail, then you can separate each grain of salt from the board one by one. This way you will have no trouble doing cleaning. ”
Jiang Hua was very interested in Zhang Tong's ability to do cleaning: "So you actually seem to be doing all the housework very cleanly, these are all cheating with ability, not yourself?"
"Uh...... Actually, I'm still very diligent. Even if you don't have the ability to cheat, I'm ...... Wait, this doesn't seem to be the focus of our discussion, the focus of my discussion should be that I'm actually a super strong person. ”
Zhang Tong spoke, ready to show his other abilities. But this place is too small, and I can't really release a 100,000 volts or a super electromagnetic cannon or something. It's too much of a movement like this, and I'm just confessing to Jiang Hua, not that everyone knows about it.
Well, if you really can't do it, you can use electromagnetic force to show how to peel an apple.
Zhang Tong picked up a trembling apple, and was about to show his ability when Jiang Hua stopped him.
"Okay, Lao Zhang, don't show it. Actually, I have long believed what you say. Jiang Hua hugged his chest and looked at Zhang Tong with a smile.
"Actually, I've been waiting, waiting for the day when you tell me who you are and what you're capable of. ”
Zhang Tong was surprised: "You mean you already knew?"
"I'm not stupid. The two of us have lived together for so long, and I am also a LV6 powerhouse. Although you are always cautious, you are always not so secretive in front of me. Actually, you also want to reveal some information about yourself to me, consciously or unconsciously, right? But I'm also waiting for the day when you tell me personally. ”
"So I already knew. But I'll say you told me personally, because that's the only way the two of us can move on. Jiang Hua looked at Zhang Tong with a smile.
"Because you and I are going to stay together for the rest of our lives!"