Chapter Twenty-Five: Romance
"Okay, you Zhuang is bold, you dare not return to this girl's WeChat, and honestly explain which sister is sleeping in Xiangsuliu?"
Zhuang Jinrong woke up the next day, and as soon as he turned on the phone, the first thing that jumped out was Li Wuyuan's denunciation.
"What's the matter, it's not that I'm tired of your renovation loan, and my brain is not in the service area. ”
President Zhuang has always been witty and humorous.
"I don't care if you're in the service area or not, anyway, I'll have to pass through the service area in a few days. ”
Kuri Goen goes straight to the point.
"Why are you on a business trip? Where are you going? I'll go with you. ”
President Zhuang said without asking for it.
"On October 1st, the S State Home Expo, you look at it. ”
After speaking, Li Wuyuan confidently went offline, leaving President Zhuang with infinite blind thoughts and lingering ......
What to look at, I want to do it when I look at it, and I must do it! President Zhuang thought coloredly.
He has always had a plot to be a first-class home improvement designer, and now the opportunity to broaden his horizons is in front of him, and he is accompanied by a beautiful woman, how romantic, how could he miss the opportunity?
Besides.
He is now preparing to enter the real estate and construction market, and it is best to practice his skills in the home improvement market first. The cake of the home improvement market is very large, involving a lot of industries, and it is a big project related to the national economy and people's livelihood, and he will definitely get involved in it.
He had a big idea.
That is, the sister Zhuang Yuqing's Golden Phoenix Home Furnishing Plaza and Li Wuyuan's home improvement market, as well as the future construction market through his "finance +" all together to form a huge and complete chain industrial chain. And then monopolize the entire market, make a big cake, build a giant home aircraft carrier, and lay a solid foundation for his financial empire. So that all customers no longer run around, laborious can complete the one-stop service of buying a house, decoration, furniture, consumption and finance......
It didn't take a few days.
Zhuang Jinrong simply cleaned up according to Li Wuyuan's instructions and waited at the designated place.
After a while, Li Wuyuan drove the car and arrived, a typical girl's car, smelling fragrant from afar, it seems that the fragrant car with the beauty is a classic match.
When Zhuang Jinrong opened the back door and sat in, he suddenly found that there was a lady wearing sunglasses sitting in the passenger seat, which somewhat disappointed Zhuang Laose. I thought it was a romantic two-person trip, but I didn't expect it to become a boring three-person trip. Fortunately, the other party also looks like a stunning beauty, which makes Zhuang Laose feel a little relieved, after all, the most important thing is to look comfortable on the long road, and it would be better if the threesome could evolve into a threesome......
"This is my cousin, Ms. Su Mengmeng. ”
Li Wuyuan is also an introduction to fast talk.
"Hello cousin, my name is Zhuang Jinrong, and I didn't bring a red envelope when I met for the first time. ”
Zhuang Jinrong has always introduced himself as a hippie.
"Haha, you haven't even passed the door, so you called your cousin, and I don't know how to be ashamed. ”
Cousin Su took off her sunglasses while joking and said with a smile. Sure enough, she is a top beauty, and her eyes are straight when she looks at Zhuang Laose. Charming but wild, coquettish and coquettish, giving people a feeling of mixed devil and angel.
"I strangled you bastard, you dare to make fun of me, how old is he, old and ugly, how can he be worthy of me?"
After saying that, Li Wuyuan and his cousin writhed and frolicked, and for a while, the spring was fragrant.
"The old man Ka from Notre Dame Cathedral is talking about, I'm his cousin, but I'm different from him, I'm a clock seller, a "time seller", he's a bell ringer. ”
Zhuang Jinrong laughed at himself a little bit of learning, and by the way, he also told his profession.
"What? You're his cousin, so how old are you, Comrade Old Man Zhuang! Huh? No, cousin, cousin, shouldn't you change the way to scold me for being old, good old Zhuang woman, see if I don't kill you......"
Cousin Su was half angry and wanted to come over to beat Zhuang Laose, and Cousin Li gloated and laughed:
"Take a look, Su Bapo, you have met an opponent, someone can cure you, haha. ”
"Okay, Li is not convinced, you two are working together to bully me, see how I clean you up. ”
The two hot girls who had just stopped fighting were fighting together like children again, which made Zhuang Laose, who was watching the excitement on the sidelines, look at his blood and couldn't help himself.
He wanted to be the one who was unconvinced, but unfortunately the current development was only two mouths to deal with Cousin Su's one mouth. Old man Zhuang, old man Zhuang, it seems that you have to work hard, thinking of this old man Zhuang and quipped with bad intentions:
"Isn't it as simple as giving me a greeting gift and sending a red envelope? You cousins won't fight one by one, my mouth, don't make trouble, let's not want Cousin Su's red envelope." ”
"You also said, see if we don't kill you. ”
The two beauties formed an alliance to deal with Zhuang Laose in an instant, it was really faster than turning a book!
"You're so old, and you still let me send you a red envelope, are you mistaken? If you want to send it, it's your uncle who will send it to me, okay?" Cousin Su also smiled just after reacting.
She has long known from Li Wuyuan that this Zhuang brother is not an ordinary cunning, and today when she saw it, she really had excellent emotional intelligence, no wonder she was so pleasing to women, it seems that this Zhuang brother has a very good set of sisters, not ordinary gentlemen.
"Cousin, don't fall for this old man Zhuang. He seems to be serious and unsmiling, but in fact, he has a bad stomach, his real purpose is not to send red envelopes, but to add your WeChat. ”
Li Meinu said in a word.
"What? He's done you a curse? How else would you know he has bad water in his stomach? ”
As soon as Cousin Su finished speaking, the two beauties were playing together again.
"It's just a matter of a few dollars, and it's worth your head to fight for, boring, boring!"
Zhuang Laose imitated the tone of stand-up comedy, forced a smile, and finished all the lines seriously, causing the two beauties to laugh at breakfast. Especially Li Wuyuan laughed even more, and he couldn't straighten his waist......
"Enough is enough, old man Zhuang, come to the front and drive. I really thought that you would come and talk to my sister for free? Go, cousin, let's go sit in the back and stay away from him. ”
Li Wuyuan entered the theme at the right time, and casually ordered Zhuang Laose.
"Why am I an old man? Am I really that old? Feelings let me be a driver? I thought it was an affair?"
Zhuang Jinrong said as he reluctantly got out of the car and opened the door again, and sat in the driver's seat.
"Why aren't you old man Zhuang? Since you got in the car, you've been pretending to be stupid and trying to cheat your cousin's WeChat, right?
Li Wuyuan gloated and exposed the Zhuang driver's tricks, and the straightforward Zhuang driver was speechless, and couldn't stop staring at Li Diaoru......
"Alas, old man Zhuang, where are you looking? Look at the road ahead, be your driver, don't patronize the rearview mirror and admire the beautiful women. ”
Li Wuyuan's eyes are really poisonous, and even Zhuang Jinrong's little action can be seen.
"Okay, you big villain, are you hinting at him? We're all wearing skirts, and you want to see him even if you tease him like this. ”
Cousin Su also complained about her cousin angrily.
"If you say that, then you don't have to guess what color you are. ”
The pretending driver also stepped on the accelerator with a bad heart, and the two beauties suddenly leaned back, and for a while the two of them were exposed, one white and one black were exciting, and the two beauties no longer dared to insult the Zhuang driver.
That's it.
Talking and laughing all the way to a service area nearly halfway through, the Zhuang driver stopped and rested understandingly. When they all came back from the bathroom, the Zhuang driver naturally sat in the back row to rest.
"Why are you sitting in the back row? I want to rub oil, but there is no door. ”
Li Wuyuan's apricot eyes widened and said coquettishly.
"I'm tired, it's time for you to get started. ”
Driver Zhuang also said with an honest smile.
"What? We ?......"
The expression of the chestnut beauty was as if she had discovered a new world, not to mention how surprised she was.
"You can't be interns, right? In other words, I'm the only one of the three of us who can drive the highway. ”
This time it was the turn of the Zhuang driver to be surprised.
"Hmm. Li Wuyuan replied seriously.
"Uh-huh. "Cousin Su is even more pious, and she can't be more religious.
"Do you think it's for you to tease your sister? Who will open it if you don't open it......?"
Cousin Su also muttered quietly, so that the rest of the words can basically only look at the lip shape.
"Ah?!...... Human life is at stake, this is driving and not a joke. ”
This time, Zhuang Jinrong also had to be serious.
"No kidding, you're the one who does it all the way. ”
The two beauties also said in unison with an extremely serious attitude.
It's over, this time I was sold by two big beauties, I originally wanted to catch cicadas and flirt with my sister, but I didn't expect the yellow finch to sacrifice her life to open it to the end......
How depressed Driver Zhuang is.
In fact, he should be able to think of it, the invitation of beautiful women is either a trap or a banknote, but he has no choice but to think about it so much. Now it's a dilemma, and he doesn't even know what to do.
This is not to say that the Zhuang driver can't drive long distances and drive tiredly, on the contrary, his driving skills are very good, and he can drive all day or all night in extreme situations where no one replaces.
Of course, the rest in the middle is also essential, to put it bluntly, the driver of the small road village can survive a few rests. But he didn't want to drive so plainly and boringly, after all, if he took a nap, the consequences would be the destruction of the car and the death of people! This risk Zhuang driver would never dare to take it.
Just when Driver Zhuang racked his brains to think about how to resolve the current predicament, a bold and exciting aura suddenly flashed, and Driver Zhuang unconsciously had an idea......
"Since there is no one to replace me, and I can't take a tired nap, I can only increase the number and quality of my rest. ”
Driver Zhuang looked at the two beauties in front of him at a loss, and said with a serious expression.
"Good, good, everything is done according to your will. ”
The two beauties nodded hurriedly, and the title followed suitably to you, as if the two concubines were welcoming the holy car.
"Okay, now I'm tired and need to rest, which of you will come over to pinch my feet, massage, sleep, and rest?"
Driver Zhuang also kicked his nose and ordered the two beauties to almost call himself me.
"Pinch your feet and massage to help you sleep and rest, I won't, cousin, you go and accompany the Zhuang driver, now he is our giant panda, we can't afford to stay slow." ”
Li Wuyuan pretended to be pitiful and said.
So far, she has only pushed her cousin into the arms of the Zhuang driver, who let her come up with this bad idea in the first place.
"Okay, well, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell. Cousin Su glanced at her cousin, and whispered in her ear: "Be careful about your skin, and see how I clean you up when I go back." ”
After speaking, she came to the back seat to pinch the feet of the big driver and massage, she knew that the driver was deliberately finding fault and wanted to tease them. But the current situation is that there is no other better way than to cooperate, who makes this reason for the family to be high-sounding and high-sounding?
Driver Zhuang comfortably lifted his feet and rested on Su Mengmeng's lap, not to mention how happy he was. Although Cousin Su just pinched and pinched out of order to vent her inner dissatisfaction, this slightly perverted enjoyment made Driver Zhuang find the feeling of being abused for a long time, not to mention how happy he was, and unconsciously fell asleep in sweet obscenity.
"Alas, old man Zhuang, wake up. ”
I don't know how long it took, but the chestnut beauty shouted in the ear of the Zhuang driver.
"You have a really big heart, you can fall asleep like this, my hands hurt when I pinched it, but you fell asleep beautifully, it can be seen that you have no heart and lungs, and you are not tired of living. ”
Cousin Su is also a bitter helper.
"No wonder, how can a beautiful woman not sleep?" Li Wuyuan also teased his cousin with malicious intentions.
"You can pull it down, she's also called a massage? This whole sadistic demon, if I don't pretend to be dead and fall asleep, she can kill me. ”
Driver Zhuang rubbed his sleepy eyes with palpitations and said with a smile.
"It's good to know, see if you dare to tease us. ”
Cousin Su was also unsatisfied, so she said with a fierce smile.
After this romantic episode, when the Zhuang driver set off again, he was much more serious, and the two beauties were afraid of disturbing the Zhuang driver, so they played with their mobile phones and remained silent.
Who knows that it just backfires, driving is not as good as anything else, the quieter it is, the easier it is to take a nap, even if it is an experienced old driver, it is difficult to escape this physiological circle.
It's not.
Before a few service areas were opened, the eyelids of the Zhuang driver began to fight again. Fortunately, the sixth sense of the driver and the timely reminder of Genshin Impact, the car just shook slightly, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable! The two beauties were also quite bored, and they were just about to fall asleep when they were awakened by violent shaking, and hurriedly asked eagerly:
"What's wrong? What's wrong?......"
"What else could it be? There was no irritation, and I snooze again. ”
Driver Zhuang said helplessly.
"You're a pig, didn't you just be sleepy with you? Why are you sleepy again?"
As soon as Cousin Su finished speaking, she felt that something was wrong, and suddenly burst into laughter, and the laughter suddenly filled the entire carriage, and for a while, everyone's sleepiness was disturbed by Cousin Su's "meat words".
At this time, Cousin Su was also ashamed of herself, not to mention embarrassing.
There was no way, so the driver had to park the car in the service area again, and everyone discussed the solution.
"Listening to music, pinching thighs, hanging heads, telling jokes......"
Li Wuyuan's naughty egg plot came up.
"If you really can't do it, you will eat chili peppers, smear garlic, find a knife to cut, and prick with needles. ”
Cousin Su's move was even more ruthless.
"Are you making a plan, or are you interrogating the spies? ”
Driver Zhuang also said with tears and laughter. If it were that simple, drivers all over the world would be blessed.
"This doesn't work, it doesn't matter, you say a foolproof plan, it's hard for us to dance that dance for you, you will be stimulated, not sleepy, and we won't be able to catch up with the punctuality if we continue to rub it off. ”
Li Wuyuan was also really anxious, and said without words.
"That's what you said, I didn't force you. ”
Driver Zhuang also said with a bad face.
"What? What are you really making us dance? You old pervert, you can tell you. ”
Cousin Su said indignantly.
"That's not necessary, you just need to choose someone to sit in my passenger seat so that I don't get sleepy. ”
Zhuangda driver also said very implicitly.
"Since ancient times, the only thing that can overcome fatigue is transfer, and in the face of imaginary transfer, everything is not a problem, let alone fatigue driving, for the sake of our lives must dedicate your attention or transfer. ”
What Driver Zhuang said this time seems to have some sense.
"How do you pay attention? How do you transfer?"
The two beauties asked shyly.
"If any of you sit in front first, you will know as soon as the car drives off, and everything is just child's play in the face of great life. "Driver Zhuang has started textbook fooling again.
Although the two beauties knew that the Zhuang driver's words and grandiose reasons seemed sacred, they were actually filthy. But the cruel reality is in front of you, knowing that there is a pit in front of you, you have to jump, and you have to jump excitingly and beautifully.
Come to think of this.
The well-informed cousin Su said to the little cousin with a wry smile:
"Since you don't have a choice in the face of a great life, then please ask Sister Li to dedicate first. ”
After speaking, he looked at Cousin Li meaningfully, and thought, how did you treat me just now? Now it's your turn to be retributed, anyway, you and President Zhuang are not clear, and such a beautiful thing is also unavoidable, so you can be wronged a little and transfer calmly...... Thinking of this, I was a little blushing and my ears were hot.
No way.
Li Wuyuan was reluctant to sit in the passenger seat under the strong influence of Cousin Su.
Anyway, she didn't know how to transfer the nerves of the Zhuang driver, since this was the will of God, then everything should be natural. I hope that Brother Zhuang can be merciful for now, just don't embarrass himself too much.
Everyone is in their place and doing their part.
The car continued to drive smoothly in an ambiguous and ambiguous atmosphere.
Li Luoli, who was sitting in the passenger seat, stared intently at Driver Zhuang's every move, chatting and talking nonsense with him from time to time, trying her best to delay his fatigue and sleepiness. Cousin Su also gags from time to time, enlivening each other's atmosphere.
Just when everyone thought that Driver Zhuang was just joking and would not really get tired, Li Luoli suddenly found that although the eyes of the pretending driver were still open, her eyes did not move much, and she knew that the physiological limit of Driver Zhuang had reached again.
No way.
She hurriedly put the right hand of the Zhuang driver into her own hand to divert the sleepy nerves of the Zhuang driver.
Unexpectedly.
This trick is really good, just when the Zhuang driver was drowsy and unconscious, suddenly, a jade hand grabbed in his hand, not to mention the feeling of more transfer......
My dear, as long as you don't take a nap, don't turn your head to look at me, I will cooperate as much as you want to divert your attention. Li Luoli saw that Brother Zhuang was driving so hard and suffering, and she unconsciously became a little emotional. What shyness, what to hold, she didn't think about it all. As Driver Zhuang said, everything is secondary in the face of real life......
Unconsciously, after passing one service area after another, the driver of the Zhuang driver did not have the slightest intention of turning his head to look at the whole hour, which shows that the "gentleman's concentration" and "sacred driving" of the Zhuang driver's professionalism are still there.
But Li Wuyuan, who accompanied the driver, was even more pitiful......
Just when she was about to get to the next service area, Li Luoli suddenly roared:
"Almost to the service area, I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to die. ”
Before the car could stop, Li Lori hurriedly fled to the bathroom......
At this time, Cousin Su was no better.
I finally pulled the handrail and stumbled to the bathroom......
When they got into the car again, Li Lori said that she wouldn't go to the co-pilot to sit in the co-pilot.
She directly lay on the back seat as if she was cheating, not giving Cousin Su anything, so that she didn't have a backache when she stood and talked.
No way.
Cousin Su was also forced to sit in the co-pilot helplessly.
Same attention, same transfer. The flowers are similar every year, and the people are different every year, and the Zhuang driver not only achieved a romantic threesome, but also achieved a hazy threesome.
Just when the Zhuang driver was energetically immersed in the extremely serious driving, suddenly the car in front of him braked suddenly, and the high-skilled Zhuang driver also subconsciously braked.
Who knew that this sudden brake didn't matter, but I only heard a loud cry from Cousin Su.
It turned out that this foot brake was caught off guard, and Cousin Su unconsciously leaned forward and walked away a lot at once......
That's it.
The beautiful woman of the incense car drove to the destination with beautiful scenery.
The two beauties in the car were also dizzy and weak.
It's really.
Yun sideburns are half new to sleep, the BMW is in the middle of the spring, the clothes are pushed and the pillow is wandering, the beaded foil silver screen is opened, and the child is helpless to help up, all blame Brother Zhuang for the bad driver......
finally passed the security check and went straight to the scene, and the two beauties hurriedly rushed to the bathroom to tidy up their makeup in time.
After a while, the shrewd and capable workplace image of an intellectual woman was restored, and she couldn't see what had just happened......